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I-35 Ignore Cannon

Postby Swkoll » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:50 pm

The I-35 Ignore Cannon is a highly effective weapon must have weapon for all nations out there. It is able to shoot down godmodders from over kilometers away with laser accuracy. Designed by the Swkoll military in 2005 to fight off the growing threat of godmodders it is now ready to be sold to other nations to use against their own godmodder menaces. Anyone who wants to purchase one should contact the government immediately to begin the construction of a I-35 Ignore Cannon.


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The I-35 in its full glory



Design:
The I-35 Ignore Cannon is a small military turret which can be place almost anywhere and is designed to resist most normal conditions. The true genius of the I-35 though, is its twin 110mm laser, ignore cannons which are able to destroy godmodders quickly and efficiently. The two turrets are mounted on top of the control base below them and can rotate 180 degrees vertically while the entire structure can rotate 360 degrees, this allows it to destroy any threat to your nation.


Another product from Useful Weapons Inc.


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Side view of the I-35 Powering Up


Modifications:
The C-13 for a base price of 1,544,000,000 NSD
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Specifications:
Height: 22 meters
Width: 36 meters
Length: 92 meters
Wingspan: 56 meters
Weight: 1200 Kilograms
Max Speed: 670 Kilometers per Hour
Cursing Speed: 530 Kilometers per Hour
Laser Barrel Length: 10 meters
Barrel Diameter: 60 millimeters
Power Usage: 210 kilowatts
Range: 1 Kilometers
Capacity: Seven People; Commander, Pilot, Two Gunners, Three Passengers
Cost: 1,544,000,000 NSD
Domestic Production Rights per Unit: 318,000,000 NSD
Unlimited Domestic Production Rights: 4,770,000,000 NSD

The LT-35 for a base price of 946,000,000 NSD
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Specifications:
Height: 3 meters
Width: 5 meters
Length: 7 meters
Weight: 3200 Kilograms
Max Speed: 7 Kilometers per Hour
Laser Barrel Length: 2 meters
Barrel Diameter: 35 millimeters
Power Usage: 90 kilowatts
Range: 500 Meters
Capacity: Three People; Commander, Driver, and Gunner
Cost: 946,000,000 NSD
Domestic Production Rights Per Unit: 190,500,000 NSD
Unlimited Domestic Production Rights: 2,850,000,000 NSD



Specifications:
Height: 30 meters
Width: 15 meters
Length: 15 meters
Weight: 1500 kilograms
Laser Barrel Length: 20 meters
Barrel Diameter: 110 millimeters
Power Usage: 150 kilowatts
Range: 2 Kilometers
Capacity: Two People; Commander and Gunner
Cost: 591,000,000 NSD
DP Rights Per Unit: 100,000,000 NSD
Unlimited Domestic Production Rights: 1,550,000,000 NSD
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Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:08 pm

We wish to inquire on the price of Domestic Production Rights for this beautiful and incredibly useful weapon.
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Postby Swkoll » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:13 pm

To: Oceanic Vakiadia
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Oceanic Vakiadia,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
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Postby Oceanic Vakiadia » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:18 pm

Swkoll wrote:To: Oceanic Vakiadia
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Oceanic Vakiadia,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
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To: Swkoll
From: Oceanic Vakiadia
Subject: Re:Re: Domestic Production Rights

Thank you for informing us of the minimum requirements for this device. We will gladly pay 500,000,000 right now for the rights to create five, and will send you a telegram should we ever need to produce more.

Signed,
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Postby Swkoll » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:20 pm

Oceanic Vakiadia wrote:
Swkoll wrote:To: Oceanic Vakiadia
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Oceanic Vakiadia,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll

To: Swkoll
From: Oceanic Vakiadia
Subject: Re:Re: Domestic Production Rights

Thank you for informing us of the minimum requirements for this device. We will gladly pay 500,000,000 right now for the rights to create five, and will send you a telegram should we ever need to produce more.

Signed,
Tomaster Mokidi

To: Oceanic Vakiadia
From: Swkoll
Subject: Re:Re:Re: Domestic Production Rights

We have received the money you wired, and we have wired you the plans to build all 5 I-35 Ignore Cannons that you requested.

Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll
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Postby Swkoll » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:22 am

// *Activating reverse function*
// *Powering Up*
// *Firing Bump Beam*
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Postby Loonaterian » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:05 am

We wish to buy DPRs for this which is potentially the greatest weapon in the history of the world.
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Postby Swkoll » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:23 am

To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
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Postby Michiganalia » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:33 am

To: Swkoll
From: Michiganalia
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Swkoll,
We will pay the amount for the rights to produce 4 of these cannons. If you will allow us.
Sincerely,
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Postby Swkoll » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:36 am

Michiganalia wrote:To: Swkoll
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Dear Swkoll,
We will pay the amount for the rights to produce 4 of these cannons. If you will allow us.
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From: Swkoll
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Dear Michiganalia,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for those four cannons for the total price of 400,000,000 NSD.
Sincerely,
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Postby Swkoll » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:38 am

NEWS


The Government of Swkoll has decide to sell this weapon to Useful Weapons Inc.. All orders will now be handled through them.

Sincerely,
Swkoll
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Postby New high charity 24 » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:53 am

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From, the Office of, Cobra Commander
To: The Creators of the I-35 Ignore Cannon
Message: RE; I-35 Ignore cannon
Hello, creators of this fine weapon, we wish to purchase a copy of this weapon, for Cobra! If you could label a price that I can pay for this, then I guess I could buy this weapon, legally with a currency called NSD. And we can all go, you being richer, but, our Highest price is 3,000,000 from our own vaults, as you are concerned, this is a High amount, and we will pay for it, please respond ASAP.
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Postby Swkoll » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:06 pm

To: New High Charity 24
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Payment

Dear New High Charity 24,
We are sorry to know that you are only will to pay 3,000,000 NSD which is only .005% of the total price of 592,000,000 NSD. Remember this includes labor and materials cost. If you wish to purchase the domestic production rights we will sell them to you for the price of 100,000,000 NSD per unit constructed.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
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Postby New high charity 24 » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:21 pm

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To: Swkoll, CEO George
From: Cobra
That's what it cost... Well, you do drive a hard bargain, the Enemies will surely crumble under this weapon, This is deadly, it is beautiful design, I will have Two? How much is that, and can I pay more, if I get it Modified, with extra armor, get it attached to a Vehicle, and I would want to know, how much it weighs, and how many Gigawatt it need's to run, and what it would do if it were to be shot at a Human, Please answer these Questions...
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Postby Loonaterian » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:28 pm

Swkoll wrote:To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll


We wish to produce 3000. I know that may seem excessive, but their are an awful lot of godmodders out there.
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Postby Swkoll » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:38 pm

To: New High Charity 24
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Payment

Dear New High Charity 24,
The total cost for two standard cannons is 1,184,000,000 NSD. We have several modification you might be interested in though. These include; godmodding proof armor for an additional 150,000,000 per unit, you can also increase its range by paying an additional 15,000,000. We also offer two different vehicle which can mount the I-35 Ignore Cannon.
The C-13 for a base price of 1,544,000,000.
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and The LT-35 for a base price of 946,000,000:
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As for your other questions you may want to refer to the specifications already provided:
Specifications:
Height: 30 meters
Width: 15 meters
Length: 15 meters
Weight: 1500 lbs
Laser Barrel Length: 20 meters
Barrel Diameter: 110 millimeters
Power Usage: 150 kilowatts
Capacity: Two People; Commander and Gunner
Cost: 591,000,000 NSD
If shot at a human the Ignore Cannon will most likely make him disappear without a trace, you wouldn't even remember that you shot him with the I-35. We honestly don't know because we simply can't, but I thought we did plan some tests...
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
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Postby Swkoll » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:41 pm

Loonaterian wrote:
Swkoll wrote:To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We are glad to know that you are interested in the I-35 Ignore Cannon and are willing to sell you the Domestic Production Rights for the price of 100,000,000 NSD for every I-35 Ignore Cannon that you produce.
Sincerely,
Person McPerson
Primary Branch President
Swkoll


We wish to produce 3000. I know that may seem excessive, but their are an awful lot of godmodders out there.

To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The total cost of the DPR rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannons is 3,000,000,000 NSD.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
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Postby Loonaterian » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:44 pm

Swkoll wrote:
Loonaterian wrote:
We wish to produce 3000. I know that may seem excessive, but their are an awful lot of godmodders out there.

To: Loonaterian
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Domestic Production Rights

Dear Loonaterian,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The total cost of the DPR rights for the I-35 Ignore Cannons is 3,000,000,000 NSD.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.


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Postby Serbian_Soviet_Union » Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:54 pm

Swkoll wrote:The I-35 Ignore Cannon is a highly effective weapon must have weapon for all nations out there. It is able to shoot down godmodders from over five miles away with laser accuracy. Designed by the Swkoll military in 2005 to fight off the growing threat of godmodders it is now ready to be sold to other nations to use against their own godmodder menaces. Anyone who wants to purchase one should contact the government immediately to begin the construction of a I-35 Ignore Cannon.


(Image)
The I-35 in its full glory



Design:
The I-35 Ignore Cannon is a small military turret which can be place almost anywhere and is designed to resist most normal conditions. The true genius of the I-35 though, is its twin 110mm laser, ignore cannons which are able to destroy godmodders quickly and efficiently. The two turrets are mounted on top of the control base below them and can rotate 180 degrees vertically while the entire structure can rotate 360 degrees, this allows it to destroy any threat to your nation.


Another product from Useful Weapons Inc.


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Side view of the I-35 Powering Up


Specifications:
Height: 30 meters
Width: 15 meters
Length: 15 meters
Weight: 1500 lbs
Laser Barrel Length: 20 meters
Barrel Diameter: 110 millimeters
Power Usage: 150 kilowatts
Capacity: Two People; Commander and Gunner
Cost: 591,000,000 NSD



You are a god modder and i am placing you on the ignore list. None of your role playing is recognised by myself icly and icly The Socialist Empire of Swkoll does not exists according to the Federation of Serbian Soviet Union.

Ignore cannon has been fired. Have a good day!
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Government Type: Capitalist, Conservative, Right Wing, Democratic
FSSU Nations Factbook: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=9558
Serbian Broadcasting News: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=9733
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Yohannes
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Founded: Mar 17, 2010
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Postby Yohannes » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:27 pm

The Empire of Anagonia-Yohannes wishes to inquire upon the availability of this I-35 "Ignore" Cannon, second in qualitative immediate tactical force overmatch to none.

Payment shall be made upon the acceptance of the said DPR offer.

Regards
~Justin Bieber~
Minister of Dubious Research
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♚ Moving to a new nation not because I "wish to move on from past events," but because I'm bored writing about a fictional large nation on NS. Can online personalities with too much time on their hands stop spreading unfounded rumours about this online boy?? XOXO ♚

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Milograd
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Founded: Feb 10, 2011
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Postby Milograd » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:35 pm

OoC: Oh god...
Retired

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Swkoll
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Posts: 1388
Founded: Nov 19, 2009
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Postby Swkoll » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:42 pm

Zonolia wrote:OOC: Best storefront idea in NS history
IC: What the hell ill take 20

To: Zonolia
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Zonolia,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The total cost of the 20 I-35 Ignore Cannons is 11,840,000,000 NSD.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
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Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Swkoll
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Posts: 1388
Founded: Nov 19, 2009
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Postby Swkoll » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:48 pm

Yohannes wrote:The Empire of Anagonia-Yohannes wishes to inquire upon the availability of this I-35 "Ignore" Cannon, second in qualitative immediate tactical force overmatch to none.

Payment shall be made upon the acceptance of the said DPR offer.

Regards
~Justin Bieber~
Minister of Dubious Research

To: Anagonia-Yohannes
From: Swkoll
Subject: RE: Purchasing the I-35 Ignore Cannon

Dear Anagonia-Yohannes,
We would be happy to comply with your request. The I-35 Ignore Cannon is available on request for 592,000,000 NSD. The Domestic Production Rates for it are 100,000,000 NSD per cannon manufactured. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
George Kpk
CEO
Useful Weapons Inc.
Last edited by Great Nepal on Sun Dec 21, 2012 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.


Need an Ignore Cannon?
Embassy NS wiki page
Current Wars: None as of now
Member of: Nothing right now
Defcon: 1 [2] 3 4 5
6*9=42
February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
97% of People of NS won't notice I did my math wrong, if you are the 1% who did, copy and paste this into your sig.

I lost the Game.
Zonolia wrote:You are without doubt the smartest NS player ever...
Montiar wrote:Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

Bluth Corporation wrote:You know, I used to be anti-Obama.

Then the anti-Obama folks opened their mouths and I listened to what they had to say.

Now I'm pro-Obama.

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Montiar
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Posts: 747
Founded: Jan 09, 2011
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Postby Montiar » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:36 pm

OOC: Best f*cking idea for a storefront ever.

IC:

The Constitutional Empire of Montiar wishes to purchase three of these for study and development.
98% of all internet users would cry if facebook broke down. If you are the 2% who would sit back and laugh, copy and paste this into your sig.

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