What have you learned today? P7

[Dumb Ideologies]

Try Chinese food next time.

Will do. And yeah, it mostly involved crashing my beautiful Prius (sob) into the side of a pickup while laughing maniacally and feeling like I needed to puke. And then puking. And then breaking my arm. And then passing out. Luckily, the guy isn't pressing charges as long as I pay for the work on his car. Unluckily, my Prius is dead.

Prius isn't a car. It's a lawnmower. Think of it as an opportunity and motivator to work towards getting a proper car. I don't know. Sorry, that's the best positive spin I can do. Not one of DI's greatest talents. Hope things get sorted out okay

[Zeth Rekia]

Indeed. Though, there's some people you shouldn't show empathy for. One's that insist on being miserable aren't worth it. In the end you'll just be hurting yourself for nothing.

Do I detect some oh-so-subtle self-deprecation, my dear?

If you say so.

[Deus in Machina]

Yeah, good luck enforcing that one. Pony flags are EVERYWHERE.

I know...
*cowers into a corner in the fetal position*

Why are you afriad of ponies?

[Coffee Cakes]

*Throws a Big Mac to NEI*

I wish I could have one.

I've never actually had a Big Mac.

And why haven't you eaten lunch yet?

[The Mapuche People]

What, it ain't a crime! In fact, dawn is the best time to drink. Except just before banging an ugly chick, of course.

Yeah yeah yeah. Common alcohol spiel Zeno doesn't give a fuck about that makes Zeno like you less and less.

Hey, I don't actually drink that much. Just once in a while. Unfortunately, when I do drink, I drink a lot.

[Zeth Rekia]

Will do. And yeah, it mostly involved crashing my beautiful Prius (sob) into the side of a pickup while laughing maniacally and feeling like I needed to puke. And then puking. And then breaking my arm. And then passing out. Luckily, the guy isn't pressing charges as long as I pay for the work on his car. Unluckily, my Prius is dead.

Prius isn't a car. It's a lawnmower. Think of it as an opportunity and motivator to work towards getting a proper car. I don't know. Sorry, that's the best positive spin I can do. Not one of DI's greatest talents. Hope things get sorted out okay

He almost killed someone. Why the fuck are you hugging him?

[Coffee Cakes]

I know...
*cowers into a corner in the fetal position*

Why are you afriad of ponies?

Because I fell off one as a kid...

I'll drink to that!

Cheers!

Cheers!

I know...
*cowers into a corner in the fetal position*

*goes to your corner*
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

That doesn't do much for comfort.

[Deus in Machina]

Do I detect some oh-so-subtle self-deprecation, my dear?

If you say so.

So you weren't talking about yourself? Good.
One mustn't put oneself down, and one especially mustn't consider oneself undeserving of sympathy.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Prius isn't a car. It's a lawnmower. Think of it as an opportunity and motivator to work towards getting a proper car. I don't know. Sorry, that's the best positive spin I can do. Not one of DI's greatest talents. Hope things get sorted out okay

He almost killed someone. Why the fuck are you hugging him?

Because it sounds like he's having a tough time.

[Homosexy]

Try Chinese food next time.

Will do. And yeah, it mostly involved crashing my beautiful Prius (sob) into the side of a pickup while laughing maniacally and feeling like I needed to puke. And then puking. And then breaking my arm. And then passing out. Luckily, the guy isn't pressing charges as long as I pay for the work on his car. Unluckily, my Prius is dead.

So you were driving under the influence...
Driving under the influence is dangerous and hurts people. You're lucky that wasn't some family in a car.
Sorry, but I can't seem to find any pity for you.

[Tiami]

Why are you afriad of ponies?

Because I fell off one as a kid...

Cheers!

Cheers!

*goes to your corner*
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

That doesn't do much for comfort.

You wanna bet?

[Deus in Machina]

Why are you afriad of ponies?

Because I fell off one as a kid...

Really? How mundanely Freudian.

[The Mapuche People]

Will do. And yeah, it mostly involved crashing my beautiful Prius (sob) into the side of a pickup while laughing maniacally and feeling like I needed to puke. And then puking. And then breaking my arm. And then passing out. Luckily, the guy isn't pressing charges as long as I pay for the work on his car. Unluckily, my Prius is dead.

Prius isn't a car. It's a lawnmower. Think of it as an opportunity and motivator to work towards getting a proper car. I don't know. Sorry, that's the best positive spin I can do. Not one of DI's greatest talents. Hope things get sorted out okay

I loved that car. Its mileage was amazing. Oh well, least I'm not dead and I met a hot nurse!

[Dumb Ideologies]

We'll both end up with Doomsday Devices. One day something will misfire and my housemates will come home to find the tv on the Mario kart start screen and my brains splattered all over the walls.

Turning Mario Kart into a brain-exploding weapon.

Brilliant! What can't you British people do.

Brush our teeth or talk openly about sex?

[New East Ireland]

I wish I could have one.

I've never actually had a Big Mac.

And why haven't you eaten lunch yet?

I don't know.

[Coffee Cakes]

Because I fell off one as a kid...

Really? How mundanely Freudian.

Possibly...

I've never actually had a Big Mac.

And why haven't you eaten lunch yet?

I don't know.

Well then eat, lad!

Because I fell off one as a kid...



Cheers!



That doesn't do much for comfort.

You wanna bet?

Yes.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Prius isn't a car. It's a lawnmower. Think of it as an opportunity and motivator to work towards getting a proper car. I don't know. Sorry, that's the best positive spin I can do. Not one of DI's greatest talents. Hope things get sorted out okay

I loved that car. Its mileage was amazing. Oh well, least I'm not dead and I met a hot nurse!

I admire your capacity to locate silver linings.

[The Mapuche People]

Will do. And yeah, it mostly involved crashing my beautiful Prius (sob) into the side of a pickup while laughing maniacally and feeling like I needed to puke. And then puking. And then breaking my arm. And then passing out. Luckily, the guy isn't pressing charges as long as I pay for the work on his car. Unluckily, my Prius is dead.

So you were driving under the influence...
Driving under the influence is dangerous and hurts people. You're lucky that wasn't some family in a car.
Sorry, but I can't seem to find any pity for you.

I know, and I feel like a bastard. But no one was hurt except me, so there's some karmic justice for ya.

[Tiami]

Really? How mundanely Freudian.

Possibly...

I don't know.

Well then eat, lad!

You wanna bet?

Yes.

*gets closer*
You reall want to bet?

[Zeth Rekia]

If you say so.

So you weren't talking about yourself? Good.
One mustn't put oneself down, and one especially mustn't consider oneself undeserving of sympathy.

Indeed. How's it going with the self loathing by the way? :]

[Deus in Machina]

Really? How mundanely Freudian.

Possibly...

It's depressing how simple our minds are sometimes. I used to get locked in my room as a kid, now I'm afraid of locked doors. It's so predictable, you know? So cause-effect.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

So you were driving under the influence...
Driving under the influence is dangerous and hurts people. You're lucky that wasn't some family in a car.
Sorry, but I can't seem to find any pity for you.

I know, and I feel like a bastard. But no one was hurt except me, so there's some karmic justice for ya.

Until the OTHER guy on the road also has bad karma.

[Homosexy]

So you were driving under the influence...
Driving under the influence is dangerous and hurts people. You're lucky that wasn't some family in a car.
Sorry, but I can't seem to find any pity for you.

I know, and I feel like a bastard. But no one was hurt except me, so there's some karmic justice for ya.

Good.

Not to come off as too much of a bitch, but... Honesty before courtesy.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*awards the 'Fap like a Champ' medal*

*receives medal*

Thank you Nana. Now to go defend my title.

*faps some more*

Defend it with honor!

o/

[Zeth Rekia]

That Zeno's white catfish just died. Snap. Good thing Zeno didn't name him.