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Nightkill the Emperor
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Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:06 pm

We've all seen them. List them here!

Memepics are not awesome quotes unless you made it
DON'T SELF-PROMOTE. By which I mean posting your own quotes. You can do one ego boost post, if it makes you happy, just don't be a prick about it.
DON'T JUST SAY "IN MY SIG".


Mushet wrote:
Galloism wrote:Those are some of my titles, yes.

Your only claim to fame on F7 is your wife and how you like to force choke her with your lightsaber

Arcad wrote:India had sex with a giant bottle of awesomesauce, and you were the result.

Olthar wrote:As for Guy's Chat, well, we're the idiots that the tend to cause even the most hardened of minds to convulse in sheer terror.


The Golden Shovel wrote:It's (war) an ethnic/national pissing contest.



Plutonium Blondes wrote:
Norstal wrote:one masturbation in heaven is like 100^100 orgasms.

I was unaware. Christians need to publicize this fact more. That'd bring the kids into the pews.


Sheer amazing.

I'll find and get some more, but add yours here!
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Postby The Corparation » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:09 pm

Favorite one that I can find and remember is:
On the topic: "If guns wern't invented until the year 30000"
greed and death wrote:There would be a lot of threads on crossbow control.
Nuclear Death Machines Here (Both Flying and Orbiting)
Orbital Freedom Machine Here		A Subsidiary company of Nightkill Enterprises Inc.Weekly words of wisdom: Nothing is more important than waifus.- Gallia-
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:09 pm

Everything here: search.php?author_id=171&sr=posts
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Postby The Corparation » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:11 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:Everything here: search.php?author_id=171&sr=posts

Shameless self promoter.
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Postby Mushet » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:11 pm

Everyhing I say must be recordeed and interpreted to find it's deep hidden prophetic meaning
"what I believe is like a box, and we’re taking the energy of our thinking and putting into a box of beliefs, pretending that we’re thinking...I’ve gone through most of my life not believing anything. Either I know or I don’t know, or I think." - John Trudell

Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:12 pm

The Corparation wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Everything here: search.php?author_id=171&sr=posts

Shameless self promoter.


Yup.
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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:13 pm

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=535
Even serious DI quotes make me funny.
also zeppy
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Postby Galloism » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:13 pm

I have a great one about government power in my sig.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby Sdaeriji » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:15 pm

Thread should be re-titled "Look at my signature!"
Farnhamia wrote:What part of the four-letter word "Rules" are you having trouble with?
Farnhamia wrote:four-letter word "Rules"
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:16 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Sratos wrote:
The answers are numerous and quite disturbing. :unsure:

I didn't mean to turn you gay for me.
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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:17 pm

Sdaeriji wrote:Thread should be re-titled "Look at my signature!"

All of my sig quotes are from IRC
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Postby Izandai » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:19 pm

My sig.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Postby Tunizcha » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:20 pm

Barzan wrote: I'll stick with rape, thank you.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:It's Rape night on NSG.
Barzan wrote: I'll stick with rape, thank you.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:It's Rape night on NSG.
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Postby Galloism » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:24 pm

Everything in this thread.

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=21975&start=0
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:28 pm

If you outlaw heterosex only outlaws will heterosexualize!- SaintB in a TG.

A drama QUEER? I've never heard that, but it seems to be doubly insulting. I'm very proud of you.- Galloism

A vagina is not a clown car.- Zilam, I think

NSG, the scary match maker.- Neesika
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Postby Norstal » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:33 pm

Any posts made by Panzerjaeger pertaining to Nazis and Jews.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:47 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Because this:
Image

used to be his NS flag for the longest time. I didn't coin the name, though. Dyakovo did and since then, when we talk about Gallo, we say Darth Elmo.

Do you ever call him that in bed? :p

Give it to me Elmo, Give it to me!

*waits for childhoods to be ruined*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Mushet » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:48 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mushet wrote:Do you ever call him that in bed? :p

Give it to me Elmo, Give it to me!

*waits for childhoods to be ruined*

In due time I'll have hundreds of quotes in here and a loyal array of post stalkers
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:55 pm

Mushet wrote:In due time I'll have hundreds of quotes in here and a loyal array of post stalkers

This guy is ace.
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Postby SaintB » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:57 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:If you outlaw heterosex only outlaws will heterosexualize!- SaintB in a TG.

*Puts on shades and hits the button*

8)
Hi my name is SaintB and I am prone to sarcasm and hyperbole. Because of this I make no warranties, express or implied, concerning the accuracy, completeness, reliability or suitability of the above statement, of its constituent parts, or of any supporting data. These terms are subject to change without notice from myself.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:00 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

In due time I'll have hundreds of quotes in here and a loyal array of post stalkers

*Stalks posts*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Ceannairceach » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:06 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:All I can say is this...

It's heil-ly unlikely he'll do that again.

On a misplaced Bellamy in front of the Reichstag.

@}-;-'---

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Postby Rolamec » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:07 pm

Everything I say.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:10 pm

Anything DI says, really.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:12 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:Anything DI says, really.

Examples?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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