Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[South Asia Minor]

Shameless self-promotion...

Twenty years later...

B&C: "Hey General, I'm Secretary General of the UN! Muhahahaha!"

New Poster: "You're the what of the who?"

Old Poster: "Aww. Buffy thinks he's an adult. *ruffles hair*"

CM: "I thought you were going to be someone important."

The What of the WHO is an entirely different position within that organisation.

[Izandai]

Why ever not, Earl?

Look at them...
*gestures towards the gnomes*
They need this...

*Gently takes Nana by the shoulders, spins her around and gives her a gentle tap towards the GA forum* Go in there and say that you think the WA should have an army... Will pick up what's left of you in a few hours.

Win.

*Starts shouting something about mod oppression and 1984*

Mod opression? MOD OPRESSION?! YOU WANNA SEE MOD OPRESSION?!

*Drops 2 ton weight labed "Ye Mod's Anger" on Takaram*.

Or is that Mod compression? I get confused.

Even more win.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I wish my God's Penis thread was around. It had several quotes of win.

[Izandai]

I wish my God's Penis thread was around. It had several quotes of win.

Yeah. It was great. We should have had it archived.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I wish my God's Penis thread was around. It had several quotes of win.

Yeah. It was great. We should have had it archived.

I didn't even see the end of it, actually. It was in General, but got trolled and spammed while I was at school, and the mods deleted it before I got back.

[Izandai]

Yeah. It was great. We should have had it archived.

I didn't even see the end of it, actually. It was in General, but got trolled and spammed while I was at school, and the mods deleted it before I got back.

That sucks. All I remember of it was the declaration that God's dick was super tiny, that when he did Mary she was still a virgin because it was to small to break the hymen, and that God's first spunk was the Big Bang.

[Mediterreania]

Found it...

Shellfish

The very thought of them is disgusting is it not? Not only that but to eat them is wholy unnatural. Lobsters aren't found in Africa; I've never seen a single scientific studdy which showed that men are supposed to eat crab, and indeed doing so is entirely a result of our modern hedonistic society. It's true that in ancient times men knew not to eat shellfish, and to punish those among them who did. Studdies have even shown that God was wise in prohibiting them thus, and he has rained his justice down upon those who would refuse his will: Cholera, Botchulism; the shellfish-eating plagues.

Eating shellfish is an afront to all good Americans, and those who are actively trying to subvert our culture. They run commercials for Red Lobster at peak prime-time hours, and shows such as 'deadliest catch' to seduce our youth by making the 'shellfish lifestyle' seem thrilling and "cool."

Indeed there is no escaping it. Shellfish eating used to be restricted to dens of sin such as Red Lobster and Long John Silvers, but now days I cannot even take my children to a public restaurant anymore (even the supposedly "family friendly ones") without risking their having to watch some deranged individual flaunting his sin, and -I- am told to leave when I ask, politely, for him to please keep his lifestyle private. They run adds in newspapers, on public busses, and throughout the godless internet. They are even trying to subvert our education system by telling children that eating shellfish is perfectly healthy if done "safely," that it is not unnatural, and that people who do so are not evil. If we don't stand up against these headons now, what will happen to the next generation?

That's why I am proposing that all good Godfearing Americans join forces and propose legislation to thwart the Pro-Shellfish agenda. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to introduce religion into the government - even though this nation was founded on Christian ideals - or force anyone to do anything. I hate the sin, not the sinner, and it must be their decision to embrase Christ and abandon their wicked dietary habits. Instead, I propose only that we act to preserve traditional values, by constitutionally defining a restaurant as an institution that serves non-shellfish only.

Those who wish to persue their godless ways will still be allowed to. We will create seperate, but equal, "Civil Eateries," where they can eat whatever horrid things they like. This we must do, for the preservation of our morals, our society, and our children. America depends upon it, god bless!

Epic.

[Abdju]

To use the immortal phrase... "See my sig", but expanded here and with links

1. Toxic in air isn't going to kill people directlly.
2. Tax supporting environment are useless, we can live without it.

No, I know exactly what happened. The Titanic had left USA's shores and somewhere near the Arctic Circle, the ship met with an iceburg. In that instance, the Titanic had inadequate lifeboats. See, there's the problem: Not enough lifeboats.

no you presented lower quality of brain

I know these words, but this analogy makes no sense. TVs and computers don't feel pain; animals do, and for that reason they are more than simple property to be abused and mistreated.

Oh, so their ability to feel pain makes them superior to property even though a human owns both of them? So I assume it is illegal to kill Protozoa?

Well, non-serpent creatures are treated as... well animals. They have no legal rights and no legal duties. As a superior species we have full right to do what we want with them. As for serpent ones, cabinet seems happy to define equal rights for them; provided of course that there is a clear evidence they exist which haven't been found yet.

Spanish was an Amerindian language.

[Minoriteeburg]

Hey! Me too!

Pfft, you guys still needs reasons to drink

You can drink for the sake of drinking. That way there is always a reason.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

As good as I'm sure that makes you feel, it doesn't really contribute to the conversation. Thanks, though.

now im getting paranoid about breathing jesus.

thanks NR.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ew, you sound like my grandfather.

Your grandpa's a player, sonny.

[Izandai]

I would... like to tell you guys that... you are.... -hic- ...the lovliest giraffes... -hic- ....in the world. And I shud know.... ...being a diplomat...eee-tat-ee-tat... of... -hic- ...Ingwini....

*Looks up at the ceiling*

"Isn't the moon... beautiful?"

It was this morning, a cool crescent shape pointing towards Venus. Kinda looked like pac-man about to eat a power pellet.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

I was walking through the white tiled wombat with the feeling of walking through sunlight , and an armed Sedge at my back. The long hoped for bullet was entering my brain.

I gazed up at the enormous face. 3 years it has taken me to learn what kind of smile was hidden behind the angel flag. O cruel needless misunderstanding! O stubborn self willed exile from the loving breast!Two mojo scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I LOVE BIG MOTHER

[Mushet]

I was walking through the white tiled wombat with the feeling of walking through sunlight , and an armed Sedge at my back. The long hoped for bullet was entering my brain.

I gazed up at the enormous face. 3 years it has taken me to learn what kind of smile was hidden behind the angel flag. O cruel needless misunderstanding! O stubborn self willed exile from the loving breast!Two mojo scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I LOVE BIG MOTHER

You really are a stalker aren't you

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You really are a stalker aren't you

*Stalks*

[Sedgistan]

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

I was walking through the white tiled wombat with the feeling of walking through sunlight , and an armed Sedge at my back. The long hoped for bullet was entering my brain.

I gazed up at the enormous face. 3 years it has taken me to learn what kind of smile was hidden behind the angel flag. O cruel needless misunderstanding! O stubborn self willed exile from the loving breast!Two mojo scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I LOVE BIG MOTHER

Heh, not sure how I missed that one. Love it!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Anyone have more?

[Sarkhaan]

Tactical Grace: This thread officially devoid of content

Or something close to that.

[Reploid Productions]

No quote thread is complete without the classic, perhaps one of the first NS-specific memes, from the dark days before mods... a quote from the dark depths of March 2003, when the 2002 nations were lamenting the flood of idiot newbies and lorded their extra few million in population over the newcomers...

Perrier, you're dead. Stay in character.

And somewhat more recent, from my sig:

Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

Why, I say again, can't we have earthquakes? It's not fair! You lot get exciting quakes, massive tornadoes, and all sorts of natural disasters that are way better than ours.

I know, how dare nature not give us life threatening situations! It's an insult to our manliness!

Welcome to NSG, where pacifists advocate gencide...

[Czardas]

Tactical Grace: This thread officially devoid of content

Or something close to that.

It was "This thread 100% certified content-free", I think.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Whats Wrong With Horrible Grammar?

It's like... I were getting stabbed through my fucking eye with a pencil.

[Caninope]

No quote thread is complete without the classic, perhaps one of the first NS-specific memes, from the dark days before mods... a quote from the dark depths of March 2003, when the 2002 nations were lamenting the flood of idiot newbies and lorded their extra few million in population over the newcomers...

Perrier, you're dead. Stay in character.

And somewhat more recent, from my sig:

Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

I know, how dare nature not give us life threatening situations! It's an insult to our manliness!

Welcome to NSG, where pacifists advocate gencide...

I remember the last three.

[Buffett and Colbert]

No quote thread is complete without the classic, perhaps one of the first NS-specific memes, from the dark days before mods... a quote from the dark depths of March 2003, when the 2002 nations were lamenting the flood of idiot newbies and lorded their extra few million in population over the newcomers...


And somewhat more recent, from my sig:

I remember the last three.

I remember [violet]'s making me crack up for a good five minutes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Already whipped, Est?

A real pimp would get married to that bitch in a cheap vegas church and she wouldn't say a damn thing about it

[Vonners]

Tactical Grace: This thread officially devoid of content

Or something close to that.

It was "This thread 100% certified content-free", I think.

I do believe it was. Good person.