All nations interested in establishing diplomatic relations with Murcielago are invited and encouraged to set up an embassy in our country. Our guidelines are simple. So long as your prospective ambassador agrees to abide fully by our laws and refrain from interfering, directly or indirectly, in the political life of the country, he or she will be warmly welcomed.
We ask that all prospective ambassadors complete the following application for review by the Secretariat of Foreign Relations. Once the application has been approved by the latter, you may send your prospective ambassador to deliver his credentials to the President of the Republic.
We thank you for your interest, and look forward to broadening our relations with the outside world.
United States of Murcielago Ambassadorial Application Form
Nation
1. What is the full name of your nation?
2. What is the capital city of your nation?
3. Who is the Head of State of your nation?
4. Who is the Head of Government of your nation? (If your Head of State is also the Head of Government, please skip to question 5.)
5. Who is your minister/secretary of foreign affairs, by whatever title?
Ambassador
6. What is your ambassador's full name?
7. What is your ambassador's title (Mr., Mrs., Miss, Dr., etc.)?
8. What previous diplomatic assignments, if any, has your ambassador undertaken?
9. Does your ambassador have a criminal record? Please note that an affirmative answer will not necessarily result in rejection of the application.
10. Does your ambassador have any immediate family members, and if so, will they reside in Murcielago with him?
Embassy Information
11. How many staff (diplomatic or otherwise, but not counting security guards) will be employed by your embassy?
12. How many security guards will be employed by your embassy? The number may not exceed 7.
13. How many weapons, and what type(s) of weapon(s) will be employed in your embassy? The number may not exceed 2 weapons per security guard or 1 weapon per adult who is not a security guard. Automatic and semiautomatic are proscribed, as are explosives, nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons.
14. How many vehicles, and what type(s) of vehicle(s) will be employed in your embassy? Weaponized and/or armored vehicles of any kind are proscribed.
Signature
I, (name), hereby confirm that I have answered each of these questions honestly and accurately, to the best of my ability. I promise faithfully to follow all federal, state, and local laws and other legal provisions enacted by the duly constituted authorities. I acknowledge that if I violate this promise, intentionally or not, I will be declared persona non grata and expelled from the country.