Choose Your Own Adventure!

[The Microstate Of Connellania]

Go back to sleep.

And you keep sleeping, sleeping, and SLEEPING. Until you wake up, you see in the window, it's a sunset but everything, the buildings, people, scenery, even the newspaper, does not seem recognizable to you. And then you look at the date, it's been approximately 60,000 hours since you were last awake.

Do you:

A) Go outside and try to figure out what happened in those last seven years.
B) Just pretend like everything is normal and go with the normal routine.

B.
You go to the bathroom.
Wait, It's actually been 68 years!

You die of old age and starvation simultaneously.
(New adventure.)
(Also, new rule: on this adevnture, you get 3 choices for everything because of that Non-Sequitur.)
You wake up. What do you do?
A.) Get up
B.) G[OPTION CLOSED, NEED THE 3 RGB KEYS]ep
C.) Shout "Twenty-two!" at excactly 80 decibels.

[Beliras]

C: Shouting 22 causes twenty two clocks of all varieties to appear. You decide "Why not? Let's just collect them." You put all of them on a shelf and then you...

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1) Go to Ye Olde Clock Store. (Recommended)
2) Decide to sell them on eBay and get some moneys.

[The Boggest Place on Earth]

-Go to Ye Olde Clock Store.

After leaving your house and wandering around for a bit, you find a run down building with the words "Ye Olde Clock Shop" in big letters above the door. After walking in, a thick layer of dust hits your face. It's obvious no one's been here for a while. After regaining your bearings, you notice that the store is filled with all kinds of clocks, cookoos, grandfathers, and many more, and in the back, an old man behind a counter. As you walk closer, you see his nametag reads "Ye Olde Clock Salesman". And now, you:

-Try to buy some clocks
Or
-Ask about the clocks appearing.

[Singaporen Empire]

>Ask about the 22 clocks appearing

When you ask about it, he says that the clocks appeared because you are the "Clock Savior" and have special powers. According to him, the powers include telling the time without looking at a clock, instantly fixing a clock and saying a number for the specified number of clocks to magically appear. After wrapping your head around this, you find yourself at a dilemma of what to test out.

Do you...
>Try fixing one of the broken clocks at the shop.
>Try telling the time in while closing your eyes
>Try shouting "54.5" 54.5 times to see what happens

[Beliras]

1) Try fixing one of the broken clocks.

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You find a Japanese MAJESTY-brand art deco-styled quartz melodic clock from 2008 that seems to have fallen from a wall. It's glass is broken, it's pendulum has stopped rotating, and at the push of a button, it seems to animate, as the hands move to what could be the tune, and the clock face parts to reveal four non-moving figures, but with no hourly music. After the failed demonstration, you decide to grab it and shake it. It magically fixes itself, the pendulum starts rotating again, and at the push of a button, the music finally plays as the hands move to the tune, the clock face parts and the four figures inside animate. As the clock face closes, an ending melody is heard as the four figures bow and the hands return to their normal position. After the melody finishes, the clock chimes the hours. You decide that you love that type of clock, and you pay $1,300, equivalent to ¥196,748.50, for the clock. After that, you...

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1) Purchase some more clocks.
2) Get out and view your new, elegant timepiece.

[The Microstate Of Connellania]

1) Try fixing one of the broken clocks.

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You find a Japanese MAJESTY-brand art deco-styled quartz melodic clock from 2008 that seems to have fallen from a wall. It's glass is broken, it's pendulum has stopped rotating, and at the push of a button, it seems to animate, as the hands move to what could be the tune, and the clock face parts to reveal four non-moving figures, but with no hourly music. After the failed demonstration, you decide to grab it and shake it. It magically fixes itself, the pendulum starts rotating again, and at the push of a button, the music finally plays as the hands move to the tune, the clock face parts and the four figures inside animate. As the clock face closes, an ending melody is heard as the four figures bow and the hands return to their normal position. After the melody finishes, the clock chimes the hours. You decide that you love that type of clock, and you pay $1,300, equivalent to ¥196,748.50, for the clock. After that, you...

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1) Purchase some more clocks.
2) Get out and view your new, elegant timepiece.

2.
You go home with it. You think it looks fancy. Now do you:
A) Go try and get the Red key.
B) Become Papyrus from Undertale
C) Rewind the clock, to restart this adventure (Not make a new one, just go back to the start of the current adventure.)

[The Microstate Of Connellania]

C: Shouting 22 causes twenty two clocks of all varieties to appear. You decide "Why not? Let's just collect them." You put all of them on a shelf and then you...

---

1) Go to Ye Olde Clock Store. (Recommended)
2) Decide to sell them on eBay and get some moneys.

Also, time to make an alternate universe!
You decide to break the two options you have, and decide to instead, get ready to have a good day!

[Dyrrhonian Isles]

C: Shouting 22 causes twenty two clocks of all varieties to appear. You decide "Why not? Let's just collect them." You put all of them on a shelf and then you...

---

1) Go to Ye Olde Clock Store. (Recommended)
2) Decide to sell them on eBay and get some moneys.

Also, time to make an alternate universe!
You decide to break the two options you have, and decide to instead, get ready to have a good day!

You go and take a shower. As you come out, your mother calls to say that she has made breakfast for you!

A.) You thank her before leaving the house.
B.) You ate the pancakes
C.) You ate the waffles

[Geektopia]

C. Eat the waffles

Swearing over your breakfast at forgetting to tell your mother to keep the house closed during the day, a man entering as you do this and eat the waffles suddenly shouts something unintelligible over the sound of a train picking up steam, walks across from where you're sat at the table, and then exits through the backdoor. You..

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A. slip your derringer from your vest pocket
B. slip your derringer from your vest pocket and follow the man
C. follow the man

[Cerespasia]

B. slip your derringer from your vest pocket and follow the man

You follow the man who had just intruded into your house and ate your meal, shouting challanges at every step of the way until he turns around. The expression on his face clearly tells you that he isn't fucking around. The man takes a step toward you, prompting you to unholster your derringer and aim it at the man, only he seems to snicker at that tiny .380 pistol in your hand. In a flash, the man reaches into his coat and pulls out a Vz. 58 compact, seemingly calling your bluff.

---

>Fire your derringer at the man
>Attempt to distract the man and clock him over the head
>Disarm the man of his Vz. 58 and use it against him

[The Microstate Of Connellania]

B. slip your derringer from your vest pocket and follow the man

You follow the man who had just intruded into your house and ate your meal, shouting challanges at every step of the way until he turns around. The expression on his face clearly tells you that he isn't fucking around. The man takes a step toward you, prompting you to unholster your derringer and aim it at the man, only he seems to snicker at that tiny .380 pistol in your hand. In a flash, the man reaches into his coat and pulls out a Vz. 58 compact, seemingly calling your bluff.

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>Fire your derringer at the man
>Attempt to distract the man and clock him over the head
>Disarm the man of his Vz. 58 and use it against him

C.
You disarm him, and with one shot, kill him dead!
Now what?

A) Become Papyrus from Undertale.
B) Play JToH on Roblox.
C) Do cellular division

[Haiton]

- B) Play JToH on Roblox

Unfortunately you suck at it and decide to look around for something better to do, this is when you discover Kim Jong Un has been assassinated and you are his successor!!

Do you

A) Continue the country's tyrannical dictatorship with you at it's helm
B) Pass a series of reforms with your absolute power to free the nations people and democratise the nation
C) Unify with the South, giving up your position for a united Korea

[Beliras]

3) Unify with the South.
You decide to unify with your southern neighbor. Thousands of cheers from both nationalities erupt as you unify and make a new United Korea.
/igiveuponthewholetextbnplscontinue

[Beliras]

/bumpofc

[The Boggest Place on Earth]

would be easier if you gave us options to work with
/skipme

[The Microstate Of Connellania]

3) Unify with the South.
You decide to unify with your southern neighbor. Thousands of cheers from both nationalities erupt as you unify and make a new United Korea.
/igiveuponthewholetextbnplscontinue

Because you had no options, you made an alternate alternate universe, and in it, you wake up.

A.) Become Papyrus from Undertale.
B.) Pick up the Red Key.
C.) Do cellular division.
D.) Check if Korea is still united in this universe.
(the fourth choice is a one time thing.)

[Nova Universo]

C. Do cellular division. You ate so much that you doubled in size, retired to your room and then suffered extreme agony as your body made a copy of itself. After a long time of intense pain, you managed to produce an exact double: they look, feel, think and speak the same way as you do. Now that you have a second self, what will you do with them?

A) Demand them to live life as you always did while you go adventuring?
or
B) Take them along to your adventure as a travel buddy?

[Beliras]

2) Take them along.
You decide to take them along, but wait, where should you start first?

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1) Go on a cruise ship.
2) Fly on an airplane.

[Pip Plash]

1. Go on a cruise ship.

After entering the cruise ship, 30 minutes after the ship leaves, you both see a fight in a bar. What do you both do?

A.) Break up the fight?
B.) Join in the fight?

[Vonum]

You break up the fight.

After all has calmed down, a police officer on vacation approaches you, holding a business card. He says you have style, and they could use you on the force.

Do you:

A) Agree, and keep the card
B) Agree, but throw the card away
C) Fight him

[Lemueria]

Agree but throw the card away.

He looks at it and get angry, he says you are being conscripted and are required to come. He starts to chase after you in a spectacular fight with the drinks breaking down and you being on the coast of the ship. He taunts you with threats of keelhauling. What do you do?

A) Buy into the threats.
B) Fight against it.

[Heldervin]

Fight against it.

You throw a heavy lock at the police officer, promptly knocking him unconscious. You notice various riches spill from his pockets.

A) Steal the riches
B) Distribute the riches

[Vonum]

Steal the riches.

You notice that this money is fake! Do you:

A) Call the cops and grass up the officer
B) Use the money
C) Throw the fake money overboard