Sexiest Nazi General

by **Manahakatouki** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:02 pm

Rommel for the Generals, definetly...

Goebbels for Nazi's in general...What a voice man...Now that's what I want to hear when I need to get to sleep...

by **Nazi Flower Power** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:06 pm

Manahakatouki wrote:Goebbels for Nazi's in general...What a voice man...Now that's what I want to hear when I need to get to sleep...

Speer was much better looking. Plus I love artistic guys...

by **Manahakatouki** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:10 pm

Nazi Flower Power wrote:
Manahakatouki wrote:Goebbels for Nazi's in general...What a voice man...Now that's what I want to hear when I need to get to sleep...

Speer was much better looking. Plus I love artistic guys...

I'd call it a tie for looks...

by **Olthar** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:11 pm

I have severe moral and ethical complaints regarding this thread. It is an example of the horribly oppressive and bias culture that seeks to destroy people like me. It is a testament to the cruel and horrific evil that such one-sided views have wrought. I spit in the face of the people who have brought forth this abomination.

I mean, seriously, why can't I have all of them at once? Why do I have to choose just one?

by **Nazi Flower Power** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:14 pm

Manahakatouki wrote:
Nazi Flower Power wrote:
Speer was much better looking. Plus I love artistic guys...

I'd call it a tie for looks...

I really don't get it. Did Goebbels have another body or something that I haven't seen? Like did he turn sexy on the night of the full moon, and I never saw a picture of him in sexy-mode?

by **Nazi Flower Power** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:17 pm

Olthar wrote:I have severe moral and ethical complaints regarding this thread. It is an example of the horribly oppressive and bias culture that seeks to destroy people like me. It is a testament to the cruel and horrific evil that such one-sided views have wrought. I spit in the face of the people who have brought forth this abomination.

I mean, seriously, why can't I have all of them at once? Why do I have to choose just one?

I don't think they'd want to have an orgy together.

Then again, I don't think they'd want to be turned into girls either... So yeah, I guess you can take them all.

by **Nazis in Space** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:20 pm

Nazi Flower Power wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:Tbh, Göbbels was kinda cute. And a pretty smooth talker.

The ladies like that kind of thing.

I really don't see how anyone could be attracted to Goebbels.

Women are attracted to money. And power.

by **Nazis in Space** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:22 pm

Olthar wrote:I have severe moral and ethical complaints regarding this thread. It is an example of the horribly oppressive and bias culture that seeks to destroy people like me. It is a testament to the cruel and horrific evil that such one-sided views have wrought. I spit in the face of the people who have brought forth this abomination.

I mean, seriously, why can't I have all of them at once? Why do I have to choose just one?

Because of the dated christo-fascist ideal of monogamy.

by **Grenartia** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:25 pm

Olthar wrote:I have severe moral and ethical complaints regarding this thread. It is an example of the horribly oppressive and bias culture that seeks to destroy people like me. It is a testament to the cruel and horrific evil that such one-sided views have wrought. I spit in the face of the people who have brought forth this abomination.

I mean, seriously, why can't I have all of them at once? Why do I have to choose just one?

Ok. That's going in my sig.

by **Coccygia** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:25 pm

Trixiestan wrote:
Coccygia wrote:Hell, anybody looks sexy in a Nazi uniform.

Himmler? Goebbles?

Okay, maybe not everybody.

by **Ostpreuss** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:34 pm

True they were all German but were they all Nazis?....members of the NAZI Party? Many Officers weren't even members including many Generals and damn near close to most of the Landser weren't members. That being said Erich Von Manstein would be my sexiest.....older Milf type, smart and assertive. No glasses not a twig but with meat on the bones...Hell yeah! :bow:

by **Meryuma** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:38 pm

I don't really find any of them attractive, however Rommel's definitely handsome.

Santhene wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:Hm. Well, I quite don't share your feelings, but the world would be pretty boring if we all had the same taste

Though yes, Rommel is unquestionably hot.

For a Nazi, that is. I'm not sure I'd like to get into a political debate with him.... or I might feel so dirty I'd need to take a.... wait for it.... shower.

And Soontir Fel.... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2 ... -Wedge.jpg
Tell em he doesn't look hot in that uniform... all bulging muscles....

I have no interest in muscley guys.

Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:If it's out of the Generals, probably Rommel or Jodl. Otherwise, I don't know... Erich Hartmann was a hero of the Reich and the greatest fighter pilot who ever lived, so that adds more to his appeal. Also, he's rather feminine to begin with.

Now that's an attractive Nazi.

by **Octabrinaland** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:54 pm

Hold it... I didn't think Goebbels was a Nazi General, I thought he was just in charge of propaganda and doing crazy shit.

by **Wazkyraque** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:58 pm

Rommel... but isn't as sexy as thy Fuhrer himself
*Sarcasm Stamp*

by **Siorafrica** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:18 pm

Guderian.

I'm an RL Wikipedian! · by **Wikipedia and Universe** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:52 pm

Friedrich Olbricht. Ultimate nerdface and didn't want to swallow the Nazi bullshit anymore.

by **Alyakia** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:55 pm

Olthar wrote:I have severe moral and ethical complaints regarding this thread. It is an example of the horribly oppressive and bias culture that seeks to destroy people like me. It is a testament to the cruel and horrific evil that such one-sided views have wrought. I spit in the face of the people who have brought forth this abomination.

I mean, seriously, why can't I have all of them at once? Why do I have to choose just one?

You gotta share. Don't you know the Nazis were socialists?

by **Olthar** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:57 pm

Alyakia wrote:
Olthar wrote:I have severe moral and ethical complaints regarding this thread. It is an example of the horribly oppressive and bias culture that seeks to destroy people like me. It is a testament to the cruel and horrific evil that such one-sided views have wrought. I spit in the face of the people who have brought forth this abomination.

I mean, seriously, why can't I have all of them at once? Why do I have to choose just one?

You gotta share. Don't you know the Nazis were socialists?

And what better way to do that than by sharing all of our bodily fluids with one another in a massive orgy?

by **Miasto Lodz** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:16 am

NiS made my day

As for the contest,hence this thread needs more Gruppenfuehrers I'd vote for SS-Gruppenfuehrer Baldur von ~~Shearer~~ Schirach.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:44 am

My father and monther spent most of WW2 in concentration camps. I can honestly say. . . that they would find this thread fucking hilarious.

This being said, I have certain softspot for the looks of August Dieckmann. Not a general, but. . . whatever. He was rugged and handsome.

For Nazi leadership, I'd have to give it to Goebbels. He has a certain twink charm.

For Generals, I'd say it's a tie between Walter Model, Erich Raeder, and Karl Dönitz.

by **Dagnia** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:04 am

A tie between Marcks, Rommel and Jodl.

by **Senestrum** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:06 am

I must say, Rommel is actually quite dashing.

Just the way he is please, none of this rule 63 genderswitching crap.

by **Nazis in Space** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:04 am

Wikipedia and Universe wrote:Friedrich Olbricht. Ultimate nerdface and didn't want to swallow the Nazi bullshit anymore.
(Image)

Nice glasses :)

Miasto Lodz wrote:As for the contest,hence this thread needs more Gruppenfuehrers I'd vote for SS-Gruppenfuehrer Baldur von ~~Shearer~~ Schirach.

Hm... Yes, I can see that.

Though it's a bit unfair. The lower ranks did tend to be younger.

by **Miasto Lodz** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:23 am

Nazis in Space wrote:
Though it's a bit unfair. The lower ranks did tend to be younger.

Wiki wrote:As in the SA, the SS rank of Gruppenführer was considered equivalent to a full General, but became regarded as equivalent to Generalleutnant after 1934. During the Second World War, when the Waffen-SS began using the rank, an SS-Gruppenführer was considered equal to a Generalleutnant in the Wehrmacht and was typically referred to as SS-Gruppenführer und Generalleutnant der Waffen-SS.

..but I should correct myself in a way because von Schirach was SA not SS Gruppenführer.

by **Nazis in Space** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:27 am

Bah. Okay, he's a veyr good pick, then.

... How do people this young attain that kind of rank, though? Party nepotism, party nepotism everywhere.

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