That moment when...

[Pottslande]

That moment when you see that a new Halloween store has opened up and next thing you know $40 has disappeared...

/Fist

Fuckyeah! Capitalism.

Yes, that is going to be my costume, how did you know?

[Hathradic States]

Running does you no good. I am the master of finding people, and then making them wish I never did.

Can I crawl away then?

Nah. if you do that I'll just plant C4 on your feet.

[Tiami]

Can I crawl away then?

Nah. if you do that I'll just plant C4 on your feet.

Can I walk on my hands away?

[Serrland]

That's a lot of drinking, mister.

Most are spam.

Cheers is a great word - if you're sitting with friends having a lager watching TV or something like that. Not on the internet.

[The Warrior Hearted]

i doubt that

Im going to guess those chips you ordered are still functional then?

Doubt all you want. That won't stop a 12.7mm bullet from cracking your scalp.

You bet yo mamma's ass they are.

you dont scare me

and you still owe 3 payments on your order

[Zeth Rekia]

/Fist

Fuckyeah! Capitalism.

Yes, that is going to be my costume, how did you know?

Zeno a witch. Using her orb to see into the world.

Like in Wizard of Oz.

[Pottslande]

Can I crawl away then?

Nah. if you do that I'll just plant C4 on your feet.

/sees C4
/thinks Creatures 4

I really need to get off this damn game.

[Hathradic States]

Nah. if you do that I'll just plant C4 on your feet.

Can I walk on my hands away?

Give me sammiches and we have a deal.

Doubt all you want. That won't stop a 12.7mm bullet from cracking your scalp.

You bet yo mamma's ass they are.

you dont scare me

and you still owe 3 payments on your order

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Take it out of my ex wife's accounts. She doesn't neeed the money.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

... you are heavily contemplating becoming a lesbian. Halfway there, it's really just a lick away.

[Tiami]

Can I walk on my hands away?

Give me sammiches and we have a deal.

*gives you sammich*
Deal?

[Zeth Rekia]

Now this...is odd.

Welcome to Zeno-Zone. Where nothing makes sense and your name is Steve.

You cannot escape.

[Hathradic States]

Nah. if you do that I'll just plant C4 on your feet.

/sees C4
/thinks Creatures 4

I really need to get off this damn game.

Yes, yes you do.

[Hathradic States]

Give me sammiches and we have a deal.

*gives you sammich*
Deal?

*shoves eight pounds of C4 into your stomach*

Yup. Keep me fed, and that bomb stays off.

[Tiami]

*gives you sammich*
Deal?

*shoves eight pounds of C4 into your stomach*

Yup. Keep me fed, and that bomb stays off.

Okay.

[Coffee Cakes]

That's a lot of drinking, mister.

No, I'm not drinking enough.

I'll drink to that!

... you are heavily contemplating becoming a lesbian. Halfway there, it's really just a lick away.

But you'd be missing out on any chance of sexy time with hot dudes.
why I refuse to go all-in on either side. It gives me more to work with.

[The Nuclear Fist]

*gives you sammich*
Deal?

*shoves eight pounds of C4 into your stomach*

Yup. Keep me fed, and that bomb stays off.

C4 is for pussies.

[Zeth Rekia]

... you are heavily contemplating becoming a lesbian. Halfway there, it's really just a lick away.

Reminds Zeno of that old Tootsie-pop commercial about the licking and the biting and stuff.

One- TWO! TTHRREEE!!

[Tiami]

No, I'm not drinking enough.

I'll drink to that!

Cheers!


That moment when you realize it's off to bed. Night everypony!

[Coffee Cakes]

I'll drink to that!

Cheers!


That moment when you realize it's off to bed. Night everypony!

Cheers!
And good night Chris.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

But you'd be missing out on any chance of sexy time with hot dudes.
why I refuse to go all-in on either side. It gives me more to work with.

True, but at this point I am beginning to feel like all I have to work with is headaches. Menbafflepfft&#@$!!

Reminds Zeno of that old Tootsie-pop commercial about the licking and the biting and stuff.

One- TWO! TTHRREEE!!

Mayhaps Zeno could tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a lesbian.

(Ooh, double entendre smiley, w00t!)

[Mushet]

It's a very pretty moment when you're running around singing "I FEEL PRETTY OH SO PRETTY"

It's awkward and scary when your mom sees you

It's funny when you think back on it

[Grainne Ni Malley]

I'll drink to that!

Cheers!


That moment when you realize it's off to bed. Night everypony!

But I just got here! Goodnight, Tiami.

[Coffee Cakes]

But you'd be missing out on any chance of sexy time with hot dudes.
why I refuse to go all-in on either side. It gives me more to work with.

True, but at this point I am beginning to feel like all I have to work with is headaches. Menbafflepfft&#@$!!

That's like a rant i made to a friend of mine the other day about females.
About how they're all confusing and whatnot.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

*shoves eight pounds of C4 into your stomach*

Yup. Keep me fed, and that bomb stays off.

C4 is for pussies.

ANFO?

[Grainne Ni Malley]

That's like a rant i made to a friend of mine the other day about females.
About how they're all confusing and whatnot.

I just made a similar rant on FB. It's really just people who are confusing. I couldn't understand my mom any more than I could a boyfriend. Then again, that woman is loopy. It's probably genetic. HellifIknow.