Mike the Progressive wrote:Isolated China wrote:That Ronald McDonald can be very very scary........
Why because he's a cracked induced clown who smiles all the time, offering kids happiness and hamburgers, if they sit on his lap and get nice and plump, whereby in his queer voice, he eagerly leads them into the kitchen to only be slaughtered and in an ironic (though predictable) turn of events, those butchered little piglets are now made into the very hamburgers that brought their own demise, so that they can feed other kids, with the hopes of repeating the same process over and over again?
Nope. Just him in balloon form. Now thats some scary stuff!!!
Although I guess we could go with your idea. Sounds much more well thought out and filled with cheesy, canniballistic goodness!