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Alevuss
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Postby Alevuss » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:27 pm

The Bread Sultan wrote:hmmm shouldn't that skull be a lizard head?


The Bread Sultan's Response to this pick:

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Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Man, these Austrians sure don't speak English...

Georgism wrote:Those Australians sure don't speak English...

Aelosia wrote:
Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to

But this is NS related. This is a NS related thing. This is a NS player.
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Coffee Cakes
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:51 pm

Geniasis wrote:
Furious Grandmothers wrote: You don't just receive letters of acceptance from Gay University, Straight College and Bisexual Institution, and then choose one. Be honest and tell me you didn't consciously choose to be straight. Sexual orientation is a combination of nature and nurture, just like any other human characteristic like height and weight and so on.


What? Now the gays have a whole university while we just have a college (probably community to boot!)?

Goddammit, gays.


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Postby Olthar » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:21 pm

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:59 pm

The Floridian Coast wrote:Bud and Coors are both piss. Miller is a mixture of beer and piss. Whereas Corona looks like piss but doesn't taste like it.



Quoted for truth.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:15 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The Floridian Coast wrote:Bud and Coors are both piss. Miller is a mixture of beer and piss. Whereas Corona looks like piss but doesn't taste like it.



Quoted for truth.

I'd drink to that.
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:15 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Quoted for truth.

I'd drink to that.



Cheers!
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Postby Wiztopia » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:22 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
It doesn't mean that ED-209 wouldn't just shoot the other robot anyway...


Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
Well its not like ED-209 is shooting blanks.



That would make ED-209 the Peter North of robot porn actors.
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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:32 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Does light opera mean there is no fat lady to sing at the end? :p


If nesscessary I shall sing as the fat lady.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:34 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Guy's Chat was actually created out of the WTFness of F7. I grabbed a hammer and whammed it into the shape of...something. To this day I don't know if it was a bar, a castle, a military base, a brothel, or what.

I thought of it as a brothel, a cat girl infested, exploding baby plagued, gross ass creature infested, fucked up and just generally catastrophic in every way brothel.... full of raep and buttsecks.
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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New East Ireland
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:30 pm

Grenartia wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I learned that I want to be part of the NSG Sodomy Club.

*Assumes the position*

Okay, I'm ready for initiation. :p


I'll sodomize that.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:54 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Hey, she was coming on to me, and just look at what shes wearing!


Admittedly her shade is next see-through,and we all know black is the color of lascivious types, but that's no excuse.

Besides, I think she was more turned on by the light switch. You simply took advantage of her having a dim bulb.
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The FTR
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Postby The FTR » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:27 am

Sleepyyawn wrote:1. Find a forum full of people who most likely abuse the English language.
2. Go into Grammar Nazi mode.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
I'll respond to a lot of titles, but I preferred to go by Forest.

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The FTR
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Postby The FTR » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:46 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:
You should have used but instead of however.

You should have put "but" and "however" in quotes.
I'll respond to a lot of titles, but I preferred to go by Forest.

Unless stated otherwise, I have disowned all of the posts, both in and out of character, that I made years ago. I would like to think that both my real, out-of-character behavior and my in-character role-playing skills have matured.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:25 am

Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:If you wanted to play a carefree and happy character, why didn't you make Timothy a Smurf in a human robot?

If he wanted to play a carefree and happy characters, then why did he participate in a Nightkill RP?
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:28 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Arumdaum wrote:It sorta is, if you're never going to use them. But you can always entertain people with your language skills, and the skills are occasionally handy.

Damn straight. Such as buying a prostitute from far away lands, ordering food at a foreign restaurant, screaming obscenities at migrant workers as you drive by, etc. . .


. . . I'm beginning to think my mind only absorbs languages in order to use them offensively.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:40 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Batman was too busy Bat-Jacking off in Gotham.

Yeah.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:16 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:Tim Curry?

Oh yes.

I wank to the poster of him I have in my dorm. Please don't tell my roommate or he wouldn't clean those towels anymore.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:32 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
Olthar wrote:Oh, I'm not talking about downloading from YouTube...
Are you implying that there are shadowy means of questionable legality to acquire a variety of media available on the glorious information highway we frequent? :shock:

Why, I can't even imagine good, honest citizens being aware of such degenerate activities, yet alone using them! It'd take a truly fiendish devil and criminal mastermind to seek out the dark and hidden places, the secret lairs and informational fortresses where such transactions take place, but even the most depraved of minds would surely shy away from actually participating in the exchanges in question!
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:07 am

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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:27 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Heartland Federation wrote:No this is just what I believe. Its the Republican and Democrat party because of them and the cold war are nation is screwed up


Sir, I am drunk and even in this condition that does not make sense.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Inky Noodles
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Postby Inky Noodles » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:30 pm

Is sad.
Transnapastain wrote:
Inky Noodles wrote:QUICK.

I WANNA ASK SOMEONE TO HOMECOMING.


whaddo I do?!


So I just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
homecoming maybe?

*not a valid offer.

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Veceria wrote:People with big noses have big penises.
Even the females.

Especially the females. *nod*


Hurdegaryp wrote:
Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:Are you OK? :eyebrow:

It's a person called Inky Noodles in a thread that is not exactly known for its sanity in general. Do the math, beerguzzler.


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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:01 pm

Olthar wrote:
Slowly, D began to pull the CEO's spine out through his anus.

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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:16 pm

The Great Watchers wrote:
Olthar wrote:I'm already insane, so what difference will it make?

You have a point. Olthar > Insanity
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JJ Place
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Postby JJ Place » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:28 pm

Dusk_Kittens wrote:
JJ Place wrote:Why are French roads lined with trees?


Germans like to march in the shade.


*gasp* You stole my joke!

(Na, it's a really, really old joke.)

Only I tell it like this:

"Why are there trees along the roads in France?
So the Germans can march in the shade."



The French Military has been bad for quite a long time ;)
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Sucrati
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sucrati » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:32 pm

Please, it is a decent military, their leadership on the other hand...
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