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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 469
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Tue Oct 01, 2024 8:25 am

Autobrix


Fisher-Price
Located on the planet Aramnah as a technological powerhouse in a diverse multispecies sci-fantasy universe (PMT/FT/whatev), Yankeew@nk
Young American male, awkward, metalhead and history buff
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Schedule

ACBC:Even as Sesson-Graham govt moderates its rhetoric, Senate conservatives won't budge on getting any of their proposals passed...except maybe SUSCIRC?|The Glass Expo at Woodhrull, Leggiaphese gets a brand new face lift.|The PRIK cupcakeinator recalled for faulty wiring.

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Republic of Libriano
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Posts: 66
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:23 am

Miner-tax

Nvidia
She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: Librianese Embassy in The Kaisers Syndicates is under attack! / Librianese man caught after trying to make a national highway his personal rollercoaster

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Silliy
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 05, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Silliy » Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:29 am

ZVidea

bro i forgot to put another company :sob:
De Tomaso
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[☺︎]WELCOME TO ONE OF THE SILLIEST NATIONS ON NS!!!![☺︎]

SNN|60°F|better news coming as soon as i figure out how to work this thing :3|LIVE ▶️ | Okay, why are people dating one of the most dangerous creatures birthed from N-Day?  Don't they know that's dangerous?  Eh, not my probl- is that a fucking deathclaw in the studio?  In memory of The Socialist Thalassocracy of Tidelia, who was a good part of Refugia and its RMB.

WE'RE A THORN GLOGNUT POWERED JARD BODGLORG FUELED MORONICALLY SILLY NATION
NS stats were thrown at Enphoso.
The :3 will rise again.

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Six Tribes of Natlan
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Sep 17, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Six Tribes of Natlan » Tue Oct 01, 2024 12:48 pm

Di Tomato

Shimano

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Mardesurria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 675
Founded: May 11, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Mardesurria » Tue Oct 01, 2024 12:51 pm

Shiddi-Amo (pronounce it lmao)

Converse
Mardesurria
- The land of the sun, sea, snow, and stars -
A pacifistic, welfarist nation in the taiga and tundras of Antarctica.
Male American teenager, lover of Minecraft, Radiohead, and Gran Turismo.Here’s a more in-depth factbook of me.
"I... am Steve."
— literally just Jack Black wearing a blue sweatshirt

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So uh lab here
Diplomat
 
Posts: 576
Founded: Mar 26, 2024
Conservative Democracy

Postby So uh lab here » Tue Oct 01, 2024 3:30 pm

Bestverse
___________________________
Lego
Your "progressivism" cannot justify cultural erasure, so leave our shipgirls alone.

"common knowledge, really."

from the river to the sea Jews and Arabs shall live in harmony (as soon as Hamas is destroyed)
I draw countryballs.
[box]
New Temecula has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to So uh lab here as a reminder of their "special relationship".[/box]

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Six Tribes of Natlan
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Sep 17, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Six Tribes of Natlan » Tue Oct 01, 2024 3:34 pm

LeStop

Cheerwine

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The Union of Galaxies
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Posts: 75
Founded: May 09, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Union of Galaxies » Tue Oct 01, 2024 3:35 pm

Mayo

ninja'd
Deerswine


Ben & Jerry's
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Daphomir
Diplomat
 
Posts: 949
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Tue Oct 01, 2024 3:37 pm

Jarry N Beanz


Canadian Tire
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: LEVEL 4
All NS Stats and policies are canon (except for corruption stats)

Don’t ask why my war deaths are so high¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Ineva
Senator
 
Posts: 4770
Founded: Dec 16, 2023
Anarchy

Postby Ineva » Tue Oct 01, 2024 3:39 pm

Can an Indian tar?
Pelephone.
Ineva
A Jewish-majority archipelago situated between Africa and Iberia.
Ineva, I.C.
Canon in D(etail).
Two-time NationVision winner!
This Index classifies Ineva as Tier 8, Type 4, Class 2.
Ineva, O.o.C.
Poilievre for P.M.
Stand with Israel.

Observant CaTETholic.
Two-time second-best F7er!
Perpetually awaiting your telegram.
Ineva is now a caricature of my real political views.
A cordial thank you to Statesburg for teaching me about the pre tag.
Another thank you to The Scandoslavic Empire for contributing to my sig.
I.S.N.: The American South becomes Registered Foe | The Scandoslavic Empire becomes Registered Ally | Doslonsu becomes Registered Neutral | Memorial service held for New Azoreaiv | Sherpus becomes Registered Ally | Establish foreign relations with Ineva here

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Washington-Columbia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 759
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Tue Oct 01, 2024 3:47 pm

Pay the phone.


Nestle?
Imagine a bunch of socialist hikers, conservative lumberjacks and socdem hippies trying to make a utopia. That's us.
Overview
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
Extended OOC
CASCADIAN UNION
Murcia and Canadeh's progressive brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have smoked too much grass & are sleeping RN
CBC N5 Weekly News: Ongoing Georgian riots after GE-RU collaboration bill - Mr. Frog/Man bid wins with over 604 EC votes - SCOTUS says "trans people are hella f***** balls-to-the-wall-awesome" in landmark ruling

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Cerespasia
Minister
 
Posts: 2431
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Tue Oct 01, 2024 4:15 pm

Great Value.



Denny's.
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.

Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.

Israel this, Palestine that, They didn't start the fire.

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New Crywyzyxycynya
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Feb 12, 2024
Moralistic Democracy

Postby New Crywyzyxycynya » Tue Oct 01, 2024 4:18 pm

Dining's.
BN: Louis Vuitton.
A small Eastern European nation loosely based on Slovakia and its neighbors. Also known as:
New Crwyxyzywaayynaya
Neue Crybabyzexicnyanya
New WhateverThatNameIs
New Crychkchkchkchk- Crychkchkchk- START D*** IT!
Wyxznweywzxweyw
New fgb4e8fgh897eiugudrijshg8ahfijhwe458ui
Noo Kriuisiksikinia
New cryjdktyplwryshydyw
New Crizcroscrashchinga
New Crucificationa
New Crfin or New C
Nouvelle Croisquessein
New Cwryzyzxwxyzyxynywa
New Crimesceneia
New C-something
New cry[brain aneurysm]
New Brain Aneurysms
Die Psychiatrische-Klinik
Evan
Cri
New Cry
New Cryzskdkfkrkdeoiwegstan
NS stats are canon except for population.
Check out my card collection!

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Republic of Libriano
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Tue Oct 01, 2024 4:24 pm

Lois Griffon

Intel
She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: Librianese Embassy in The Kaisers Syndicates is under attack! / Librianese man caught after trying to make a national highway his personal rollercoaster

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Simonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2041
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Tue Oct 01, 2024 4:32 pm

Military/Strategy/Economy

Wendy’s
Hello there. I'm Simonia.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Goodbye. | Here it is, Aurevbush. Libriano, you’re on the thumbnail. Azurnailia, you’re briefly mentioned in two scenes.
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
I have a YT.
Feel free to TG me.
They ruined NS, I ”colonized” these, they’re cool, they’re my variations, they’re my nicknames, they’re soldiers, they don’t exist.
Our TG inbox is named Ingrid.
NS stats left NationStates.

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Kreigsreich of Iron
Minister
 
Posts: 3208
Founded: Jul 11, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby Kreigsreich of Iron » Tue Oct 01, 2024 5:11 pm

[Insert generic female American name here]’s.



The Daily Wire.

“The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities”- Ayn Rand


Winter's Wake: a RP now showing in a P2M near you! - From the river to the sea, the Jewish people will be free!

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Reantreet
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reantreet » Tue Oct 01, 2024 5:15 pm

The weekly string



Wattaburger
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD listen only one of my stats arent canon it is the cannibalism

The orange is god, pie and cake is sin, orange flavored pies and cakes are heresy.
and look at this guy
_[]_
(I Q) ello bruv
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!

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Edsmontik
Envoy
 
Posts: 236
Founded: Feb 02, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Edsmontik » Tue Oct 01, 2024 5:18 pm

WHAT-a-burger

Lego
DER KAERMIQ REPUBLIQK OE EDSMONTIK | THE KARMIC REPUBLIC OF EDSMONTIK
"Lehaj Vitkoben Reuhoz!" | "Stand United Together!"

SECONDARY NATIONS: Wedich, Zyrka, Taya-Frieland, Stivira

TRIGRAMME: EDS | DENONYM: Edsmon or Vdes
BOF84 Champions

FIRST GAME: Edsmontik 1-3 Geektopia (Friendly)
BIGGEST WIN: Edsmontik 6-2 New Fernia (NSWC97Q)

NEWSWIRE: streggvalkligges.eds

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Dusar f Krist
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Sep 26, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Dusar f Krist » Tue Oct 01, 2024 6:11 pm

Fingervowel

Takis
Anyone caught using NS Stats or policies will be neutralized by stoning.
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERYTIME I DO, IT MAKES ME LAUGH." -some dude laughing at a photograph.

Alt nation of The Levant and Hashem, lore not connected

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Republic of Libriano
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Tue Oct 01, 2024 6:21 pm

Noisnt (makes sense in polish as in polish tak means yes so you understand it I think)

Gigabyte
She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: Librianese Embassy in The Kaisers Syndicates is under attack! / Librianese man caught after trying to make a national highway his personal rollercoaster

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Matamorosia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Matamorosia » Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:09 pm

Nanobits

(Giga- usually means 1 Billion. The opposite of Billion, usually is Billionth. A Billionth is usually represented by Nano. Bits are an octave of a byte)

Nickelodeon
The Remixi Times, August/September: Face-prime beauty closed due to radium being found in products. Matamorosianic Industrial Sector declining, says uneducated hobo. Who even reads this? Macaroni and Cheese is favorite meal of some dude. Secure. Contain. Protect.

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Dusar f Krist
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Sep 26, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Dusar f Krist » Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:28 pm

Dimelodelectricalimpulsesignal.

PlayStation
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Anyone caught using NS Stats or policies will be neutralized by stoning.
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERYTIME I DO, IT MAKES ME LAUGH." -some dude laughing at a photograph.

Alt nation of The Levant and Hashem, lore not connected

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Matamorosia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Matamorosia » Tue Oct 01, 2024 9:30 pm

Criteria met!

Restriction now removed

/skipme
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The Remixi Times, August/September: Face-prime beauty closed due to radium being found in products. Matamorosianic Industrial Sector declining, says uneducated hobo. Who even reads this? Macaroni and Cheese is favorite meal of some dude. Secure. Contain. Protect.

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Simonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2041
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Wed Oct 02, 2024 3:08 am

WorkStation

Microsoft.
Hello there. I'm Simonia.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Goodbye. | Here it is, Aurevbush. Libriano, you’re on the thumbnail. Azurnailia, you’re briefly mentioned in two scenes.
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
I have a YT.
Feel free to TG me.
They ruined NS, I ”colonized” these, they’re cool, they’re my variations, they’re my nicknames, they’re soldiers, they don’t exist.
Our TG inbox is named Ingrid.
NS stats left NationStates.

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New Geckoland
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 19, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby New Geckoland » Wed Oct 02, 2024 4:47 am

Microbialhard


Ben and Jerry's?
The Republic of New Geckoland We don't talk about Old Geckoland
A Caribbean Nation populated mainly by French Catholics and Gecko People, Yes, it's as weird as it sounds And they're called Lacertae (La-ker-tae)
IC Year is 1974
Most NS Stats are not canon, but it depends
New Paris Gazette: President Pierre Laguche announces Tax Cut for Resorts | Drug Deal gone wrong in New Paris Harbor leaves 17 dead | New Geckoland joins NATO amid tensions with Cuba | An HSS Attack on a Lacertae Community leaves 50 dead amid rising racial tensions | Pope Urban IX to visit New Geckoland next month
American, Patriot, Social Democrat, Metalhead, History Buff, Semi-Gun Nut, Airplane Nerd, Catholic

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