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Farnhamia
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Farnhamia » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:10 pm

Distruzio wrote:Socialism requires the State.

And this thread requires posting awesome quotes from other people.
Make Earth Great Again: Stop Continental Drift!
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water ...
"Make yourself at home, Frank. Hit somebody." RIP Don Rickles
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sucrati » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:12 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Distruzio wrote:Socialism requires the State.

And this thread requires posting awesome quotes from other people.


You quoted his post, therefore you thought it was awesome, you completed the detail that is required to post in this thread.
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Farnhamia
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Postby Farnhamia » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:13 pm

Sucrati wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:And this thread requires posting awesome quotes from other people.


You quoted his post, therefore you thought it was awesome, you completed the detail that is required to post in this thread.

Cute. I was chastising, not proclaiming his awesomeness. Anyway, he hardly needs my help for that.
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And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water ...
"Make yourself at home, Frank. Hit somebody." RIP Don Rickles
My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right. ~ Carl Schurz
<Sigh> NSG...where even the atheists are Augustinians. ~ The Archregimancy
Now the foot is on the other hand ~ Kannap
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Postby Old Vester » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:16 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Malgas wrote:Bread is a great conductor.

So is semen.

But you don't see me bragging about my lightning rod cock, do ye?
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:21 pm

Olthar wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:That sounds like some pretty heavy shit.

Yes, black holes do tend to have a lot of mass. Though, they're made of compressed, pure neutrons, not fecal matter.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:38 pm

Seperates wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have one. It's my room, and recognized by one government- me.

India had more on it's hands than it bargained for when it made you in a testube of curry, sperm, and kickass.
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Seperates
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Postby Seperates » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:43 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Seperates wrote:India had more on it's hands than it bargained for when it made you in a testube of curry, sperm, and kickass.

Damn right. I'm about to launch an invasion of the neighboring nation that does not recognize me. The Masturbation Kingdom of my Next Door Neighbor will pay for their crimes against the State.

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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Distruzio » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:03 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Distruzio wrote:Socialism requires the State.

And this thread requires posting awesome quotes from other people.


I never said that. I forgot where I saw it before.
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Farnhamia
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Farnhamia » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:43 am

Distruzio wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:And this thread requires posting awesome quotes from other people.


I never said that. I forgot where I saw it before.

I expressed myself poorly. The thread is meant to be a collection of quotes from other posters, not bumper-sticker political blurbs.
Make Earth Great Again: Stop Continental Drift!
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water ...
"Make yourself at home, Frank. Hit somebody." RIP Don Rickles
My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right. ~ Carl Schurz
<Sigh> NSG...where even the atheists are Augustinians. ~ The Archregimancy
Now the foot is on the other hand ~ Kannap
RIP Dyakovo ... Ashmoria (Freedom ... or cake)
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:00 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Distruzio wrote:
I never said that. I forgot where I saw it before.

I expressed myself poorly. The thread is meant to be a collection of quotes from other posters, not bumper-sticker political blurbs.



But if i sell the bumper stickers, I will make millions!
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Maltropia » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:11 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:I expressed myself poorly. The thread is meant to be a collection of quotes from other posters, not bumper-sticker political blurbs.



But if i sell the bumper stickers, I will make millions!

You'll drink to that.
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:12 am

Maltropia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

But if i sell the bumper stickers, I will make millions!

You'll drink to that.

Yes, but will he buy a round?
Make Earth Great Again: Stop Continental Drift!
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water ...
"Make yourself at home, Frank. Hit somebody." RIP Don Rickles
My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right. ~ Carl Schurz
<Sigh> NSG...where even the atheists are Augustinians. ~ The Archregimancy
Now the foot is on the other hand ~ Kannap
RIP Dyakovo ... Ashmoria (Freedom ... or cake)
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Postby Maltropia » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:15 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Maltropia wrote:You'll drink to that.

Yes, but will he buy a round?

For himself, maybe. Others, I think not.
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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:18 am

-St George wrote:
Simon Cowell of the RR wrote:Yah. They will all stand in a circle holding hands for a rousing chorus of Kumbaya. Then they skip into the sunset...

Hilarious. Ignorant. Assholish. Two of those words apply here.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:16 am

Esternial wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Actually, you have 8430.

That's the number of STD's you'll have when I'm done with you.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:03 am

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Mabye that wasn't too clear.

Okay, let's say Jesus and Lucifer had a baby...

Olthar and Cean? Makes me wonder who'd be the 'bottom' in that scenario. Heh.

Similar to the production of a halfbreed from the likes of Uncle Vlad, a hedonistic eldritch abomination, and Truth and Light, a boring normalstoic.

A horrid tentacle monster that drives it's nanny to the cold plains of madness, and has a knack for foreign languages.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:41 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:
Image

I just had an orgasm.
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Postby Astrolinium » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:38 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It will ruin your life.

So, how many of you mates are tropers? I'm quite a huge TV Troper myself, having started a TV Tropes page for one of my rps.

So, do you go on that site, and if you do, what tropes fit you?

For me

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Bi The Way
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Badass Bookworm: I am a taekwondo black belt. Only first-degree right now, but it fits.
Everything is Racist: Not really, I just like making jokes about it.
Celebrity Resemblance- According to my friends (even over the Internet, with people I've never met and who don't know anything about what I look like), I look like Raj from the Big Bang Theory. I have never seen this show.
Lovable Nerd
Adorkable
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:24 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Underium wrote:Do you have any idea how perverted that sounds?

You're talking to me. Do you know how perverted I am? No! You can't handle the level I'm on. I'm a freakin' animal! I'll blow your head off!
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:18 pm

Eliasonia wrote:
The Wild Northwest wrote:Until they almost tear your arm off.
I learned that the hard way.

You wouldn't have had that problem if you didn't touch it inappropriately.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Ovisterra » Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:24 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
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I see. Shit goes in, shit comes out.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:17 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Unicario wrote:Stalin and Tito be buddies


Stalin and Tito be buddies


Stalin and Tito be buddies


Stalin and Tito be buddies


Stalin and Tito be buddies


Image
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:17 pm

New East Ireland wrote:Only the Good Die Young in my pants.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:22 pm

New East Ireland wrote:At least D is honest.

Yeah, you won't get it without the context, but it still belongs here. :lol2:
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:14 pm

Rhodmhire wrote:
The Merchant Republics wrote:I actually haven't watched an episode in days. I've been busy of course, still. :? I think I beat it.


This isn't like smoking or drinking or having dirty sex with prostitutes every other night. You don't just "beat it" by not doing it for a while.
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