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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:30 pm

Licana wrote:
Gallade wrote:Please take into account that was the 21st I went to last night, it was 4am and that's not a hug, it's me using him as support so I wouldn't fall over.

So excuuuuse me if I don't look beautiful :p

I'm not saying you didn't look good, I'm just saying you looked like you just had a botched brain surgery. :p

Either that or you were possessed. I wouldn't have been surprised if, while viewing that picture, something jumped out of the monitor and raped my soul.

Soul rape is certainly not ideal...

And possession would be a brilliant excuse for last night, but no, i just mixed drinks :lol:
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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:30 pm

Licana wrote:
Takaram wrote:
I have one of those too. Preparing for the zombie-pocolypse?

Nope, the Chinese.

You're forgetting the Sino-Mexican Alliance.
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Voltronica
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Postby Voltronica » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:30 pm

Takaram wrote:
Licana wrote:That's okay, because this is in my closet.
Image


I have one of those too. Preparing for the zombie-pocolypse?

Well...It's the Chocopocalypse...running out of chocolate turns you into a zombie and the guns are to defend the stache right?
I am a bit of a pervert so get over it...or under it whichever you prefer ;)
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:31 pm

Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:I'm not saying you didn't look good, I'm just saying you looked like you just had a botched brain surgery. :p

Either that or you were possessed. I wouldn't have been surprised if, while viewing that picture, something jumped out of the monitor and raped my soul.

Soul rape is certainly not ideal...

And possession would be a brilliant excuse for last night, but no, i just mixed drinks :lol:

Most definitely, but mixed drinks can be almost as bad. :p
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:32 pm

*Enters on a flaming chariot*

Hola amigos!
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:32 pm

Conoga wrote:
Licana wrote:Nope, the Chinese.

You're forgetting the Sino-Mexican Alliance.

Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.
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>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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AETEN II
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Founded: Aug 31, 2010
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Postby AETEN II » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm

Image
*runs in bar*

MOA, MOA EVERYWHERE!
THEY'RE IN YOUR SOUP
THEY'RE IN YOUR PANTS
THEY'RE IN YOUR CAR
THEY'RE IN YOUR FOOD
THEY'RE IN THE SKY
THEY'RE IN THE WATER
MOA, MOA EVERYWHERE!

*runs around proclaiming doomsday is upon us*
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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"Because your dad's a whore."

"...He died a week ago."

"Of syphilis, I bet."

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Voltronica
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Postby Voltronica » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm

Licana wrote:
Conoga wrote:You're forgetting the Sino-Mexican Alliance.

Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

So I can't mow with your yard?
I am a bit of a pervert so get over it...or under it whichever you prefer ;)
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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm

New East Ireland wrote:*Enters on a flaming chariot*

Hola amigos!

*sprays with fire extinguisher*

hi!
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm

Licana wrote:
Conoga wrote:You're forgetting the Sino-Mexican Alliance.

Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

I'm pretty sure thats what Franklin Roosevelt said before December 7...
"A joke is a very serious thing."
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:34 pm

Voltronica wrote:
Licana wrote:Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

So I can't mow with your yard?

...No...
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Aeternus Audentia
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Founded: Feb 10, 2011
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Postby Aeternus Audentia » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:35 pm

*sigh* I resent not being a bartender.
<Auden> None of those were true and I can post pics to probe it.
<Erisia> Well, post pics and we'll judge if we want to probe.

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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:36 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Licana wrote:Eh, it doesn't matter if they're Mexicans, Chinese, Japs, annoying kids down the street, etc...they won't set foot on my lawn without regretting it.

I'm pretty sure thats what Franklin Roosevelt said before December 7...

...I do believe that they regretted that...
Last edited by Licana on Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Voltronica
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Founded: Aug 19, 2009
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Postby Voltronica » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:37 pm

Licana wrote:
Voltronica wrote:So I can't mow with your yard?

...No...

I make good cut. You see. 5 dolla'.
I am a bit of a pervert so get over it...or under it whichever you prefer ;)
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:37 pm

Voltronica wrote:
Licana wrote:...No...

I make good cut. You see. 5 dolla'.

...No.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Gallade
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Founded: Jul 14, 2009
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Postby Gallade » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:39 pm

Licana wrote:
Voltronica wrote:I make good cut. You see. 5 dolla'.

...No.

I'll do it.

I just need about three fiddy!
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Aeternus Audentia
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Postby Aeternus Audentia » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:39 pm

Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:...No.

I'll do it.

I just need about three fiddy!

*tree
<Auden> None of those were true and I can post pics to probe it.
<Erisia> Well, post pics and we'll judge if we want to probe.

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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:40 pm

Gallade wrote:
Licana wrote:...No.

I'll do it.

I just need about three fiddy!

Goddamnitnooneismowingmyfuckinglawn
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Voltronica
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Founded: Aug 19, 2009
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Postby Voltronica » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:40 pm

Licana wrote:
Voltronica wrote:I make good cut. You see. 5 dolla'.

...No.

Oky. Oky. *Starts push mower* 10 dolla real gud cut...aw nice an smoov. you see. you see.
I am a bit of a pervert so get over it...or under it whichever you prefer ;)
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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:41 pm

Aeternus Audentia wrote:
Gallade wrote:I'll do it.

I just need about three fiddy!

*tree

No, I believe the spelling of the number 3 is in fact three, dear.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||
Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:42 pm

Licana wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I'm pretty sure thats what Franklin Roosevelt said before December 7...

...I do believe that they regretted that...

They will until America splits into 3 countries after WWIII and Japan develops scrubbers tgat negate nuclear fallout... I really need to stop watching Ghost in the Shell...
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Voltronica
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Postby Voltronica » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:42 pm

Gallade wrote:
Aeternus Audentia wrote:*tree

No, I believe the spelling of the number 3 is in fact three, dear.

but the appropriate lingo would have been tree.
I am a bit of a pervert so get over it...or under it whichever you prefer ;)
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:42 pm

Voltronica wrote:
Licana wrote:...No.

Oky. Oky. *Starts push mower* 10 dolla real gud cut...aw nice an smoov. you see. you see.

*raises rifle*

I swear to god, you take a single step on to my lawn...
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:43 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Licana wrote:...I do believe that they regretted that...

They will until America splits into 3 countries after WWIII and Japan develops scrubbers tgat negate nuclear fallout... I really need to stop watching Ghost in the Shell...

...Eh, not really.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Voltronica
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Postby Voltronica » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:44 pm

Licana wrote:
Voltronica wrote:Oky. Oky. *Starts push mower* 10 dolla real gud cut...aw nice an smoov. you see. you see.

*raises rifle*

I swear to god, you take a single step on to my lawn...

Then from behind the fences a Mexican Mafia appears stating were gonna mow the lawn or else...

10 dolla?
I am a bit of a pervert so get over it...or under it whichever you prefer ;)
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