Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:47 pm

Rhodmhire wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:"Oh Danny! Oh Danny!"

"Ghostly WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!"

Now we know where he really learned the ghostly wail from.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:54 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Ceannairceach wrote:"Hey kids! Your friends ignoring you? Buy AmericanChild 2.5! Parents, your kids dragging you around everywhere? Buy AmericanSitter 4.6! Teachers, want to get drunk during the day time? Buy AmericanPoorTeacher 3.1! Now for the low, low cost of one one trillionth of the United States national debt!"

See it's people like you that make the world go around. Congratulations, you're my partner is this business venture, we'll split everything 70-30 (I get 70, my hookers 20, and you 10), we're going places, man. We are going places!

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:56 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Barrasso wrote:Lil Wayne can go suck lynard skynards dick while being gangbanged by the Beatles

Do you always have these types of sexual fantasies?

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:20 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Greenlandesia wrote:Plumbers do emergency calls in the dead of night.

by **Olthar** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:58 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Oh, hey. I just thought that I'd mention that in about three weeks I'll be leaving to go camping with my family for several days. Naturally, I will not have any internet access during that time and will thusly bu unable to post.

I am completely sad, sorrowful and upset that you will be leaving, departing and exiting from this roleplay for a short period of time.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:06 am

Ceannairceach wrote:
Terra Agora wrote:As Ceannairceach said "Fear is a great advertising agency."

The Ninth Satanic Statement declares, "Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years."

by **Fartsniffage** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:10 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:Madam Nana. You destroy my argument completely. That's why you are a level 10/10 NS-er, and I am a lowly 2.59/10
Still, to reach the level of magnificence I desire on instruments, I need as long as it takes to get perfect... Which is a lifetime or more.

Shameless self-plug.

Heh, he just called you old.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:19 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Iron Chariots wrote:Link

I seem to remember somebody posting something about these girls on NSG a while back. Well, a few tokes and they apparently decided "to hell with that."

The obvious lesson here is that the government should subsidize pot to end racism.

There's a more fundamental lesson. There's a technology that stops prejudicial hate... and Republicans want it to be outlawed.

*nods*

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:38 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:I leave mics in flames,
torched by Gandalf.
Touch Dumbledore,
And scorch your other hand off.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:29 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Shameless self-plug.

Heh, he just called you old.

Well, compared to him, I am old.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:42 pm

Ailiailia wrote:
Maryginia wrote:A butt masseuse would be a great way to get to know someone better also or your machine if it's mechanical. imagine a mechanical butt masseuse with cold robot hands oops it missed it's target guess where it went.

[robot voice]
Kind master, I see you are leaving the house without doing a number two. You don't want to use one of those nasty public toilets do you? Let me help!
[/robot voice]

*waves enema tube enticingly*

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:00 pm

viewtopic.php?f=21&t=96371&p=6042326#p6042326

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:51 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Also, how the fuck does the hospital allow you to do all the shit you do?

This is Romania.

Where the corruption flows like semen from a hooker's naval.

by **Coffee Cakes** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:01 pm

greed and death wrote:None, communists were something made up by McCarty to scare children to bed with every night.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:46 pm

Olthar wrote:
Genivaria wrote:If you could take a piece of modern technology with you back in time, what would it be and for what purpose?

I'd take a time machine.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:10 pm

Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Exactly. The fact that he can do drugs and fight demons takes some skill.

Wait, what? "Since it's a weakness, it's actually a strength?" That makes no...I...What?!

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:39 pm

Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
I see...that's what we're calling the NS gulag nowadays.

It is not a gulag, I simply want to shoot people with sleepy-darts to put them in safe places.

by **Olthar** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:29 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:That's because we're too busy talking about bunnies.

I get turned on by the way they move their ears.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:14 pm

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=129901

by **Conserative Morality** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:28 pm

Oterro wrote:
Laerod wrote:You're too late to the party. Now you have to sit in the anarchy corner.

Corners are tools of the state, anarchists will only reside in the much less tyrannous curve.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:19 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Lord Tothe wrote:All new sources are extremely biased.

Well, reality has a clear liberal bias, so there's probably a reason for that.

by **Trotskylvania** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:32 pm

To my great joy, I've been quoted in this thread.

*feels warm and fuzzy*

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:34 pm

Trotskylvania wrote:To my great joy, I've been quoted in this thread.

*feels warm and fuzzy*

Give us a few days, we'll destroy that feeling and make NS feel just as cold and mocking as before.

by **Olthar** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:12 pm

Olthar wrote:
Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:Reploid Productions is Female, and I thought brony referred to both genders...

It depends on who you talk to. Most people just have it be gender neutral, though.

Nazis in Space wrote:
Olthar wrote:It depends on who you talk to. Most people just have it be gender neutral, though.
Personally I remain convinced it's a hermaphro-

Oh, you mean brony. Yeah.

by **Astrolinium** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:24 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:The best way to kill your parents is to cover them in baby oil and slide them under a whale so they can't breathe.

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