If You Were To Have The Sexy Time With One Person On NSG....

[Zhenghou Wao dynasty]

who wants to be my nsg girlfriend

Whoops, already taken.

please someone
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who watches rape porn

[Caecili]

The funny thing about Rule 34 is that I sit around bored seeing if its true. It is. Last thing I found was "ORLY" porn. Owls have odd penises...

I'm certain there are worse things out there.

Lovecraft porn comes to mind. I don't mean of his works, I mean of the man.



Because when I think porn, that's... That's totally what I want to see. sarcasm

C'mon, that's like the worst picture of him. There are really far more hideous things than H.P. Lovecraft.
You have angered the fangirl.

[Sunny Marionette]

That was my first porno, you asshole. That makes it significantly worse.

Don't "research" further... take my word for it, it's so far beyond not worth your time. There are horrors the likes of which you've never seen -and I pray to whatever god there may be that you never see them- on the internet... things that will change you in terrible ways...
*shivers and goes to cry in a corner over the shattered remains of his childhood*

Trust me, I didn't. Although a summary of the contents went into the paper.

[Unilisia]

Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa

Am I the only one getting hints of arousal from that ?

[Oterro]

Jesus Christ, you saw a real woman raped by a giant squid and mutilated on camera?

It was probably fake in some way (the tentacle type monster looked foamish), but it looked real to me at the time.

I hope so.

I really do.

[Sunny Marionette]

Whoops, already taken.

please someone
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who watches rape porn

I am not available and it was once!

[Conserative Morality]

Guess what I'm looking up.

You'll find it. You will. And when you find it, tears of pitch will stream down your face and the Elder Gods will sing a thousand songs from their countless maws, and in that moment you will cast aside your frail sanity and dwell with the dark things which fly on the winds of the night forevermore.

[Neo Arcad]

I wish. :[

Heh... girls squeege, we don't fap

Fapping is squeeging is masturbation. They're all the same thing, really... or at least by definition.

[Sunny Marionette]

It was probably fake in some way (the tentacle type monster looked foamish), but it looked real to me at the time.

I hope so.

I really do.

You're not the only one.

[Potarius]

Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa

Am I the only one getting hints of arousal from that ?

Strangely enough, no...

[SaintB]

So question...if you went back in time and had sex with yourself while you were sleeping...would it still be mastrubation?

If I went back in time I'd have more pressing concerns... like painting 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 on the ceiling of Lascaux

Oh c'mon that was funny

[Minoriteeburg]

It was probably fake in some way (the tentacle type monster looked foamish), but it looked real to me at the time.

I hope so.

I really do.

It is real.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Not a cartoon. Wish it was. And sexual pleasure doesn't cause cannibalism, rather the desire for it: Ask Issei Sagawa

Am I the only one getting hints of arousal from that ?

You're not alone.

[Potarius]

I hope so.

I really do.

It is real.

Freaky.

[Sunny Marionette]

I hope so.

I really do.

It is real.

Jesus fucking Christ!

[Unilisia]

Heh... girls squeege, we don't fap

Meh, fap is sort of a universal term. Male and female friends of mine use it.

Female friends of yours don't frequent the right websites then.

[Minoriteeburg]

It is real.

Freaky.

Just google Squid Porn on Image Search.

This is the only SFW pic i could find.

[Neo Arcad]

Don't "research" further... take my word for it, it's so far beyond not worth your time. There are horrors the likes of which you've never seen -and I pray to whatever god there may be that you never see them- on the internet... things that will change you in terrible ways...
*shivers and goes to cry in a corner over the shattered remains of his childhood*

Trust me, I didn't. Although a summary of the contents went into the paper.

That's good. You don't want to end up like me.
And here's a tip: the number 34 is taboo in Google Image Searches. As in searching anything with that number in it is like searching for "hardcore anal sex". Well, most of the results are hentai, strictly speaking... but it's all porn.

[Oterro]

I hope so.

I really do.

It is real.

That's

Wish I hadn't clicked the spoiler, if I'm honest.

I was warned, however. Blame is upon my shoulders.

[The Parkus Empire]

You-Gi-Owe.

[Minoriteeburg]

It is real.

That's

Wish I hadn't clicked the spoiler, if I'm honest.

I was warned, however. Blame is upon my shoulders.

I am happy to help.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Meh, fap is sort of a universal term. Male and female friends of mine use it.

Female friends of yours don't frequent the right websites then.

'Eh, as I said, it's fairly a universal term, no. And it takes longer to type squeege. x3 (Or shlick)

[Conserative Morality]

It is real.

(Image)

Is it bad that my reaction was a "Meh"? I've seen far more horrifying things on the net.

[Potarius]

You-Gi-Owe.

[Minoriteeburg]

It is real.

(Image)

Is it bad that my reaction was a "Meh"? I've seen far more horrifying things on the net.

There are worse pictures. Just can't post them here.