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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Only the Good Die Young in my pants.



I'll drink to that.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:39 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Make up your own mind wrote:
You know who else likes rhymes...


Peace to mah nigga Satan, the original emcee. All the way back in 2000 BC. Represent.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:42 pm

New East Ireland wrote:2061, A.D.

Damien entered the main living quarters of the retirement home, followed by Aleister in his wheelchair. "Aleister, you old bastard. When will you die?"

"Fuck you!"

Calliel floats in, an oxygen tank in one hand. "Damien... Why do you ha-hhhhh. Hhhhhaaaaa.." Suddenly, his heart shot out, and he fell to the ground dead.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Unhealthy2 wrote:
Circles and triangles lead to geometry. Geometry leads to other math. Math leads to science. Science leads to actually having thoughts. Having thoughts leads to ZOMG TEH STANAN!!1!

Having thoughts leads to paper. Paper leads to writing. Writing leads to the Bible. The Bible is Satanic.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Mushet » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:08 pm

Meh, I'm gonna honk my own horn on this one seeing how everyone there was laughing their asses off
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:14 pm

New East Ireland wrote:<Insert Nightkill's AU OP>
Olthar wrote:Abrax landed in front of Elfen/Crowley High and examined the large military complex of a school. "Beware Crowley High... I'm a FUCKING CENTAUR!"

:lol2:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:57 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wouldn't you be forced to ban yourself seven times over?


It is impossible for me to be wrong. I tried once. It just gave me a nosebleed. Which was naturally precisely what I had predicted would happen.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:18 am

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"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:58 am

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"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Reploid Productions » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:45 pm

These two made me lol. :D
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Wikkiwallana wrote:When you get a bunch of people who all agree on something in a place where they can ignore outside critcisms, their ideas start inbreeding. When those ideas are bullshit to begin with, the bs doesn't just multiply, it ferments. So you end up with bullshitahol, which then gets distilled into high proof via the circle jerk ring. Thus, because the internet allows people with bad ideas to be completely uninterrupted by disagreement or reality, you end up with PIB, or pure inbred bullshit.

Its not bullshit... bullshit has uses. It smells similar but bullshit can be dried out and burned to produce heat, it can fertilize fields, and it can be used to create methane which can be used like natural gas. The kind of stuff those people deal in has no good uses.
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Postby Esternial » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:49 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:These two made me lol. :D
SaintB wrote:Its not bullshit... bullshit has uses. It smells similar but bullshit can be dried out and burned to produce heat, it can fertilize fields, and it can be used to create methane which can be used like natural gas. The kind of stuff those people deal in has no good uses.

When he mentioned ferments, my train of thought switched to beer.

Am I an alcoholic?
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:54 pm

All of it.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:06 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Correct.

Why do you spend so much time thinking about God's penis anyway?


It made me laugh, especially since I don't know the answer.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:25 pm

Fallos Miriai wrote:
Ceannairceach wrote:Lies to make the small-penised writers of the Bible seem larger.


"Hey dude, you know what we should do to get chicks?"

"What?"

"We should write some religious shit. Girls love religion."

"A-Are you sure?"

"Yeah, yeah. This one dude told me. It'll totally make up for your small dick."

"..."

"Well?"

"...really?"
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:47 pm

Furious Grandmothers wrote:

God faps in mysterious ways.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:06 pm

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=128411
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Alevuss » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:19 pm

Fallos Miriai wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Then what was Jesus?

Oh wait, I know that story. God was bored, so he called in Mary (who was about 12 or 13 at the time) and said, "Hey babe, let's go to my Garden and I'll show you a bit of 'Paradise Lost'." And then came Jesus.


And since God was so small, somehow Mary was still mistaken for a virgin.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:37 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
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"Nigga that's MY carrot."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:45 pm

New East Ireland wrote:Yes, I mean our one and only Nightkill. Now, what is Nightkillism?

Well, Nightkillism is the belief that the Olympian Gods, the Aztec Gods, Roman Gods, Hindu Gods, Yahweh, and all of the other gods and mystical creatures exist, or some shit like that. Also, God's penis is very tiny, and anyone can become a God. Also, Nightkill is the undisputed Emperor/Empress of India, and all who argue will die of AIDs I guess. The holy religious animal of Nightkillism is the cock.

So, I've told you about Nightkillism, but it's not like anyone really paid attention. :p
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:47 pm

Blazedtown wrote:How did you type that with your nose firmly pressed against Nightkill's colon?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:00 pm

Olthar wrote:Nightkill is so great that even the forum couldn't handle the sheer awesomeness and broke. Truly it is a miracle.


Grenartia wrote:*offers my anus to NK*

Take me, Nightkill!!!!
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:12 pm

New East Ireland wrote:The Final Post!

Night's milkshake brings all the Gods to the Church and they're like "It's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours!" :p
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:30 pm

Vortiaganica wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Anything not made from cow is acceptable.


So McDonalds beef burgers are fine, I assume?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:34 pm

Norstal wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You want your free hooker before it's too late?

Yes please.


This one represents His Nightkillness more.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:37 pm

Vortiaganica wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Your point? I am aware Uni is a female.


You know me well enough.

I once wrote a thousand word OP and posted on the IC ONCE.

ONCE.

In which I one-lined an explosion so that I wouldn't have to do work.

I don't NEED a point.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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