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Unibot II
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Postby Unibot II » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:33 pm

Eduard also has a wiki page now > http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=Eduard_Heir
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Sanctaria
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Founded: Sep 12, 2008
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Postby Sanctaria » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:04 pm

Ok, new representative.

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Deputy Maria Tonyatova, MHD BComm(Account), EMBA, PGDA(IntlRel)

Age: 52

Birthplace: Doran Town, Haven Province, Sanctaria

Education: Tonyatova graduated from Secondary School with all honours and progressed to the then Royal University of Sanctaria, Sanctus for her degree - a Bachelor of Commerce in Accounting which she achieved with a 1:1 honours. Looking for a career in banking, she stayed at RUSS and completed an Executive Masters in Business Administration. Tonyatova also completed a PostGraduate Diploma in International Relations.

Employment: Tonyatova first found work, at 25, as assistant manager of the Sanctarian National Bank, Corpus City (North Mall) branch. At 30, she was promoted to manager of this branch, a position she held for several years. When she was 36 she left her job to become Junior Vice-President of Marketing at the Sanctus International Bank; she was appointed to President of the Marketing Section at 39. She was promoted, at 43, to Junior Vice-President of SIB, a position she left at 48 to contest the national elections for the CPS.

Politics: Member of the Conservative Party of Sanctaria (CPS). Although quite liberal when it comes to social values, Tonyatova has proven to be fairly right wing in economic issues. Seen a very left member of the CPS.

Titles: Madame Ambassador, Deputy Maria Tonyatova, Minister for the World Assembly at the Department of Foreign Affairs.

Responsibilities: She is reponsible for Sanctaria's involvement in the World Assembly - both in the General Assembly and Security Council.

Interests: Tonyatova has admitted that she's a keen poker player. She also enjoys reading, and writing, plays. Having acted in her youth, Maria, often attends the cinema, theatre and street performances. She has a keen interest in the economy and markets, and on occassion, gives informal business advice to collegues.
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Omigodtheykilledkenny
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:22 pm

Unibot II wrote:Eduard also has a wiki page now > http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=Eduard_Heir

You mean this whole time Unibot was an offshore corporate tax shelter? :lol:
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Unibot II
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Postby Unibot II » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:17 pm

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:
Unibot II wrote:Eduard also has a wiki page now > http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=Eduard_Heir

You mean this whole time Unibot was an offshore corporate tax shelter? :lol:


You didn't know? :hug:
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Flibbleites
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Postby Flibbleites » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:52 pm

I was going to provide a link to Bob's wiki page, then I looked at it and realized just how massively out of date it is.

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Mahaj
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Postby Mahaj » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:32 pm

OOC: Please note that this guy is the representative of Mahaj through Mahaj WA Seat


Ambassador - Mr. Varun Vale
(Also known as Mr. V)

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Age: 70

Birthplace: The Mahajite Region of Mahaj

Family: Varun grew up in a time of war and hardship in the Mahajite region. He was born to a family where he had 5 other siblings. Currently he is the only one living. His parents both died in an accident in 1960. His siblings, except for one, were captured by rival gangs and killed before Varun was 10. The other sibling died in jail 2 years ago.

Education: None, really, but is a very wise and learned man who has earned the trust of the President to serve as the ambassador to the world.

Employment: Served as a village chief in the Mahajite region until 1988, joined the Mahaj government as an aid in 1990. He served as the ambassador to the region from 1990-2009, when he got appointed as the ambassador to the WA after the previous representative, Jack Ko, died.

Background: Varun had a hard time surviving, clinging to the support of his tribe. However, he became stronger, and led his tribe for a while. His tribe, under his leadership, was one of the most prosperous in the history of the nation. Under the Mahaj government's Reach For Your Roots Program, he was appointed to help the government in an administrative role. Two years ago he was appointed Ambassador to the WA after the death of Jack Ko.

Fun facts: He often comes up with ideas that don't materialize into anything.

Politics: Believes government must do what is right for the people. Is nationalist, believes in National Sovereignty.

Titles: Representative to the WA, 2009-present.

Interests: Hunting, fishing, farming, writing.

Staff: Assisted by a host of Mahaj Intellects.
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Lykosia
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Postby Lykosia » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:36 am

Ambassador - Winston John Wolfe (Often called Winston)

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Age: 48

Birthplace: Snowpoint City, Lykosia

Family: His only family is a wife about his age, her name's Clara Wolfe; and a wolf named Rocky who always follows him everywhere he goes, even in the WA building (I wonder, ever anyone notice that?)

Education: Scholar of International Relations, State University of Lykosia

Employment: Winston has been in the State University of Lykosia as a lecturer for around twelve years. He then offered by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs as the minister's expert staff. After six years, he was promoted to be Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs. In December 2010, he was appointed to be Lykosian representative for the WA.

Background: Winston is one of ten people who nominated as "Lykosian Most Honorable People" by The Nation Magazine

Fun facts: Winston always followed by a male grey wolf, Rocky, which is his beloved pet. Winston also always carries a vintage black suitcase, made exclusively by the greatest hand-made suitcase maker in Lykosia as a gift. In it he always bring a brown folder, his lunch, a pencil case, a laptop, a pocket camera and a small notes. Sometimes his pet's lunch too.

Politics: Not affiliated with any political parties and not interested in them. However he is a centrist.

Titles:
Current: Representative to the World Assembly
Former (from most recent): Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs ('88-'94), Ministry of Foreign Affairs Expert Staff ('82-'84)

Responsibilities: To represent the people of Lykosia, he must behave like all Lykosian being.

Interests: Wolves, photography, books, music, adventure.

Once said: "Shut up, Rocky. Or I will throw you to the Ice Abyss."
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Motuka
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Founded: Jun 03, 2005
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Postby Motuka » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:13 am

No picture, sorry :/

Name: Sándor Bakhísh Kaji Verkheta s' Khíva, son of Múdj

Age: 45

Birthplace: As outright stated in his full name, Khíva Province -- more specifically, Áishkiz.

Family: Seven brothers and sisters, most employed in business. A wife, estranged, and two children.

Education: Dropped out of primary school (see below); later obtained a university degree in international law.

Employment: In order (see below): farmer, landowner, junior diplomat, senior diplomat. Currently occupies the Blue Room (which, despite its name, is not actually blue): longstanding home of Motuka's World Assembly presence.

Background: Youngest of eight children, young Sandor found the busy Kaji household far too noisy and chaotic for his tastes and therefore at the age of twelve apprenticed himself to a farmer whose homestead was also far too noisy and chaotic for his tastes. Presumably he hoped to make the bustle of his household seem pleasant by the time he returned there; but whatever the reason, that never came to pass. Instead Sandor purchased the farm from his master and proved quite a successful businessman until growing weary of the noise, selling the farm and moving to Vekhtai where he enrolled in the state university to study law. In his postgraduate studies he specialised this further to international law and before long was hired by the perpetually short-staffed Motukan government, becoming Diplomat-at-Large in his own right when his perpetually harassed boss stepped down after ten years of earaches. The irony of abandoning a farmstead full of squawking chickens, bleating goats and whistling shadhavari for the General Assembly on account of the noise has never been lost on him.

Fun facts: Kaji has six fingers on his left hand, and is red-green colourblind. He can also play the euphonium and who the hell actually reads these things, anyway? >.<

Politics: Unlike most of his comrades in the seat of Diplomat-at-Large, Kaji does not claim to be apolitical; he is socially conservative (i.e. tending to preserve the status quo of Motukan society) and economically liberal (i.e. tending to desire change and greater freedom in economic affairs). By international standards he would be considered a neoliberal or libertarian. Motuka lacks political parties, but he's typically aligned with whoever opposes the Model Citizen, and claims to find democracy a preferable alternative to the MAE's current system.

Titles: Exclave Diplomat-at-Large; Exclave Ambassador to the Blue Room

Responsibilities: Many. Apart from representing Motuka in the General Assembly, due to staffing shortages Kaji is also one of the go-to diplomats whenever the MAE needs a representative somewhere; he's thus continually zooming off to foreign parts of the globe to meet with some leader or other for a few days, leaving junior staff members to argue the point, and is perpetually distracted even on the GA's voting floor.

Interests: Alcohol. He has tried to interest a few other GA representatives in forming a low-brass ensemble in the name of global solidarity, but the international response has been tepid.

Staff: Notably, by his special request, includes a five-year-old girl (currently his younger daughter); any holes in a proposal she can point out should be remedied immediately.
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Political compass: Approximately -8 Social/+1 Economic (OOC); -6 Social/+9 Economic (IC) ~ Making Maps [suggestions welcome]

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Omigodtheykilledkenny
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:07 pm

Flibbleites wrote:I was going to provide a link to Bob's wiki page, then I looked at it and realized just how massively out of date it is.

You know, you are allowed to update. Image

At any rate, all new entries sorted...or at least they should be. Lemme know if you no likey. :(
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Flibbleites
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Postby Flibbleites » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:06 am

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:
Flibbleites wrote:I was going to provide a link to Bob's wiki page, then I looked at it and realized just how massively out of date it is.

You know, you are allowed to update. Image

That would require a little thing called time.

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Frenequesta
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Founded: Oct 22, 2010
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Frenequesta » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:01 pm

Frenequesta WA Ambassador Lionel Daniel Ersthauer

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Age: 54

Birthplace: Port Effretikon, Neublick, Joplinia-Lambscott

Education: Graduated magna cum laude from Christensen University, with a Bachelor of Arts in Linguistics, a Master of Science in Linguistics, and a Master of Science in International Diplomacy.

Politics: Pacifist, environmentalist, economically centrist, sides with the Novelty Party (Frenequesta's anarcho-syndicalist faction).

Background: See this link.

Titles: WA Ambassador

Responsibilities: To vote on, criticize, write, and edit WA legislation, as well as represent Freneq interests to the Intergalactic Community.

Interests: Foreign Language, International Law, Opera, Crossword/Sudoku Puzzles, film, mixing cocktails

Quirks: Known to sing drunken opera arias at the Stranger's Bar, scratches his left hand when speaking to a large group (it was stabbed in a bar fight in his college years)
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Jesoland
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Founded: Dec 11, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Jesoland » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:55 am

His Grace Alexander Bonaga-Tronchera, Duke of the Bonagan Contado
Plenipotentiary Minister of the King of Jesoland for the World Assembly

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A portrait of the Ambassador

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Bonaga-Tronchera Great Coat of Arms

Age: 67

Birthplace: Bonaga-Tronchera's Manor, Upper Tronchera, Bonaga

Education: Graduated cum laude doctor utriusque iuris (id est, Both Laws), Catholic University of St. John the Baptist, Baradel

Politics: Conservative, he is seen as an extremist NatSov in Jesoland but in WA he found himself to be a moderate. He's a member of the Senate of the Reign; despite it should be apartitical, he supports Democratic National Union, a small right-wing loyalist party currently in the opposition.

Family: vidower, two sons (40 and 32) and a daughter (37).

Background: Third son of the Duke Aloisius, he was intended to become a clergyman so he went and studied in Catholic University. After the death of his elder brother Carl, officer in the army, he left the cloister to take his place. He became an high officer of the Staff of the Paramount Commander, and then served as Minister for the Foreign Affairs when the military covered the most important roles of government. When he left the office he was appointed to the Senate.
He was appointed to WA when the Senate and the right of the House of Commons decided that the previous ambassador didn't have the skills to oppose the left-leaning agenda of the WA.

Responsibilities: As plenipotentiary minister, he has great discretion in deciding whether to approve or not the proposals without consulting his government.

Staff: A longtime secretary and a small team of young interns (4-5); among them, the feckless son of Liberal Jesolandic Party secretary.

Interests: Hunt; Paleography (ancient manuscripts)
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Constitutional Monarchy
State religion: Catholicism
Official Language(s): Latin, English, Italian
Head of State: HM Francis I Bonaga
Head of Government: The RtHon Joseph The Earl of Spinus (DC)

Legislature: Congress
Upper house: Senate of the Reign
  • Appointed by King
  • Nonpartisan (formally)
  • 50 members, 30 from aristocracy and 20 from clergy
  • Exclusive jurisdiction on matters of dynastic
  • Mandatory advisory jurisdiction over House's proposals
  • Ecclesiastic court
  • Supreme court
Lower house: House of Representatives
  • Elected by universal suffrage
  • Multi-party sistem. Current majority: Christian Democracy (centrist), Christian-Social Party (center-left), Liberal Party (center-right), Monarchic Constitutional Party (center-right)
  • Responsible house

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Mesogirian WA Mission
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Postby Mesogirian WA Mission » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:26 pm

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Kelly Rodriguez

Age: 27

Birthplace: New York City, Hamiltonia, Mesogiria

Education: Law and Political Science at Hong-Kong-on-Lycria University

Employment: Former research-analyst for the ministry for the Occupied Territories, Former Special Advisor to the Minister for the Occupied Territories, Former Delegate to the WA for Mesogiria

Politics: Vaguely centrist, left and right tendencies on conflicting issues

Titles: Mission Delegate and Ambassador-at-Large for the Imperial Commonwealth

Responsibilities: Filing enough reports to keep the State and Foreign Affairs Department from looking too closely at the WA, and getting their shorts in a bunch, in addition to keeping her bar tab under control.

Interests: History, chess, volleyball, drinking

Once said: "You know, what this country needs is a really good five-centavo beer."
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Omigodtheykilledkenny
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Tue May 17, 2011 12:34 pm

Frenequesta, Jesoland and Mesogiria added -- if you guys are still around, that is.

I've also upgraded the links in the master list using the [/post] tags. Please let me know if your ambassador link now takes you to a Generalite post or something; if I have goofed on anything, I'd like to know.

Another reminder about our NSwiki directory: you can add just your ambassador's name to the list if you want (although you do need to register to edit pages now), but if you create a separate article for your representative, please let us know here or telegram me the link. Danke. (And if you need any help regarding wiki editing, feel free to drop me a line.)
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Postby Mousebumples » Tue May 17, 2011 3:59 pm

(OOC: I've never posted to this, have I?)

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Nikolas Eberhart
(NSwiki)


Age: 32
Birthplace: Moriposa, Mousebumples
Family: Unmarried, no family as of yet; son of Augustus Eberhart, who was a well-respected Mousebumples diplomat for most of his adult life
Education: Masters in Diplomacy, University of Moustantinople
Employment: Nikolas served for 5 years as the Ambassador's Aide to Lizzy Hall (NSwiki) after graduating from the University of Moustantinople
Background: As his father served as a diplomat, Nikolas was exposed to international cultures and languages at an early age. He is fluent in English, Mousebumplonian, and Latin but is able to converse in many more. He understands the important role he serves as the official spokesperson for the Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples within this chamber, but he sometimes takes his role a bit too seriously and forgets to have fun.
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Geoffrey Von Käse (NSwiki) - Official Grammarian
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Mallorea and Riva
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Postby Mallorea and Riva » Wed May 18, 2011 4:10 pm

Zakath




Age: 35

Birthplace: Mal Zeth, Mallorea (Pre-Merger)

Family: Married to the now deceased heir to the Rivan Throne, Cyradis.

Education: Officer Training at Mal Zeth Military Academy, has studied GA Law.

Employment: Zakath has served in the Mallorean military as a General for nearly seven years before being elected President. After his engagement to Cyradis he declared himself President for life, and currently chooses to visit the World Assembly as his country's Ambassador. His boredom with peacetime rule and restlessness following his wife's passing is often attributed to this.

Background: Little is known of Zakath's parents or other family, as Mal Zeth was devastated by disease shortly after his birth. The rebuilding that occurred afterwards left him to be adopted by then-General Ctuchik when the General was passing through an orphanage during a propaganda shoot. After being put into the Mal Zeth Military Academy Zakath quickly proved to be an adept tactician, with a flair for leadership. His political role started only after a long term in the Mallorean military, where he was a voice for increased funding and investment in military dominance. His nation's regional militaristic dominance is credited to his past and current policies.

Once said: "Just you wait, once I get the details ironed out in the resolution, earthquakes, floods, meteor strikes will all be a thing of the past."

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Omigodtheykilledkenny
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Wed May 18, 2011 10:13 pm

Mousebumples wrote:
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Nikolas Eberhart

You forgot to include his wiki page, but I'll add it to the OP anyway. Evan Lysacek, right? :p
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Moronist Decisions » Thu May 19, 2011 5:27 am

In our nation, the Chief Representative to the World Assembly is always the ranking Vice-Minister of Foreign Affairs, who does keep an office and participate in debates from time to time, but doesn't really spend much time at WAHQ. For most practical purposes, Robert Gatwick, the Deputy Chief Representative, is our representative to the WAGA.

His Excellency Robert Gatwick
Deputy Chief Representative and Permanent Representative to the World Assembly General Assembly
Director of International Mayhem, Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Age: 39

Birthplace: Steinmetz

Education: BA in English Literature, University of Moronist Decisions; MBA, Oxford University

Politics: Pragmatic mostly; however, it is slightly irrelevant given that he is a bureaucrat.

Family: married

Background: He obtained his BA in English Literature and joined the External Relations Office of Canberra as a clerk I in 2000 (rising to executive officer in charge of tourism). In 2002-2003, he went and took his MBA in Oxford, and returned to join the Ministry of Foreign Affairs as a Desk Officer in the Directorate for Confederate Atheist State Affairs. He was moved to become Secretary II (Embassy Establishment - Construction Finances) in the Administrative Office of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in 2005, and was promoted to Secretary I in 2007. In 2008, he was transferred temporarily to be Executive Officer for the Department of International Affairs, University of Moronist Decisions. In 2009, he became a Counselor to the Ambassador to Old Beringia, and in 2010 was recalled to Moronist Decisions to take up the position as Deputy Director of International Mayhem, and has since been transferred and promoted to Ambassadorial rank as Deputy Chief Representative to the World Assembly (while remaining Deputy Director of International Mayhem). In 2011, as part of a shake-up that saw closer alignment between the Directorate for International Mayhem and the Office of the Representative to the World Assembly, Gatwick was promoted to Director of International Mayhem.

Responsibilities: He is responsible for cultivating relationships and representing our nation in the World Assembly. He reports to Karl Rufflefinger and does issue minor statements without consulting the Council of Morons with concurrence between the two of them. However, the Lion holds a very tight grip on foreign affairs, and voting without approval of the Lion in Council is punishable as petty treason.

Staff: Karl Rufflefinger, as his boss, is responsible for policy-level decisions with concurrence from the Lion in Council and does spend a little time here, especially when controversial matters are presented. A Secretary II (Robert Smithers) runs the intern program (4-5 students from the University of Moronist Decisions) and also represents our nation in the WASC (as charges d'affaires ad interim, since noone wants that job). We also have two full-time clerks, as well as two domestic assistants.

Interests: A workaholic, he does play computer games from time to time.
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Postby Mousebumples » Thu May 19, 2011 8:17 am

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:You forgot to include his wiki page, but I'll add it to the OP anyway. Evan Lysacek, right? :p

Whoops. I had the page open for reference to what I'd already listed as a part of his backstory, and then I forgot to put in the link. I've corrected that, but thanks for hunting it down for me.

And, yes, my WA Ambassador is Evan Lysacek, my Grammarian is Neil Patrick Harris, and my nation's leaders are Jennifer Garner. :P I have no idea who that woman is that I'm using for our clerk, though.
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Destructor Bunnies
Envoy
 
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Postby Destructor Bunnies » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:00 pm

In light of recent developments, the powers that be ( Yelda ) have determined that the Destructor Bunnies might benefit from a bit of....human guidance in their internal and international affairs. A full-scale mutiny is a thing to be taken seriously and it is thought that a firm hand on the wheel might avert any such occurrences in the future.

Without further ado we would like to introduce the Bunnies new head of state, head of government, defense minister, justice minister, foreign minister, propaganda minister, dog catcher, director of research, transportation minister, intelligence minister, internal security minister, chef de cuisine, minister of culture, surgeon general, and WA ambassador, Doctor Alec Eiffel.

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Age: 46

Birthplace: Velouria, Nerdocrombesia

Education: Alec is a graduate of the Yeldan Institute of International Affairs where he majored in xenolinguistics, with a minor in music theory.

Politics: He has some...

Family: His brothers Encanta Eiffel and Havalina Eiffel

Background: Alec and his family emigrated from Nerdocrombesia, eventually settling in Yelda, when he and his brothers were infants. Four years later their parents were killed and eaten by Klöllens while on a family vacation, leaving the youngsters as orphans and wards of the State.

Upon completing his higher education, Alec served in the Yeldan Office of WA Affairs for a number of years before taking his current assignment. He composed a song describing his time in the Yeldan WA Office.

Responsibilities: Representing Yelda, via the Destructor Bunnies, in the popular TV reality show The World Assembly.

Staff: His two brothers, along with numerous destructor bunnies.

Interests: Outer space, surfing, music.
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Frenequesta
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Postby Frenequesta » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:29 am

Omigodtheykilledkenny, would you mind adding the wiki link for Lionel Ersthauser to the table of contents please? The link in "Background" is his page.
I’m mostly here for... something to do, I suppose.

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Omigodtheykilledkenny
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:01 am

Whoops, missed that one. Thanks, I'll add it in my next update.
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-Newfoundland-
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Founded: Apr 18, 2010
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Postby -Newfoundland- » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:38 am

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Martin Drummond

Age: 80

Birthplace: Hopedale, Labrador, Newfoundland.

Education: Attended local primary school before boarding at North Labrador Grammar for his secondary education. Gained a First in History at St. John's University on the island of Newfoundland in 1942 before going to war, returning for a Master's Degree completed in 1947.

Employment: Became local alderman for Labrador in 1950, before being elected to the first Newfoundland Diet in 1971, becoming the Grand Marquess' most loyal Premier in 1975. He held this position for 23 years before retirement in 1998. However in 2001 he became alderman in Labrador once again, until his call to take up the role of WA representative for Newfoundland in 2010 and his subsequent appointment as delegate for the EU Overseas Territories in 2011.

Politics: Conservative, now Independent.

Religion: Presbyterian Calvinist- a 31% minority in mostly Catholic Newfoundland.

Titles: National Representative to the World Assembly, Regional Delegate to the World Assembly.

Responsibilities: Very little outside of WA affairs, which are almost entirely his domain.

Interests: History, theology, international relations, and theatre.

Once said: "Must we, really? Just to show that they're really, really, weally, weally evil, we're going to give them TWO condemnations? Let's just not. If we do this, there's probably grounds to give Macedon and each of its member states 55 or so condemnations because they're really, really, weally, you get the idea." -- On "Condemn NAZI EUROPE (Again)".

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I'm a Lumberjack, and That's Okay.

Postby Astrolinium » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:08 am

Ambassador - Dr. Giovanni Belarosa Romero, PhD

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Age: 47 (August 4th, 1969)
Birthplace: Possibly somewhere in Malsitar
Family: One son, possibly deceased.
Real Name: Joán Velrus Rümeri
Other Aliases: Gioanne Romeri, Jovan Rymer, Bella Rosa
Education: Masters in Political Science from the University of Eugepae; Doctorate of Philosophy in the Field of International Relations from the University of Malsitar Online
Employment: 1998-Present: Secretary of Foreign Affairs of Astrolinium; 2011-Present: Astrolinian Ambassador to the World Assembly
Background: Giovanni Romero is an interesting man about whom little is concretely known. What is known, however, merely serves to obfuscate and confuse. For one thing, he does not appear to have a birth certificate, but he does have a citizen's ID number from Malsitar. He is believed to have been born in a small coastal town on the Mediterranean some 46 years ago. There appears to be no record of him prior to 1998, though he has hinted from time to time at time spent in a prison as a political hostage. What is known of his life is the events afterwards. In 1998, he appeared in Astrolinium following a shipwreck of the S.S. Neptunus, a ship which sailed from Eugepae. He was quickly brought into town and cleaned up by the locals, who wished to learn about this strange man who was now cursing at them in broken Latin. After a few days, he had settled down, and it was discovered he likely had some vague sort of background in political science. So, naturally, the King appointed him as his Secretary of Foreign Affairs. It is unknown as to whether or not he was a good Secretary of Foreign Affairs, as Astrolinium is a small island which rarely makes use of his position. It is known that he spent most of this time purchasing Malsitari prostitutes, with whom he would discuss Marx.
Fun facts: His office is, in fact, a Janitor's Closet. He is unaware of this, and so is understandably upset when the Janitor yells at him in Finnish and kicks him until he leaves.
He is also known to carry around a Large Marble Bust of Karl Marx, with a small plaque on the bottom. The plaque reads 'A Tribute to the Beard of Wonder'. He keeps a shot glass in the bottom of the bust. The bust has shattered many times, and is probably about 50% superglue by this point.
He is furthermore prone to toting about a dull wooden spear as a comment on the civility of the WA.
His office has recently been upgraded to an actual office (if a very small one) located in Suite 1-45-6B of the General Assembly Tower.
He recently discovered that he has an illegitimate fourteen-year-old son via one of the above mentioned Malsitari prostitutes. The worst part? The child's been named the Junior Ambassador.
After camping out at WABM and refusing to leave until his demands were met, he now has an office located in Suite 307-21-2F of the General Assembly Tower.
He once appeared totally unclothed in the General Assembly to debate a proposal on public nudity. The ambassador from Sionis Prioratus reportedly fainted at the sight of his "Italian-sized penis".
Politics: He is a "communist" because he thinks Karl Marx had one sweet beard. In reality, he has never read Marx, and is not a communist at all. He's more of an economic centrist, and a hard social authoritarian. His politics are more or less economically left and socially centrist. He is also a strong IntFed and has become a somewhat staunch traditionalist.
Titles: Senior Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the World Assembly; Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Responsibilities: Reading proposals, making Astrolinium's stance known, voting on proposals, writing proposals, babysitting his child, and conducting foreign relations for Astrolinium and Ankh Mauta.
Interests: Writing joke proposals, office-mongering, nitpicking small grammatical errors, drinking at the Strangers' bar, plotting ways to cause Aram Koopman bodily harm, attempting to get his child sent home and away from the festering snakepit, trying to "get some", drinking the pain away.
Once said: "You know something? I want a mother-fucking space fleet. I deserve one for trying to stay sane here with a fourteen-year-old to duct ta- I mean, babysit."
Staff: None currently.
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Postby Princess Luna » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:07 am

So, new character, and not much on him yet...

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Age: 35
Birthplace: Cloudsdale, Equestria
Family: One sister, Majestic Wreath, Minister of State Security
Education: M.A. Politics University of Maneapolis
Employment: Prior Employment Senior Government Official, Equestrian Home Civil Service
Background: A refugee from oppression, he is one member of the rather bohemian colony of Princess Luna, operating as its ambassador to the World Assembly on behalf of the Princess.
Fun facts: He has constructed a floating cloud palace several miles from WAHQ to avoid having to pay for office space.
Politics: Pro-freedom, pro-business with regulation, low taxation, Humanitarian.
Titles: Current: Ambassador to the World Assembly; Former (from most recent): Senior Principal
Responsibilities: Representing his nation and its allies to the World Assembly.
Interests: Stargazing, flight, cloudball.
Once said: Princess, this dossier you gave me about this World Assembly... Very funny, but where's the real one?

Staff: He is assisted by Diplomatic Aide Stardrop. No other staff can be afforded on the Lunar World Assembly budget, which compares with that of a small baker's shop.
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