[PASSED] Condemn Automagfreek

[Subgeniustan]

We should not be condemning a nation that actually ASKS to be condemned! The very idea is preposterous! We should condemn a TRULY evil, vile and despicable nation instead, namely Mass Psychosis, the most evil nation that has EVER existed, by FAR! Mass Psychosis's crimes against humanity are FAR worse than anything Automagfreek has ever done. If anything, Automagfreek ought to be COMMENDED for showing FAR more tolerance towards Christians than Mass Psychosis ever would, for only using enemy soldiers as fuel rather than also forcing your own soldiers to eat them cannibalistically as Mass Psychosis does, and for showing far more restraint with regards to genocide and imperialism than than Mass Psychosis. If ANY nation deserves condemnation from the Security Council, it should be the most evil nation in existence, Mass Psychosis. Although Mass Psychosis is a small nation, its PER CAPITA levels of evildoing are the highest of any nation! You have to look at these things in the proper perspective, my esteemed colleagues! If you are a nation with billions of people, it is easy to kill billions of people! But if you are a nation of only a few million, yet you are able to kill HUNDREDS of billions of foreigners, as Mass Psychosis does, now THAT is more impressive, even though the overall total of people killed is smaller. What makes it impressive is that such a small nation as Mass Psychosis is able to carry out such large-scale atrocities. It is sad that the Security Council is not aware of these atrocities committed by Mass Psychosis. I suppose Mass Psychosis will have to commit genocide against people of all the nations here before they start to realize, hey, this Mass Psychosis nation is REALLY evil and needs to be condemned harshly! As the founder of the region that Mass Psychosis is in right now, I know that nation well enough to know that is EXACTLY what they will do... attack EVERY nation that is not part of my region, one by one... you may not be the first nation that they attack, but they will get around to you eventually... anyway, I believe I have made myself clear... vote NO on this condemnation, and then draft a resolution to condemn Mass Psychosis and vote YES on it. They have already attacked MY nation of Subgeniustan, as well as the rest of the nations in my region, and your nation could very well be next...

[Sniper Country]

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No. Just...no. That's probably a puppet of yours anyway.

[Subgeniustan]

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No. Just...no. That's probably a puppet of yours anyway.

No, Mass Psychosis is not a puppet of mine, I am at war with them. I want them destroyed. Please help me destroy them. They have killed millions of people in my country of Subgeniustan. They are pure evil and must be stopped, no matter what the cost. FAR more evil than the benevolent nation of Automagfreek, a nation held in high esteem by all for its many good deeds in the International Incidents forum. If Mass Psychosis were a puppet of mine they would probably post in this forum, but they don't, because I am asking you for help in destroying them and they don't know about this. Don't tell them I am asking for help destroying them or else they will invade me again. They do godmodding and it is impossible to win a war that I RP against them. Very evil indeed. Only reason I let them stay in my region is keep your friends close and your enemies closer, I can keep an eye on them. Plus my region has a rule that we don't ban anyone, and I have to abide by that.

[A mean old man]

This discussion is about Automagfreek, not about your damn puppet nation.

[Frisbeeteria]

This discussion is about Automagfreek, not about your damn puppet nation.

Correct. Knock off the threadjack, Subgeniustan ... and locate the Enter key on your keyboard. Your massive-paragraph posts are unreadable.

[Super-Llamaland]

If all of this is true, there's no way we can't condemn Automagfreek. Follow my logic below.

Grounding anybody into "dog food" is unacceptable.
Grounding somebody else's QUEEN into "dog food" is unacceptable.
Grounding somebody else's queen into "dog food" and doing a bunch of other awful things is horrible. No wonder the ratio is like 8:1.

[A mean old man]

Condemn Automagfreek was passed 8,316 votes to 1,411.

[Damanucus]

Condemn Automagfreek was passed 8,316 votes to 1,411.

At almost 6-to-1. Nice!

Stephanie Orman
Representative, Nomadic Peoples of Damanucus

[Milograd]

Congratulations Automagfreek. On a somewhat related note, Gholgoth now hosts the most number of nations condemned by the World Assembly.

[Yohannes]

Congratulations Automagfreek.

Congratz AMF!

On a somewhat related note, Gholgoth now hosts the most number of nations condemned by the World Assembly.

o/ o/ o/

[Kylarnatia]

Hmmm, I wonder who is going to be the next from Gholgoth cast of the list...

Anywho, congratulations Automagfreek, and to Unibot and A mean old man, for your resolution being passed. :)

[Damanucus]

This entire post is OOC

Gholgoth now hosts the most number of nations condemned by the World Assembly.

Not trying to cheat on research, but exactly how many nations in Gholgoth are condemned?

[Cromarty]

This entire post is OOC

Gholgoth now hosts the most number of nations condemned by the World Assembly.

Not trying to cheat on research, but exactly how many nations in Gholgoth are condemned?

The Kraven Corporation, AMF, Milograd.

I believe their were plans to condemn a few other Goths at some point too.

[Cinistra]

This entire post is OOC



Not trying to cheat on research, but exactly how many nations in Gholgoth are condemned?

The Kraven Corporation (not sure which it is), AMF, Milograd.

I believe their were plans to condemn a few other Goths at some point too.

An inflation in condemnations, that's what I call this.

[Frisbeeteria]

An inflation in condemnations, that's what I call this.

If we're going for a decent collective noun, I think we can do better than 'inflation'. From Fun with Words - Collective Nouns, any of these would probably work with Condemnations:

• smack of jellyfish
• shrewdness of apes
• rabble of butterflies
• nuisance of cats
• ostentation of peacocks
• mischief of rats
• unkindness of ravens
• implausibility of gnus
• siege of herons
• descent of woodpeckers

[Damanucus]

This post is entirely OOC

• implausibility of gnus

Given the way the gnus has been here (i.e. in Australia) recently, I think that's about right...

[Unibot II]

OOC: Whoo baby, the highest approval rating yet for a condemnation and my personal best (just slightly beating "A Decriminalization of Suicide" 's 84% support ). Thanks NationStates for helping me condemn this beloved tyrant! May your glorious reign of terror continue forever, AMF! I'll have an IC post to make here shortly.

[Unibot II]

Eduard Heir walked onto the platform in Topid Station, awaiting the monorail to arrive. He was hiding his face from view, although the platform was nearly empty – only a few stranglers, backbenchers, accountants, no security. There was one monorail, green-line, that crossed over Lake Security Council and connected Topid Station in the Security Council Headquarters with Gatesville Station of the World Assembly Headquarters.

The monorail scooted down the rail and cut through the darkness of the tunnel to emerge into Topid Station with the squealing of machinery; newspapers and junk mail below away from the force of mechanical nature.

Down at the other end of the platform, a gnome security guard had entered the station and unfortunately as he turned his head, Eduard and the gnomes’ eyes met. Immediately, Eduard turned around and began pacing for the door of the monorail, the gnome raced faster to the monorail.

“WAIT!! STOP!!” screamed the gnome.

The monorail’s doors opened, Eduard stepping through them, only to have the doors close at the gnome’s face. The security guard only had time to smack the windowed door before the monorail began to reverse its direction down the rail. Heir was safe for now.

The gnome security guard called into command using his radio, "Command, this is Watch-Point-Nine-SA. Heir was last sighted on green-line heading to Gatesville Station -- a crew should be prepared to catch him, he's trapped!!"

A slight bit of feedback was followed by, "roger that, Niner-SA."

OOC: I’d appreciate it if the mods held off for a bit to archive this thread; AMF is expected to post a rather “crushing” finale to this thread.

[Euroslavia]

Fantastic proposal and well deserved. God, it feels like 20 years ago when I first started reading AMF's roleplays in II.

[Unibot II]

Fantastic proposal and well deserved. God, it feels like 20 years ago when I first started reading AMF's roleplays in II.

It might have been closer to ten. That's still a long-time.