You know you are...

[Mushrenia]

You know you're Shalaami if...
- You wore a hijab to your best friend's Bat Mitzvah.
- When you get home late, you get yelled at by all four of your wives.
- You own a Hebrew Koran.

OOC: I lol'd.

[Fatatatutti]

You know you're on a Fatatatutian airline if...
- the pilot gets on the intercom and asks, "Where to?"

[Attalahonia]

You know you are Attalahonian when...

...you recognize the word "wolfbear" as something other than an inside joke.
...you can squat 500 lbs., but can only bench 130.
...you aren't ashamed to say that you eat "whorelicks".
...the government cannot do anything to you, but you can be lynched at a moment's notice.
...you're embarrassed to ride around in your tank because your neighbor's is bigger.
...you won your first game of poker at the age of 5.

[Anolil]

You know you are Anolilian if...

...You find the idea of not having a gun on you while in public at almost all times crazy.
...You start to sweat at the very notion of a government.
...If the local worker's union uses submachine guns instead of picket signs.
...When buying a car, the most important feature to you is armor.
...You regard hard drugs the way most people regard marijuana.
...Your local tailor sells custom body armor.
...You look through a foreign newspaper and you can't stop exclaiming "that's illegal?"
...Your local police (if you have them) are for hire only.

[Costa Fiero]

You know you're a Costa Fieran if.....
- You envy your neigbhour's goats
- You think a machete is a valuable multipurpose tool
- You drink 12 cups of coffee per day and still feel tired
- You keep at least two different assault rifles somewhere in your house
- You spend more time playing football/soccer than you do with your family
- You sing the national anthem very loudly and out of tune at the drop of a hat
- You think sellotape can fix anything
- You pass out after sculling two bottles of vodka but morally object to consumption of any narcotic
- You'd rather chew tobacco than smoke it

[Neo Prutenia]

You know you’re Prut if…

You’re never late to an appointment
You own at least two wristwatches, two alarm clocks and one big wall clock, yet you can still tell the exact time of the day without looking at any of them
You become very angry when others are late, with or without excuse
You never have an opinion about anything
You never curse or use uncouth expletives
You are always polite and courteous
You are not emotional
You excel in non-verbal communication, body language and understanding others, but are still perceived as cold, distant and cruel, particularly by foreigners
You’d rather work yourself to death than being considered lazy
You consider everyone working less then 8h a day or taking more then one pause lazy
You refer to everyone who claims having nothing to do right at the moment as a liar
You drink nearly 4 kg of tea or around 2,500 cups of tea per year, and consider this average
You avoid drinking coffee, but you like energy drinks
You never refuse a cup of tea or a glass of wine
You drink beer with work colleagues, wine with relatives and family and whisky with friends
You swear that whisky is better than whiskey, and you refer to whiskey as bourbon
You have drunk everything alcoholic short of kerosene, yet you’ve rarely if ever actually been drunk
You eat meat near every day
You love cheese
You love potatoes even more
You have a terrible sweet tooth, but you can handle a handful more
You claim that your thin figure and athletic body are a product of your healthy diet, active lifestyle and regular exercise, but you secretly know that it is because of the endemic food shortage
You have been hungry quite often, but you were never starving
You know fat people only from pictures; you find them weird and out of proportion
You don’t recognize the term “Inner beauty”; if someone mentions it, you will probably think of organs, most likely the heart or lungs
You are very promiscuous but discrete about it
You spend around 168 hours annually on having sex
You consider it normal when a man has a mistress, but you find it vulgar if a married woman has a lover before she has given birth to a legitimate male heir for her husband and family
You’d find it odd if a woman would hit on a man or if a man would initiate sex first instead of the other way around
You’re a deeply reverent person, but you’re never vocal about religion
You’re religiously tolerant, but you avoid Roman Catholics, especially the clergy
You consider Atheism as a religion
You never claim to be patriotic, but always show/prove it to the people around you
You still retain your conscript uniform in tip top condition and periodically wear it at home
You attend government/state events and occasions just because you’re allowed and expected to come in your uniform
You consider an uniform formal attire for any government and state ceremonies, and a tuxedo and tie the formal attire for private and civilian events. You’re never sure which one to wear on a wedding.
You find the sound of howling wind the rainfall serene
You love music
You speak at least two foreign languages
You sound silly when speaking in another Germanic foreign language, especially English, despite your own native tongue being Germanic in origin
You’re not racist, but feel odd around “black” people because you’ve never had any historical, cultural or geographical contact with them
You don’t suffer from “yellow fever”, nor do you find Oriental cultures particularly exotic or mystical
You love travelling. You consider temperate, forested, rainy and/or highly sophisticated, urban countries a paradise for touristic activity, while tropical, jungle, deserted and arctic lands are a bad destination in your mind. You’re neutral about mountainous, pastoral and maritime locations.
You love reading, and prefer reading in analog instead of digital form
You frequently participate or actively train at least one group sport, commonly football (soccer) and/or basketball
You talk, a lot

[EastSky]

You know you're an Easterner when you just want people to stay out of your business.

[Nazi Centauri]

You know your a Nazi-Centurion/Germans if...

....gaming is an official sport
....beer is for everyone
....Pro-German in every aspect
....its better to buy a Porsche and a Mercedes than a Rolls-Royce or Nissan
....owning at least two guns in your house
....an avid internet user
....keeps on switching your tech once a new one is out
....loves hunting and fishing
....have's no problem with nudity,toplessness and Adult magazine in your local 7-Eleven
....hates the Russian
....likes to race in the Autobahn
....ever crash your car at least once
....climbed some random mountain in the alps
....you drink coffee instead of tea in the morning
....have the habit to add in more tech in your house
....owns two German cars
....spends at a minimum 9 Marks on adult material
....goes to the Munich Oktoberfest every year
....buy and then shoot/play fireworks in the masses during Christmas Eve,New Year and Oktoberfest
....loves sausage and pork
....never leaves home without your iPod/iPhone,handphone,laptop,PSP,iPad and your HK USP 9mm handgun
....always breaks the Federal Speed Limit in the Autobahn
....never smokes
....loves cheese and potatoes
....must have at least 500g of meat in each meal
....always check with the latest fashion trend
....outdo your neighboor for Christmas decoration during Christmas
....Workaholic but a family guy

[Warhaven]

You know you are Warhavenite, if the concept of going to the DMV fills you with such fear that you need medication just to calm down.

[Neomoskull]

You know your a Neo if....
-Your a Kaiju
-You think Humans look like ants
-You never saw a ant
-You only know of ants because you fought a giant ant
-You can breath fire or something similar
-You can make tension wires go down
-You speak Japanese
-You climb towers with woman
-You only want to protect your kids
-You only want to find your mom
-Your named after a Japanese Manga or Drink
-You had a epic fight with Godzilla
-Your the folly of man
-You like getting your back scratched
-Your a bit Xenophobic
-They say you need to go

[Nyastiran]

You know you are a Ñastranian if...

You have a goverment assigned name. (like 176582)
You flinch every time you see an american flag, or any other symbol of freedom.
Sex is the only fun you get.
You have no idea that any other nations exist. (about 70% of the common folk belive this)
The Goverment is your god.
You only attended school for three years of your life. (and no, you didn't drop out, either)
You get a 6 day work week, with the 7th day known as; "Sexday" where you either spend that at one of the goverment run brothels, or with your goverment chosen wife.
You have a constant sense that someone is watching you.
Someone IS constantly watching you.
You've reported your parents to goverment athourites.

[Ruskarkand]

You know you are a Dragoon/Ruskarkan if...

...You have a tail.
...You consider humans to be tasty.
...You love cutting things up.
...You loathe humans.
...You love metal music.
...You have a coat of Ice on your scales.
...You see life through a biomechanical eyepiece.
...You worship a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
...You are referred to as a 'Unitologist'
...You love snow fighting.
...You like running fast.
...You get heat stroke at 20 degrees celcius.
...You have a pair of claws with thumbs.
...You love torturing humans in in-humane wa- oh wait.
...You punch someone for stepping on your tail.
...You love cats.

[Neomoskull]

You know you are a Ñastranian if...

You have a goverment assigned name. (like 176582)
You flinch every time you see an american flag, or any other symbol of freedom.
Sex is the only fun you get.
You have no idea that any other nations exist. (about 70% of the common folk belive this)
The Goverment is your god.
You only attended school for three years of your life. (and no, you didn't drop out, either)
You get a 6 day work week, with the 7th day known as; "Sexday" where you either spend that at one of the goverment run brothels, or with your goverment chosen wife.
You have a constant sense that someone is watching you.
Someone IS constantly watching you.
You've reported your parents to goverment athourites.

You know your a Kaiju if....
-You will destroy Nyastiran everyday until it is nothing but free and anti monster.

[Staenwald]

...a Staenwaldiensian if...

...an industrious go-getter...
... don't have a very sentimental attachment to the majority of your belongings...
...you consquently like to sell them to keep space free...
...you like to only buy enough food for the week because full cupboards annoy you...
...even though you know it's not economical to have an empty freezer all the time...
...you are pretty self-interested...
...but still have the inclination to help people if it's no bother to you...
...you support you capitalist, free market government...
...you don't lobby for help from government...
...you appeal to other people's benevolvence...
...you are an atheist...

[Ruskarkand]

You know you are a Ñastranian if...

You have a goverment assigned name. (like 176582)
You flinch every time you see an american flag, or any other symbol of freedom.
Sex is the only fun you get.
You have no idea that any other nations exist. (about 70% of the common folk belive this)
The Goverment is your god.
You only attended school for three years of your life. (and no, you didn't drop out, either)
You get a 6 day work week, with the 7th day known as; "Sexday" where you either spend that at one of the goverment run brothels, or with your goverment chosen wife.
You have a constant sense that someone is watching you.
Someone IS constantly watching you.
You've reported your parents to goverment athourites.

You know your a Kaiju if....
-You will destroy Nyastiran everyday until it is nothing but free and anti monster.

You know you are a True Dragoon/Ruskarkan if...
...You second this notion.

[Nyastiran]

You know you are a Ñastranian if...

You have a goverment assigned name. (like 176582)
You flinch every time you see an american flag, or any other symbol of freedom.
Sex is the only fun you get.
You have no idea that any other nations exist. (about 70% of the common folk belive this)
The Goverment is your god.
You only attended school for three years of your life. (and no, you didn't drop out, either)
You get a 6 day work week, with the 7th day known as; "Sexday" where you either spend that at one of the goverment run brothels, or with your goverment chosen wife.
You have a constant sense that someone is watching you.
Someone IS constantly watching you.
You've reported your parents to goverment athourites.

You know your a Kaiju if....
-You will destroy Nyastiran everyday until it is nothing but free and anti monster.

PSSSHHH, good luck. You morons are still stuck on earth, while we have four colonies located in the outer parts of the solar system.

[Neomoskull]

You know your a Kaiju if....
-You will destroy Nyastiran everyday until it is nothing but free and anti monster.

PSSSHHH, good luck. You morons are still stuck on earth, while we have four colonies located in the outer parts of the solar system.

Ruskarkand is FT
I also RP FT every once and awhile, in truth this is getting even worse for you.

[Nyastiran]

PSSSHHH, good luck. You morons are still stuck on earth, while we have four colonies located in the outer parts of the solar system.

Ruskarkand is FT
I also RP FT every once and awhile, in truth this is getting even worse for you.

OOC: ¿FT?

[Neomoskull]

Ruskarkand is FT
I also RP FT every once and awhile, in truth this is getting even worse for you.

OOC: ¿FT?

Future Tech
So if we also RP FT we will have a bigger pop then now and we will also have fleets, these will be gigantic, your royally screwed.

[Ruskarkand]

PSSSHHH, good luck. You morons are still stuck on earth, while we have four colonies located in the outer parts of the solar system.

Ruskarkand is FT
I also RP FT every once and awhile, in truth this is getting even worse for you.

[OOC]
Wrong, we consider ourselves to be a PMT, but we still space travel, we just don't have massive space lasers of death and all the other shit most FT nations have, if you will.

[General Resources LTD]

You know you're a GR-Ite if you are...

- Eating more veggies and fruits in one day more than meat in a year.
- Paying your taxes weekly.
- Working for one corporate entiy.
- Fighting and dying for a company's greedy cause.
- Flying awesome PMT combat planes.
- Downloading people onto The Electrosphere.
- Blowing up Neucom INC's laboratories.
- Buying out entire countries as property.
- Shooting famous people. *HEADSHOT*
- Burning flags of other nations.
- Celebrating the purchase and selling of stocks.
- Raiding the breakfast pantry for Fruit Loops.

[Sebastianalandia]

You know you're a Sebastianalandian if...

-You eat potato every day, but never stop loving it
-You arrive a few minutes early to nearly every appoitment
-If you do end up late, you throw yoursekf to the host's feet and kiss them out of instinct
-You make do with only analog watches that need to be wound-up each day
-You can tell the time by looking at the sky for a few seconds
-You find military jackboots oddly arousing
-You've never eaten any icecream flavour other than chocolate
-You don't get bored standing in line for a loaf of bread every few days
-You distrust elevators
-You consider it normal for have a television channel titled "Central Pornography station"
-On any given issue, you either have a strong opinion that you will stubbornly defend to the death, or no opinion at all
-You consider it an honour to die from overwork
-Yoy've never tasted alcohol
-You've never smoked
-You drink gallons of tea on a regular basis
-You consider people who own more than two pairs of shoes scandalous wastrels
-You maintain your conscript uniform in top condition, and wear it frequently
-You consider sex to be a friend-friend activity
-You follow football (soccer) with the devotion of a Latinamerican
-Your name is too complicated to explain to foreigners
-You are thrilled by capital punishment, but gasp in horror at spanking children
-Your mix of Germanic and Slavonic mannerisms perplex natives of both ethnicities
-You follow orders unthinkingly
-You can wish away contradictions
-You have a very high tolerance for either heat or cold, but not both
-Regardless of gender, men in uniform turn you on
-You're disproportinately likely to label yourself bisexual
-You've never heard any Western music after the 80's
-You learnt to goose-step at age six
-You don't associate the raised right-arm salute with the Nazis, or even Fascism in general
-You buy all the lies the Party throws at you

[Packville]

You know you are Packvillian if....

You have been married since you were 18, have about 3 kids, and still managed to work your way through university.

You quit drinking whisky because you didn't have the time to get drunk.

It doesn't matter if you are a man or woman, you have washed dishes, worked outside the home, and changed diapers.

You got married in a church service conducted in Gaelic.

Your money has 3 different faces on it, from three different rulers in the past year.

You don't know anyone who has had an abortion.

You're still getting used to this newfangled idea called freedom.

[Novikov]

You know you're Novikovský if...

... you're working on your second magister but you haven't paid a mawý in tuition.
... at least half your family works for the government.
... the other half of your family is either too young to work, or retired.
... your father's resteraunt business is booming, but he can't get a permit to hire that fourth waitress.
... you consider it your civil duty to vote in every election or referendum.
... you're at the polling station at least four times a year.
... your friends regularly debate with you over which socialist party you should support this election.
... you can read the nutritional information on your bottle of soda in all five languages.
... you can count the non-smokers you know on one hand.
... three of those non-smokers use marijuana anyways.
... you never make a business agreement without a celebratory glass of kónak.
... you got beaten up by football hooligans the last two times you visited Virabia.
... you ride your knockoff Honda PA50 to work everyday - sun, rain, or snow.
... you would consider it normal for psychaiatrists to prescribe a patient LSD.
... you simply call any firearm bigger than a pistol, pushka.
... you wanted to be a submarine captian when you were five.
... you are puzzled by the notion of a twelve-man jury - wouldn't an odd number prevent ties?
... your first appartment was destroyed by an Azazian airstrike.
... you resent your country's limited autonomy within the United Kingdom of Oceania almost as much as you fear what would happen if they left.
... you think of doctors as civil servants.
... your uncle's farm is still poisoned from your own army's chemical weapons.
... you have never gone a week without eating fish or cabbage.
... you're plan to retire at 60, just like everyone else.
... you have more faith in government wellfare than church charities.
... you and half your friends are atheists.
... despite this, you actually prayed during the Cup of Peace.
... you have at least one relative named Vaclav.
... you threw a rotten cabbage at the last conservative you met.
... you learned to roll cigarettes before your left kindergarden.
... the name of your political party is also the name of your favorite movie.
... you think distributing communist pamphlets is a legitimate profession.

[Andreass]

You know you're an Andreian when...

...you only receive half of your supposed wage because of a 50% income tax
...you still study in elementary school even though you're 35 years old
...you realize that guns are sold freely
...you wake up and noticed that you live in a shack, and from 1000 residents only one who have a decent home
...you stand in the middle of the road for hours and no car hit you
...you walk in the side of the street and a car hits you