You'll have to go outside. There's this woman stuck to the toilet, you see...
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by Dumb Ideologies » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:10 pm
by Syvorji » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:51 pm
by Caecili » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:57 pm
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:04 pm
by Tmutarakhan » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:09 pm
by Oterro » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:13 pm
by Sun Aut Ex » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:28 pm
Dakini wrote:This isn't the first time something like this has happened. There was a woman who got fused to a toilet seat a while back. Another who died after being fused to a sofa after remaining there for six years.
Strykyh wrote:I wasn't trying to be intelligent.
Keronians wrote:So you think it's ok to waste valuable police time and resources to pander to minority superstitions?
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about ten minutes, I have to go to ID a Muslim woman."
Yes.
Unless of course it's not OK for a woman to ask for a female to ask for a female officer to carry out body checks. In which case, the answer would be no.
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about then minutes, I have to go to carry out a body check on a woman."
by Mahaj » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:44 pm
<Koth> I'm still going by the assumption that Mahaj is Unibot's kid brother or something
Kandarin(Naivetry): You're going to have a great NS career ahead of you if you want it, Mahaj. :)
<@Eluvatar> Why is SkyDip such a purist raiderist
<+frattastan> Because his region was never raided.
<+maxbarry> EarthAway: I guess I might dabble in raiding just to experience it better, but I would not like to raid regions of natives, so I'd probably be more interested in defense and liberations
by The Floridian Coast » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:45 pm
by Zirconim » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:47 pm
by Xarithis » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:53 pm
Sun Aut Ex wrote:Yeah, this is one of those stories that makes me feel awful; how the HELL does he have a girlfriend and I don't?
by Nulono » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:45 pm
A Ant wrote:How did he shit?
Nulono wrote:They said he sat in his own waste and was covered in maggots.
The Nuclear Fist wrote:If all it it takes to count as a five star hotel in America is having air conditioning and not letting those who reside in it die of hyperthermia, you have shitty hotels.
Republika Jugoslavija wrote:Actually nuclear war is not the world ending scenario that many would have folks believe.
by TheGooborianAmbassador » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:47 pm
by Wolny Kraj » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:49 pm
by TheGooborianAmbassador » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:50 pm
Wolny Kraj wrote:...doesn't this make you love america?
by North Wiedna » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:52 pm
TheGooborianAmbassador wrote:when i looked at this thread's title, i was like O MY JESUS! Someone sat in a chair for 2 YEARS STRAIGHT!?!?! Now that i read it... it's kinda sad.
by A Ant » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:53 pm
Nulono wrote:You're welcome.
by Oterro » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:54 pm
by Holmaniah » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:56 pm
Oterro wrote:North Wiedna wrote:I expected it to be some skinny Indian guy with a mustache who did it to bring fame to his family.
I read it in Latest Forum Topics and was like; ''oho, some chap managed to keep himself seated for 2 years and finally stood up!''
But no. Morbidly obese man dies in chair, covered in shit.
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