The small and entirely worthless nation of Kalumba has had enough of people occasionally noticing we exist. Therefore we declare our indifference to all world affairs. We will continue to do what we wish and ignore you.
We will remain indifferent until we are granted anonymity from the outside world, bar from those who share our ideals and grievances.
God Save the King!
Signed- The Government of Kalumba under the eyes of the Almighty Lord