What have you learned today? P6

[New East Ireland]

Faparty.

Do i have to show the picture of a drunk cross dressing lincoln?

[Germanic Templars]

KOHN!
I'm sorry but my game Tropico 3 is messing up.

[Cavaleiro da vontade]

Do i have to show the picture of a drunk cross dressing lincoln?

i probably couldnt show it since it shows his/hers tits/penus...

CURSE YOU !#@$ PG 13

[Dumb Ideologies]

Wow. How hasn't it got closed down if kids are going in?

No idea. But the cops patrol near it all the time, so... no idea.

They like to keep it 'Hush-Hush'.

Not totally opposed in principle. For example, DI mightn't have ended up nearly so odd and squicky about sex if there'd been somewhere she could go and get, uh, a dress rehearsal by people who wouldn't laugh. Then again, parents threatening severe action if ever found porn is probably tied up with this too. Can see what they were trying to do, values and all, but it's true. Whatever they do, parents, they fuck you up.

[Cavaleiro da vontade]

No idea. But the cops patrol near it all the time, so... no idea.

They like to keep it 'Hush-Hush'.

Not totally opposed in principle. For example, DI mightn't have ended up nearly so odd and squicky about sex if there'd been somewhere she could go and get, uh, a dress rehearsal by people who wouldn't laugh. Then again, parents threatening severe action if ever found porn is probably tied up with this too. Can see what they were trying to do, values and all, but it's true. Whatever they do, parents, they fuck you up.

*pats DI on the back*

im sorry for your loss

[New East Ireland]

No idea. But the cops patrol near it all the time, so... no idea.

They like to keep it 'Hush-Hush'.

Not totally opposed in principle. For example, DI mightn't have ended up nearly so odd and squicky about sex if there'd been somewhere she could go and get, uh, a dress rehearsal by people who wouldn't laugh. Then again, parents threatening severe action if ever found porn is probably tied up with this too. Can see what they were trying to do, values and all, but it's true. Whatever they do, parents, they fuck you up.

You aren't alone.

[The Blaatschapen]

That the town brothel is 'open doors' today. That's where the reject druggie kids from middle school and high school go to get fucked. The place is owned by a really creepy old dude that sells drugs.

You gotta be pretty low on the totem pole to pay for sex

A novel use of the words totem pole and sex in one sentence *nods*

[New East Ireland]

You gotta be pretty low on the totem pole to pay for sex

A novel use of the words totem pole and sex in one sentence *nods*

Climb the totem pole, and you will achieve full manhood within the tribe.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I don't even want to know what's going on in here.

It's a fap party.

A fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating

We let in big and small, we promise by the end you'll be hearty
Cause it's just a fap party
Just relax and have it come naturally
We're wringing it out spectacularly

It's a fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating

We all have hairs on our palms
We even have a few priests, Brahmins and even imams
We promise no harm
Cause we're even exercising our arms

It's a fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating

[Dumb Ideologies]

Not totally opposed in principle. For example, DI mightn't have ended up nearly so odd and squicky about sex if there'd been somewhere she could go and get, uh, a dress rehearsal by people who wouldn't laugh. Then again, parents threatening severe action if ever found porn is probably tied up with this too. Can see what they were trying to do, values and all, but it's true. Whatever they do, parents, they fuck you up.

*pats DI on the back*

im sorry for your loss

They still say sometimes how disappointed they'd be if they found I'd ever used pornographic materials. I'm 23, they could probably ease off a bit now.

[Cavaleiro da vontade]

A novel use of the words totem pole and sex in one sentence *nods*

Climb the totem pole, and you will achieve full manhood within the tribe.

Or bang the chief's daughter

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Not to walk on a roof when the plywoods been removed.

[Cavaleiro da vontade]

*pats DI on the back*

im sorry for your loss

They still say sometimes how disappointed they'd be if they found I'd ever used pornographic materials. I'm 23, they could probably ease off a bit now.

Your life, your decisions.

[Coffee Cakes]

It's a fap party.

A fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating

We let in big and small, we promise by the end you'll be hearty
Cause it's just a fap party
Just relax and have it come naturally
We're wringing it out spectacularly

It's a fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating

We all have hairs on our palms
We even have a few priests, Brahmins and even imams
We promise no harm
Cause we're even exercising our arms

It's a fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating

[Zeth Rekia]

A novel use of the words totem pole and sex in one sentence *nods*

Climb the totem pole, and you will achieve full manhood within the tribe.

Gotta smoke a few cigs before getting high or summat.
THEN, you gotta get shitty grades in school.
When your parents stop caring about you you can than run around as much as you want.
Than you get high some more, and eventually develop an addiction.
Start cutting yourself, eventually....

See where Zeno's going with this?

[New East Ireland]

Climb the totem pole, and you will achieve full manhood within the tribe.

Or bang the chief's daughter

To bad the chief has purchased a shooting weapon from the colonialists.

That, and the chief's daughter is the one with the totem pole.

[Germanic Templars]

Not to walk on a roof when the plywoods been removed.

and with a swift kick from pain,
you learn something new
on what not to do.

Pain is the best mentor.

[Cavaleiro da vontade]

Climb the totem pole, and you will achieve full manhood within the tribe.

Gotta smoke a few cigs before getting high or summat.
THEN, you gotta get shitty grades in school.
When your parents stop caring about you you can than run around as much as you want.
Than you get high some more, and eventually develop an addiction.
Start cutting yourself eventually....

See where Zeno's going with this?

not entirely true, i dont drink, watch porn, smoke, or do any drugs and im semi popular and i am taking college classes in high school.

[New East Ireland]

Gotta smoke a few cigs before getting high or summat.
THEN, you gotta get shitty grades in school.
When your parents stop caring about you you can than run around as much as you want.
Than you get high some more, and eventually develop an addiction.
Start cutting yourself eventually....

See where Zeno's going with this?

not entirely true, i dont drink, watch porn, smoke, or do any drugs and im semi popular and i am taking college classes in high school.

You shouldn't be on the interweb then. >__>

[Cavaleiro da vontade]

Not to walk on a roof when the plywoods been removed.

and with a swift kick from pain,
you learn something new
on what not to do.

Pain is the best mentor.

except when he castrates you, hard to keep practicing after that.

[Cavaleiro da vontade]

not entirely true, i dont drink, watch porn, smoke, or do any drugs and im semi popular and i am taking college classes in high school.

You shouldn't be on the interweb then. >__>

i live in the woods and its summer, i LITERALLY have nothing else to do >.>

[Dumb Ideologies]

They still say sometimes how disappointed they'd be if they found I'd ever used pornographic materials. I'm 23, they could probably ease off a bit now.

Your life, your decisions.

Because of the way I am I rely on them a hell of a lot. Financially, emotionally. I'm an adult in years only. Their words still matter to me a lot more than they should. I'm terrified they'll find stuff when they visit so I try to stop them even going in my room. And they're the single reason why I still haven't bought the maid uniform I've been wanting for months...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm just here because I'm addicted to this site, and because of Elfen High.

[Zeth Rekia]

Gotta smoke a few cigs before getting high or summat.
THEN, you gotta get shitty grades in school.
When your parents stop caring about you you can than run around as much as you want.
Than you get high some more, and eventually develop an addiction.
Start cutting yourself eventually....

See where Zeno's going with this?

not entirely true, i dont drink, watch porn, smoke, or do any drugs and im semi popular and i am taking college classes in high school.

Good for you. You missed the point of the post, but meh.

Zeno learned there's a storm comng this way. Jolly jee it's about F#@%ing time.

[New East Ireland]

You shouldn't be on the interweb then. >__>

i live in the woods and its summer, i LITERALLY have nothing else to do >.>

Mahn Kahn Fahn.