Yes folks! We sell stuff here. So buy something. And as a bonus, we'll give you this free list of facts about the greatest storefront in the world!
- Founded 1984
- 2nd largest company in Spartan Philidelphia
- No misspellings in Spartan Philidelphia
- CAN SELL YOU ALMOST ANYTHING
But it is long held that the evil forces of physics working to destroy the universe are also entirely against this corporation, forcing us to not sell items which have long included the letter "W". It's not that it's a bad letter, or evil, or good, it's just that for some reason, shipping it overseas is such a hassle. Things like watches, windows, plastic minnows, Wisconsin, and water, simply disappear, becoming lost in the process of getting to your front door. But of course, feel free to buy clocks, "holes in the wall allowing people to see outside", plastic fish, the state next to the top half of Michigan, and hydroxyl acid. Do it.*
And that's all I have to say about that.
Old Storefront: Exploding with excellent examples of exceedingly extravagant services: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=11042
Older Storefront***: Earlier experiments in entreprenuership: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=573
Not Alliterations
*Words in this paragraph may or may not be true.
**Salad bar offer not valid in North America, except the west coast.
***Notice how everything is in bold for a lot of it.
~Serviced by Luigi Mario,
CEO of Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation