by Oyada » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:49 am
by Zwangzug » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 am
[12:31] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> REVEAL THYSELF
[12:32] <JavaGuest047> Hello to you too
[12:32] * Oliverry KILLS! JavaGuest047
[12:32] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs>
[12:33] *** D2R is now known as JavaGuest404
[12:33] * ESF hits Guest
[12:33] * JavaGuest404 cannot be found
<Bostopia> and nationalism is evil
Casari 6-2 Bazalonia (This score: 1 in -2481392685.9 chance; this result: 1 in -1093)
[09:22] <Oli> <TheHURD> to be (sein) is IRREGULAR! <-- that's a given: it's an irregular verb in most languages
[09:23] <LE> to be sane is irregular?
[09:23] <Oli> in #nssport, yes
[09:23] <zwangzug> in this chat room, yes
[09:23] <LE> heh
[09:23] <TheHURD> *lol*
[09:23] <TheHURD> I think in Turkish, it isn't
[09:24] <commerceheights> 14:19:12 <@Oli> in #nssport, yes 14:19:12 < zwangzug> in this chat room, yes <-- anyone have a photo finish camera?
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> oh
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> my
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> god
[10:19] <LE> http://www.foxnews.com/images/497121/0_ ... es_450.jpg
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> http://www.wikihow.com/Celebrate-Pi-Day
[10:19] <LE> 3.14159265358979323846264 iirc
[10:19] <LE> or could be 64246
[10:19] <LE> can't remember
[10:19] <LE> the last five
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> you're a nerd
[10:19] <Star|AtWorkHonest> kindly leave the chatroom
[10:20] <Sorth> .....
[10:20] <Zwangzug> 426264
[10:20] <Zwangzug> *46264
[10:20] <Kose|Turkiye> ....
[10:20] <Zwangzug> 3383
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> "have fun seeing how many things can be referenced with pi"
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> "Convert naturally circular things into radians like the hours on the clock. Instead of it being 3 o'clock, now it's 1/2*pi o'clock. Or, instead of it being 3 o'clock, convert the inclination of the sun into radians and describe that as the time."
[10:20] <Sorth> has a nerd ever been told to leave an internet chat room before?
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> we're geeks
[10:20] <Zwangzug> lol most likely, sad do say
[10:20] <Sorth> ah
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> he's just gone beyond that
[10:20] <Zwangzug> *to
[10:20] <Star|AtWorkHonest> i'm appalled
[10:20] <LE> Zwang surely outdid me
[10:20] <LE> 3383?
[10:20] <Zwangzug> yeah
[10:20] <Zwangzug> that's as far as I go
[10:21] <Star|AtWorkHonest> http://www.piday.org/million.php <-- knock yourselves out
[10:21] <Kose|Turkiye> Hey I aint a geek....
[10:21] <Sorth> "Just like normal people celebrate Valentine's Day" <-- they do?
[10:22] <Star|AtWorkHonest> # Get married on Pi Day, there's nothing more romantic than being married to the one you love at 1:59:26 PM on March 14th, to show that, like Pi, your love will continue forever... <--- they're making a fatal error here
[10:23] <Sorth> I think that would be when the futre wife/husband realises they've made a mistake and calls it off tbh
[10:23] <Star|AtWorkHonest> I was thinking more the 'assuming they have girl/boyfriends' thing
[10:23] <Sorth> hmm true
[10:23] <Star|AtWorkHonest> Pi approximation day is also celebrated, though less widely. In the international date format this is July 22 (22/7);
[10:23] <Star|AtWorkHonest> On Pi approximation day it may be nice to eat something that approximates to a pie, such as a Cornish Pastry.
[10:24] <Sorth> oooo I'll do that
[10:24] <Star|AtWorkHonest> excuses for pies, basically
[10:24] <Sorth> can't argue with that
[10:24] * Zwangzug attended a math tournament (shut up) on pi day several years ago
[10:24] <Zwangzug> the contestants got pie in their faces
[10:25] <Star|AtWorkHonest> Zwangzugattended a math tournament (shut up) <-- I totally saw that one coming
[10:25] <Star|AtWorkHonest> it was the 3383 that did it
by Krytenia » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:44 am
* NewTexxas waits for the first female winner to have steroids, testosterone and bull semen in her bloodstream
* Kry|Smoke is DEFINITELY going for cig now
<Sorth> have fun
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<Kry|Smoke> * NewTexxas waits for the first female winner to have steroids, testosterone and bull semen in her bloodstream <--- Wow, doping *and* bestiality.
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<Qutar> sorry what????!
<NewTexxas> must be one hell is a bestiality session if its in her bloodstream
<Sorth> :D
<Nethers> 'scuse me
<Nethers> but
<Nethers> what the fuck?
<NewTexxas> we're talking about the olympics
<NewTexxas> no wait. that sounds even more fucked up
<Nethers> oh my god
<Nethers> you animals
<QPeMA> thats not a demonstration event is it?
* Sorth bagsies donkey
<Nethers> I'm gone for about four minutes and you convert to beesiality
<Nethers> beastiality*
<Nethers> Can't I ever leave you guys alone?
* Nethers sighs
by Novar Ohan » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:48 pm
[00:38] * +Ainulindalion points out that good only prevails over Morgoth because all the RAWRHUGE good guys come down full of fire and wrath... and it takes all 14 of the Good gods to beat the 1 Evil god.
[00:39] <+Ainulindalion> Good is, for the most part, dumb and gulible in Tolkein.
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[00:39] <Alessa_Cadarea> Huh.
[00:40] <+Ainulindalion> Tolkein?
[00:40] <+Ainulindalion> No, that didn't do it.
[00:40] <Alessa_Cadarea> Maybe it was calling good dumb.
[00:40] <+Ainulindalion> Good is smart and wonderful?
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[00:40] <Alessa_Cadarea> Well, that's one of them.
[00:41] <+Ainulindalion> Good is smart and wonderful?
[00:41] <Alessa_Cadarea> Hrm.
[00:41] <+Ainulindalion> GOOD IS SMART AND WONDERFUL!
[00:41] <+Ainulindalion> Ow, my head hurts now.
[00:41] <Alessa_Cadarea> Saying it burns.
[00:42] <Alessa_Cadarea> Tolkein is the greatest writer who ever was, and his characterisations are absolutely flawless!
[00:42] <Alessa_Cadarea> Phew. I'd hate to live in a world where that worked.
[00:42] <+Ainulindalion> And no doubt he reigns in heaven at the left hand of God.
[00:43] * +Ainulindalion is glad that didn't work either.
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[00:43] <Alessa_Cadarea> ,,,
[00:43] <Alessa_Cadarea> Ainu.
[00:43] <+Ainulindalion> Fuck.
by Midlonia » Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:54 am
* +AirHippo doesn't like this car battery business. THinks he may do some ascaping of his own
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Not that I actually care, but he said 'in case you're thinking it, Alky's definately not going to be there' or some such.
* @Nathicana grins and sparks the clamps a bit.
* +AirHippo makes for the door!
<Vasilevs> Where IS Alky, by the way?
* Jim|Midlonia shoves it shut with his foot.
<@Nathicana> Bah. *kicks Melk inna shins*
* +AirHippo bites Jim. Mmm, plenty to eat there!
<+AirHippo> Because airhippos are omnivores, bitch.
* @Nathicana bzzzzots Hippo while he's distracted.
* +AirHippo ows!
<@Nathicana> Muahahahahahaha!
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<Jim|Midlonia> ALAK!
<+AirHippo> Damnit, this is what happens when you give women choice. Electrocution torture!
* Jim|Midlonia tackles the drow and hugs him to peices.
<Katt^Ori> Issa Alak
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Hello!
<Vasilevs> Lol, speak of the Alky.
<Jim|Midlonia> Wrong Alky.
* @Nathicana looks innocent and hides the jumper cables behind her back.
<Katt^Ori> HUGS ARE REQUIRED.
* +Alakantar_Aleanrahel oofs, is mashed, and hugs Jim
<Katt^Ori> Hey man. How's things?
* +AirHippo shrugs. What the hell. Gets out the riding crop; Nathi's been a bad girl.
* @Nathicana flees.
* +AirHippo grabs her with his whip, Indy-style.
* Jim|Midlonia sticks his leg out and trips Nathicana up, all the while sipping tea calmly.
* +Ranisath|Ctan watches AirHippo fail as riding crops aren't the right kinda whip?
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Eh, they're doing alright.
<+AirHippo> Ooh, lovely.
<@Nathicana> Those are only for use as a prop or in barrel racing, dammit!
* +AirHippo has two, Rani.
<+AirHippo> I have the whip and the crop. The whip travels with me always!
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Carry on then?
<+AirHippo> Danke!
* @Nathicana deftly ties Hippo up with his own whip then flees some more.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Nathi: Which ones?
* +AirHippo ascapes and uses one of those boleas thingies to tie Naffi's legs.
<@Nathicana> Riding crops. At least, they're not for use on me.
<@Nathicana> Or those either. OBJECTION! *points*
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Yes they are.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> You're tougher than most tanks, you can take it!
<+AirHippo> Well yes, they can just break your legs instead.
<@Nathicana> No, no, no. I don't play this side of things. It simply isn't done.
<+AirHippo> Egad.
* Rezo sneaks up to Nathicana, then surprise-spansk!
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Tell it to Hippo!
<Jim|Midlonia> Spansk?
<Rezo> Yes.
<Jim|Midlonia> You sent her to a small town in russia?
<Rezo> In russian
<@Nathicana> Owie!
<Vasilevs> LOL
* Vasilevs makes that an actual city in Taraland.
<Rezo> It were only light spansks!
* @Nathicana has tender skin, dammit. I bruise easily.
<Vasilevs> Actually, it's gonna be an entire colonial system
<Jim|Midlonia> "Spanski!"
<Rezo> Oh, just trust me. I have experience.
<Vasilevs> That's what a denizen of the system shall be called.
* +AirHippo uses fluffy handcuffs?
* +Ranisath|Ctan awws, does not spank Nathi.
<@Nathicana>
<Jim|Midlonia> What you use is a padded paddle.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Much as I might like to!
<@Nathicana> Naw. I dun like spankies.
Vasilevs names an Angstians the titular Duke of Spansk.
<Vasilevs> Angstian*
<+AirHippo> Or Spanskies, for that matter?
<Vasilevs> Span Skies... meh, naah.
<@Nathicana> Spansknaz?
<+Ranisath|Ctan> You should like them! They're good for you!
<Vasilevs> Spansksnaz... the special police units of Spansk \o/
<@Nathicana> heeheehee
<+AirHippo> Spansky Spanksnaz! The elite, stealthy secrect spanking force!
* Vasilevs sends them after Nathi.
* +Ranisath|Ctan spansk Nathi.
<Vasilevs> Armed with fluffy paddles.
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<+AirHippo> Thank god this won't make the quotes thread.
* @Nathicana heads for the hills.
<Jim|Midlonia> Won't it?
<@Nathicana> It better not.
* Jim|Midlonia whistles innocently as he fires up his word processor.
by New Naggoroth » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:11 pm
<Katsumi> TV... has changed. Content Controlled Viewers watch Content Controlled Programming produced by content controlled networks on Content controlled televisions.
<Katsumi> TV... has changed...
<Katsumi> </MGS4_Parody>
<Nathicana> They sorta airbrushed out the glass-cutter titties.
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> TV....TV never changes
by Uiri » Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:27 pm
[2009-09-08 19:23:54] <Antarctistan> hey
[2009-09-08 19:25:04] * Uiri facepalms
[2009-09-08 19:30:03] <Antarctistan> *falls asleep*
[2009-09-08 19:30:30] * Krytenia facepalms
[2009-08-26 15:49:10] <Asc> eating MSG has been proven to cause deficiencies in your mental capacities
[2009-08-26 15:49:20] <Uiri> that would explain Communism
[2009-08-26 15:49:21] <Leistung> monosodium glutamate has been proven to be hard to spell
[2009-08-26 15:49:55] <Leistung> XDXDXD
[2009-08-26 15:49:55] <Leistung> WIN
[2009-08-26 15:49:55] <MeneerOseato> Zomg
[2009-08-26 15:49:55] <MeneerOseato> Uiri wins the internets
<Franberry> a WA condemnation is more useless than an irl UN sanction
by Midlonia » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:18 pm
*Sigma|Moves has to go upstairs, that much shattering glass couldnt have been good
<Sigma|Moves> okay, dad is arranging all of his empty wine bottles in the front window and putting christmas lights in them. That was the sound of ten 1.5 liter wine bottles exploding
by Midlonia » Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:01 pm
<Jim|Midlonia> Your dad blew up 12 wine bottles the other day because he rather moronically put christmas lights on them, your car is about 12 seconds away from exploding. I'm surprised your underwear drawer doesn't randomly combust too
<@Scolopendra> The Free towel dance. I require a link to it.
<Jim|Midlonia> No
<@Scolopendra> C'mon.
<Sigma|> lucky me i don't own an underwear drawer
<Katt^Ori> that should never see the light of day
<Jim|Midlonia> That dance is buried in a vault never to be revealed again
<Jim|Midlonia> EVER
<@Scolopendra> Is it still on the Internet?
<Jim|Midlonia> No
<@Scolopendra> Then that makes it easy.
<Sigma|> everything is on the internet, we shall find it
<Jim|Midlonia> And the only remaining digital copy is on a USB stick under 30 feet of concrete
<@Scolopendra> That seems difficult to believe.
<Sigma|> its out there
* Freet must make a new one sometime
<Freet> though Id imagine it be a lot less amusing
* @Scolopendra was just going to trump it is all.
<Freet> Oh god...
<@Nathi|crashed> What. Going to come out on camera with a washcloth hanging over your wang? o.O
<Jim|Midlonia> With a Firefury towel dance?
<Jim|Midlonia> ....
* LE just re-entered the channel at the wrong time
<Jim|Midlonia> Remind me to kill you slowly for that mental image Nathi
<Jim|Midlonia> Very
<Jim|Midlonia> Slowly
<LE> thankfully I'm not eating anything
<Skeelzania> Well this converstation seems to have gotten interesting
<@Nathi|crashed> XD
* @Scolopendra knows exactly what he's gonna do.
* Alakantar_Aleanrahel sips his tea
<@Nathi|crashed> He could do a ghost impersonation with it. "Wooooooooo." *wigglewiggle*
* @Nathi|crashed runs like hell. SO damn fas.
<@Nathi|crashed> t
<Jim|Midlonia> OHGOD
<Freet> Justa skinny naked dude
@Nathi|crashed freaking FLEES!
<Jim|Midlonia> You do realise I'm gunna Quote Thread this
<Freet> why am I okay with this?
<@Nathi|crashed> Because everyone secretly wants Scolo?
<Skeelzania> Uhh. Back to killing Xenos, Alak?
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Sure!
<@Nathi|crashed> Wants him, wants to be him, you know how it goes.
<LE> ... what a way to start my 20th birthday >_<
<LE> jeez, brain bleach time
<LE> so... how about that local sports team?
<@Scolopendra> Woooooooooo.
<@Nathi|crashed> Haaaaaaaappy birthday LE. XD
<Sigma|> they suck
<Freet> Happy Birthday
<Sigma|> and happy birthday
* Freet celebrates by getting in his birthday suit
<@Scolopendra> Say 'Happy Birthday,' Little Ghostie!
<@Scolopendra> Happy Birthday! *wiggles*
<LE> oh dear god. XD
<LE> is that what you call it?
<LE> Little Ghostie?
<@Scolopendra> No, I don't give subsidiary components names.
<Sigma|> besides little ghostie
<@Nathi|crashed> Lil Camper. *nods and giggles* As in "Buck up, lil camper - we'll make it through yet!" *takes hard cover*
<@Scolopendra> Special case scenario for this period in time.
* LE chokes on his saliva
<@Scolopendra> muahahahahaha.
<doujin> Sigma|: Doesn't APM have a car? Take his
* Freet makes crude aerospace based innuendo
<Sigma|> nah
<LE> thanks for the birthday wishes though
<Katt^Ori> man this channel went from mildly amusing to childish right quick.
<@Scolopendra> Ramjet Thrust Cone?
<doujin> oh wow, nathi..
<Freet> Yeah, Happy Birthday azn
<Jim|Midlonia> viewtopic.php?f=4&t=14979&p=1146087#p1146087
* @Nathi|crashed puts this together with the AI bits, and such and figures it gives a whole new spin to the phrase 'ghost in the machine'.
<LE> James, that quote needs extending
<@Scolopendra> If that's the case, Nathi, then that brings a whole new meaning to the word "cyber"
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<@Nathi|crashed> Heh heh heh. LE said 'extending'.
<LE> >_<
<Sigma|> great, me saying i don't own an underwear drawer is immortalized
* @Nathi|crashed giggles
by Septentrionia » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:20 pm
by Septentrionia » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:30 pm
[19:09:36] <Tae> ?Nickserv IDENTIFY kosovoe
[19:09:40] <Tae> oh fuck
[19:09:41] * Vephrall is confused about now being used with a past tense
[19:09:41] <commerceheights> FAIL
[19:09:44] <Vephrall> ...
[19:09:51] <Bazalonia> ??
[19:10:46] * Tae est parti (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Starblaydia)))
[19:10:51] <Starblaydia> AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:10:54] * Tae (Mibbit@173-87-56-39.dr01.leol.pa.frontiernet.net) a rejoint #nssport
[19:11:05] <Starblaydia> That's awesome
[19:11:08] <Starblaydia> Tae, change your pw
[19:11:20] <Tae> yeah i know
[19:11:26] <Oli> but you don't now?
[19:11:35] * Starblaydia will try every couple of minutes to see if you've changed it
[19:11:37] * Tae est parti (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Starblaydia)))
[19:11:48] * Bazalonia stabs Star]
[19:11:49] * Vephrall high-fives Starblaydia
[19:11:49] <commerceheights> hey, that was less than one minute
[19:11:55] <Starblaydia> starting from then
[19:12:31] <Oli> so much hate for Tae
[19:12:36] <Oli> but it's great
[19:12:58] <Oli> msg nickserv identify urmomisadude
[19:12:58] <Vephrall> and this, kids, is why you must always proofread
by Czardas » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:09 am
Your mods, demonstrating the range and depth of topics we discuss in our Secret Headquarters wrote:01:11 <@Pythagosaurus> I also found my toenail 8)
01:11 <@Kryo> ...ew.
01:14 <@Katganistan> all of it? or a clipped off bit?
01:15 <@Pythagosaurus> a whole one
01:16 <ardchoille> I am not squeamish. I changed many a nappy without a qualm. I've held many a drunk's hair out of the way while they threw up. But there's something about Pyth's toenails -- toenail discussions, toenail-related memorabilia -- that is setting my teeth on edge.
01:16 <ardchoille> AN NO< I DON'T CHEW MY TOENAILS!
01:17 <@Kryo> num-num.
01:17 <@Kryo> I clip my toetails at the computer.
01:18 <@Kryo> Mainly to piss off my ball and chain since he thinks its gross
01:18 <Lunatic_Goofball> I don't clip my toenails at all. Soon, I will be able to ice skate. :)
01:18 <@Kryo> nice
01:22 <ardchoille> Must turn you into a sort of submarine-with-scythes in the mud slide.
01:23 <@Kryo> heh
01:23 <@Katganistan> I used to be able to bite my own toenails.... gross. And I'm not nearly that flexible anymore
01:24 <ardchoille> A form of Western yoga. :)
01:25 <ardchoille> We call this pose "The Important Meeting".
01:25 <ardchoille> (foot-in-mouth, geddit?)
01:25 <@Kryo> hah!
01:25 <@Kryo> ^_^
01:27 <Lunatic_Goofball> *checks*
01:27 <Lunatic_Goofball> Hey, I still can bite my toenails!
01:27 <ardchoille> Shuddup, Junior!
01:27 <@Pythagosaurus> no need to check here
01:28 * @Pythagosaurus can put his foot behind his head
01:28 <@Kryo> toenails are yummy
01:28 <ardchoille> I'm doing well if I can SEE my toenails.
01:29 <Lunatic_Goofball> Ech. Tastes like mushrooms.
01:29 <@Kryo> Not if you're fresh out of the bath...
01:29 <@Kryo> or in one for that matter.
01:30 <ardchoille> Other people's toenails are more fun.
01:30 <@Kryo> for painting
01:30 <ardchoille> In baths.
01:30 <Nerv|Teaching> Yup, really shouldn't wander into these things.
01:30 <ardchoille> That too.
01:30 <@Kryo> my husband's are often too long and they scratch
01:31 * Nerv|Teaching runs off to class, out of the reach of toenails
01:31 <Lunatic_Goofball> There's no escape.
01:31 <@Kryo> I can't decide what's worse, the long toe nails or the snoring...
01:32 <ardchoille> The Japanese probably have the toenail problem totally under cotrol.
01:32 <ardchoille> Also the Swedes.
01:33 <@Kryo> so... Fass doesn't have toenail problems? ^_^ lol
01:33 <Lunatic_Goofball> It's an interesting question, isn't it?
01:33 <@Kryo> Yes it is
01:33 <ardchoille> We should ask him, next time he shows up in Moderation.
Diving into the deep dish of puns wrote:11:05 <@Katganistan> I think I have a new goal in life....
11:05 <@Katganistan> to eat as much pizza as possible in as many places as possible, and Write A Book.
11:05 <Lunatic> Make sure the book has lots of pie charts. :)
11:05 <@Katganistan> LOL
11:06 <czardas> 11:05 <Lunatic> Make sure the book has lots of pie charts. :) <<< do you expect it'll be topping the bestseller lists?
11:06 <ardchoille> Max'll probably want a slice of the action, saucy devil.
11:06 <Lunatic> It'll definitely be a hot seller.
11:07 <ardchoille> Salty observations peppered with spicy pics and corny jokes
11:07 <@Katganistan> God, the puns around here are getting cheesy.
11:07 <czardas> Its popularity will mushroom, I predict.
11:09 <Lunatic> It'll capture a huge slice of the market.
James Exclaims: wrote:[18:37] <Jim|Midlonia> ITS ALL MELKS FAULT
[18:37] * Alakantar_Aleanrahel BLAMES
[18:37] * Webster FLAMES.
[18:38] * Pink MAIMS
[18:38] * barky GAMES
[18:38] * Sigma| TAMES
[18:38] * Jim|Midlonia SHAMES
[18:39] * Alakantar_Aleanrahel FRAMES
[18:39] * Webster NAMES.
[18:40] <barky> LAMES
[18:40] * Sigma| CLAIMS victory
Um... okay? wrote:[07:47] <Scolopendra> Images that should probably require seizure warnings are not appropriate as national flags. Please see the <a href="http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=13#p228">One-Stop Rules Shop ("Acceptable Flag Policy")</a>.
[07:47] <Scolopendra> RAAAAAAARRRRRRRR TAKE THAT BITCH
[07:47] <Scolopendra> HOPE YOU LIKE THE ABORIGINAL FLAG CUZ THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT NOW
[07:47] <Scolopendra> WHO DEY
[07:47] <Scolopendra> *ahem*
[22:46] <Awake-Kzintosh> Ham!
[22:46] <Webster> Ham?!
[22:47] <Nathicana> Haaaaaaaaam!
[22:47] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Ham?
[22:47] <Awake-Kzintosh> Hammmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[22:47] <Katsumi> What.... what the hell is this?
[22:48] * Awake-Kzintosh will get Katsumi used to being called Satsuma and will then get him used to being called Japorange.
[22:48] <Nathicana> Wot?
[22:48] <Nathicana> Satsuma?
[22:48] <Katsumi> I don't know what's going on anymore...
[22:48] <Awake-Kzintosh> Since we've already a Kat and "Katsumi" reminds me of "Satsuma"
[22:49] <Awake-Kzintosh> Or I can just call you Japorange right now :D
[22:49] <Webster> It's OK Satsuma, we're here for you.
[22:49] <Katsumi> The heck is a Japorange?
[22:49] <Awake-Kzintosh> A satsuma.
[22:49] <Awake-Kzintosh> Sats, that's what you can be :D
[22:49] <Awake-Kzintosh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsuma_%28fruit%29
[22:50] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Uhuh...
[22:50] <Awake-Kzintosh> Katsumi -> Satsuma -> Sats
[22:50] <Awake-Kzintosh> Job done.
....
[23:14] <Awake-Kzintosh> YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, SATS. *hugs tight*
[23:15] <Awake-Kzintosh> EXACTLY DOWN TO EVERY DETAIL INCLUDING PUBIC HAIR FOLLICLE PATTERN.
[23:15] <Katsumi> Oh god what.
[23:15] <Webster> Wait, what?
[23:15] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> ...
[23:15] <Katsumi> I think I need to lie down.
by Reploid Productions » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:55 am
<+Firefury> Genocide is fun for the whole family!
<+Ranisath|Ctan> I suppose it could be worse. He could be using a drill. While humping someone.
<Tsaraine> OH GOD HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MINDBURN AARFGH
* Tsaraine beats Kajal with a rolled-up copy of Proposition Eight.
* +Firefury smites Tsar for using toxic weaponry
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Hikes are for BIG MANLY MEN.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Like me.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> And Fury.,
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Not you.
<Hive_Fleet_Sicarius>
<+Mei_Ikari> What if a sniper could fire a bullet that changed course in mid-flight, to hit its target? <-'Then you'd have a missile, fuckwit.'
<Kaenei> Your information control is fail becuase your closest henchmen were waivered and corrupted.
<Kaenei> Your forces are weak, disorganised. Your revolution has failed.
<slybrarian> Wait, I have henchmen?
<Kaenei> The Kiwi and his underling, Alak.
<Tsaraine> Wait, I have an underling?
<Kaenei> When you've got a penis that requires its own nose gear, you're damned ride.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Do you really want a nonstop penis service to Cleveland though?
<Kaenei> Set flaps to PHWOARTY, and prepare for descent ... to ORGASM!!!
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Descent to orgasm? Always been described as a rise to me.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Maybe it's just so dull that it goes around the world and reaches orgasm going the completely opposite way. A Columbus Orgasm!
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Assuming of course that you don't run into a completely uncharted sex continent along the way.
<Tsaraine> What, you mean he aims for somewhere entirely different and reaches it by mistake?
* Firefury was all o_O and then >8F and then O_O! and then T_T
<RobCoPacktron> i could retaliate, of course, with a new zealand sheep fucking joke...but thats just to easy.
<Tsaraine> Yes. Besides, everyone knows that that's the *Australians*.
<RobCoPacktron> thats not what the australians say
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Now now now.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> We all know the /Welsh/ fuck sheep.
<RobCoPacktron> maybe the two countries should have a sheep fuck-off to settle it...the welsh can come too
<RobCoPacktron> just run em through the rinse cycle a few times
<Tsaraine> Are we talking about embryo selection here or infanticide?
<@Firefury> Racial BS like that is one thing I don't tolerate. So yeah, he's voted off the wedding.
<@One> Vote? There was no VOTE.
<@One> My wedding is not a democracy!
<@One> My wedding is a DICTATORSHIP!!
<@One> </bridezilla>
<Kaenei> Everyone gets to be giant robots and magic users and I get to be nothing.
<Tsaraine> I said I didn't know.
<Tsaraine> That doesn't mean you get to be nothing. Heck, you get to decide for yourself.
<Tsaraine> Or if you really want me to decide for you, you can be Captain Caledonia, master of the bagpipe gun.
<Tsaraine> I'm having trouble imagining a snowman rapist.
<+Firefury> It'd be a bit ineffective, given snow melts, y'know? I mean, maybe a blunted icicle or something, but still...
<+Kajal> Well he just needs to be quick.
<Tsaraine> I scrub and scrub but I can still feel his hands! His cold, cold hands ...
<@Fris> Max is the legendary but unknown author of several excellent books of political satire
<Max> I'm not sure you can be legendary AND unknown
<Max> but I'll TAKE IT
<@Fris> picky picky
<@Scolopendra> Yes, yes I am. Words are an imperfect method of information transfer and so semantics are important.
<Max> My foot will imperfectly transfer information to your butt in a minute
* +Katganistan tacklehugs Tsar in her monkey pajamas....
<+Katganistan> And how he got in my pajamas, I'll never know! *rimshot*
<Tsaraine> Baby, I am the Kat's pajamas!
<@Awake-Kzintosh> EXPLOSIONS BY MICHAEL BAY
<@Awake-Kzintosh> MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS
<@Awake-Kzintosh> BOOM BLAM SPLAM BAYSPLOSION
<@Awake-Kzintosh> boomSPLOSIONS
<@Awake-Kzintosh> BO-BAM-BLAST-BAY-KPEWWWW
* @Awake-Kzintosh Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
<+Firefury> Apparently Scolo baysploded his IRC
<Tsaraine> Instead of a war, they should have just got Al-Sahaf and Karl Rove to have a spin doctoring competition, see who can lie the hardest. Whoever wins gets a free washing machine.
<Tsaraine> And then they should have got the head Taliban guy to debate religion with Fred Phelps. Either both their heads would explode or they'd start making out like randy teens.
* Tsaraine sends a porcupine to have unwelcome carnal relations with Karma.
<+Katganistan> last week Scolo thinks I'm a furry, this week, Mei thinks I'm a lesbian. Fun times. ^_^ I must live SUCH an interesting life and I'm NOT AWARE OF IT!
<Tsaraine> Nah, Mei just sees lesbians everywhere. He has lesbian tinted glasses.
<Tsaraine> And then he gets a harem (a literal harem, mind) of teenage sex kittens and has creepy BDSM sex with them until Ringo decides to advance the plot a little by acquiring a new slutty teenage girl to add to aforesaid harem.
* +Firefury <( . . . )
<+Firefury> What the fuck did I walk in on? O_o
<@Awake-Kzintosh> My penis was too big. It broke my cable modem.
<+Zero_X> Why were you sticking your penis in the modem?
<+Firefury> And just what were you doing to the poor cable modem, hm?
<@Awake-Kzintosh> YOU NEED A HOLY GHOST ENEMA
<+Katganistan> Get that thing away from me!
<+Katganistan> You're not stickin' no ghost up MY butt!
<@Erastide> there's a question in technical about the RSS feed, anyone know anything about if it's working with the new server?
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Back in my day, I had to read all my goddamn websites myself.
<@Awake-Kzintosh> Didn't have any fancy-pants technology to prompt me.
<Tsaraine> Now to recongeal myself as a giant glowing blue man. <@Awake-Kzintosh> WITH AN ENORMOUS PENIS
* @Solid-Kzintosh is a fuckin NINJA CRATE
<+Firefury> Jolt sucks syphillis penis.
<@Engineer-Kzintosh> Jolt has chicken herpes.
<Tsaraine> Also THANK YOU NOT AT ALL for that mental image Fury.
<@Engineer-Kzintosh> CHANCRES!
<Sirocco> I get shouted a lot for charging in and dying/ running in front of her and riddling myself in her bullets/ sticking grenades to myself/etc.
<Katsumi> http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/K ... rglow3.jpg <=== I seem to have trouble making engine blocks look like anything other than giant dicks.
<Katsumi> *BRICK!
<Katsumi> *BRICKS!
<Katsumi> I MEANT TO SAY GIANT BRICKS!
* +Firefury stabs Rezo. With a fax machine.
* +Ainu[DinnerFood] takes the fax machine and beats Kaj over the head with it.
* Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
<Aralonia> Wait a minute, hang on, something broke there
<Aralonia> ...oh god what did I just type
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> ...wait...
<Kajal|G1> you like fax machines too much, Aralonia
<Aralonia> IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT FAX MACHINE IS LIKE THAT
<Aralonia> I-I-I-I MEAN... STUPID FAX MACHINE! ALWAYS BEING USELESS, SO STUPID
<+Ainu[DinnerFood]> You just used Kaj as a sex toy for a machine.
<|Karma|> geese juggling!
<Kandarin> Hey, geese juggling is something we can all get behind.
<Kandarin> It's not hard to see how the Almighty could approve of it too.
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> I think God does it when he's bored
+Kajal derezzes Tsar
<Tsaraine> Is that the same as Lay Undead?
<+Katganistan> Kinky
<Tsaraine> Hey, if Kajal wants to sleep with zombies, that's between him and the hideous lurching corpses he molests.
<+Kajal> ...
<+Kajal> why did I click that?!
<Tsaraine> If that can hurt your brain, you're practically an internet virgin.
* +Alakantar_Aleanrahel washes Kajal's eyes out with goatse
<+Kajal> thank you!
<+Kajal> That's more tolerable.
<Tsaraine> ... You are a strange man.
<Tsaraine> Man, being a castration fetishist must be tough. You can only do it the once.
* FuryAFK|BuggingOne is now known as Firefury
* +Ranisath|Ctan cockblocks Kajal
<+Firefury> ... What did I walk in on?
* @Scolopendra and Kajal share an unethical hug
<@Eating-Kzintosh> mmmm steak
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel>
<+Firefury> Dead cow is yummy!
<Tsaraine> Bovine muscular tissue!
* +Kajal had dead fish.
<+Kajal> halibut!
* +Alakantar_Aleanrahel is having ribs.
<+Firefury> Yay dead things!
<@Scolopendra> This suits the Timperial Penal Legion.
<@Scolopendra> hee hee hee penal legion
<@Scolopendra> sounds like penis lesion
<Nathicana> Timperial Penis Lesions: The latest in shore leave malignancies. *flee*
<@Scolopendra> Timperial Penis Lesions: Burn the Timperator, and he'll make it burn when you pee.
<Tsaraine> God, you two are adoooorable. Like a pile of kittens painted with pure evil.
<@Scolopendra> Pure evil paint? Is it satin or matte or gloss?
<@Scolopendra> Satin, of course.
<@Scolopendra> We are BLESSED BY SATIN
<Tsaraine> *groans at the pun*
<@Scolopendra> Tsar, you have no one to blame for that one but yourself.
<Tryle Enderor> here's a conundrum: why can't we mount the lasers to the lasers? you always hear about mounting lasers on other things, but why not on each other?
<Sirithil> Why, you could have an entire ship composed of lasers daisy-chained off of other lasers. Laser-armed laser lasers, with lasers.
<Tsaraine> Alak; then go to Russia and cobble some together out of spare parts. Honestly, all you need is a good hand with a needle and a lightning storm.
<@TheCentipedeNaps> Tsar, I know you're talking about Frankenstein's Monster but I just think of making Russian brides out of old rusted Soviet tractor parts when I read that.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> Admit it. Some kind of transformer that turns into a plane would be Kae's ideal mate.
<+Ranisath|Ctan> But I can't imagine Alak marrying Starscream.
<@Scolopendra> It's the Bayverse.
<@Scolopendra> Everything is made of explodium and boobs.
<@Scolopendra> YOU HAVE NOT TASTED MY JESUS
<+Mei_Ikari> I BITE INTO YOUR JESUS
<+Mei_Ikari> THEN I PUT ON MY CAPE AND WIZARD HAT
<@Mei_Ikari> If you recuse himself because of his bullshit, you just tell him he's right.
<@Mei_Ikari> If you punch him in the scrotum you tell him he's right but you also get to punch him in the scrotum!
<@Euroslavia> so I read the title of "Too many cooks spoil the broth" on the top 5 threads on the left-hand side, and thought it was "Too many cooks spoil the brothel". xD
<@Pythagosaurus> nope, but too many cocks maybe
<@Scolopendra> I did jumping jacks and ran across the pool a few times.
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Scolo is Jesus?
<@Scolopendra> Fine, I ran -through- the pool.
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> You're Moses?
<@Scolopendra> Do you really want me to have Foreigner Annihilation Breasts?
<Kajal> well I was thinking more gunbreasts or knifebreasts or clawbreasts.
<@Scolopendra> Boobs that could pop open and release a Macross cloud of anime missiles would be kind of cool.
<@Scolopendra> Venezuelan Rugby.
<@Scolopendra> It's played with strapon drill tits of steel.
<@Scolopendra> It's a real man's sport.
* Melkor melts and gurgles
<Melkor> I... hate...you... all
<@Scolopendra> Quick, MegaMei, shoot MelkMan with the FURRY ASS
* @Mei_Ikari fires!
<@Scolopendra> It's his weakness!
* +Euroslavia grabs Firefury and Scolo too
* +Firefury eeps!
<@Scolopendra> EURO DO NOT GRAB MY SPECIAL PLACE I NEED AN ADULT
<Kandarin> Where are we going to find one of those?
* @Scolopendra hops into Fury's arms.
<@Scolopendra> EURO IS A BAD MAN HE GAVE ME A BAD TOUCH AND I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE AND I THINK HE MAY BE CATHOLIC
* @Scolopendra bawws.
* @Scolopendra makes sure Nathi is out
<@Scolopendra> Nathi's oooolllllld
<@Scolopendra> It's okay, Euro, we love you.
<@Scolopendra> In a wholly platonic way.
<@Scolopendra> That's 100% legal in the state of Georgia
<Rezo> Why shouldn't combat robots have sex drives?
<Kandarin> But sex drive is an integral part of robotic structural integrity.
<Kandarin> Everyone knows that industrial automation couldn't have happened without sweet titanium love.
<Leach Islands> i thought at least the internet would provide shelter
<Scolopendra> The Internet is not like a big bomb shelter that you can just hide in. It's more like a series of train tracks to get run over on.
<+Mei_Ikari> 'There is no way you could possibly comprehend what you are seeing anyway.' 'Yes I can.' 'Let me create a suitably evil bio-mechanical towel to throw at you.'
* +Katganistan rubs meat tenderizer all over her legs
<TheHiveWatchesMatchOfTheDay> <=O=>
<@Scolopendra> KLINGON BATTLECRUISER DETECTED
<@Scolopendra> FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOES
<@Scolopendra> =_o * * *
<TheHiveWatchesMatchOfTheDay> []=<___()___>=[]
<Kaenei> I'm going to request the FUCK out of you! (See how the capitalisation makes it all the more weird and unsettling?)
<@Scolopendra> Tom Cruise is a celebrity, but the person who is identified as Tom Cruise isn't Tom Cruise, it's someone who's taken the role of Tom Cruise... with strategic brain damage.
<+Helen_Ikari> No, that's Tom Cruise with the brain damage
<Mei_Ikari> ENTER THE COMPETITION OR I WILL GAY YOU UP THE ASS
<Webster> This can only end badly.
<@Scolopendra> Every location on the planet gets a budget of Natural Suck, and each location spends it differently.
<@Scolopendra> Southern California spends its budget in big flashy events, leaving the rest of the time clear for beautiful weather.
<@Scolopendra> Scotland, on the other hand, spends a little bit each day to maintain a steady level of crap weather.
<@Mei_Ikari> Well, obviously. Conservatives made Jesus up just so they could crucify him for being Jewish!
<@Mei_Ikari> And because Gaius Bushus III was in with the cross-making and nail industries!
* Bazalonia punches Skeelz in the face
<Ainulindalion> * Alarms go off. Police appear. Shoot Baz dead.
* Bazalonia dies happy knowing he has punched Skeelz
<Ainulindalion> Huh. You must be a real bastard, Skeeks, if the opportunity to punch you in the face is worth dying for.
<@Scolopendra> Someone got in the way of his art and therefore wanton property destruction was in order.
<Mangala> I like that. Why should artists suffer for their art? they should make OTHERS suffer for it, hehehe.
<Maurepas> What happens when you get several fictional nations together? They attempt to kill eachother over a fictional cult whilest talking like pirates, lol
<The_Serene_Union_of_Kaenei> Hooray! My miniscule authority upset someone! I'm part of the Problem at last.
<Tsaraine> There is a special convent for the chain-smoking booze-swilling rocket launcher-wielding combat nuns.
* @Scolopendra Quit (Quit: I'm pretty sure though that turning my crotch into the Box of Pain from Dune will not be replicated without good cause.)
<@|Karma|> RARAREAREAD
<@Scolopendra> No more caffiene for Karma.
<@|Karma|> I had a glass of water.
<@|Karma|> it was watery.
<@|Karma|> someone should do something.
<@|Karma|> I mean
<@|Karma|> it's all watered down.
<Kaenei> And, "I AM THE COCK OF THE PROPHET."
<Kaenei> "PENIS CANNON DETECTED" *COCKTHRUST* MY BASE! MY MEN! MY TANKS! NOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
<+Nathicana> You know, making sex sound like a full-on frontal assault is probably not the most endearing of methods.
<@Scolopendra> Just so long as no one affixes bayonets
<Kryo|AFK> I wonder if I could scare him off if I brought up the topic of yaoi/shounen-ai and asked if he was a seme or uke...
<@Mei_Ikari> Ask him if he has a skunk fursuit or if he's more a zebra kinda guy.
<@Mei_Ikari> Structure your sentences so every fourth word is 'yiffing.'
<@Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Weaponized yaoi... this could be interesting
<@Mei_Ikari> The n-uke?
<Kryo|AFK> ^_^
<@Mei_Ikari> 'Oh, tritium-sempai, we must not be seen colliding this way!' 'Take it like a bitch, deuterium.'
<Nathicana> Memo: You are not to conduct psych experiments on the students, kthxbai.
<One_Amahira> Damn those mutant neutrinos.
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> Behold the latest in military technology: the douchebag-seeking crustal crack
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> 45:45 - Douchebag-seeking crack is upgraded to antivehicle grade
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> Recommended counter: throw the douchebag out of the car
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> 1:34:11 - The White House is crushed by USS JOHN F KENNEDY CV-67, emblematic of the United States being crushed by the military-industrial complex.
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> Oh, and AIRCRAFT CARRIER DISASTER
<+Slybrarian> Why is the carrier in question in a place where it can be disastered?
<+Slybrarian> I'm just saying that if I were on the crew of that ship, I'd rather not be anywhere near the crumbling continents full of douchebag-seeking cracks.
<@TheCentipedeApocalypsizes> THE NORTH POLE IS IN WINSCONSIN.
<Bazalonia> tis more realistic than green and not as combustion implying as red
<Pink> I read that as "tits more realistic than green"
<Sunset> ...stare. <Sensori> Tits are always more realistic than green!!
<@Scolopendra> There's Always Masturbation (TM)
<Tsaraine> Ehh ... I live in a flat with a bunch of other people. That'd be creepy.
<+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Mmm....raw ground beef
<Tsaraine> Aaand now I had better go give the chickens their dinner. And pull some vegetables for my own dinner!
<@Pythagosaurus> you have chickens?
<@Pythagosaurus> did you rent them?
<Melkor> that is the coolest thing ever
<Melkor> I had no idea a NS mod actually had chickens
* Helen_Ikari is now known as Helen|ScrewYouCoffeeMaker
<Kajal> I unno, that might leave burns twixt the nethers.
<+Firefury> S'gonna be a long batch... I've got several months worth of quote file to look through XD
<Tsaraine> Try to express the natural superiority of my dignity and grace.
<+Firefury> Well I know what I'll be ENDING this batch with
<Kajal> orly
<Kajal> is it something I said about penises?
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Krytenia » Tue May 18, 2010 5:55 pm
[01:54] <Mark_Olic> OOC: Isn;t Carlos dead?
[01:54] |<-- CarlosCueto has left irc.esper.net (Quit: Client Exited)
by Zwangzug » Sun May 23, 2010 6:53 pm
[20:02] <Jenny> <Erik_the_Red> omg guise luk nuther land
[20:03] <Jenny> <King_Harald> dood wtf r u talking about
[20:03] <Unreal229> Vikings got to America before the Amerindians
[20:03] <Jenny> <Erik_the_Red> i found land over ther dood
[20:03] <Jenny> <King_Harald> wtf r u high
[20:03] <Unreal229> XD
[20:04] <Jenny> this has been vikings-as-if-they're-teenagers-on-IRC
[20:04] <Zwangzug> If the Minnesota Vikings get anywhere first, it's either because it's a scandal
[20:04] <Zwangzug> or because they are building up a lead, only to choke
[20:04] <Jenny> Stay tuned for next week when we mock Harold Godwinson
[20:04] <Weegies> <Skraelings> STFU N00B
[20:05] <Unreal229> not 1066 England next? :(
[20:05] <Jenny> * King_Harald has kicked Skraelings from #vikings (stfu)
[20:05] <Jenny> <King_Harald> lul pwnt
[20:05] <Jenny> whoops the king ain't opped
[20:06] <Unreal229> maybe the irc client doesn't show opped and voiced on that
[20:06] <Weegies> * Skraelings has kicked Vinland_Settlement from #america (trolling)
[20:06] <Unreal229> like mine
[20:07] <Jenny> * Christopher_Columbus has joined #america
[20:07] <Jenny> <Christopher_Columbus> yo wassup
[20:08] <Jenny> * Jamestown_Settlement has left #america (disease)
[20:08] <Jenny> <Spanish_Governor> lul
[20:08] <BazAtWork> chatzilla doesn't
[20:08] <Weegies> * Native_Americans is now known as Indians
[20:08] <Jenny> <King_Charles_V> stfu and get me silver
[20:08] <Oli> XD
[20:08] <Jenny> <Spanish_Governor> o sry
[20:08] <Virabia> * Indians is now known as Savages
[20:09] <Weegies> <Sir_Francis_Drake> dood i need some of that
[20:09] <Jenny> * Rebellious_Peasants is now known as Martin_Luther
[20:09] <Jenny> <Martin_Luther> stfu pope
[20:10] <Jenny> * King_Charles_V has been kicked out of #HolyRomanEmpire by Martin Luther (catholic)
[20:10] <Zwangzug> <Pope> Stfu Luther
[20:10] <Oli> <Jenny> * King_Charles_V has been kicked out of #HolyRomanEmpire by Martin Luther (catholic) <-- that is so Bos-like XD
[20:10] <Jenny> * King_Charles_V has joined #HolyRomanEmpire
[20:10] <Jenny> <King_Charles_V> wtf was that for
[20:10] <Jenny> <King_Charles_V> how did u get opped
[20:10] <Zwangzug> NETSPLIT!
[20:10] <Unreal229> are you suggesting that Bos is secretly Martin Luther?
[20:11] <Jenny> <King_Charles_V> this is my channel
[20:11] <Weegies> * Schmalkaldic_League has been kickedout of #HolyRomanEmpire by King_Charles_V (lolprods)
[20:11] <Unreal229> lol Zwang
[20:11] <Zwangzug> * #HolyRomanEmpire is now known as #BunchOfPrincipalities
[20:11] <Unreal229> XD
[20:11] <Oli> hahahaha
[20:11] =-= Jenny has changed the topic to “WC51 RP t=50772 rosters t=50773 | BoF38 UDZ-MOU-UNI | CoH42 MIL-VPH-UIR | WGPC X JGV Quali | AOCAF Cup 29 MD2 | http://tinyurl.com/IRCcountdown | Congrats to Arch on his modship! | <@Oli> GET CAMCAM IN HERE | #nssport is now known as the Retelling of entire history of Europe”
[20:12] <Weegies> Gustavus_Adolphus has joined #BunchOfPrincipalities
[20:12] <Jenny> * King_Charles_V is now known as King_Phillip_II
[20:12] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> wtf y r u revoltin
[20:12] <Weegies> <Gustavus_Adolphus> Dude, my channel now
[20:12] <Jenny> <William_of_Orange> dood y r u forcin me 2 be cathlic
[20:13] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> b/c im king bitch
[20:13] <Jenny> <William_of_Orange> orite
[20:13] =-= Virabia is now known as Lost_American
[20:13] * Unreal229 is literally revising this stuff :D
[20:13] <Jenny> * William_of_Orange changes topic to 'Welcome to #Netherlands | Open Revolt!'
[20:13] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> WTF
[20:13] <Oli> XD
[20:13] * Lost_American is lost in Euro-History
[20:14] <Jenny> <Queen_Elizabeth> o lol want help
[20:15] <Jenny> <William_of_Orange> kk
[20:15] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> oky u ded nao
[20:15] <Jenny> * King_Philip_II has been kicked out of #Netherlands by William_of_Orange (lulpwnt)
[20:15] <Jenny> * King_Phillip_II has joined #England
[20:15] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> okay lizzzy u ded
[20:16] <Jenny> <Queen_Elizabeth> orly com and get me
[20:16] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> yarly
[20:16] <Zwangzug> <Lord_Nelson> nowai
[20:16] <Weegies> Spanish_Armada has been kicked out of #England by Sir_Francis_Drake (you and whose army?)
[20:16] <Oli> * Grand_Armada has left #England (sinked :()
[20:16] <Zwangzug> er, wrong battle, sorry :(
[20:16] <Jenny> * King_Phillip_II has been kicked out of #England by Queen_Elizabeth (lol see i sed so)
[20:17] <Jenny> * King_Phillip_II has rejoined #spain
[20:17] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> WTF IS HAPPENING
[20:17] <Unreal229> when does Sorth bash open some Spanish guy's head?
[20:17] <Jenny> <Inquisition> lets kill al o dem
[20:17] <Weegies> Queen_Elizabeth quit (dead)
[20:17] <Jenny> <King_Phillip_II> ya gud idea
[20:18] <Jenny> Okay, I went a bit overboard with this :P
[20:18] <Unreal229> no
[20:18] <Unreal229> you should continue
[20:18] <BazAtWork> lol
[20:19] <Oli> yeah :D
[20:19] <Jenny> okay, what period of history do you want next? :P
[20:19] <Oli> the period where France surrenders
[20:19] <Zwangzug> we're up to...is it about time for the scientific revolution/enlightenment?
[20:19] <Oli> oh wait... that's EVERY periods :(
[20:19] <Oli> period*
[20:20] <Zwangzug> ApplesGuy is now known as Isaac_Newton
[20:20] <Weegies> James_VI_and_I has joined #England
[20:20] <Weegies> <James_VI_and_I> hop non of u guys are witches
[20:20] <Unreal229> how's about Rome late republic onwards, Yaf
[20:20] <Zwangzug> *Isaac_Newton has a headache :/
[20:20] <Weegies> Not yet
[20:20] <Weegies> we're in the early 16th c
[20:20] <Weegies> <Charles_I> RIGHT THIS IS MY CHANNEL N00BS
[20:21] <Weegies> <Parliament> With respect, Charles, we have ops too
[20:21] <Jenny> isn't it great htat I turned in my textbook last week? :P
[20:21] <Jenny> * Henry has quit #France (im ded)
[20:21] <Weegies> Charles I has kicked Parliament from #England
[20:22] <Weegies> Parliament rejoins #England
[20:22] <Zwangzug> <Parliament> MODBOOZE!!
[20:22] <Jenny> <Bourbon_Family> omg im in charge nao
[20:22] <Weegies> <Parliament> Dudenotfunny
[20:22] <Jenny> <Guise_Family> no i am
[20:22] <Jenny> <Catherine_Di_Medici> stfu i am
[20:22] <Weegies> <New_Model_Army> right, that's it
[20:22] <Jenny> <Huguenots> stfu
[20:23] <Jenny> <Catherine_Di_Medici> STFU PROTESTANTS
[20:23] <Jenny> * Catherine_Di_Medici has set mode +m
[20:23] <Weegies> Charles_I quit (hedsaybyebye)
[20:23] <Jenny> * Catherine_Di_Medici has set mode -v Huguenots
[20:23] <Jenny> * Huguenots is now known as Henry_of_Navarre
[20:23] <Zwangzug> Parliament has set move +v Oliver_Cromwell
[20:24] <Jenny> * Chanserv has set mode +v Henry_of_Navarre
[20:24] <Zwangzug> *Henry has joined
[20:24] <Oli> +o, you mean :P
[20:24] <Weegies> Oliver_Cromwell has set mode -v Levellers
[20:24] <Zwangzug> * /msg nickserv identify Hey, /I'm/ Henry!
[20:24] <Jenny> <Henry_of_Navarre> guise lets not fite
[20:24] <Jenny> <Guise_Family> lol r u talking 2 me
[20:24] <Zwangzug> * /msg nickserv identify No, me!
[20:25] <Jenny> * Catherine_Di_Medici has quit #France (ded)
[20:25] <Jenny> * Chanserv has set mode +o Henry_of_Navarre
[20:25] <Jenny> <Henry_of_Navarre> LOL IM KING
[20:25] <Jenny> <Guise_Family> im guna leave if u dnt cnvrt
[20:25] <Zwangzug> <Henry> :(
[20:26] <Jenny> <Henry_of_Navarre> kk
[20:26] <Jenny> * Henry_of_Navarre is now known as Henry_VI
[20:26] <Jenny> <Henry_VI> gud nao?
[20:26] <Jenny> <Guise_Family> nt rly but kk
[20:26] <Jenny> <Ronald_Reagan> LOL IM HERE
[20:26] <Jenny> <Henry_VI> wtf
[20:27] <Jenny> * Henry_VI has set mode +anachronism Ronald_Reagan
[20:27] <Jenny> okay now I actually need to do work
[20:27] <Jenny> as hard as that is to imagine :P
[20:27] <Unreal229> :(
[20:27] <Weegies> *History_Monks have kicked Ronald_Reagan from #EarlyModernPeriod (go back to #post1945, n00b)
[20:28] <Zwangzug> *Henry has quit #France (/GHOST command used by Henry)
[20:28] <Lost_American> * Ronald Regan joins #republicangods
[20:29] =-= Lost_American is now known as Virabia
[20:29] <Weegies> <Ronald_Reagan> awfully lonely up here...
[20:29] <Weegies> <Conservative_Movement> OH HAI
[20:29] <Weegies> <Conservative_Movement> YA DUDE
[20:30] <Weegies> <Conservative_Movement> WE KICKED BARRY_GOLDWATER, HE WAS BEING A DICK ABOUT MORAL_MAJORITY
[20:30] <Weegies> <Moral_Majority> sup
[20:31] <Virabia> *Glenn Beck crys for no reason
[20:31] <Weegies> <Conservative_Movement> ALSO WE THOUGHT TEDDY_ROOSEVELT MIGHT HAVE JOINED #SOCIALISM FOR A SECOND
[20:31] <Oli> :(
[20:31] <Oli> post-1945 history is boring
[20:32] <Weegies> <Clement_Attlee> stfu n00b
[20:32] <Virabia> <GB> #SOCIALISM is the devil
[20:32] <Zwangzug> *Revisionist_Historians have set mode -m on #post1945
[20:32] <Virabia> <GB> OBAMAS in there
[20:32] <Weegies> <OBAMA> sup
[20:33] <commerceheights> league post done (except for formatting), so the moment of judgement (of RPs) is upon us! :O
[20:33] <Zwangzug> * Revisionist_Historians vindicate oppressed minorities
[20:33] <Unreal229> :O
[20:33] <Zwangzug> *Savages is now known as Native_Americans
[20:33] <Zwangzug> <Revisionist_Historians> LOOK AT HOW PEOPLE LIKE YOU OPPRESSED PEOPLE LIKE NOT YOU
[20:33] <Weegies> :( damn wish my computer hadn't chosen that point to fuck up. could have finished my RP
[20:34] * Zwangzug curls into a ball and whimpers
[20:34] <HockeyCanada> *RomanovDynasty has been kicked by V.I.Lenin (GTFO capitalizt)
[20:34] * Unreal229 gives Zwang some maths equations to do
[20:35] <Zwangzug> ah, thanks :)
[20:35] <Weegies> V.I.Lenin has set mode -v to Soviets
[20:35] <Unreal229> :)
[20:35] <Virabia> * Revisionist_Historians have kicked opressed minorities from #history (dem not houman)
[20:35] * Zwangzug digs out physics assignment
[20:35] <Oli> * Gorbatchev has been kicked by Eltsin (GTFO Commie)
[20:35] <HockeyCanada> *Zinoviev has been kicked by V.I.Lenin
[20:35] <HockeyCanada> *Trotsky has been kicked by V.I.Lenin
[20:36] <Weegies> <Kronstadt_Rebellion> V.I.Lenin is there some mistake, you said you were going to give Soviets ops
[20:36] <HockeyCanada> *V.I.Lenin has been kicked by Stalin
[20:36] <HockeyCanada> <Stalin> He lied
[20:36] <Weegies> ehhhhh HC, got that just a bit wrong there :P
[20:36] <HockeyCanada> XD it did
[20:37] <HockeyCanada> *Trotsky has joined #Soviet_Union
[20:37] <HockeyCanada> <Stalin> You again?!?!?
[20:38] <HockeyCanada> *Trotsky has left #Soviet_Union
[20:38] <HockeyCanada> *Trotsky has joined #Mexico
[20:40] <Jenny> * Icepick has joined #Mexico
[20:40] <Jenny> <Icepick> o lol
[20:40] <Unreal229> XD
[20:40] <Jenny> * Trotsky has been kicked from #Mexico by Icepick (n commies allowed)
[20:41] <Weegies> <PRI> onorly?
[20:43] <commerceheights> the Group of Life continues its trend, as no team has more than seven points from four matches
[20:43] <commerceheights> which, incidentally, has allowed Krytenia to go from bottom to top in the span of two days
[20:43] <Zwangzug> ...that's...good, I think :)
[20:43] <Weegies> hah, awesome
[20:43] <HockeyCanada> *Yagoda was kicked by Yezhov
[20:43] <HockeyCanada> *Yezhov was kicked by Beria
[20:44] <HockeyCanada> *Stalin has set move +o to Beria
by Midlonia » Wed May 26, 2010 2:12 pm
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Heh, someone sent my mother a flash game through her email. It involves shooting mexicans running across the US border (think Duck Hunt)
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Ah, what horrible things the internet comes up with. *head shake*
<Jim|Midlonia> What's your highest score then?
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> 44 out of 88. *cough*
<muravyets> slacker.
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> They're faaaaaast
by Formicidae Maximus » Thu May 27, 2010 5:54 pm
by Oyada » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:43 am
by Quintessence of Dust » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:09 am
by Dread Lady Nathicana » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:12 pm
by Formicidae Maximus » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:23 pm
by Czardas » Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:00 pm
Formicidae Maximus wrote:This amused me more than it had any right to.
by Hockey Canada » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:20 am
by Hockey Canada » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:28 am
by Krytenia » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:27 pm
[01:22] * Aalnordhavn throws a Barbie Girl dildo at James|Midlonia
[01:22] <Aalnordhavn> :|
[01:22] * James|Midlonia deflects it to Zwangzug
[01:22] <Aalnordhavn> I'll bet that accessory never made the shelves
[01:22] <James|Midlonia> Bet it did
[01:22] <James|Midlonia> If Hello Kitty did, Barbie did somewhere.
[01:22] <HockeyCanada> they make hello kitty dildos?
[01:22] <James|Midlonia> yes?
[01:23] <HockeyCanada> sweet
[01:23] <HockeyCanada> brb then
[01:23] =-= HockeyCanada is now known as HC|Out
[01:23] <James|Midlonia> XD
[01:23] <James|Midlonia> Not sure how to respond to that
[01:25] <James|Midlonia> Video killed the radio star, and Aal and HC managed to kill the chat.
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