by Materado » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:51 am
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by Halgrond » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:23 pm
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Do you think there is One True God Particle, or do you think there is a pantheon of god particles out there? And if the latter, do you think the God Particle of Thunder has a tiny little hammer?
by The Sword » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:31 pm
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by Morrdh » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:49 pm
by Zaras » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:53 pm
Bythyrona wrote:Zaras wrote:Democratic People's Republic of Glorious Misty Mountain Hop.
The bat in the middle commemmorates their crushing victory in the bloody Battle of Evermore, where the Communists were saved at the last minute by General "Black Dog" Bonham of the Rock 'n Roll Brigade detonating a levee armed with only four sticks and flooding the enemy encampment. He later retired with honours and went to live in California for the rest of his life before ascending to heaven.
Best post I've seen on NS since I've been here. :clap:
by Socialist States Owen » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:54 pm
by Osterveim » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:57 pm
Socialist States Owen wrote:We troll them by sending in elderly men to wave their genitals and rear ends at them, while rioting against the rioting thats taking places. It's a riot within a riot.
If that fails, drive MBTs down the street until they get the fuck out of the way.
by Greater Mackonia » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:57 pm
by Lackadaisical2 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:57 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
by Paddy O Fernature » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:58 pm
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by Isointania » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:13 pm
A lie will get half way around the world while the truth is still putting his pants on
Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer that it be postponed
I am ready to meet my maker, if my maker is ready to meet me is another matter
by TurtleShroom » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:14 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:TurtleShroom wrote:(Image)
^ To sum up the nation's Riot police, imagine this picture with a giant shield that reads "ROMANS 13:1-3".The difference between normal and riot police in TurtleShroom are as follows:
- They do not wear robes, while normal police do.
- Normal police in TurtleShroom are equipped with shotguns and other weapons. Riot police in TurtleShroom are equipped with tear gas grenade launchers, tasers, and such, and are not armed. (Normal police assist the riot police by bearing arms for them.)
- Obviously, riot police possess giant shields. These read "ROMANS 13:1-3" and are impenetrable by most types of guns a civillian can LEGALLY obtain.
- Riot police carry a special cross staff as a symbol of their authority. If you've ever seen a Crucifer Staff, you've seen this.
(Image)The purpose of the staff is obvious. It's a blunt weapon that can bludgeon rioters.
That's right. Riot Police the fear of the Lord in you.
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Saurisisia » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:24 pm
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