by Great Imperium Romanum » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:13 pm
by Yootopia » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:14 pm
Great Imperium Romanum wrote:So my fellow NSer's, I recently got back from holiday in Turkey, it was enjoyable, fun, the usual. But on my way home I was stopped by the security team after running my bag through that big X-Ray machine of theirs and lo-and-behold was the kitchen cutlery knife I had acidentally left in my school bag after using it for pack lunches. It showed up on the screen like a christmas tree, I was baffled, when we took it out however I immediatly recognised the encrusted Philidelphia cheese spread encrusted on it and my subsequent mistake.
Oh dear.
Anyway, they wrote down my pass port number, were mostly unconcerned and waved me on without further incident.
But what I am however intrigued about is that I took it through London, Gatwick security, through TWO X-Ray machines if I recall correctly, and onto the plane, where it sat withen easy reach of myself if I was determined on ruining mine (and everyone elses) holiday by hijacking the plane.
Is this odd? Or somewhat disturbing that for all their anti-terrorist measures they let me waltz through onto the plane with a knife?
I will be writing to the my government, and the airport, in due course to moan about it, but what does NS think about this?
by Maurepas » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:15 pm
by RoI2 » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:15 pm
by Dzvasdvsdv » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:15 pm
by GetBert » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:16 pm
by Vetalia » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:16 pm
by Buffett and Colbert » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:16 pm
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Great Imperium Romanum » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:19 pm
by Terraliberty » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:22 pm
by Buffett and Colbert » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:23 pm
Terraliberty wrote:Welcome to London Airport Security! You should see what I've got away with through Heathrow!! Nobody seems to care unless the tabloids have recently been on their case and then they're just over the top.
On the other hand... JFK, New York have trashed several padlocks on my suitcases and pointed guns at me twice due to a gameboy and some disposable razors.
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Mad hatters in jeans » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:24 pm
by Terraliberty » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:25 pm
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Terraliberty wrote:Welcome to London Airport Security! You should see what I've got away with through Heathrow!! Nobody seems to care unless the tabloids have recently been on their case and then they're just over the top.
On the other hand... JFK, New York have trashed several padlocks on my suitcases and pointed guns at me twice due to a gameboy and some disposable razors.
Unless you resisted them, I sincerely doubt this.
by Buffett and Colbert » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:28 pm
Terraliberty wrote:Buffett and Colbert wrote:Terraliberty wrote:Welcome to London Airport Security! You should see what I've got away with through Heathrow!! Nobody seems to care unless the tabloids have recently been on their case and then they're just over the top.
On the other hand... JFK, New York have trashed several padlocks on my suitcases and pointed guns at me twice due to a gameboy and some disposable razors.
Unless you resisted them, I sincerely doubt this.
I probably should have pointed out this was november 2001.
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by DrunkenDove » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:31 pm
by Ashmoria » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:35 pm
Great Imperium Romanum wrote:For extra info i'm six foot, slim, blond, blue eyed and relativly pale. So maybe in Turkey i'm a suspected ethnic minority eh?
It wasn't sharp, but I could still do some damage with it, gouge out peoples eyes and so on ect.
Also I forgot that NS's heights of intelletual thought are only matched by the depths of it's ignorance...
by Buffett and Colbert » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:39 pm
Ashmoria wrote:we also got to go through that person xray thingy where they see you "naked" and can be sure that you arent carrying anything bad onto the airplane. it was kinda cool.
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Natapoc » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:41 pm
Great Imperium Romanum wrote:So my fellow NSer's, I recently got back from holiday in Turkey, it was enjoyable, fun, the usual. But on my way home I was stopped by the security team after running my bag through that big X-Ray machine of theirs and lo-and-behold was the kitchen cutlery knife I had acidentally left in my school bag after using it for pack lunches. It showed up on the screen like a christmas tree, I was baffled, when we took it out however I immediatly recognised the encrusted Philidelphia cheese spread encrusted on it and my subsequent mistake.
Oh dear.
Anyway, they wrote down my pass port number, were mostly unconcerned and waved me on without further incident.
But what I am however intrigued about is that I took it through London, Gatwick security, through TWO X-Ray machines if I recall correctly, and onto the plane, where it sat withen easy reach of myself if I was determined on ruining mine (and everyone elses) holiday by hijacking the plane.
Is this odd? Or somewhat disturbing that for all their anti-terrorist measures they let me waltz through onto the plane with a knife?
I will be writing to the my government, and the airport, in due course to moan about it, but what does NS think about this?
by Ashmoria » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:42 pm
by Maurepas » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:42 pm
Ashmoria wrote:
why? its kinda cool. you know how after you take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and put your jacket onto the conveyor belt someone always says that they ought to make you go through security naked? now you DO except that you dont take your clothes off.
by Lunatic Goofballs » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:44 pm
Maurepas wrote:Ashmoria wrote:
why? its kinda cool. you know how after you take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and put your jacket onto the conveyor belt someone always says that they ought to make you go through security naked? now you DO except that you dont take your clothes off.
They always take away the fun part,
by EvilDarkMagicians » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:46 pm
by Mad hatters in jeans » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:46 pm
DrunkenDove wrote:Almost anyone can become a airport security guard. It requires no special training, education or abillities. Because of this, it is very badly paid. It's also very boring. The kind of people that end up doing badly paid and boring jobs are, in general, not very competent kinds of people. On top of this, that same person has more a chance of winning the lottery than catching a terrorist. They know this, at least subconciously. I suspect that most airport security people stop giving a crap about what people have in their hand luggage after about a fortnight on the job, which is why on pretty much every flight I've been on for the last two years, I've had something on me that I could potentially hijack the plane with.
Airport security is pretty much completely pointless. People don't not hijack planes because they have to face the mighty metal detector and x-ray machine, it's because they don't want to.
by Buffett and Colbert » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:47 pm
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Maurepas wrote:Ashmoria wrote:
why? its kinda cool. you know how after you take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and put your jacket onto the conveyor belt someone always says that they ought to make you go through security naked? now you DO except that you dont take your clothes off.
They always take away the fun part,
No kidding. Being seen naked without getting naked is like non-alcoholic beer; What's the point?
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Ashmoria » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:49 pm
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Maurepas wrote:Ashmoria wrote:
why? its kinda cool. you know how after you take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and put your jacket onto the conveyor belt someone always says that they ought to make you go through security naked? now you DO except that you dont take your clothes off.
They always take away the fun part,
No kidding. Being seen naked without getting naked is like non-alcoholic beer; What's the point?
You're got a point, there...
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