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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:16 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:A truly momentous occasion.

Here's to another 6140 pages of terrible roleplaying, inane chatter and cringe-worthy psuedo-cybering.

Cheers.

*Smashes bottle over the head of a gnome*

^ㅂ^ love you guys really ^ㅂ^
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Coffee Cakes
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:47 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:It's the helmet. I know. So slick, shiny and sexy...
Transnapastain wrote:CC!

Posting mod mistakes now are we?

Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:59 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:On the thread about animal religion:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:They worship me and make pilgrimages to my house.

I blessed the tiger that came to my Indian home with a divine tranq dart.

Damn right.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:20 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Meh, I bet Batman could out-detective him.

Batman is a 45 year old man that runs around in tights with a teenager at his side.

L is a 20 year old man that spies on girls, handcuffs himself to dudes, and eats junk food all the time.

I'd say they're equal.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:36 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Nah, Kirk just fucked the victim.

Before and after. ;)

Picard fucked the victim during the crime.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:12 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Robert Magoo wrote:Murder is bad.

Obviously you're just posting this insane, controversial position because you're a troll.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:48 pm

Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I wish to be a detective one day, or work with the FBI.

If you want to work for the FBI, then I don't see why you spend so much time training your critical thinking skills.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:25 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nature-Spirits wrote:Ouran Host Club.

Thought that said "Oral Host Club".
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:46 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Merchant Republics wrote:That I'm impossibly confused by life, sometimes.

WRONG!

Life is impossibly confused by you! That means you're winning.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:35 pm

Olthar wrote:
Volnotova wrote:
:o *Beats Olthar to death with a wet trout*

*Orgasms*
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Olthar
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Founded: Jun 23, 2010
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:27 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... Why are you asking Olthar?

Because he is smart.

It doesn't matter what the context is. This quote applies to every situation. Image
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Astrolinium
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Founded: Mar 05, 2011
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:29 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:I am drunk and that I love you all.



I love you too.
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:33 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I love you too.



Alcohol brings the love.
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Coffee Cakes
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:43 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its that kind of reward that keeps me posting.
Transnapastain wrote:CC!

Posting mod mistakes now are we?

Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
NSG Sodomy Club Member.
RIP WHYLT 11/14/2010-8/15/2011
Geniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.
Quotes Singing Contest of DOOM Champ. Softball
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:20 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its that kind of reward that keeps me posting.


I'll drink to that.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME
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Coffee Cakes
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:00 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:You need to rule with a drunken fist.
Transnapastain wrote:CC!

Posting mod mistakes now are we?

Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
NSG Sodomy Club Member.
RIP WHYLT 11/14/2010-8/15/2011
Geniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.
Quotes Singing Contest of DOOM Champ. Softball
NS Kart Reppy Kart.


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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:53 am

Nazis in Space wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS INDIA?
Not in Asia.


I dunno, it just made me giggle.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:02 am

Shakul wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Christian hardcore? :eyebrow:

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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:08 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Thegreatleo333 wrote:What in the world can you do for fun on this website? :blink:

Masturbate.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:29 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Habsburg Yugoslavia wrote:I want to be the Alexander the Great

Pfft.

I'll just smash the Ten Commandments over your head. :p
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Esternial
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Founded: May 09, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:58 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Shakul wrote:
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DJeesus!
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:29 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
India was also a generic term for the east. Writings from the time occasionally describe Chinese sailing vessels as being 'Indian junks'.


Sounds sexual.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:58 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Just one: How did you shoot me through your Internet connection?


It's actually very simple...I'm Harry Potter.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:22 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:Indeed they did.

DId your detestment of the losing anguish drive you ever to sweet success? Or were you left disconcerted and fancied nervous by life's unwillingness to bend to your power?


I'm 23 and posting regularly on NSG. Take a wild fucking guess.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Distruzio
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Founded: Feb 28, 2011
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Distruzio » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:09 pm

Socialism requires the State.
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Christ is King
Glorify Him

capitalism is not natural
secularism is not neutral
liberalism is not tolerant
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