Congburgers Storefront

[Ostronopolis]

NOW WITH KING CONG

Greetings valued customers!

On behalf of the glorious alliance, The Conglomerate, we're intrigued in expanding our brah'ness to the furthest reaches of NationStates, including Global Economics and Trade. With such, the first noble storefront we shall open, is yours' truly, Congburgers™.

With the gloriousness of our brahs solidified, and the need to appease Jenrak's mighty appetite of being a big blick womanz wanting fastfood, this jointly operated storefront is here! Congburgers for life foo'! Try our new DoubleCong™ meal for the CONG in you™!

Menu:

Double Little Cong meal - for the kiddies! $0.99

Double Cong meal - 1.29

BIG CONG - 2.35

Coke - 0.54 - free refills!

Coke - 12.32 per line. No fucking refills for you, godamn druggie.

Jenrak - Chicken and watermelon meal - 2.40

United Dominion - Raw human leg plus bloodwine - 3.32

Solarva - Plain beef patty... bro style - 2.10

Malikov - Resident food drug dealer with chocolate malk meal - Depends on highness level.

The Parthians - Nuke'em meal - 2.13

Ralkovia - Rape your buildings and burn your women happily meal - 2.10

Amazonian Beasts - Pizza and sports food bro. Gatorade FOOTBALL. GOGOGOGOGOGOGO. - 3.10

Rethan - RAWRMILITARYDESTROYYOURAWR meal - 3.21

New Azura - Priestfries - 2.16

Tiurabo - RAWR ARGUMENT burger meal - 1.65

Allied Governments - GENOCIDEUFORGENOCIDING meal - 2.12

Storm Gard - Hi. I'm relatively levelheaded. Sorry for your disappointment. WAT R U DOIN WIT WE CRAZIES IN DA CONG meal - 3.21

Saurea - NS IS SRS BSNS meal - 2.10

Abruzi - Victory Gin, Victory Burger, and thoughtcrime death meal - 3.21 (on days when 2+2 =4 otherwise 5.32)

L3 Communications - TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL JOKES AND NEKED BUTT SECKS WITH SLIME GIRLS burger - 3.21

Brewdomia - killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill... oh look, sports... sportssportssportssportssports gogogogogo... oh look, people, killkillkillkillkillkilll NUEK meal - 3.21

Ostronopolis - Goody-tooshu guy in da Cong bro meal - 3.21

The Master M Power - I've got nothing under my kilt! Stereotypical Scot meal - 3.21

Grosshreinland Reich - I'm in ur room, watchin u fap. Comes with a free vibrator. Or phallus. Whichever way you go and all that meal - 3.21

Jagada - Dark Sphagetti 'n' Meatballs... WTF? Italian food in burger shop. - 3.20

Prevania - SUPER SECRET SAUCE FOR DA CONGBURGERS - 2.10

Vetok - Also relatively levelheaded. Pfft meal - 2.10

The Scandinvans - TROLOLOLOLOLOL NUEK4RELIGIONZ meal - 2.13

Ustio - LOLOLOLOL I BE ON IRCLURKING BUT I NOT IN MT... OWAITZ I go back now - 1.23

Tergnitz New guy meal - 3.20

THE BRAH MEAL - 15.65 - uber good bro.

THE CONG - Priceless.

[Malikov]

I demand that my meal come with a big glass of chocolate 'malk'. We also need the members only 'King Cong' meal, with a complimentary gorilla on the side. Iz is just teh punniest guy 'round here, amirite?

[Ostronopolis]

I demand that my meal come with a big glass of chocolate 'malk'. We also need the members only 'King Cong' meal, with a complimentary gorilla on the side. Iz is just teh punniest guy 'round here, amirite?

Greetings valued Mally!

Congburgers™ is incredibly intrigued by your suggestion. Therefore, we will oblige and create the King Cong™ meal. The complimentary gorilla is a nice touch. In honor of Amit's earlier purchase we'll make it a blowup King Cong Real Doll™. It has real fur! In all the right places! Chocolate malk will be added.

[Stedicules]

The Afrikaner State of Stedicules | Office of Buying Food
“Unity, Freedom, Work” | "Food is Metabolic Fuel!"

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To: CONGBURGERS
From: The Office of Buying Food
Subject: Feeding Stedicules's Children

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This establishment is indefinitely the best food stuffs storefront in all of Global Economics and Trade, henceforth, my treasury shall buy two-thousand of the below listed burgers;

A. L3 Communications - TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL JOKES AND NEKED BUTT SECKS WITH SLIME GIRLS burger
B. Grosshreinland Reich - I'm in ur room, watchin u fap. Comes with a free vibrator. Or phallus. Whichever way you go and all that meal

Signed,
Minister Kurt De Buys

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[Ostronopolis]

NOW WITH KING CONG

Greetings poor wittle African children!

As part of our duty to make your people fat, and more awesome with glorious Cong food, we will oblige most dutifully to give you your orders meals. Have fun with you phallus! And here is a free complimentary King Cong! Have a wondrous day and thank you for shopping at Wal... I mean uh, thank you for buying calories from Congburgers!

[Solarva]

Lol, I protest about the description for the Solarvan Meal, so plain. XD

Am I the norm now?

[Monte Sierre]

Monte Sierre would like to purchase 24 of your fast food restaurants so that the public may have access to your delicious foods. Please name a price

[Solarva]

Lol, I protest about the description for the Solarvan Meal, so plain. XD

Am I the norm now?

<Grat> WHO IS SOLARVA!

quoth the prospect.

You need to make a name for yourself man. D:

D: You know what? You're right. I meed to man up.

[Ostronopolis]

<Grat> WHO IS SOLARVA!

quoth the prospect.

You need to make a name for yourself man. D:

D: You know what? You're right. I meed to man up.

As part of the initiation... have intercourse with a rattlesnake. And allow Amit to watch. If you do so, you shall be changed to a badass.

[Marshmellowstan]

I demand that some unedible toxic waste filled treat that in no way resembles marshmellows or food be named after me!

[Solarva]

As part of the initiation... have intercourse with a rattlesnake. And allow Amit to watch. If you do so, you shall be changed to a badass.

But I'm not into rattlesnakes! D:<

(Worms are a different matter entirely trololol)

Lol, could I skip straight to the man part?

[The Soviet Technocracy]

As part of the initiation... have intercourse with a rattlesnake. And allow Amit to watch. If you do so, you shall be changed to a badass.

But I'm not into rattlesnakes! D:<

(Worms are a different matter entirely trololol)

wat

i use rattlesnakes as condoms im a badass