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by Krytenia » Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:25 pm
[00:19] <James|Midlonia> I here by decree folks in here CLASSLESS.
[00:20] <James|Midlonia> With the following exceptions:
[00:20] <James|Midlonia> HC, Uiri and Oli.
[00:20] <Rejistania> James|Midlonia: so... we reached the classless society here?
[00:21] <James|Midlonia> Yes, it means you're all scum
[00:21] <Kry|LC> Wait, you're saying HC has class? XD
[00:21] <James|Midlonia> No, but she'd probably kill me if I ever said that while she was here.
by Midlonia » Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:22 pm
<@czardas> [19:55] <Panto>I have seen these PIT case threads and have ignored them <<< sensible man
* @Nathicana pokes Czardas. Imp.
<Panto> I haven't done it deliberately, just haven't had the time. I mention it because I was curious?
<James|Midlonia> I'm glad I am gunna be joining Bazalonia's case instead
<muravyets> an easy curiosity to satisfy.
<@Nathicana> I don't know what to do with my new guy, tbh.
<@czardas> I'm so glad that you think I'm an imp...ortant person, Nathi
* Kaenei cannot believe the length of the R(Aux)AF application. It's like a billion questions.
<@Nathicana> He's still in the concept stage, after all. Hasn't been written out.
<James|Midlonia> I think she was imp....lying you were not, czardas.
<@Nathicana> I am affronted at your imp...lications, Jim.
* @czardas considers a new character as well. one of the "faceless minions" who works in logistics and rarely if ever sees PIT cases from the front end.
<Kaenei> And there's an issue whereby it asks you to "List your hobbies," and helpfully provides boxes - problem is I'm selecting every fifth or sixth thing : 3-D Modelling? Yup, I like that. Football? Yup. Creative writing? Uh-huh ..."
<James|Midlonia> I am sure that I can imp...rove the accusations with full evidence.
* maxh (~maxh@c-68-35-231-71.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #nationstates
<@Nathicana> Don't imp...overish yourself scraping all that up.
<Kaenei> Enough.
<muravyets> oh ffs. *facepalm*
<@Nathicana> XD
<James|Midlonia> I am sure I can imp..rovise necessary funding.
<Kaenei> I hate you guys.
<muravyets> ok, i need food, coffee, then writing. brb.
<Panto> Hate
<Webster> Someone's imp...atient with you guys.
<@Nathicana> XD
<Indy> hey now, you should imp... rove your attitudes.
<Kaenei> Panties; deal with these fools!
<James|Midlonia> [Must be QUOTE THREADED!]
<@Nathicana> sorry, sorry - can't help it. imp...ossible to resist.
<Panto> Ok Kaen
<@czardas> Be advised that Kae is not imp...otent against our puns.
<James|Midlonia> I belive his imp...ortance is eroded here somewhat./
<@Nathicana> I am imp...ervious to his ire.
<Indy> i thought you were going to say something imp.. roper there
<@Nathicana> *snrk*
<Panto> You! Stop it! You're being imp...ossibly imp...olite
<Kaenei> Christ on a pogostick of chocolate justice.
<@czardas> Panto, don't take that imp...erious attitude with us
<@Nathicana> Is it imp...erative we stop?
<Indy> it's imp... robable that we will
<James|Midlonia> I think it is imp...erical [sic] to our continued good health.
* @czardas notes that discussion here has become somewhat imp...ortunate
<Bazalonia> It is an Imp....erial Decree that you do
<Panto> It is! And I'll imp...ose my attitude on you czardas if I want to
<@Nathicana> Oi, the imp...lacable will of the channel regulars.
<@czardas> I can't help it. It's imp...rinted on my soul.
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<Panto> Imp...ious wretches!
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 44
<Keph> boo oOo!
<@czardas> Of course, sooner or later we will run out of appropriate words, and be forced to imp...rovise.
<@Nathicana> Imp...rovisation is our forte.
<James|Midlonia> There's always the imp...olite cheapness of repeating various imp...ossible puns.
<Keph> sounds like you all are puling high G maneuvers o _ o
<@czardas> I guess for you repetition is a matter of little imp...ortance, James
<James|Midlonia> I dislike the imp...lication of that, czardas
* Webster imp...ales everyone with a narwhal horn.
* James|Midlonia imp...lodes as a result.
<Indy> how imp... robable.
<@czardas> Admittedly, the length of time we have spent doing this is quite imp...ressive.
Keph imp...oses a ressurecton upon middie
<@czardas> Although to an outsider it would merely im...ply that we have no lives.
* James|Midlonia imp...ossibly returns lazarus-like.
<@Nathicana> I'm afraid we've imp...pacted with Kae's usual tolerance.
<Kaenei> Hmm?
<@Nathicana> Perhaps our teasing will imp...pair his judgement on channel matters?
<@Nathicana> Or will he maintain the required imp...artiality? *flees*
<Pomegranate> ...?
* @Nathicana makes an imp...passioned plea for clemency as she dashes off.
<@czardas> Your reasons for repeating the p in all of your puns are imp...enetrable to me, Nathi
<James|Midlonia> I am sure Kaenei will soon imp...eriously restore order.
<Pomegranate> What the hell is going on?
<@Nathicana> Simply taking the imp...etus of the situation and running with it, czardas.
<@Nathicana> Perhaps a bit imp...ishly at that.
<James|Midlonia> Such imp...ertinence will surely not be without consequences, Nathi.
<@Nathicana> No worries. I'm used to imp...rovising.
* @czardas considers the imp...ending demise of this discussion under the weight of meta
<Keph> to not have fun would imp...eril ones health
<Keph>
<Bazalonia> How many times is it now that Nathi's said 'Imp....rovise' or variation of it (main'y in the amount of full stops.)
<James|Midlonia> Five else six.
@Nathicana has no idea, but how dare you imp...ugn all the same.
<Kaenei> [00:59] <James|Midlonia> I am sure I can imp..rovise necessary funding. [01:10] <Nathicana> No worries. I'm used to imp...rovising. <-- YOU LOST THE GAME.
<Kaenei> Way to blow it, jerks.
<@Nathicana> Bah. Others have been as imp...ure in their retorts. Like Jim.
* Indy declares victory, despite the imp... ossible odds.
<James|Midlonia> The ability to make multiple variations on this pun have been night on imp...ossible.
@czardas shrugs. there are only so many words, and how many contexts can you use "imp...anation" in anyway?
<@czardas> invariably we shall wind up at an imp...asse.
<Indy> as long as nobody's imp... regnating anyone, it's all good.
<@czardas> obviously, nobody's vocabulary is imp...eccable
<Panto> Are you saying that they turned out to be imp...otent Baz?
<@czardas> you could say some people suffer from diction imp...ediments
<@czardas> you could say some people suffer from diction imp...ediments
* Keph goes back to imp... erial organisation matters
Webster goes back to imp...roper drawings.
<Kaenei> Come on. You're just repeating yourselves now.
<@czardas> Indeed. The differences between most of the recent ones have been imp...erceptible.
<Keph> i find that imp...robable
<Kaenei> Whose got an online dictionary open? Admit it.
<muravyets> my votes on czardas.
<James|Midlonia> Yeah, czardas.
<James|Midlonia> I belive he's imp...licated himself by carrying this pun on for so long.
by Reploid Productions » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:43 pm
<Traveling-Kzintosh> Well, you know what happens when a German isn't spineless.
<Traveling-Kzintosh> Either he's a Nazi or he's TECHNO VIKING
<Kajal> And then he GETS BOMBED TO THE STONE AGE
<Traveling-Kzintosh> And as there is but one TECHNO VIKING
* Alakantar_Aleanrahel drops an F-16 on Gaunt.
<Traveling-Kzintosh> LAWN-DART'D
* Gaunt is very unhappy with this new form of precipitation.
<Traveling-Kzintosh> (or VIPER'D) depending on who you talk to.
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> It's rainin' planes...hallelujah it's rainin' planes...
<Gaunt> Should not be raining high-tech military equipment.
<Gaunt> Very bad for health.
<@Katganistan> My goodness, that Melkor and his lefty bias.
* @Katganistan can't even type that without grinning.
<@Mei_Ikari> BULLDOZER LOVEPOWER - MATE MORE THAN RABBITS!
<@Scolopendra> I'M A DOCTOR AND I WANT MY SAUSAGES.
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> FLOOF
<@Scolopendra> Floof,
<@Kryozerkia> *thud*
<ardchoille> *blonk*
<@Scolopendra> *bork*
<@Kryozerkia> nyak-nyak!
<+FuryIsADrunkCommie> Guinness for all!
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Whee!
<+FuryIsADrunkCommie> And whiskey and vodka too!
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> FROM EACH ACCORDING TO THEIR ABILITIES, TO EACH A PITCHER OF STOUT!
<@FuryIsADrunkCommie> Well, if he's a racist homophobe, and I've got both Irish an Russian ancestry, clearly, that means I am a roaringly drunk pinko commie
<Alessa_Cadarea> Yeah, but we already knew that.
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> Who regularly blows things up.
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> IRISH CAR BOMBS FOR ALL.
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> Fuckin' micks.
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> "Top o'th'mornin' to ya, infidels!"
<@Katganistan> I guess as a Puerto Rican Italian I dunno whether I'm a Jet or a Shark.
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> You are the most awesome of filthy darkies not of proper Aryan blood.
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> You are the JETSHARK.
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> Lemme hear you say VREEOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
<@Katganistan> Dunno whether to stab you or put you in cement overshoes.
<@Katganistan> VREEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> The two are not mutually exclusive, wopback.
<@ScoloIsARacistHomophobe> (see wot I did there)
<@Katganistan> some jets have shark mouths!
* @Katganistan holds her ams out stiffly and runs around making jet noises.
<Tsaraine> Sigh. Israel is the world's best troll.
<@Nervun> Brings out some of the worst in General
<@Nervun> God... and now there's ANOTHER ONE!!!!
<Tsaraine> Deleting Israel for trolling would be one way to bring peace to the middle east ... I can see the headlines now. "Internet Forum Moderator Solves West Bank Crisis, Arrested on Charges of Genocide"
<@Nervun> What we need to do is force Israel and the PA to put each other on Ignore. THAT would solve it.
* Sigma| still hates the proliferation of rouge nations. Why were there so many blush cosmetic nations?
<ITD> I blame the Revlon Alliance
<Sigma|> I think NS earth has even been struck by several meteors made of the stuff. The earth must be a reddish color all over by now
* @Scolopendra nuked his allies. Oops.
<Johz> Why, I say again, can't we have earthquakes? It's not fair! You lot get exciting quakes, massive tornadoes, and all sorts of natural disasters that are way better than ours.
<Twigica> I know, how dare nature not give us life threatening situations! It's an insult to our manliness!
<@Awake-Kzintosh> My naughty funbags have been laid low with the power of Jesus bandages!
<@Euroslavia> I actually expected to be more 'persecuted' than the rest of you, not to be an exception.
<@Scolopendra> I can persecute you more if you want. I've got some handcuffs in the trunk.
<@Euroslavia>
<Tsaraine> Irish cows are raised on Guinness. American cows are raised on pepsi cola with high fructose corn syrup.
<|Karma|> but I doubt it gets the fuck you laser
<+Firefury> There's a fuck you laser? Wouldn't that... I dunno, burn a little?
<+Mei_Ikari> The internet is a wonderful thing. Like the sewer system, it is a series of tubes connected to people who are full of shit.
<Tsaraine> It's not all the time I get genocidal cyborg trash cans offering to f*ck me.
<Helen_Ikari> ...
<@Nervun> 0_o
<@Firefury> o_O
<@Nervun> That's... an image that will haunt me the rest of the night...
<@Scolopendra> The situation has reached clusterfuck and is probably not far off from full-fledged monkey fucking a football.
<@Scolopendra> And the best thing, Ceta, is the two (genuine aid and screwing Israel) are not mutually exclusive in either action or thought.
<+Firefury> Can't we just warn the lot of them for trolling? XP
<Tsaraine> God, I wish. But you know they'd kick up a shitstorm in Moderation.
<@Nathicana> "ARE YOU ALL REALLY THIS FUCKING ANAL, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PEOPLE! A GRIP! GET ONE! PREFERABLY OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE COCKS!" >_<
<Tsaraine> I mean, there's right wing and then there's the Asshole Helicopter.
<Melkor> I think I've found a new bourbon
<Lunatic_Goofball> Chances are, someone put it there.
<Melkor> well, yes
<Melkor> it doesn't appear to have legs and/or a sense of navigation
<Lunatic_Goofball> SUch bourbons are rare and difficult to catch.
<Kaenei> JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT EMO VAMPIRE COCK. Gawd.
<Tsaraine> Right. Off to buy groceries. If I return to discover that you have destroyed the galaxy, I shall be miffed.
<+Kajal> destroyed?
<+Kajal> What about conquered?
<Tsaraine> Leave me some and I'll be fine.
<Tsaraine> FUCK Apple with a HEDGEHOG!
<Tsaraine> A STRING OF HEDGEHOGS!
<Tsaraine> COATED IN JALAPENO SAUCE!
* +Mei_Ikari scolos scolo
* @Scolopendra meis mei
<+Mei_Ikari> I do not know what this involves
* @Scolopendra shrugs.
<Kaenei> She is handsome! She is pretty! She's the Belle of Belfast City! She is courting one, two, three; pray won't you tell me who is she!
<Tsaraine> Aaand Kaenei has gone insane in his quest for love.
<Kaenei> Derp.
<@Mei_Ikari> My ex always got annoyed that I made more noise eating cheese than I did during The Act.
by Hockey Canada » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:41 pm
[21:33] <Krytenia> I know - to the untrained reader, of course, it did look like you were calling me a dog.
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[21:33] <Krytenia> I am clearly not a dog; trust me, I *cannot* reach my own testicles with my tongue.
[21:34] <Aalnordhavn> WHAT THE FUCK?
[21:34] <Krytenia> oh, hello Aal.
by Scolopendra » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:57 pm
some dicks in #nationstates wrote:[22:46] <Yamatto> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1285822512578.jpg GLROY
[22:47] <Yamatto> *glory
[22:47] <Scolopendra> heh it has a dick
[22:47] <Scolopendra> and a droopy one at that
[22:47] <Yamatto> why must you ruin things like this
[22:47] <Yamatto> :(
[22:47] <Skeelzania> Damnit thats 2 things tonight I was unnecessarily made aware of
[22:48] <Scolopendra> Because sometimes I need to remind people who's boss.
[22:48] <Katsumi> I can't see it as a dick.
[22:48] <Scolopendra> The people who care can and that's enough for the Timperator.
[22:49] <Katsumi> It's too two dimensional.
[22:49] <Katsumi> I can't see it as anything but a scrap of cloth.
[22:49] <Skeelzania> I dont know what else it can be. I mean, theres two orbs sketched above it. Maybe its a guy thing
[22:49] <Katsumi> Skeelz, I am a dude.
[22:49] <Skeelzania> Also that'd be a fairly insubstantial pair of pants
[22:49] <Skeelzania> Well be duder.
[22:49] <Scolopendra> I'll admit.
[22:50] <Scolopendra> I lol'd.
[22:50] <Katsumi> YOU BE DUDER.
[22:50] <Skeelzania> SEE THE DICK
[22:50] <Katsumi> FAG.
[22:50] <Skeelzania> NOUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusigh
[22:50] <Scolopendra> Kats, you need to put on your "some immature twat scribbled a dong on it" glasses
[22:51] <Katsumi> Nuh uh.
[22:51] * Nathicana giggles inappropriately.
[22:51] <Nathicana> Cock. *nods sagely*
[22:51] <Skeelzania> Vindication.
[22:52] <Nathicana> Gods, I could see that at a glance and I didn't even know wtf you guys were going on about.
[22:52] <Scolopendra> Nathi sees dicks.
[22:52] <Katsumi> I can see what you think is a dick, but I don't think it looks at all like a dick.
[22:52] <Katsumi> Dick.
[22:52] * Scolopendra gives Nathi her Timperial Scout dickspotting badge
[22:52] <Yamatto> nathi sees dicks everywhere.
[22:52] <Nathicana> No, Nathi appreciates a nice cock. Entirely different, Scolo.
[22:52] <Skeelzania> its similar in form to that of elephants.
[22:52] <Skeelzania> just saying.
[22:53] <Nathicana> That there, is not a nice one.
[22:53] <Scolopendra> It's all floppy?
[22:53] <Katsumi> Elephants have paper thin dicks?
[22:53] <Nathicana> Flacid.
[22:53] <Scolopendra> Flaccid. Two 'c's.
[22:53] <Skeelzania> No, but the general outline. I admit the depth is rather flat, but thats what you're going to get from a juvenile defacement
[22:53] * Scolopendra takes away Nathi's Timperial Scout spelling badge.
[22:54] * Nathicana is too sick and tired to give two shits, let alone one.
[22:54] <Scolopendra> Hmmm... how big -is- an elephant's dick? Do we have any Icelanders around?
[22:54] <Scolopendra> The dick museum is there, right?
[22:54] <Scolopendra> Yes. My memory has not failed me.
[22:55] <Yamatto> god damn cracked for making me aware that exists
[22:55] <Skeelzania> http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uplo ... nt-kid.jpg So bought as long as a VW is tall
[22:56] <Skeelzania> Incidentally, also discovered through Cracked.
by Hockey Canada » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:53 am
Hockey Canada wrote:Doggie style[21:33] <Krytenia> I know - to the untrained reader, of course, it did look like you were calling me a dog.
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[21:33] <Krytenia> I am clearly not a dog; trust me, I *cannot* reach my own testicles with my tongue.
[21:34] <Aalnordhavn> WHAT THE FUCK?
[21:34] <Krytenia> oh, hello Aal.
[14:38] * HC|Class is too pissed
[14:38] <James|Midlonia> What about?
[14:38] <HC|Class> someone left fucking gum on a seat on the subway
[14:38] <James|Midlonia> x_x
[14:38] <James|Midlonia> I hate that, s'always fucking disgustic
[14:38] <James|Midlonia> *disgusting
[14:43] <HC|Class> ruined my fav jeans
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[14:50] <HC|Class> hopefully thats the last time i try to clean something sticky from my ass for a while
[14:50] <Aalnordhavn> WHAT THE FUCK?
[14:50] * James|Midlonia coughs.
[14:50] <HC|Class> oh hi aal
[14:51] <James|Midlonia> Did you get it all off HC? I know that stuff can spread.
[14:51] <Aalnordhavn> First sarz, now you
[18:47] <Oli> oh, and btw: you missed my new purchase: a brand new HDTV!
[18:47] * Bostopia bitchslaps Hermann Tilke
[18:47] <HockeyCanada> how big?
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[18:48] <HockeyCanada> how many inches oli?
[18:48] * Oli joins Bos
[18:48] <Oli> HC: you already know, silly
[18:48] <Aalnordhavn> Seriously guys
[18:48] <Oli> I was talking to Veph, telling him I'm finally in the 21st century
[18:48] <Aalnordhavn> Do I really have the WORST timing?
by Hockey Canada » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:43 am
<Oli> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExSTLqpNoU <-- oh wow... that's so epicly shit
<HockeyCanada> never turtle
<HockeyCanada> "he can dangle he can score, who else... bobby orr"
<HockeyCanada> wow don...
<commerceheights> <@Oli> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sExSTLqpNoU <-- oh wow... that's so epicly shit ← how can it be “epicly” [sic] anything if it’s less than three minutes?: P
<commerceheights> *
<HockeyCanada> how many women have said that to you ch?
by Krytenia » Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:07 pm
[13:23] <Starblaydia> thats what gave you bloody 6th rank instead of me! i went down to 10th!!!
[13:23] * Krytenia laughs maniacally
[13:24] * Starblaydia will brb
[13:24] <Krytenia> "Are you Hiiraan, are you Hiiraan, are you Hiiraan in disguise?"
[13:25] <Starblaydia> "sing when i'm afk, you only sing when I'm afk"
[13:26] <Krytenia> "Where are ya? Where are ya?"
[13:27] <Starblaydia> "we are the champions, champions of AO"
[13:27] <Krytenia> "Round Of Sixteen? You're havin a laugh!"
[13:28] <Starblaydia> "we've only won it four times, we're gonna win it five times"
[13:30] <Krytenia> "There's only one Gabe Kennedy, There's only one Gabe Kennedy"
[13:30] <Starblaydia> "dave van staaren, dave van staaren, do you take her up the arsenal?"
[13:31] <Krytenia> "who's the w**ker in the mauve?"
[13:31] <Starblaydia> "its all gone democratic over there"
[13:32] <Krytenia> "We've got a busty chick, you've got a despotic"
[13:33] <Starblaydia> "who's that drowning by the pool side, whos that lying in the sun?"
[13:34] <Krytenia> l m a o !
[13:34] * Starblaydia wins!
[13:34] <Krytenia> "Swim when we're winning, we only swim when we're winning"
[13:36] <Starblaydia> "his name is Mitrofanis, he flys a magic kite, and when he saw Everton City, he said 'what a load of shite"
[13:37] <Krytenia> "He's dull, he's thick, he's into politics, SDB, SDB"
[13:38] <Starblaydia> "ooh, aah, Tumunzahar! say ooh-aah Tumunzahar""
[13:40] <Krytenia> "GABE THE STRIKER! Can he score it? GABE THE STRIKER! Yes he can!"
[13:40] <Starblaydia> "two nil, in south osettia! two nil, in south osettia!"
[13:43] <Krytenia> "we're on top of the world, looking down on Starblaydia"
[13:44] <Starblaydia> "stand up, if you hate lamoni"
[13:45] <Krytenia> "stand up, if you hate the Sarz"
[13:45] * Starblaydia stands
[13:45] * Krytenia also stands
[13:46] <Starblaydia> "Lazerevski's purple-white army!"
[13:47] <Krytenia> "his name is Loserevski, he used to play a bit, but now he is the manager his team are total s**t"
[13:48] <Starblaydia> "Buathiang, Buathiang, his name's too long, he's got no song, Surachai Buathiang"
[13:49] <Krytenia> "He's old, he's grey, he'll stop you anyway, Barcali, Barcali"
[13:50] <Starblaydia> "Star-blade-yer, Star-blade-yer, Star-blade-yer" (repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseam)
[13:51] <Krytenia> "Kry-Ten-Ya, Kry-Ten-Ya, Kry-Ten, Ya" (repeat until hoarse)
[13:52] <Starblaydia> "away in krytenia, no quids for a bed, little lord tiberius sat up and he said, 'Star-blade-yer! Star-blade-yer! Star-blade-yer!'"
[13:54] <Krytenia> "sing a song a sixpence a pocket full of rye, four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie, when the pie was open the birds began to sing, We hate Starblayde and we hate Starblayde"
[13:55] <Starblaydia> "He wears, a robe, like Shakespeare in The Globe, Mercutio! Mercutio!"
[13:57] <Krytenia> "We are the Krytie Boys, We are the Krytie Boys, you are the Blaydie Girls, you are the Blaydie Girls"
[13:58] <Starblaydia> "now he's not the world's most skillful guy, when he sits in midfield he plays like an ass-raid-er, Ol-Ol-Oli Kader"
[14:00] <Krytenia> "he's sh*te, and sh*te, and sh*te and sh*te and sh*te, sh*te sh*te sh*te, sh*te sh*te sh*te, The Itchy Matranga Show!"
[14:01] <Starblaydia> "forty years, you've won f*ck-all, forty years, you've won f*ck-all"
[14:02] <Krytenia> "Oh, Mitro Mitro, he went to Phraen Palace and he won f*ck-all"
[14:02] <Starblaydia> "I saw his dad, I saw his bruv, I even saw his niece, but see Itechton on the pitch and that's why he wins the league
[14:04] <Krytenia> "DVS, DVS, DVS DVS na na. DVS, DVS, DVS DVS na na, DVS, DVS, and we all love DVS, we're gonna score one more than you, ACES!"
[14:05] <Starblaydia> "Is-kara Da-ii (won the) Champions League! Is-kara Da-ii (won the) Champions League!"
[14:07] <Krytenia> "You're going home, you're going home, you're going, Blades are going home" (a WC24 special!)
[14:07] <Starblaydia> "More dwarves! they're only four foot tall, they're gonna win it all, you're gonna win f*ck all!"
[14:09] <Krytenia> "Win when you're skating, you only win when you're skating"
[14:10] <Starblaydia> "Score with E40, you couldn't score with E40"
[14:11] <Krytenia> "His name is Greenow and he dances on the wing, and when he nutmegs you it makes us want to sing"
[14:11] <Starblaydia> "You're going home in a cyan ambulance!"
[14:14] <Krytenia> "Come on without, come on within. You'll not see nothing like Staver-in."
[14:15] <Starblaydia> "Oh-oh-oh, Garcia, oh-oh-oh, Garcia! Cherry's really fit, she also plays a bit!"
[14:17] <Krytenia> "Ke-e-da, whoa-oh-oh-oh! Ke-e-da, whoa-oh-oh-oh! He comes from Hoxton town! He's gonna take you down!"
[14:17] <Starblaydia> "All Krytie bastards, you know you're all Krytie bastards"
[14:20] <Krytenia> "He's crap, he's pish, he's sleeping with the fish, Salisbury, Salisbury"
[14:22] <Starblaydia> "who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies? Krytie Fatwah! Krytie Fatwah! You ate all the pies."
[14:23] <Krytenia> "Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chim-Cheroo, his name is Phil Neasden, he's better than you"
[14:24] <Starblaydia> "he bald, he's -explicitive removed-, he plays when no-ones fit, Florencio, Florencio!"
[14:25] <Krytenia> "You are my Aces, my only Aces, you make me happy, when skies are grey, you'll never know just, how much we love you, so please don't take my Aces away!"
[14:25] <Starblaydia> "only sh*t teams need a nick-name!"
[14:27] <Krytenia> Lazerevski, has a farm, EIEIO! And on that farm he had some mules, EIEIO! With a miskick here and a miskick there, here a miss, there a miss, everywhere a miskick, Lazerevski had a farm, EIEIO!
[14:28] <Starblaydia> "If Kennedy plays for Krytenia, So Can I"
[14:28] <Krytenia> "Starblaydia don't like it! Rock the Crossbar! Rock the Crossbar!"
[14:29] <Starblaydia> Your mother is your sister, your father is your brother, you like to shag each other, The Krytie Family."
[14:31] <Krytenia> "You wanna play for Caprine, so you can shag the goats. You wanna play for Caprine, so you can sew your oats!"
[14:32] <Starblaydia> "Two shades of blue! Why play in two shades of blue?"
[14:32] <Krytenia> "Girls play in purple! There's only girls play in purple!"
[14:34] <Starblaydia> "Kevin Keda! He plays up Gabe's hole!"
[14:36] <Krytenia> "We had joy, we had fun, we had purples on the run, but the fun it didn't last, so we kicked 'em up the arse!"
[14:36] <Starblaydia> "Heeeeyyyy, Kry-tain-ya! I wanna kno-o-ow, why you've won f*ck all"
[14:37] <Krytenia> "Hey, Heeey Aces! You're gona kno-o-ow, when we win it all!"
[14:38] <Starblaydia> "DVS, sounds like a disease, DVS, on his goolies"
[14:40] <Krytenia> "Oh Cherry Cherry, she had it with the gaffer so she's in the team"
[14:41] <Starblaydia> "Even our girls, are better than you, even our girls, will put three past you"
[14:44] <Krytenia> "2, 4, 6, 8, who's that team we f**kin hate! Star-Blay-Di-Ah!"
[14:44] <Starblaydia> "Your Mer-ci-an's a rent boy!"
[14:44] * Starblaydia notes we've been doing chants for over an hour, and they'll go in the WCDT once we get bored*
[14:45] * Starblaydia also beats KP about his bloody ears for that loss
[14:46] <Krytenia> "You can't even beat the Tigers, fa la la la la, la la la la!"
[14:47] <Starblaydia> "You lost to the Bettians, and also to the go-ats!"
[14:47] <Krytenia> "Win five-nil! We only win five-nil"
[14:47] <Starblaydia> "You only beat EL CID, and he's f*cking dead!"
[14:48] <Krytenia> "We've got one more point than you, doo da, doo da, and we're top of our group too, oh de doo da day!"
[14:49] * KP is *almost* tempted to fix the WC finals draw so Krytenia play Starblaydia at some stage...
[14:49] <Starblaydia> "you play a group of f*cks, one of ours has won the cup"
[14:49] <Krytenia> "Draw with Dauna Hills? You're havin a laugh!"
[14:51] <Starblaydia> "We'll sing it again, you lost to the goats, did you pull, and get their coats?
[14:51] <Krytenia> "Oh, Philly Philly, they went to Starblaydia and they shut 'em out!"
[14:53] <Krytenia> "Is this the way to Kaza City? Not for Starblaydia cos they're sh*tty!"
[14:58] <Starblaydia> "Krytenia bribed the Druids, to score them to a win, their money gave 'em third place, might as well been in the bin!"
[14:59] <Krytenia> "There is, a ground, in Everton, the Davis Stadium, and it's been the ruin, of many a sh*t team, and god, I know, you're one"
by Hockey Canada » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:45 am
[13:37] <HockeyCanada> hey kry
[13:37] <HockeyCanada> do YOU know why liverpool is sucking?
[13:37] <HockeyCanada> i hope bos has a stroke if they draw or lose
[13:43] <Krytenia> [18:37] <HockeyCanada> do YOU know why liverpool is sucking? <--- World moved on. Anfield didn't.
by Sedgistan » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:00 pm
[23:21] <CrazyGirl> http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1014/Bizar/artic ... -aan.dhtml
[23:22] <sedgistan> lol, wtf is with that coning thing?
[23:23] <sedgistan> you gonna try that? :P
[23:23] <CrazyGirl> nope
[23:23] <CrazyGirl> it's idiotic
[23:23] <sedgistan> aye
[23:23] <CrazyGirl> and a waste of ice cream
[23:23] <sedgistan> and a waste of ice cream
[23:24] * sedgistan blinks
[23:24] <CrazyGirl> yeah
[23:24] <sedgistan> it's bad enough saying the same thing
[23:24] <CrazyGirl> It's bad enough we say the same-ish stuff
[23:24] <sedgistan> but using the same words
[23:24] <CrazyGirl> but exactly the same words?
[23:24] <sedgistan> ...
[23:25] <sedgistan> this is weird
[23:25] <CrazyGirl> we should copy this to the lair, lol
[23:25] <sedgistan> sure
[23:26] <CrazyGirl> too weird
[23:26] <CrazyGirl> Maybe i should go to bed
[23:26] <sedgistan> lol
by Reploid Productions » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:57 pm
<Tsaraine> But ... they're *not* human beings. They're alien mindworms from 4chan puppeting the hollowed-out husks of human beings.
<+Mei_Ikari> I bet it combines with an Abrams, a Buffalo, a Bradley, a Hummer and a Stryker to form ULTRA PATRIOUS PRIME
<@Scolopendra> FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS. MY HOWITZER SAYS SO.
<+Mei_Ikari> It turns into his right hand so he can blow up terrorism by giving it the finger.
<Tsaraine> I don't mind the New Testament God so much (except for the thing where I go to hell for not believing in Him) but the Old Testament God needs to be put on trial for crimes against humanity.
<MaxBarry> I'm about to move Century to default <MaxBarry> It involves about a million changes and something will definitely explode
<@Firefury> Anything exploding yet?
<@Katganistan> I just refreshed... still looks the same....
<MaxBarry> I haven't pushed the big red button yet
<MaxBarry> It's a really big, intimidating button
<MaxBarry> I'm working up the courage
* @Scolopendra Quit (Ping timeout)
<@Firefury> Did Max just make Scolo's internets explode?
<Melkor> if I'm going to have the sea of helcar be present, I'll need a good reason for it. I always kind of assumed its return owed somehow to Morgy's reappearance
<Tsaraine> The seabed is the impression of his buttcheeks from when he was chillin'?
<@Scolopendra> I wake up every night screaming... IN G MINOR
<@Scolopendra> I lost thirty thousand clarinets in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin' watched!
<Lunatic_Goofballs> One other thing: There's no rule against profanity, but there IS a rule against spam. Bear that in mind, motherfuckers.
<@Nervun> thhhhhhhhhpppppppppppppppppppddddddddd!
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Perhaps the most intelligent moderator statement I've seen all day?
<@Firefury> PEEEEEENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS!
<@Mei_Ikari> 'GC3 energy quantum rising! Vague Christian references detected! Nonsense particles are going CRITICAL!' 'IT CAN'T BE!' 'Ritsuko this happens every two days.' 'SO I'M BIPOLAR you hate me dont you'
<@Mei_Ikari> 'THIS TIME WE ACTUALLY HAVE A 0% CHANCE OF SUCCESS!' 'Wow, that's pretty high for us.' 'Best so far.'
<CrazyGirl> I need a chicken suit >_>
* Helen_Ikari puts tape over CG's air leak.
<@CrazyGirl> hmmm..
<Helen_Ikari> heh
* @CrazyGirl mumbles through the tape
<Helen_Ikari> How kinky
<CrazyGirl> the power of b00bs!
<CrazyGirl> ...have you tried bondage? >_>
<CrazyGirl> I totally love reppy
<Tsaraine> I play too much WoW. I read "Bin Laden raid" and wondered what loot he dropped. XD
<sedgistan> I think in future when we have the "@@name@@ - DEAT?" threads, I'll use "to the crocodiles!" as my catchprhase
<CrazyGirl> heh
<CrazyGirl> the sex crocs?
<sedgistan> >_>
<sedgistan> YES, THE SEX CROCS!
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> zOMG Sedge is posting teh scalie pr0nz!
<@Salusa> NS didn't exist when I was 13. If we wanted to simulate nations, we had to do it with pencil and paper.
<@CrazyGirl> Stop, you're making me feel old >_>
<@Salusa> AND WE USED REAL TELEGRAMS YOU YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPER!
<Tsaraine> "Stop trying to resist the dialectic of history. Your resistance only makes the revolution's penis harder."
<Tsaraine> Eh. Boobs, hideous crotch bleeding, multiple orgasms ... I'd say you women have it balanced out pretty well.
<Tsaraine> All guys get is a bendy meat stick and some dangly flesh sacks.
<@Katganistan> Dickfencing.....
<@Katganistan> this is a mental image that is indelibly stamped into my brain.
<@Katganistan> I bash you with my Longdong +5
<Archreg> Don't badgers have penis bones?
<Archreg> They do.
<Archreg> So do mink, coyotes, and raccoons.
<Archreg> There's almost a plethora of faunal penis bones.
<@Mei_Ikari> Most mammals do.
<@Mei_Ikari> We are alone in boning without bones.
<Tsaraine> And do you mean the Anglican Cathedral or the Catholic Cathedral?
<Archreg> I meant the Anglican one; is the Catholic one ruined too?
<Tsaraine> Yeah, they're both busted.
<Archreg> Well, then, I can streak naked through both.
<Archreg> Though wearing a hard hat for health and safety reasons.
<sedgistan> I nearly posted "My Big Fat Hairy Cock needs deleting"
<@sedgistan> you want to kill me!
<@CrazyGirl> Only sometimes
<@CrazyGirl> Most of the times, I just want to hurt or embarass you
<CrazyGirl> I love you, Sedgy
<CrazyGirl> I'll pee in your tea
* Sirithil starts loading dutch people into cannons and firing them at dikes (that is to say, berms what hold water back, not motorcycle-riding lesbians)
<@Nathicana> They even invented the phallic obelisk to advertise it (picture the Washington Monument, that's an obelisk). That was their statement to the world: "Gaze upon our dick tower and despair." <-- hee
<CrazyGirl> I was going to say "CrazyGirl rides Sedge" but that could be taken the wrong way...in so many ways >_>
<sedgistan> It's even more wrong, as CG called us twins earlier...
<@Nervun> Oh don't get me wrong, I LIKED the innuendo, it just needed to be taken out before I annouce here "I agree with Kat about liking screamers" and adding another quote to Reppy's file.
<@Firefury> FEAR MY QUOTE FILE'S ... SIZE!
by Reploid Productions » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:55 pm
<@ReploidProductions> viewtopic.php?p=7521053#p7521053 <-- Banhammer'd!
<@sedgistan> Your bans always look far more impressive than anyone else's
<@Euro|groceries> ^ Truth
<@ReploidProductions> It's that fisheye perspective on the sigpic XD
<@ReploidProductions> Makes the hammer look even bigger than it already is
<@SalusaSecondus> And by hammer....
<@CrazyGirl> Head, gutter.
<@SalusaSecondus> Hope your enjoying the gutter, CG.
<@CrazyGirl> Oh yes, it's a lovely place.
<@CrazyGirl> Want to join me?
<@Euroslavia> xD
<@sedgistan> CG's head is in the gutter? Don't you know she's entirely innocent?
<@SalusaSecondus> Rather tempting.
* @SalusaSecondus joins CG in the gutter.
<@CrazyGirl> So, about that hammer.
<@SalusaSecondus> Do you have a hammer?* @SalusaSecondus has different hammers for different purposes.
<@CrazyGirl> I even have a friday-afternoon hammer.
<@SalusaSecondus> Some of my hammers are longer, some wider, several are different shapes.
<@SalusaSecondus> I thought about buying a textured one once, but realized I didn't need it.
<@CrazyGirl> And then there's a rubber one
<@SalusaSecondus> My widest one is made of plastic
<@CrazyGirl> and one with a rubber cover
<@SalusaSecondus> I usually keep on in the bedroom incase I find something that needs to be pounded.
<@CrazyGirl> Very wise.
<@SalusaSecondus> (That happens when you bedroom is full of hard wood)
<@sedgistan> I prefer sledgehammers - long shaft, and large head. You can get more force behind them.
<@CrazyGirl> Dontcha mean Sedgehammers?
<@SalusaSecondus> That's only used if you want to pound, um, uh, *cough*
<@CrazyGirl> Very useful for when you want to nail something
<@sedgistan> Huh, CG has a pet name for my hammer now.
<@CrazyGirl> I'm not sure if you should have a hammer, you'd just hit your fingers with it.
<@SalusaSecondus> If you use your hammer on your fingers, you're just doing it wrong.
<@sedgistan> Maybe you could lend a hand, CG?
<@CrazyGirl> Can't handle your own hammer?
<@CrazyGirl> Just make sure you hold it tight, but not too tight.
<@ReploidProductions> You're the one that said he'd just hit his own fingers with it
<@sedgistan> I think everyone is wondering how she knows that...
<@SalusaSecondus> Probably the internet
<@SalusaSecondus> You can find videos of anything there.
<@sedgistan> Why don't you demonstrate your grip, CG? Clearly you have plenty of experience.
<@SalusaSecondus> (Well, you did say you have a hammer you like to use on friday nights)
<@sedgistan> You've gotta keep good care of your hammer if you want it to last a long time.
<@CrazyGirl> And make sure to use it or it'll get rusty
<@SalusaSecondus> I find some time with elbow grease will polish your hammer quite nicely.
<@sedgistan> I've heard that CG prefers to spit-polish them
<@sedgistan> That, and she's a big fan of the hammer slide
<@CrazyGirl> This does explain why Sedge randomly sings "Stop. Hammer time!" and then is silent for about half an hour.
<@SalusaSecondus> The real question is what type of hammers does she prefer?
<@SalusaSecondus> Average sized ones? Large ones? Really large S(l)edgehammers? Ones with strange shapes to entertain on Fridays?
<@CrazyGirl> The ones that can handle me
<@SalusaSecondus> Prehensile hammers?
<@sedgistan> Mallets probably - they provide a softer blow
<@SalusaSecondus> Now that is just weird.
<@SalusaSecondus> Sedge, very possibly. You can pound much harder with them and are less likely to cause damage. They are also usually much wider.
<@sedgistan> Comparatively short, though
<@CrazyGirl> It's not the size of the hammer that matters, it's what ya do with it.
<@sedgistan> Yeah, but clearly an inflatable hammer isn't the same as a regular one.
<@CrazyGirl> I'm not sure, I don't have much experience with inflatables.
<@SalusaSecondus> My skills with my hammer have attracted various women to me. (Especially once they also are entertained by my tongue.)
<@ReploidProductions> Implying that Sedge knows his way around inflatibles, are we?
<@SalusaSecondus> Sedge, do inflatable ones squeak when you pound them?
<@sedgistan> That depends on how hard you pound them
<@sedgistan> and on how well inflated they are
<@SalusaSecondus> We shouldn't forget that this entire conversation started about Reppy's massive hammer.
<@CrazyGirl> Shall we just blame her?
<@SalusaSecondus> Clearly
<@ReploidProductions> My hammer isn't even real.
<@SalusaSecondus> Why doesn't that surprise any of us?
* @CrazyGirl hugs all
* @ReploidProductions scampers to the quotes thread
<@CrazyGirl> you guys are way too much fun, it's past my bedtime
<@CrazyGirl> Early day tomorrow
<@CrazyGirl> Nite!
<@sedgistan> I meant to send her to bed 20 minutes ago... got distracted when she started talking about my hammer
<@Euroslavia> <_<
<@SalusaSecondus> With all of this talk, she'll likely dream about hammers, tonight.
<@SalusaSecondus> Maybe about a hammer in each hand and more waiting.
by Krytenia » Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:02 pm
<Kry|Pudsey coolio
<Kry|Pudsey> ...
<Kry|Pudsey> ...oh God, I'm turning into Star. Hellllp meeeee....
<ESF> loool
<ESF> you haven't gone purple have you?
<Kry|Pudsey> not yet. This may still be RAWRCRUSH....er, reversible
ESF hands over some tea
<Kry|Pudsey> thank you
Kry|Pudsey now has visions of hm turning into a 6-foot tall blond bloke, Doctor Who style
<ESF> XD
by Reploid Productions » Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:24 am
<Melkor> I'm too much of a stick in the mud to be reliably hilarious
<Tsaraine> blergl blargl glerbl glarbl
<Nervun> Exactly
<@sedgistan> oh god... Reppy posted quotes
<@CrazyGirl> Note to self: shaddup when Reppy's in the house.
<@sedgistan> no more quote wars, I think
<@CrazyGirl> Or at least say less stupid stuff
<@CrazyGirl> I keep seeing your naked angel >_>
* @CrazyGirl tacklehugs Sal
<@CrazyGirl> I guess I knocked Salusa out
<@CrazyGirl> Better than up though >_>
<@CrazyGirl> I say far too much weird stuff.
<@CrazyGirl> But not anymore!
* CrazyGirl is now known as SaneGirl
<@SaneGirl> I'm reformed.
<sedgistan> you should ask Sal if he was shooting an orbital friendship cannon
<sedgistan> and dammit, I've read too many pony threads >_>
<CrazyGirl> a what?
<sedgistan> oh god
<sedgistan> I know some MLP stuff that you don't
* @Mei_Ikari makes with the WEDGIE FROM LOW EARTH ORBIT
<Rezo> What's the point of having computers when you can't have gay robots?
<@Mei_Ikari> TAKE YOUR KNOCKS
<@Mei_Ikari> CONCUSSION WILL MAKE YOU MORE MANLY
<@Mei_Ikari> IT WORKS FOR RHINOS AND RHINOS HAVE ENORMOUS WILLIES, THEREFORE IT IS MANLY
<Webster> Look, just because you're an English teacher masquerading as an aerospace engineer doesn't mean everyone else is, too.
* @CrazyGirl puts Bambi ON SEDGE'S FACE
<@Katganistan> I been pounding Penguin/Joker/Two Face thugs most of the night.
<Nathicana> Firstly, I would not be a minion, granted. But still.
<@Katganistan> I wish I would be Catwoman if I couldn't be Batman the Asskicking Wonder.
<@Katganistan> Sexy, capable, and dangerous as fuck.
<Nathicana> be able to kick ass, and look good in skin-tight leather, and ... yup.
<@Katganistan> I wonder how she failed to fall outta her outfit hanging upside down over acid.... it's zipped preeeeeeetty far down.
<@Katganistan>Must be WayneTech AntiGrav bra
<Nervun> Simple, the eyes of every fan boy kept up the pressure.
<Nathicana> sorry, from talk of boobs to twins to ... I giggled.
<@Katganistan> GOOBER, NOT BOOBS.
<Nathicana> Boober! er ... wait!
<Nathicana> Goober definitely does not have boobs. I remember him as a skinny lil redhead.
<Nervun> ... Hack was right and we DID hear a whip? 0_0
* @CrazyGirl grins a little more
<@CrazyGirl> No whips and Hacks is never right
<@CrazyGirl> I mean, he eve drinks his coffee the wrong way.
<@sedgistan> <@CrazyGirl> I mean, he even drinks coffee <- fixed
<@CrazyGirl> ...
<@CrazyGirl> I just showed you my weapons collection, are you sure you want to make comments like that?
<@sedgistan> no, mistress
<Nervun> Not my fault. I DID ask them what they thought about it, but they were too busy getting all lovey dovey and breaking Sedge in to his new life as CG's slave to comment.
<@Nathicana> I'll gently prod 'em.
<Nervun> Gently?
<@Nathicana> My version of 'gently' and yours may vary. >_>
<@Firefury> One version involves a high voltage cattle prod set to "BBQ" and the other is merely a tazer?
<Nervun> Powering up the Death Star
<Tsaraine> Witness the power of this fully armed and operational moderator!
<Nervun> It's always hard to be separated from your SO.
<Nervun> Hang in there CG!
<@CrazyGirl> Sedge just explained what SO means
<@CrazyGirl> I'm gonna throw that fake japanese into a bowl of rice.
<Tsaraine> WHERE! IS! MY! COW!
<Nervun> *heh*
<Tsaraine> THAT! IS! NOT! MY! COW!
<Tsaraine> IT SAYS "HEH"! IT IS A NERVUN!
<@CrazyGirl> Yay for PG-13 protection!
<@CrazyGirl> Works even better than condoms!
<@Firefury> Gotta say, being an NS mod has really helped me learn the art of telling someone to fuck off and die in a fire politely
<@Firefury> .... Why are you balancing a pineapple on your head? o_O
<@CrazyGirl> I never had an actual pineapple, only canned slices
<@sedgistan> so I insisted on buying a proper one
<@sedgistan> not entirely sure how that led to her balancing it on her head
<@sedgistan> but one thing led to another...
<@Firefury> *insert vaguely naughty sounding pineapple related Sedge/CG shipping innuendo here?*
<@Tsaraine> GMC is teh ghey
<Tsaraine> Ow ow ow ... managed to slice the end of my thumb open with a bread knife.
<@Nathicana> eeeee ...
<Nervun> Why did you do that?
<Tsaraine> I was slicing a loaf of bread and slipped I guess
<Nervun> And more importantly, why are you telling us instead of slapping a bandaid on it?
* @Goobergunch eep
<Tsaraine> Because I already have, Nathi
<Nervun> Ah, fair enough then
* @Reploid_Productions swats Melkor on the ass
* @Euroslavia throws an orange at SalusaSecondus
* @sedgistan throws a pineapple
<@sedgistan> Should've DEATed his nation - that would've got his attention.
<@sedgistan> Or forum-banning him with a message of 'check irc!!!'
* @CrazyGirl slaps SalusaSecondus around a bit with a large trout
* @CrazyGirl slaps SalusaSecondus around a bit with a codemonkey
<@CrazyGirl> I'M NO LONGER THE NEWB MOD!
<@CrazyGirl> Don't tempt me...
<@SalusaSecondus> I'm married. I'm not allowed to tempt you.
<@SalusaSecondus> Wait, never mind. I am allowed to. I just can't, um, *glances in direction of quote file*, oh dear.
<@Reploid_Productions> >=D
* @Reploid_Productions bops Czar over the head with a squeaky hammer
<@sedgistan> not the hammers again...
<@SalusaSecondus> HAMMERS ARE VERBOTEN IN DER MODSLAIR!
<@SalusaSecondus> You know what happened last time someone whipped one out.
<@Katganistan> And as I am sure you've already discovered, we ALWAYS are in perfect agreement. Like the Borg. Or the Geth.
* @SalusaSecondus slaps Katganistan with a big fish
<@SalusaSecondus> No we're not
<@Katganistan> Or sodium and water.
<@Katganistan> WE ARE TOO!
<@SalusaSecondus> NO WE'RE NOT!
<@Reploid_Productions> Wait... so you're saying that Sedge and CG would combust if they touch one another?
* @Katganistan tosses waterbomb at Salusa
<@SalusaSecondus> I'm melting! I'm melting! Whatta world...
* @Katganistan takes Salusa's broom
<Ardchoille> Can I have his office?
<@Reploid_Productions> Dibs on his swivel chair!
<@CrazyGirl> Niiiiite!
<@Reploid_Productions> Nighter, CG =p Dream of Sedge's hammer!
* @Reploid_Productions flees
<@sedgistan> ....
<@CrazyGirl> ...
<@sedgistan> I'll bludgeon you with it for that
<@Reploid_Productions> Kinky!
<@Euroslavia> oh my
by Reploid Productions » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:52 am
<Tsaraine> hnorf hnorf hnorf
<Tsaraine> bleah glehhh blehfffxhf
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> I concur with this assessment.
<@CrazyGirl> That no more saying silly stuff with Reppy in the lair didn't really work out >_>
<@sedgistan> she's taken to lurking as well
<@sedgistan> we need a #secret_lair_without_reppy_and_her_damn_quotes >_>
<Katsumi> Skeelz, I am a dude.
<Skeelzania> Well be duder.
<Katsumi> YOU BE DUDER.
<Skeelzania> SEE THE DICK
<Katsumi> FAG.
<Skeelzania> NOUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusigh
<Scolopendra> Kats, you need to put on your "some immature twat scribbled a dong on it" glasses
<@sedgistan> I think I might've found a way of getting CG into Bed
<Tsaraine> XD
* Nervun looks at Reppy's quote file
<Nervun> Oh you KNOW that's gonna make it.
<@sedgistan> I should know by now to check for her first before saying anything
<@Firefury> I swear the next time I see that arrogant obnoxious creepy emo-haired prick I am going to PUT MY SWORD THROUGH HIS SMUG BASTARD FACE.
<@Firefury> I'm looking for the thingies I need to find the other thingie that I need to beat the Bad Thingie!
<Nathicana> What's the ruling on nations named after the UN and using their flag?
<Nervun> Last I heard, 'twas a no-no
<Tsaraine> It makes the RL UN get a rage-boner and try to skullfuck us. So no.
<Tsaraine> Melkor has some large bars
<Nathicana> You know this from experience, or have you too bought into the hype? *flees like the wind*
<@sedgistan> nah, it's CG's fault for pointing out that she was more nude than me
<@sedgistan> I wouldn't have looked into it otherwise
<Nervun> ... No comment. Way too easy.
<@sedgistan> >_>
<@sedgistan> I should've read over that 2nd line again
<Nervun> Combine that with the nudity issue and CG's admitting that she has whips and, well...
<@sedgistan> a whip - just one
* @Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4 seems to recall something about hammers...
<Nervun> Yup, Sedge is doomed. Possibly very happy, but doomed none the less.
<CrazyGirl> kisses for me, save all your kisses for me
<Tsaraine> All I remember is that there is a Japanese doctor who drives about in a van which sucks up passers-by and shoots them out of a cannon in hooker outfits.
* Nervun is starting to think that maybe he's not old enough for this conversation.
<@Zero_X> I can see it now... "Its clearly a move by Rep Prod to hide the fact that Sneaky Bastards is indeed one of her many puppets, even though she'd be guilty of having WA Multis, but she's a mod and mods are corrupt and get away with shit like this."
<@Firefury> Imagine the confusion if you ever ended up on the team =p
<@Zero_X> Dude, that would be AWESOME
<@Zero_X> Their minds would be blown
<@Firefury> Reppy's a mod, but then she got modded again, but.... REPPYCEPTION!
<@Zero_X> So, if you get modded twice, does that double your modly powers or does it square them?
<@Firefury> I dunno. I think at that point I'm punching holes in the universe
<Fris> I'll still pass on that teaching job, thanks anyway
<Nervun> But... but... You'll fulfill your dream of getting groped!
<Fris> I've got dogs with cold noses
<Fris> sit very close. Invite any unicorns you know to join you.
<@Firefury> ... What did I walk in on?
<@CrazyGirl> YOU CHANGED MY CURRENCY?
<@CrazyGirl> you're so dead in february.
<@Firefury> CG- clearly it's due to all the scalie pr0nz Sedge must have downloaded. I mean after all, remember the sex crocs?
<@sedgistan> She was the one who insisted on putting rhino sex on the TV
<@Firefury> ... wat?
<@CrazyGirl> Wait, I what?
<Nervun> New meaning to the term horny there I suppose, though I guess it's better than hippo sex.
<@sedgistan> CG just put on rhino porn. I'm regretting this visit...
<@Katganistan> I hear rhinos are VERY horny.
<@CrazyGirl> Well, these rhinos had fun
<@CrazyGirl> Kinda like those two crocs Sedge posted in m/a a few months ago
<@CrazyGirl> glittery Sedgi-poo
<@CrazyGirl> ooooh
<@CrazyGirl> twilight vampire!
* @sedgistan bites CG
<Nervun> Where the heck is that trout when I need to slap someone? >.<
* Fris slaps Nervun around a bit with a large trout
* @Katganistan hands Nervun a swordfish.
* Fris parries with a nurse shark
* Nervun spears Fris' trout with swordfish, hands Kat a drink for knowing the password.
<@Katganistan> *honk honk*
* Fris throws puffins at Tsaraine on general principle
<Tsaraine> Damnit! When will this stupid Archbishop understand that if he gives me his Rosary, the beatings will stop?
<Fris> doesn't sedge live somewhere down on the Mordor side of town?
<@sedgistan> I do live rather close to Mordor, it seems...
<@sedgistan> a couple of miles to the west
<@Firefury> Sedge, you know what your task is now. To prove that you CAN simply walk into Mordor!
<Nervun> And post about it in F7.
<@sedgistan> sure, if I can get past the desolate wastelands of Tooting without being spotted by any of Sauron's fell creatures
<Fris> YOU SHALL NOT PASS The Silver Arrow Dry Cleaners
<Fris> don't forget your Inflatable Gandalf
<@Firefury> That sounds vaguely kinky.
<@CrazyGirl> oh man
<@CrazyGirl> now i got images of sedge and an inflatable gandalf. thanks >_>
<@Firefury> I'm sure Sedge would be happy to share with you, CG!
<Nervun> My personal fav quote: The English were the greatest pirates in the history of the world, their fleet stole half the planet and their language the rest of it.
* Nervun sings if I had a hammer...
<@CrazyGirl> Nervun has no hammer?
<@Firefury> I think Nerv's wife has his hammer
<Nervun> Well, yes.
<Nervun> *left it in the back of the wife's car*
<@Firefury> Your hammer is in the *trunk*?!
<Nervun> 'course not. We've got a minivan, PLENTY of space, once you fold up the seats.
<MaxBarry> night all!
* MaxBarry has left quit (Quit)
<@CrazyGirl> We musta scared the scary aussie
<@Katganistan> Probably all the talk of getting hammered.
<@Firefury> Considering the boss has two kids, I would assume he's no stranger to the concept
<@Nathicana> Love and tolerate the fuck out of those Nazis.
<@Nathicana> Fury, you quote this, I kill you.
* [violet] has joined #THElair
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Ohgod, they're multiplying!
<violet> wtf
<Salusa> kinky
* Goobergunch hides from the clones
<Fris> it's THE REAL VIOLET, come to save us from the IMPERSONATOR!
* Arkanfel hides
<Fris> so tell us what Euroslavia is wearing - I'm sure we're all keen to know
<Max> a gorgeous sheer chiffon blouse
<@Euroslavia> What color?!
<Max> well, I guess you'd say black, but it's very revealing
<Fris> please, no more picspam of sideways cactii in MA - hurts my hemorrhoids
* @Nathicana preps one with a rabid porcupine to mix it up a bit?
* Nervun goes off to find the Nazi Rape Death Machine then.
<@Nathicana> raaaaaabid porcupine ...
<@Firefury> Cactus garden
<Fris> stop it!
<Fris> you're making my ass burn
<@Firefury> Rabid weasels!
<Nervun> NAZI RAPE DEATH MACHINE ON FULL!!!!!
<@Kryozerkia> Ahhhh!!! I think I saw side boob! AAAAHH!!!
<@Nathicana> XD XD XD
<Nervun> Run Kat!
<Nervun> Flee for your life!
<Fris> It's the Wrath of the Nathi Side Boobs!
<Nervun> Exactly!
<@Kryozerkia> AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
<Archreg> "The Empire of Genitul" - acceptable nation name or not?
<Archreg> Custom fields are fine.
<Archreg> Motto of "fight the POWER!"; but nothing else problematic.
<Archreg> Unless "short legged giraffe" is a euphemism I haven't previously encountered.
* Archreg suddenly imagines a romance novel called "The Greek Billionaire Zookeeper's Reluctant Assistant"
<Archreg> "Clarissa gently stroked Theo's short legged giraffe...."
<Goobergunch> I never get invited to the Mod sex parties. -pouts-
<Nervun> Don't worry Goob, I'm sure the next time the twins start up with the hammers you'll be asked to join.
* Fris has a mental image of SeaGee in a sailor suit saying "that conversation of last night is mildly disturbing."
* Nervun waits for Sailor SeaGee to Punish Fris in the Name of the Moon
* Fris presents his 'moon' for punishment
* @CrazyGirl kicks it
* @Firefury peers back in here. "Whyyy are we talking about Melkor's balls?"
<Melkor> because
<Melkor> they are glorious
<Nervun> Go off to teach, wander back to hear of acid trips, magic cupcakes, and Melkor's balls.
<Nervun> God I love the lair.
* Frisbeeteria once dipped Melkor's balls in Magic Cupcake acid
* Melkor has no memory of this
* Goobergunch returns from shower and blinkblinks
<Nervun> So what have you done with Melkor's magic acid cupcake balls Goob?
<Goobergunch> ... great balls of fire?
<@Nathicana> "But we've got the biggest balls of them all! ... on NS." \o/
<Tsaraine> How can you possibly think you have the right to remove the stick from [name redacted]'s butt? Don't you know you're impinging upon the viewing pleasure of millions of WA-goers by disrupting his butt-stick-fencing matches with [name redacted]?
<@Firefury> Isn't pedantic a requirement for WA participation?
<Fris> well yeah - the Stranger's Bar uses an old umbrella stand for ass-stick storage
<@Firefury> They actually pull the sticks out long enough to NEED someplace to store them??
<Fris> they have to sit down to drink. It's uncomfortable to leave it in.
* Fris uses a finely sanded walnut for his stick when visiting the GA
<Tsaraine> I assumed they balanced on it, like those folding stool pole things people use at the races.
<Fris> I'm going to have to head to bed in a few minutes, and THIS is the image I'll have with me all night
<@Katganistan> We could make half the players scream in horror were it named Equestria.
<@Firefury> YES
<Fris> too hard to type
<@Katganistan> Dash!
<@Firefury> Dash and Pinkie!
<@Katganistan> or Luna
<@Firefury> (The forums are certainly spastic enough to be Pinkie)
<MaxBarry> I'm not renaming the forum servers
<MaxBarry> sorry to crush your equine dreams, there
<@Firefury> Ponyville!
<Nervun> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Fris> it's all RP anyway, and I've used my Ignore Cannon on my ex many,many times
<MaxBarry> ohhhh look at those sexy low load numbers
* @Firefury apparently walked into the middle of a server peep show?
<violet> lower baby
<MaxBarry> enjoy! Thanks for futex-hunting!
<@Firefury> I swear, "Futex" sounds like it's some sort of crappy supermarket brand cheapo tampon
<@Katganistan> I thought condoms, myself
<@Firefury> Either way, probably chafes
<@Katganistan> I think you thought tampons because of Kotex, and I thought condoms because of Durex.
<@Firefury> Kotex, Playtex, Tampax...
<@Firefury> ... What the hell is it with the letter X and things that go up a vagina?
<@Firefury> (And what a lovely conversation Max and Sal will be coming back to!)
* @Firefury stops
* @Firefury starts giggling immaturely
<@Katganistan> Sure sure make me look like the vulgar one.
<@Firefury> XD
<@Firefury> Think about what I just said for a minute and you'll probably start giggling too =p
<+Sirithil> I have a habit of 'cleaning up' villages.
<+Sirithil> I'll redo roads, etc.
<Tsaraine> I have a habit of paving them with TNT. Villages sprouting about the place is untidy and interferes with my landscaping.
* Nerv|Teaching wants to kill.
<Nerv|Teaching> I wanna, I wanna see blood, gore, and guts and things in my teeth.
<Nerv|Teaching> Eat dead, burnt bodies.
<Nerv|Teaching> I mean KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
<Tsaraine> Fury: you're practically an equine Typhoid Mary now
<@Scolopendra> Except that Fury isn't asymptomatic.
<@Scolopendra> Typhoid Mary was Typhoid Mary exactly because she was an asymptomatic carrier of the disease that showed no signs of it.
<Tsaraine> In which case she's more like Patient Zero.
<Tsaraine> only not, y'know, actually the first
<Tsaraine> Screw it, you know what I mean. She's a horse disease vector! Madagascar closes its port!
<Tsaraine> I wish hideous arachnids would die faster when I spray them with aerosol-based neurotoxins. Instead of flailing about like drama queens and going "Oh dear me some superior warm-blooded endoskeletal has sprayed me with an aerosol-based neurotoxin, woe is me, woe is me, woeeeeeee" for ages.
<+Firefury> Okay TSArDOS, yer diggin' the neurotoxin thing a bit much there
by Dread Lady Nathicana » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:50 pm
[20:56] <+Firefury> FLOOF
[21:00] <+Alakantar> Fleuf!
[21:10] <+Sirithil> *gasps at Alak's French-floofing*
[21:10] <+Alakantar> Oui!
[21:11] <+Sirithil> L'horreur!
[21:20] <+Katganistan> C'est dégoutant!
[21:20] <+Alakantar> You see...detergent?
[21:21] <+Katganistan> Comme c'est l'utilisation Kat de Google Translate!
[21:21] <+Katganistan>
[21:21] <+Kajal> merde.
by Britmattia » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:42 am
[Mei_Ikari] 'Hey there hot nurse, I'm going to fuck around in this machine which somehow has a shotgun in it because I'm science and Batman.'
[Mei_Ikari] 'I scienced myself an electricity gun. Stay in school, kids.'
[Yamatto]"Oh god I'm hallucinating my parents urging me to die again. Don't do weaponised narcotics kids!"
[Yamatto] batman psas
[Yamatto] tell me that isn't a great idea
[Mei_Ikari] It isssssss
[Mei_Ikari] 'Kids, remember, when they tell you the seedy alley's name is pronounced cri-may, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.'
[Yamatto] "Kids today we're going to talk about the importance of skin-tight uniforms. Remember, only villains don't have the swag to carry off a codpiece and tights."
[Mei_Ikari] 'Heroes eat their vitamins to build up a healthy package.'
[Yamatto]"Remember, criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot so it's important to maintain a state of terror in their minds by randomly dropping out of the sky and beating a selection of them into a coma"
[Yamatto] "Your teachers should be able to tell you more!"
[Yamatto] "Finally today kids, we're going to talk about protection. No, not body armour, I'm talking about the sort of protection you need when you're in a close encounter with a damsel you've just rescued or a villainess you're trying to redeem the biblical way."
[Yamatto] "Remember, no bat-glove, no love."
[Yamatto] "Also I'M BATMAN"
[Yamatto] and then he fires his grapple into the ceiling and flys out of shot
[Mei_Ikari] 'It's important to learn to tie a succession of knots. Today we're going to learn the secure gargoyle half-hitch and the ledge loop.'
[Mei_Ikari] Remember, always secure the grappling hook to the line and only drop them on their heads if they've been really criminal.
[Yamatto] "And now I'm going to teach you how to make plastic explosives out of common household materials you can scavenge from a dumpster."
[Yamatto] "What? How else did you think I never ran out of it?"
[Mei_Ikari] 'Remember kids, never mix up the explosive gel and the toothpaste. Alfred needed new dentures after that one, let me tell you.'
[Helen_Ikari] now it's the Green Lantern everyone forgot about.
[Helen_Ikari] Who's weakness is, ironically, wood
[Mei_Ikari] 'Package man!' 'I hear you're weak to wood. Well, I got wood.' 'I'm weak! Oh god, I seem to have dropped my weapon whatever it is, I need to bend over and pick it up.'
[Yamatto] * PSA Batman swoops past "Remember kids, having green in your costume turns you gay!"
by Reploid Productions » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:35 pm
<CrazyGirl> I'll make a man out of you
<[name redacted]> for me, going to NS is like wading in mud. Going to II is like wading in neck deep mud. Going to NSG is like wading neck deep in pigshit. And if you post this in the quotes thread, it better be unattributed.
<@Scolopendra> Setsun likes the caulk?
<+Firefury> Do I even want to know what I walked in on?
<+Alakantar> Setsun loves going to Home Depot.
<+Setsun> I do! I like polishing my wood.
<@Scolopendra> Crafty Fucking Troll
<Tsaraine> And hello to you too, Scolo!
<@Scolopendra> FUCKA YOU TSAR
* @Scolopendra gives Tsar FUCK YOU hugs
<Tsaraine> How much FUCKING is involved in FUCK YOU hugs? I may be forced to decline.
<Nervun> Um... Boss... #81064
<Nervun> I need to give him the name of my supervisor.
<Nervun> Do I have one?
<@CrazyGirl> we're being supervised?
<Nervun> News to me too
<@CrazyGirl> I blame Sedge
<Nervun> Good idea. *Blames Sedge and Canada*
<sedgistan> [06:32] <@CrazyGirl> I blame Sedge <- that's just because you want to *punish* me again
<@Firefury> With hammers
<Tsaraine> The longer the Republican primaries go on, the bigger Obama's erection becomes. Come November, he'll be able to knock his opponent unconscious with a single swing of the Oboner. Unless he passes out from blood loss first.
* @Firefury waves her sword in the direction of the spammer idiots. "Come at me, bro! I HAVE AN EPIC SOUNDTRACK!"
<@Scolopendra> These people do shit for a living, and that shit is rockets
<Tsaraine> Although shitting rockets seems ... unwise for one's health.
<@SalusaSecondus> (Early night for me, so if someone wants to grab me, this is your last chance for almost 12 hours)
<maxbarry> grab you and hold you tight?
<@SalusaSecondus> So sweet
* @Firefury triiiiiies not to make a dirty joke
<@Firefury> Well I was thinking of some wisecrack about whether their wives know what they're getting up to online, but... XP
<@SalusaSecondus> For all you know, they might be aware and encourage it!
<@Firefury> Oh, so they get to watch?
<Nervun> Hot Coder Yaoi Action! Live on YOUR screen!
<Nervun> ... I've been hanging out with Kryo too much.
<@SalusaSecondus> You don't want to know which parts of our bodies we've replaced with mechanical parts
<Nervun> No... No I do not.
<+Katganistan> If this were a video game instead of real life, the solution would be simple and require only cartoonish epicness.
<+Firefury> And possibly a quicktime event
<Tsaraine> "Internet, you're grounded. You're fucking grounded and you're NOT going to the spring dance. That's final."
<@CrazyGirl> you people worry me sometimes.
<@Firefury> Only sometimes?
<Nervun> Damnit! We need to try harder then!
* Nervun wants to see a blue tatooed Fris frolicking merrily with the bunnies in a meadow.
* @Fris just sits here, staring at that sentence, stunned.
<@Nathicana> Stupid is as NS does?
* Frisbeeteria slaps maxbarry around with an improperly stored DBID
<@sedgistan> well you said no marriage... but maybe we could have a kid or two. Just for max
* @CrazyGirl blinks
<@CrazyGirl> Sure, you're not the one who has to push a bag of potatoes through a tiny hole
<@sedgistan> and yay, I got CG into bed finally!
<@CrazyGirl> isn't it too long now
<@sedgistan> it's not too long...
<@CrazyGirl> we were talking bout a telegram!
<@Katganistan> Of course you were!
<@Katganistan> What else would you be talking about?
<@CrazyGirl> Sedge's penis.
<@Fris> like Sedge's penis, that thread is going nowhere anyway.
<@CrazyGirl> oh my
<@Katganistan> Ohhhhhhhh burn!
<@sedgistan> Jealousy is a terrible thing, Fris.
<@Fris> I'm not the one having a chaste affair, dude.
<@CrazyGirl> chaste?
<@sedgistan> proposal?
<@sedgistan> Should I be getting down on one knee?
<CrazyGirl> Don't bother unless you can do better than that guy in the vid i showed ya
<@sedgistan> But if I can, you'd consider it?
<@sedgistan> Because if the answer is no, it's not worth the effort
<CrazyGirl> you dont want to marry me
<@sedgistan> I might. For a night or two.
<Nervun> And then you two wonder why the rest of us tease you guys so much.
<CrazyGirl> My bedtime apparently was...an hour ago
<CrazyGirl> I wanted to blame Sedge, but we talked and unanimously decided to find the aussie guilty.
<@sedgistan> by a vote of 1-0
<CrazyGirl> Chicken abstainers.
<@Firefury> There was one or more chickens involved in this?
<@sedgistan> I'm pretty sure I've shown everyone the chicken pictures of us
<@sedgistan> 'cause you only know you can get away with it as I know ya love me anyway
<CrazyGirl> Did Sedge just declare his love for me?
<@sedgistan> No, I just declared your love for me
<Nervun> Wub.... Twu wub...
<Nervun>
<@Scolopendra> Kenshek squatting in our decommissioned base? Oh no they don't
<+Alakantar> BLOW UP EVERYTHING
<@Scolopendra> Nah, I'm just going to peaceably evict them
<@Scolopendra> with guns
<maxbarry> this has to be one of the oddest error messages I've seen: "<file> contains ununderstood data member"
<maxbarry> I'm upgrading the OS on a cloned forum backend server
<maxbarry> I feel cool just saying that
<Nervun> And instead it's giving you ununderstood words?
<Tsaraine> I ununderstood a lot of that sentence, Max.
<@Fris> I agree that we don't necessarily have the moral high ground in this ... but we DO have the high ground, and we can shoot downhill at you."
<Tsaraine> We don't fuck [redacted]. Of course we have the moral high ground.
<maxbarry> I am purpling Ballotonia
* @Goobergunch pulls the giant tub of purple paint up the stairs
* Nervun misread that as Max saying he was going to purple nurple Ballo
<@sedgistan> he's not?
* @Fris never takes off his magical nightie
<@Katganistan> Fris' underclothes MUST be magic -- I got knocked off IRC!
<Tsaraine> He shook his ass so hard it broke your internet
<@Nathicana> Now there's a visual for ya.
<@Nathicana> Fris and his magical internet-breaking ass-shaking.
<@Katganistan> and everything a-swingin' in the breeze........
<maxbarry> OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING
<maxbarry> stupid time-consuming server optimizations that don't help anything
<maxbarry> WHERE IS SEDGE TO REMIND ME NOT TO DO THIS
<@sedgistan> stop doing it
<@sedgistan> get a better server
<maxbarry> it's too late NOW, I just DID it
<@Ballotonia> You can STILL get a better server.
<@sedgistan> why didn't you get me to remind you first?
<maxbarry> It's a standing order
<maxbarry> be proactive, sedge, for god's sake
* @Ballotonia proactively reminds Max to keep breathing, just to be safe.
<maxbarry> The forum is a resource sucker
<@sedgistan> Ditch it.
<maxbarry> good idea
<maxbarry> drafting news item now
<@sedgistan> The game is what matters. Keep an M/A forum, the rest can be purged.
* Nervun smacks Sedge and Max before they can do that
<maxbarry> Maybe I can find a UK-based game company to host it
<@Firefury> What the NS mods talk about in the sekrit mod chat: BOOBIES
<@Fris> nothing like 250psi water to make boobies look good
<CrazyGirl> Not boobies again
<Helen_Ikari> horray for boobies
<Nervun> Fris is all about Bias. Just ask him.
<@Fris> yep
<@Fris> I'm biased against puppet wanking and stupidity. [name redacted] hits on both quite nicely
<Nervun> SEE?! He admits he's a witch! Burn him! Er, I mean, he admits he's a biased Mod! Burn... er... what do we do with them anyway?
<@Fris> drown me in hookers
<Tsaraine> After we reduce them to liquid they may be less sexy.
<@Fris> ewww, Liquid Hookers. Liquid Plumbers were bad enough
<Nervun> Right! He admits to being a biased Mod! Drown him in hookers!
<Nervun> Which oddly enough reminds me of a Japanese game show
<@CrazyGirl> What a logs to come back to, boobs and burning forums.
<@Fris> the boobs were more interesting
<@Ballotonia> So the burning forums is the only non-usual item...
<Nervun> Well... Dutch girls and all that...
<@Ballotonia> Don't get me started.
<@Firefury> About CG's boobs?
<@Ballotonia> Dutch girls in general
<maxbarry> no way, I want to crush you
<Nervun> That should end up being quoted somewhere to demonstrate Max's love for his Mods.
<maxbarry> I never want to hear about bestiality again
<maxbarry> NOBODY POST ANYTHING IN M/A, I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT UP
<maxbarry> oh goddammit reppy
<@Firefury> ^_^;
<Tsaraine> Hmm. Fish&chips ... or wallow in misery?
<maxbarry> fish & chips, but eat them sullenly
<Tsaraine> ia/ia/cthulhu/fgathn
* CrazyGirl has joined
<Tsaraine> OMG!
<Tsaraine> I spoke the words ... and CG appeared!
<maxbarry> woo, I'm up to page 5
<Helen_Ikari> Dick And Jane's a real page turner, huh?
<maxbarry> so many mods getting feisty today
<@Katganistan> Oh yay Max fixed it!
<maxbarry> I'm useful!
<@Firefury> Sometimes. ;p
* @Firefury ducks
<maxbarry> h8ters gonna h8te
* @Ballotonia facepalms himself for being an idiot.
<CrazyGirl> Mei Kitty!
* Helen_Ikari gets the water bottle, "Off the furniture!"
* CrazyGirl grabs the firehose and points it at Hacks
<Helen_Ikari> eep
<CrazyGirl> Dont you dare...
<@Firefury> Kinky!
* @Goobergunch takes pictures
<CrazyGirl> ....kinky?
<Helen_Ikari> Maaaaaaaax! CG's being mean to me!
<@Fris> "seltzer bottle" = good for wet t-shirts. "fire hose" = good for knocking down cinder block walls
<@Goobergunch> I'm now trying to come up with a way to have a cinder block t-shirt
<CrazyGirl> I don't think that would look very sexy
<CrazyGirl> Oh, you haven't seen my list of the ideal man yet, Hacks
<Helen_Ikari> ...Sedgiepoo?
<CrazyGirl> He wishes
<CrazyGirl> He fails on one of the first items
<Helen_Ikari> oh?
<CrazyGirl> Be older than me
<@sedgistan> I'm more mature than you, if that counts for anything
<Helen_Ikari> That doesn't take much
* @Firefury is 5'1"
<CrazyGirl> how tall are you then?
<Helen_Ikari> 187.96
<@Goobergunch> ~183
<Helen_Ikari> 6'2" (for Fury)
<@Goobergunch> (6'0")
* @sedgistan is about 6'4"
<maxbarry> I'm the same as Hack
<maxbarry> that's like... three Firefuries
<@Firefury> I'm not that little! *flails*
<Tsaraine> You're fun sized
<Helen_Ikari> Perfect height. Can lean on you with my arm on your head
* @Firefury adds like 5 inches if she wears the boots from her Ember costume!
<maxbarry> Firefury + Ember boots = CrazyGirl
<maxbarry> How many CrazyGirls would Firefury need to wear to == Sedge?
* CrazyGirl blinks
<@Goobergunch> uh I don't think CG wants to be fractionized
<CrazyGirl> Damn right!
<maxbarry> assume she's lying down, then
<CrazyGirl> Pervs.
<@sedgistan> We don't know how tall Reppy is lying down
<@Firefury> WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?!
<maxbarry> Reppy isn't lying down, CrazyGirl is lying down! Honestly!
<Helen_Ikari> Because Max is a pervy bastard
<@sedgistan> well that's no use
<@sedgistan> I thought the point was to get CG to the same height as me
<maxbarry> no, we're stacking CGs on Fury
<maxbarry> assume CrazyGirl departed Amsterdam on a train traveling at 60mph in a north-easterly direction, while sedgistan took a hot air balloon due south at 40 knots
<Helen_Ikari> "What century are these backwards freaks in?"
<Helen_Ikari> "How much of sedgiepoo's legs will we need to amputate to make him as tall as CG."
* Helen_Ikari fires up the chainsaw
<Helen_Ikari> And people think we're corrupt. We're too damn goofy for that.
<maxbarry> I think I read too many Technical threads
<maxbarry> my head hurts
<@sedgistan> you promised me we'd trial that!
<maxbarry> sedgistan: nothing gets trialed without sufficient pestering
<@Firefury> Activate the orbital pester cannon!
<@sedgistan> you don't know what you've just signed yourself up for
* CrazyGirl grins
<CrazyGirl> Sedge in nag mode.
<CrazyGirl> Nice knowing ya
<CrazyGirl> Hacks, said package is my new macro lens
<CrazyGirl> this one was only 207 euros
<Tsaraine> So Euro is 1/207th of a camera lens?
<maxbarry> Reppy, mind if I demote that thread cap post from a global announcement? It's been there a while
<@Firefury> Go for it
<Helen_Ikari> NO
<Helen_Ikari> THAT'S A LOAD-BEARING POST
<Helen_Ikari> THE WHOLE FORUM WILL COLLAPSE!
<maxbarry> ok, I'm leaving
<Helen_Ikari> hmph
<maxbarry> I didn't mean it like that
<maxbarry> my words have run out
<maxbarry> words to describe stuff
<Helen_Ikari> I like stuff
<maxbarry> the whatchame you knows
<maxbarry> sdafin kasdofjhlas
<Helen_Ikari> skghs! slghwl slghaq wqrtwou;gh as;utwq?
<Tsaraine> blarg. I are teh sick
<maxbarry> if you were a better person you wouldn't be sick
<Tsaraine> WTF
<Tsaraine> That's a uniquely pungent scent of bullshit, boss.
<maxbarry> joke
<Tsaraine> I know.
<maxbarry> I appreciate you posting while you were getting dressed, B
<maxbarry> and thanks for leaving the webcam on
<Helen_Ikari> Gameplayers are weird
<CrazyGirl> NO U
<Helen_Ikari> U
<@Firefury> BOTH OF U
<CrazyGirl> Like the looks of the new tg system so far ^_^
<maxbarry> it's so beautiful
<maxbarry> everything's like SWOOSH, WHISH
<@sedgistan> you've just spent the last couple of days telegramming yourself, haven't you?
<maxbarry> ooh, we died
* @Ballotonia feels still alive.
* @Firefury hums Still Alive.
<@Fris> he's a moron. Yes, I said it. Go ahead and warn me for flaming.
<Nervun> (warn)Warned for flaming(/warn)
<Nervun> Sadly, we don't have forum accounts on IRC so... Um...
<Nervun> You're a BAD person Fris!
<@Fris> FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK the corrupt mods!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nervun> Go sit in the corner until you feel ready to say you're sorry.
<@Fris> woohoo! That's my kinda punishment!
<@Awake-Kzintosh> So... while listening to "Die Motherfuckers Die" I flew a pegasus pony around my apartment doing strafing runs on my BattleMechs.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> I think I'm becoming Firefury
<+Firefury> I can assure you I have never attacked a BattleMech with a pegasus pony
<@Awake-Kzintosh> So I have gone BEYOND FIREFURY.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Behold.
<@Ballotonia> Somehow the mental image of Bob Saget frollicking in the forest is disturbing...
<Katganistan> I swear it's like watching some kind of super primitive alien life forms fencing... with six foot long dicks.
<@Firefury> It's like hunting a lame, brain-damaged deer painted in neon colors
<sedgistan> i watched how to train your dragon (again) yesterday
<sedgistan> so cute
<sedgistan> I want a nightfury
<CrazyGirl> we only got a firefury
<sedgistan> lol
<sedgistan> not quite so cool
<sedgistan> or cute
* @Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4 smacks Sedge =p
* @Scolopendra kisses Kaenei full on the lips.
<Kaenei> OMAHGERD
<+Katganistan> hawt
* Kaenei abandons ship.
<Kaenei> To the tune of "Nearer, my totally-straight-God to thee."
by The Republic of Lanos » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:43 am
<maxbarry> Maybe I can find a UK-based game company to host it
I can't...LOL.by Dread Lady Nathicana » Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:50 pm
<SleepyDefragmeHippo> On a lighter note, most people will usually find some way to survive. So if you can survive, you don't have to turn yourself into a suicide bomber. Yay! Even if you survive by handing out sexual favours to the enemy for food. Deviant sexual favours. Favours involving tuna.
<SleepyDefragmeHippo> Tuna is the most overtly sexual of fish, as we all know. The sick pervert.
<SleepyDefragmeHippo> ... if I'm talking about fish hentai I need to sleep. Night all!
by Britmattia » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:38 am
<Bazalonia> Just watching The Guild
<UTA> THe GUILD?
<UTA> The* guild*
<UTA> What is that
<Yamatto> show about mmo players.
<Yamatto> baz wishes he was evil wil wheaton
<Yamatto> but he's not.
<Bazalonia> Evil Wil Wheaton is cool
<Yamatto> yes
<Yamatto> hence why you're not him
<Yamatto> honestly baz you are the worst rogue
<Yamatto> you can't even avoid conversational traps :/
<Katt^Vossyr> ..ow
by Reploid Productions » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:04 am
<@Fris> I don't remember any of the stuff attributed to me
<@Fris> magic nightie? wtf?
<@Firefury> The quote file doesn't lie! XD;
<@Fris> oh, I trust you, I just don't remember you
* @sedgistan pats
<@sedgistan> good little forum mod
* @sedgistan pinches CG'c cheek
* CrazyGirl BITES
<@sedgistan> this is the point you'd kick me... if you could
<CrazyGirl> I'll save it for our next meet
* CrazyGirl grins
<Nervun> Sedge obviously has his priorities.
<CrazyGirl> Obviously.
<CrazyGirl> He wanted to put me in a japanese schoolgirl uniform.
<CrazyGirl> we are not getting married
<CrazyGirl> I like Sedge too much to have to kill him.
<@sedgistan> aww, that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me
<@sedgistan> I'm supposed to think for you now?
<@CrazyGirl> Nah, cause I know what you use for thinking
<@CrazyGirl> And it ain't yer brain, mate
<@sedgistan> So that's why you told me you liked a deep thinker
<@CrazyGirl> ....
<@sedgistan> I swear that every conversation bewteen myself and CG in the lair eventually degenerates into us talking about sex.
<@CrazyGirl> Sedge just offered to clean my bedroom when he visits
* @CrazyGirl grins
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Sedge wanna come finish mine? =p
<@sedgistan> Sorry, but I'm more interested in getting into CG's bedroom than yours
<@CrazyGirl> You even ruined hammers for me.
<@sedgistan> ruined?
<@sedgistan> Quite the opposite, I'd say
<@sedgistan> You had a big grin on your face when you inflated that hammer when visiting
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Oh myyy
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> CG was playing with Sedge's hammer, was she?
<@CrazyGirl> Your fault, Sedge.
<@sedgistan> yep
<@CrazyGirl> and you still owe me a proposal.
<@sedgistan> Yeah yeah
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> A proposal, eh? Y'know Sedge, you should talk to my brother-in-law for ideas; I bet he could help cook up something suitably unique for you and CG.
<@CrazyGirl> every times i now see a hate thread for sedge saying "fuck you, Sedgistan!"
<@CrazyGirl> I'm now tempted to reply "Hey, that's MY job!"
<Trans> People aren't invenitve with their slurs anym- hahahahaha?!
<Trans> You literally killed my train of thought mid-sentense
<Tsaraine> What's Ghost Trick? I'm assuming "trick" in this case isn't slang for "prostitute's customer"?
<@Firefury> It's a DS game that's a hell of a lot of fun and has an awesome storyline
<@Firefury> The premise? You wake up in a junkyard and notice 3 things. A woman, a man about to shoot her... and your corpse.
<Tsaraine> oop
<@Firefury> The title refers to the abilities the dead protagonist has to manipulate objects nearby
<maxbarry> easy: kill the man with the gun, have sex with the woman, marry the corpse
<@Firefury> WTF, boss o_O
<maxbarry> it's a kill/fuck/marry game, right?
<maxbarry> they should all be kill/fuck/marry games
<Tsaraine> WTF kind of bizarre Japanese games have you been playing, Max
<Nervun> Why is it that some of the most annoyingly juvenile idiots on the game come from Australia?
<maxbarry> bcoz U SUX!!1!!
<Tsaraine> Inherited shackledraggerism, sheepfuckery, and convictness.
<maxbarry> ok, that's not bad
<Nervun> Haven't you learned not to annoy a game mod yet?
<CrazyGirl> oh shi.....
<@Firefury> Do eeeet, Nerv!
<CrazyGirl> Just wait till I get my magick powahs!
<Nervun> Now, now. According to educational rules, I must issue a warning first before giving any kind of detention, suspension, or expulsion.
<Nervun> Sedge I will just smack with a trout.
* Nervun smacks Sedge with a trout
<Tsaraine> Evening Arch! How's His Majesty doing in the revivification chamber tonighT?
<Archreg> HA HA HA HA HA!
<Archreg> Soon our evil master plan to restore this kingdom's rightful monarch shall be complete!
<Archreg> All shall bow before our dread lord Richard!
* Archreg strokes cat
<@Firefury> Boss, there's something I need to tell you
<@Firefury> I see stupid people.
<maxbarry> It's okay, I see them too
<@Firefury> Perhaps a Voice of Mod to remind them that public RMBs are not places for sexytimes is in order?
* @sedgistan was thinking the same
<maxbarry> it's not cybernations
* Euroslavia has been working on the back the last 20 minutes
<Helen_Ikari> Am I a terrible person for snickering?
<Euroslavia> I thought about it after I typed it, so no, lol
* @Firefury snickers
<Helen_Ikari> Heh
<@Firefury> If one of you wants to take the front for a bit, go for it =p
<Nervun> Ok, I'll go in the front, Euro will take the rear and Reppy gets a new quote
<Helen_Ikari> all part of my charm
<@CrazyGirl> jealous?
<Tsaraine> Your charm is the dread sigil of an elder god constructed from cursed aztec gold, the bones of aborted fetuses, and twine.
<Tsaraine> CG's charm is a dog biscuit crusted with birdseed or something.
<Helen_Ikari> ... <Helen_Ikari> I don't know if I should feel insulted or proud, Tsar
* maxbarry is now known as maxbarry|leavingsoon
<maxbarry|leavingsoon> oh, so that's how you do it
<maxbarry|leavingsoon> good to know
<@Firefury> You didn't know how to change your nickname? o.o
<maxbarry|leavingsoon> I barely know how to log in
<Tsaraine> And this is a man who writes novels set in the future.
<@Firefury> Looks like the site came back up fine
<maxbarry> wow, I can't believe that worked
<@Firefury> ... That's not really the most reassuring thing to hear from the Guy in Charge, y'know =p
<maxbarry> if anyone wants to test that, but not reppy who needs to go to bed, that would be handy
* @Firefury does her best CG impression, has to be nagged to go to bed, and makes vague innuendos about Sedge?
<Helen_Ikari> Why I should be a representative: I hate everyone and everything, so I'll be unbiased.
<@Firefury> You hate everyone equally? =p
<Helen_Ikari> Sure!
<Helen_Ikari> Fuck you, Reppy!
<Helen_Ikari>
<@Firefury> NO U
<Helen_Ikari> U!!!
<@Mei_Ikari> YOU'RE TRYING TO DENY ZOMBIE RIGHTS YOU BIGOTED FUCK
* @Fris is just bustin' your balls
<Tsaraine> Eh. My balls have a sufficiently high density and volume-to-surface-area ratio that they are unbusted.
<@Fris> Tue Nov 13 22:06:04 2012: reploidproductions examined the_penis_of_max_barry
<@Fris> Tue Nov 13 22:06:18 2012: reploidproductions deleted the nation the_penis_of_max_barry
<Trans|work> Oh forgive me for being 13 for a moment....
<@Fris> don't tell Jen
<SalusaWork> Yeah, he's starting to give me grief too
<@CrazyGirl> Lemme know if you need help in...handling...him
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Does Max's wife know you're ... handling... him?
<Tsaraine> I need to buy eggs to make hash browns and lemon yoghurt cake.
* Tsaraine pokes maxbarry
<@Firefury> I don't think Max is going to get you eggs or make you hash browns and lemon yogurt cake =p
<Trans> Thatd...be kind of bad ass though
<Trans> I'm not going to lie
<maxbarry> you scary, Fury
* Tsaraine agrees with Max on this one. You scary.
<@Firefury> I'm only slightly scary!
<@Nerv|Away> You guys are just now figuring out that Reppy is scary?
<Tsaraine> Nah, I knew that years ago.
<Tsaraine> But it bears repeating
<Euroslavia> Tonight's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race = total tearjerker.
<Tsaraine> I'm sorry ... but whenever I see "Paul" preceded by an "R" I think of Ron and/or Rand Paul.
<Tsaraine> Which would be a ... very different drag race. Given that RPaul the elder (I dunno about the younger) is a homophobe.
<Euroslavia> Now *that*, I'd love to see. Both of them in drag.
<Euroslavia> Actually, part of me doesn't. It may be too scary.
<Tsaraine> Some things man was not meant to know, for they may open portals into the outer darkness, where the Old Ones wait.
<Tsaraine> ... and now I'm imagining Cthulhu attempting to mate with Ron Paul while dressed as a drag queen. AAAAUGH
<@sedgistan> What'll you do for entertainment the week we're not around next month? >_>
<maxbarry> change all the passwords
<maxbarry> maybe move the site to a new URL and not tell you what it is
by Reploid Productions » Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:38 pm
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> HATE all of the clothes!
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> MURDER all of the coworkers!
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> EAT all of the chocolate!
<Nathicana_> heeheehee
* Nervun starts watching the news for reports of a rampage in LA of a naked, sword wielding, chocolate stealing, Reppy
<Nathicana_> There are those who would call that a 'win', Nerv ...
<Nathicana_> Probably half of NS come to think of it.
<Nervun> ... You have a point
<Nathicana_> BEHOLD THE ASS OF FURY IN ALL IT'S NEKKID GLORY! and such.
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> STAB all of the NSers!
by Frisbeeteria » Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:40 am
* Archreg gets ready to start writing his book
<Archreg> An auspicious day!
<Tsaraine> Ooh! What's it on?
<Archreg> "19th-century British Ceramics: Global Perspectives"
<Archreg> What should my opening sentence be?
<Archreg> "It was the best of pots, it was the worst of pots"
<Archreg> "Call me Josiah Wedgwood"
<Tsaraine> "It was a dark and ceramic night"
<Archreg> "In the beginning, Wedgwood created the creamware and the pearlware"
<Tsaraine> "It took 1500 years but we finally managed to replicate Ancient Roman glassware"
<Archreg> "The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a documentary about Stoke-on-Trent"
<Tsaraine> "The man in black fled across the desert, and the ceramics salesman followed."
<Archreg> "The world is what it is; those who are potters, who allow themselves to be potters, have no place in it."
<Archreg> "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good collection of bone china, must be in want of a wife"
<Tsaraine> "This is the worst story I know about ceramics. And it's true."
<Archreg> "It was a bright cold day in April, and the whistles at Enoch Wood's potbank were sounding thirteen"
<Archreg> "Happy pottery factories are all alike; every unhappy pottery factory is unhappy in its own way"
<Tsaraine> "Hack first heard about pots at the water cooler."
<Archreg> "Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing an unfired creamware bowl on which a paintbrush and an etching knife lay crossed"
<Tsaraine> "As a boy, I wanted to be a pot"
<Archreg> "The past is a foreign country; they fire pots differently there"
<Archreg> "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous potter"
<Archreg> "Creamware, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul"
* Archreg thinks he should actually maybe attempt to start writing book now.
<Tsaraine> "Every story begins with a pot, and this one is mine.:"
<Archreg> "We were somewhere around Stoke on the edge of the Trent and Mersey Canal when the drugs began to take hold"
<Archreg> Ooooh, just remembered one of my favourites:
<Archreg> "It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the head of the Stoke Potter's Association had come to see me"
by Milograd » Mon May 06, 2013 5:52 pm
20:41 milograd I might create a RP nation based on a "race" of sapient holographic phalluses.
20:41 Nathicana ...
20:41 Nathicana that might get you in trouble, Milo.
20:42 AirHippo Been done anyway.
20:42 milograd Nathicana: Being sarcastic.
20:42 Nathicana :P
20:42 AirHippo Aw.
20:42 AirHippo puts away his concept art then.
20:42 milograd can't help but imagine how fun it would be to tell people, "My RP is about my e-penises."
20:42 milograd "And yes, I have more than one."
20:44 milograd My first RP would feature the e-p[h]als surfing on waves at the beach. Literally waving e-penises around.
20:44 Nathicana Didn't Sunset have a race that spoke through assflutes at one point?
20:44 milograd That sounds awesome.
20:44 AirHippo Would one emerge from the waves, shaking himself dry, holo-hair... bristling?
20:45 milograd Precisely, Hippo.
20:46 AirHippo I'm confused and disturbed. Like a cheetah on an iceberg.
20:46 milograd High height would be seen as more attractive, and therefore the e-p[h]als would constantly try to be larger than their peers. The whole project would be very literal.
20:47 milograd And, of course, there would be a robot variant. These would be made of steel.
20:47 AirHippo That's pretty much history as we know it.
20:47 milograd ;)
20:47 AirHippo One long, often violent attempt to impress women by proving I have a mighty phallus.
20:47 milograd "I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO STOP WITH STEEL PENIS!"
20:47 milograd "NO. WE WERE JUST GETTING STARTED!"
20:48 milograd lol hippo
20:49 AirHippo In the beginning, there was the word. And the word was with God... And God spake and said, "Let there be light", and there was light. And God saw that the light was good, and that it did make His mighty organ seem yet more mighty than it usually did. And God did declare, yea, let this light shine for eternity, that thou mayest look upon mine Godhood, and weep.
20:50 AirHippo And the angels and archangels, and cherubin and seraphim did say unto Him: Lord, please put Thy mighty Deus Sex Machina away, in thy mercy.
20:50 milograd *LOL
20:50 Nathicana I ... am going to take this opportunity to go change and get comfortable and try to forget I saw any of this.
20:50 AirHippo hees.
20:51 AirHippo If I could nominate anything I've ever written to be quoted it would be that.
20:51 AirHippo I may request that it be carved on my tombstone.
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