Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

*Gets married to Esty, honeymoon in Curacao, Bali, Martinique, Oahu, and Mustique*

You can lock it now.

That's what I call a rushed wedding, with a modly newspaper to your head instead of a shotgun well done

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You did not pay taxes on the rock and it was taken by the IRS, who then gave it to me intead of a tax return.

[Tokos]

"The majority can never replace the man. And no more than a hundred empty heads make one wise man will an heroic decision arise from a hundred cowards."

- Hitler, the founder of the NS party

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If you like to pretend you're a Japanese citizen, why not live there?

Because it's underwater

[Andertion]

[spoiler]

I hate the N word, but I hate censoring a masterpiece of American literature much more!

You guys only have three hundred years to work with and your intelligensia is already dismantling it beyond recognition.

Media don't really lean right or left. Media lean towards profit.

A pair from my sig, then a majority on this thread: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=33009

[Tsa-la-gi Nation]

Thought there should be one up here for Rhodmhire.

This one was from a thread titled "The Bull Wins One" where a bull got the matador instead of vise versa.

Lunatic Goofballs "Well of course two men fighting to the death is indecent and illegal; they'd both be there voluntarily."

Greed and Death " I do advocate the legalization of dueling."

Rhodmhire "What is your opinion on pillaging?"


I know that's probability nowhere near his best post, but he made me laugh a lot & I think that was the last thread I posted with him.

[Norstal]

Are you serious? Its about 500 words.

A rather poorly-formatted wall of fucking text with facts and opinions interspliced with reckless abandon that happens to be about 500 words, yeah.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I wanna be the very best
That no-one ever was
To seduce them is my real test
To fuck them is my cause
I will travel cross the land, searching far and wide
Hot women to understand
The pleasure that's inside

MUSHET'S THEME SONG
GOTTA FUCK EM ALL

They're all for me
I know it's my destiny....

[Izandai]

I wanna be the very best
That no-one ever was
To seduce them is my real test
To fuck them is my cause
I will travel cross the land, searching far and wide
Hot women to understand
The pleasure that's inside

MUSHET'S THEME SONG
GOTTA FUCK EM ALL

They're all for me
I know it's my destiny....

I hope there's more.

[Mushet]

I hope there's more.

....MUSHET THEME SONG
Ooh you're my fuck buddy
A body I'd like to bend

MUSHET'S THEME SONG
GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL

Our hearts so true
My penis will push through
You teach me and I'll teach you

GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL
GOTTA FUCK'EM ALL
MUSHET'S THEME SONG

I aim to please

[Izandai]

I hope there's more.

....MUSHET THEME SONG
Ooh you're my fuck buddy
A body I'd like to bend

MUSHET'S THEME SONG
GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL

Our hearts so true
My penis will push through
You teach me and I'll teach you

GOTTA FUCK 'EM ALL
GOTTA FUCK'EM ALL
MUSHET'S THEME SONG

I aim to please

Pure win. Could you put the whole thing in one post so I can link to it in my sig? Could you also tell me how to link to a post without quoting it?

[Pottslande]

Never diss The King.

Elvis stole his music from blacks

What's lower than stealing from niggers?

[Mushet]

This thread is just full of me

[Pottslande]

This thread is just full of me

[Kalibarr]

I forget who said it

History is written by the winners, french history books are blank from cover to cover

or something like that

[Pottslande]

Now, Vojvodina, if you look out your window you will notice that there is a whole world outside... honestly, while that seems like an impressive skill, I would be scared to find that I have it. That means waaaay too much time at the computer for me.

Oh, I've been outside many a time. But there's nothing that gets to me quite like coming home, seating myself before the trusty warm glow of my CRT, and perusing the delicious array of thread titles before me. Which one shall I click on today? Abortion? Communism? Religion? The choices are endless! I can't possibly hope to see all of them in a lifetime. I connect via dial-up so that when my fingers so lightly touch the mouse I can watch with gleeful anticipation as the layout slooowly unfolds, loading item after item and image after image, until finally in one breathtaking moment the vista of the entire topic stretches, stripped of all "loading" icons, before me.

"Is it unethical for gay marriage to libertarianistically abort global warming?"

Yes! Oh god yes!

I'm sorry, Grainne, but this is quite simply what I live for. You humanophiles just wouldn't understand.

And now, I'm off to "participate" in a "discussion thread".

[Izandai]

Nintendo is the Apple of the video game industry.

[Pottslande]

I saw tomb raider and couldnt help but notice how woefully undressed she is for scouring ancient caverns for long lost treasure

Indeed. You'd think she'd at least wear a long sleeve shirt. There are spiders and shit.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It is. You guys just need to whip it out, we have to... well, nvm.

One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No. Is it legal to send adopted black kids to camps that tell them they are shit for being niggers and that they should will themselves white? If it is, it certainly shouldn't be.

I don't think there is a precedent for that. Maybe we should set one up just to see if it'll fly.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Here is my favorite....(and i am digging this out the archives here)


It's easy to tell the difference between Japan and China; Run down the street naked, shouting like a lunatic and throwing pieces of ham everywhere. If they throw you in prison, you're in China. If they give you a game show, you're in Japan.
-Lunatic Goofballs

[Caecili]

Indeed. You'd think she'd at least wear a long sleeve shirt. There are spiders and shit.

You make me happy, sir.

[Hossaim]

I don't know what a Dedcade is but I choose for the 50's. If it wasn't for the racism,female oppression, and segregation it would be the best dedcade ever.

If it weren't for all the killing, the Civil War would be the best war of all.

[Arkinesia]

I found my utmost favorite-est ever.

its precisely because people who deny consciously that it did or could have can't deny their subconscious realization that it almost certainly did, that it was as easy as it was, to convince so many people, that it HAD to be ALL about somebody outside who had it in, understandably or not, and even that could be denied.

nor was it at all likely all that difficult to find, some one or some organization or some several, that could be provoked into providing the suicidal manpower, to actually do the deed, that could entrench, economic interest, unassailably, in their usurpation of participatory governance.

And by extension, stroking my own cock ego.

its precisely because people who deny consciously that it did or could have can't deny their subconscious realization that it almost certainly did, that it was as easy as it was, to convince so many people, that it HAD to be ALL about somebody outside who had it in, understandably or not, and even that could be denied.

nor was it at all likely all that difficult to find, some one or some organization or some several, that could be provoked into providing the suicidal manpower, to actually do the deed, that could entrench, economic interest, unassailably, in their usurpation of participatory governance.

Three words.

What. The. Fuck.

Admit it. You thought that too.