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Toonami
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Founded: Mar 05, 2012
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Toonami » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:09 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I am outraged. OUTRAGED, I say.

That I am not the one getting all your trades, that is. Because everyone knows I'm the real power behind the scenes. Or so it has been accused. Do you really want to gamble, folks? Fris is a veritable puppydog by comparison. Trade now, trade hard, and above all, trade for the Nathi. So let it be written, so let it be done. *makes with the imperious gesture* :twisted:


Wait,you're a game moderator right?Coulden't you just take them somehow?
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Dread Lady Nathicana
Retired Moderator
 
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Ex-Nation

Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:11 pm

What would be the fun in that? I've actually had a few donate. Those names will be ... noted in the Book of Trade.
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Modbusters
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Founded: Nov 22, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Modbusters » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:12 pm

Mod Bias!

*gasp*

If only there were somebody we could call...
MODBUSTERS FOR SECRETARY-GENERAL



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NS Trade Commission
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Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 31, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby NS Trade Commission » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:13 pm

Modbusters wrote:Mod Bias!

*gasp*

If only there were somebody we could call...

You're out of your jurisdiction.
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JuNii
Postmaster-General
 
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Founded: Aug 22, 2004
Ex-Nation

Postby JuNii » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:18 pm

can I get access to the Mod cave for my shares?
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

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Casl
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Founded: Nov 29, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Casl » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:24 pm

TAKE ALL OF IT!

Lol
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Aractia
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Founded: Jan 09, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Aractia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:48 pm

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Ralkovia
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Founded: Mar 29, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Ralkovia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:51 pm

5000 shares for each of you.

Now you'll need to put the key in the cake, so I can get myself out of prison.
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NERVUN
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Founded: Mar 24, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby NERVUN » Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:56 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Frisbeeteria wrote:Are you going to give your shares away to other players for vague promises or stupid demands? Why waste your time and effort?

Go for the Gold Standard of internet currencies: MOD BIAS

Yes, that's right - the top share donator will receive preferential treatment on reports of rulebreaking. All you need to do is ship shares my way. If you'd like, you can collect them from friends and send them here for that little added boost.

WA multies? NO problem. Flaming and trolling? A thing of the past. All it takes is the right combination of shares, and you too can purchase relative immunity. Post in this thread with what you're giving me (and why, if you like), so I can give you appropriate credit afterwards.

This offer is limited. Donate TODAY!


Can it also be the other way around? I give you shares, you DEAT someone for me? :)

I'm sure arrangements could be made...
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Flared
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Founded: Jul 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Flared » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:07 pm

Could i buy a re-enstatment into the WA after being acused of WA-multiing? If so how much.
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Yohannes
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Ex-Nation

Postby Yohannes » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:08 pm

I have an interesting proposal that you may like, Mr. Frisbeeteria
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The Blaatschapen
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Founded: Antiquity
Anarchy

Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:08 pm

NERVUN wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Can it also be the other way around? I give you shares, you DEAT someone for me? :)

I'm sure arrangements could be made...


How much?
The Blaatschapen should resign
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United Dependencies
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Posts: 13660
Founded: Oct 22, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby United Dependencies » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:08 pm

Why would you just limit yourself to taking bribes?

With your mod powers you could just extort sha-...

:unsure:
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Flared
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Posts: 276
Founded: Jul 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Flared » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:09 pm

United Dependencies wrote:Why would you just limit yourself to taking bribes?

With your mod powers you could just extort sha-...

:unsure:

Shut Up!!!! I want back in the WA
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The Seven Realms
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Founded: Sep 03, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Seven Realms » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:09 pm

How much for immunity?
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The-_Sicarii
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Posts: 213
Founded: May 11, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The-_Sicarii » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:12 pm

How much to restore a deleted nation?
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Fedeledland
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Founded: Mar 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Fedeledland » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:14 pm

... Posters! You are a disgrace to the Revolution, selling yourselves!
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Frisbeeteria
Senior Game Moderator
 
Posts: 27796
Founded: Dec 16, 2003
Capitalizt

Postby Frisbeeteria » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:26 pm

Fedeledland wrote:... Posters! You are a disgrace to the Revolution, selling yourselves!

We're having a sale on Revolutions later this month. Disgracing tossed in for no extra charge, should you so desire. Free shipping and gift wrap too.
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The Republic of Lanos
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17727
Founded: Apr 17, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:26 pm

Can I have a refund? I gave you 6,377 shares. Please?

Oh and 970 too.
Last edited by The Republic of Lanos on Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Astrolinium
Post Czar
 
Posts: 36603
Founded: Mar 05, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Astrolinium » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:27 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:
Fedeledland wrote:... Posters! You are a disgrace to the Revolution, selling yourselves!

We're having a sale on Revolutions later this month. Disgracing tossed in for no extra charge, should you so desire. Free shipping and gift wrap too.


But how is the veal?
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The Republic of Lanos
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Founded: Apr 17, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:29 pm

Thanks Fris. :)
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Frisbeeteria
Senior Game Moderator
 
Posts: 27796
Founded: Dec 16, 2003
Capitalizt

Postby Frisbeeteria » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:06 am

This LEGITIMATE OFFER is still open!
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Mad hatters in jeans
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 19119
Founded: Nov 14, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:34 am

Aractia wrote:(Image)

nice ^_^
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Katganistan
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Posts: 36918
Founded: Antiquity
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:51 am

Aractia wrote:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I am outraged. OUTRAGED, I say.

That I am not the one getting all your trades, that is. Because everyone knows I'm the real power behind the scenes. Or so it has been accused. Do you really want to gamble, folks? Fris is a veritable puppydog by comparison. Trade now, trade hard, and above all, trade for the Nathi. So let it be written, so let it be done. *makes with the imperious gesture* :twisted:


I'm about to split a couple thousand shares between you and Frisbeeteria. Why? WELL, I want to become a moderator at some point in the near future. Hopefully, getting on your good sides will earn me some respect. #I<3Bribing


Only them, eh?
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Frenadrix
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Aug 02, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Frenadrix » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:56 am

Seconds ago: Frenadrix (888) traded 500 shares to Frisbeeteria (1,663).
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