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Daphomir
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Posts: 945
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

F7 Clickbait

Postby Daphomir » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:09 pm

Attempting to revive a similar thread that vanished into the void a fair bit ago, we have F7 Clickbait! You say something, and BU turns it into a clickbait title.

Examples:
Nation 1 wrote:
I walked to school.


Nation 2 wrote:
ABSOLUTELY CRAZY WALK TO SCHOOL (COPS CALLED)(ALMOST DIED)

I ate a large pizza.


Nation 3 wrote:
EATING THE LARGEST PIZZA IN AMERICA!! ( NOT CLICKBAIT)(SISTER UNHAPPY)

I applied for the Olympics.

Something like that. Now, my fellow F7ers, shall we do this?

I bought some stuff from a grocery store.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
VOTE HARRIS 2024!

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Liberza
Envoy
 
Posts: 272
Founded: May 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Liberza » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:10 pm

WE GAVE THE CASHIER $30 FOR A $29 PURCHASE AND TOLD THEM TO KEEP THE CHANGE (Their reaction will shock you)

I listen to 50 Metallica songs!
hi im a dumbass and i like doing dumbass things, wanna talk about baseball or metallica?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2540087
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lib ... id=2545210

I am starting Liberza lore yet again from scratch!



:3 is dying out, copy and paste this in your sig if you're a true :3

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Kostane
Senator
 
Posts: 4704
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kostane » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:13 pm

Top 50 Metallica Songs Rated: Number 32 Will Leave You In Tears




There was rain today.
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Kostane is an old nation, rising from its enslavement to an AI overlord with attempts to be a global superpower.
Hi there! Pronouns are he/him, I’m a high schooler from Illinois who does debate in his free time (in addition to NS).
Kostane

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Swintern
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Nov 03, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Swintern » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:16 pm

ACID RAIN PUTS A HOLE THROUGH MY HOUSE'S ROOF, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT [Not Clickbait][cops called]

BN: I dropped my hamburger on the floor.
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~~~ Weekly Dad Joke Week 3 ~~~
I just burnt a Hawaiian Pizza... shoulda used aloha temperature.

G e t k o l o n i s e a r r e
Fan of all Minnesota sports
Except Hockey, I don't watch hockey.
NS stats are not canon
My flag was stolen from Reddit
Avid collector of dust

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Daphomir
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Posts: 945
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:19 pm

DROPPING BIG MAC FROM 1000 FEET ONTO THE GROUND!!! (SHOCKING)(COPS CALLED)


I kicked a ball.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
VOTE HARRIS 2024!

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Mercov
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Mercov » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:20 pm

BALL KICKED BRUTALLY BE VIOLENT MAN
Sleeping.
She/Her. Is this Revisionism in the room with us?
Proud Transexual Menace.
Free Palestine!
You...are loved. You should be happy! <3
me

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Supurior
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Feb 06, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Supurior » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:20 pm

Top 10 Free sounds for sleeping. Not a scam frfr no cap!
Bn. I Was in a fender bender
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Mossexi Travelers
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 20, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Mossexi Travelers » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:22 pm

THIS GUY JUST HIT ME AT 6,000 MPH! NOT CLICKBATE!

BN: Yesterday, I set one foot one grass.
Proverbs 21:19 "It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman."

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Arelont
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Jul 07, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arelont » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:48 pm

I JUST HELPED THE EARTH GROW! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (I ALMOST DIED!)



I flew on a airplane.
The 2nd Democratic Worker's Republic of Arelont
A nation plagued by political turmoil, now united against tyranny!
Average weird al fan.
I like Christmas.
Good Day to All and to All a Good Night
Honestly there should be a confederation between Israel and Palestine

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The Galactic Authority of Progress
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Jul 26, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Galactic Authority of Progress » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:52 pm

MAN TRAVELLED IN SPACE FOR OVER 24 HOURS IN A BLOODTHIRSTY VICIOUS MECHANICAL BIRD!11 DID HE SURVIVE?????? [ GONE SEXUAL ]

I eat food
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.......
Call me Lina.
You're welcome to telegram me if you want
Remember to take your raw milk today*
*for legal reasons, this might be a joke. Idk, you decide

Please call this nation IC Hyperione, a small, archipelagic planet home to the remnants of humanity still in existence by 40,000 AD.
N.S.A.P.N.C
Note: the current flag is not canon/IC. Hyperione has no flag. I will just use this flag for forum games. Also, it is NOT gay. Seven stripes instead of six, very different.

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Futurist State of Flassau
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1176
Founded: Jun 28, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Futurist State of Flassau » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:55 pm

I CONSUME OVER 100 CALORIES OF CARBON!??! DID I BECOME GIGACHAD!?! [COPS CALLED]

I play Hoi4
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He/Him
Living in the Chaos that is South East Asia
Still Somewhat Neutral on Homosexuality
Spiritual but not Religious
The Jewish People is there now, but the Palestinian Arab people is also there, i do not support either side, only a peaceful resolution.
Insult the Government, not the Citizen
For Democracy! Let Authoritarianism die and Freedom thrive!

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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 945
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Fri Oct 04, 2024 5:55 pm

COMPETING IN EPIC EATING CHALLENGE AGAINST JOEY CHESTNUT!!! (INSANE)(WATCH TILL THE END)

ninjad>:/

SPEEDRUNNING HOI4 WORLD CONQUEST!!! (GONE WRONG)(SISTER UNHAPPY)

I graduated from college.
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Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
VOTE HARRIS 2024!

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 945
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:38 pm

/bada B U M P
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
VOTE HARRIS 2024!

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Urine Town
Diplomat
 
Posts: 981
Founded: Feb 01, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby Urine Town » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:40 pm

Daphomir wrote:COMPETING IN EPIC EATING CHALLENGE AGAINST JOEY CHESTNUT!!! (INSANE)(WATCH TILL THE END)

ninjad>:/

SPEEDRUNNING HOI4 WORLD CONQUEST!!! (GONE WRONG)(SISTER UNHAPPY)

I graduated from college.



50 SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT DAPHOMIR YOU DIDN’T KNOW
#42 will PUNCH the SKIN OFF YOUR FACE
hint: he GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE

I lost my wallet
END CITIZENS UNITED
END VOTER SUPPRESSION
END GERRYMANDERING
END HATE SPEECH
END the GENOCIDE in UKRAINE
END the GENOCIDE in GAZA
Remember, Bobby, what became of him
REMEMBER!
How he indulged a whim
REMEMBER!
Remember how he made a mockery
He shunned the crockery
Off to the dockery
DON’T BE LIKE HIM

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Aason
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 15, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aason » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:42 pm

SOMEONE STOLE MY WALLET(GONE WRONG COPS WERE CALLED)
Spiders
From the President of Aason, Spiderwither “Patches”(Who's not a actual spider)
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
A progressive, pacifist island nation residing in Carcassonne
Primary banner made by a friend, not me
All stats and policies canon except for taxes, vats, employment, no smoking, patriotism, agriculture, and population
Nation somewhat represents my beliefs

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So uh lab here
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Posts: 570
Founded: Mar 26, 2024
Conservative Democracy

Postby So uh lab here » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:44 pm

I WAS ATTACKED BY AN EIGHT LEGGED KILLER!!!!!!
______________________________________________________________
I talked to a communist.
Your "progressivism" cannot justify cultural erasure, so leave our shipgirls alone.

"common knowledge, really."

from the river to the sea Jews and Arabs shall live in harmony (as soon as Hamas is destroyed)
I draw countryballs.
[box]
New Temecula has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to So uh lab here as a reminder of their "special relationship".[/box]

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Rylland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: May 26, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rylland » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:45 pm

COMMUNIST TRIED TO BLACKLIST AND PURGED ME (NOT CLICKBAIT AND 100% REAL!!!)

I drink 100 coke floats

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Daphomir
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Posts: 945
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:47 pm

I BROKE THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST COKES DRANK!!!(ALMOST DIED)(COPS CALLED)


I went to Burger King with my sister.
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Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
VOTE HARRIS 2024!

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The Vooperian Union
Minister
 
Posts: 2159
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:48 pm

I HAD A POLITICAL DISCUSSION WITH SOMEONE (IN THIS DAY AND AGE???)
Ninja’d
I WENT TO BURGER KING WITH MY SISTER AT 3 AM (SOMEONE DIED)

I visited my great grandmother who lives in Ohio midway through last year for her birthday.
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Welcome to the timeline I’m writing!
I’m gonna slowly writing an althistory timeline for Poland starting in 1912, slowly evolving into a Sci-Fi space empire. This is gonna take a while, so be patient. CURRENT YEAR: 1916
NS stats given a nice cup of tea and asked to have a good day, but not come back.
You may know me, you may not, but I ALWAYS COME BACK.
Factbooks finally canon!
No, I won't stop trying to turn people into furries.
AnCom genderflux transfem cat furry who is also aroace. My gender is TECHNICALLY girlflux, but I prefer the term femflux. Pronouns are She/Thon.
I WILL take your pronouns. I will NOT give them back.
Pronouns stolen: 1x He/Him, 1x They/Them.
I am a lightbulb nerd. Ask me your lightbulb related questions.

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Aason
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 15, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aason » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:51 pm

VISITED MY GRANDMA IN OHIO(YOU GYAT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS)
Dog
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From the President of Aason, Spiderwither “Patches”(Who's not a actual spider)
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
A progressive, pacifist island nation residing in Carcassonne
Primary banner made by a friend, not me
All stats and policies canon except for taxes, vats, employment, no smoking, patriotism, agriculture, and population
Nation somewhat represents my beliefs

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Burgerslandia
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Apr 08, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Burgerslandia » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:52 pm

gnosh :clap: :clap: :clap:

i shot biggie smalls in 1997
Roblox Tupac:
"Live thine life as a n00b BLOXXa until the day thou pass; Live thine life as a roleplaya 'cause even gettin' hacked."

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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 945
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:56 pm

GUN TESTING WITH BIGGIE SMALLS GONE WRONG!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)(COPS CALLED)


I went to Russia.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)
VOTE HARRIS 2024!

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Neo Conservative Amerika
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 18, 2024
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Neo Conservative Amerika » Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:58 pm

GUYS I FOUND DMITRY YAZOV REAL!!!!! (GREAT TRIAL MOMENT?) (CALLED ME A GERM)

I ate a whopper
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The New World order of Neo Konservative Amerika
A country based off an alternate future where Neo Conservatives win the upcoming American civil war

This country does not reflect the user’s ideals, it is an alternative self insert into a dystopian future.
This is an alt of Azurnailia and no I am not a Neo Conservative, read the previous spoiler buddy.

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Aason
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 15, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aason » Fri Oct 04, 2024 9:00 pm

MILLION DOLLAR VS ONE DOLLAR WHOPPER
I went on a date
From the President of Aason, Spiderwither “Patches”(Who's not a actual spider)
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
A progressive, pacifist island nation residing in Carcassonne
Primary banner made by a friend, not me
All stats and policies canon except for taxes, vats, employment, no smoking, patriotism, agriculture, and population
Nation somewhat represents my beliefs

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Burgerslandia
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Apr 08, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Burgerslandia » Fri Oct 04, 2024 9:00 pm

the downfall of western civilization ep.4: goyslop and israeli psyop tactics
skibidi rizz at 3 am

i shot tupac in 1996
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Roblox Tupac:
"Live thine life as a n00b BLOXXa until the day thou pass; Live thine life as a roleplaya 'cause even gettin' hacked."

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