The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

by **Quebecshire** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 2:28 am

Fun update, and happy birthday Merlin.

by **WayNeacTia** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 5:21 am

A treaty required to hand out back pats. I THOUGHT I had seen it all, but here we are I suppose.....

by **Kanglia** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 1:49 pm

oh hey that's me cool.

with as long as it took me to get to Senior Warden surely I'll be 50 by the time I get another promotion

by **Westinor** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 2:05 pm

YUS KANGLIA!!

by **The Coveian Islands** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 2:08 pm

Have always enjoyed having the chance to update with Kanglia. Enjoyed reading the interview, very interesting!

by **Syberis** » Thu Mar 02, 2023 6:40 pm

Wayneactia wrote:
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
It's easy when the reports lie so lazily that a screenshot from the activity feed is all that's needed to point it out.

Reading that report was like watching a press conference where the police fuck up and try to cover it up. All I could picture was a bunch of people standing in front of a podium bearing the TGW logo, while looking very uncomfortable, reading a statement. It really is amusing how far the morality police will go to actually imitate the real police.....

This post is especially hilarious in hindsight, wouldn't you say, Chester?

by **WayNeacTia** » Fri Mar 03, 2023 7:44 pm

Syberis wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:Reading that report was like watching a press conference where the police fuck up and try to cover it up. All I could picture was a bunch of people standing in front of a podium bearing the TGW logo, while looking very uncomfortable, reading a statement. It really is amusing how far the morality police will go to actually imitate the real police.....

This post is especially hilarious in hindsight, wouldn't you say, Chester?

Syb. I have already made a statement on the matter in a post and I have already made a statement to Osiris leadership in Discord and that is all I am going to say on the matter. But if it fills you with joy to call me Chester, then I am glad I could be of service.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:01 am

Wayneactia wrote:
Syberis wrote:
This post is especially hilarious in hindsight, wouldn't you say, Chester?

Syb. I have already made a statement on the matter in a post and I have already made a statement to Osiris leadership in Discord and that is all I am going to say on the matter. But if it fills you with joy to call me Chester, then I am glad I could be of service.

That's awesome, Chester. However, this is The Grey Wardens thread, so do keep your Osiris affairs somewhere else.

by **Varax Zwei** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:14 pm

Minor 2023-03-04

Today saw darkspawn massing for an assault, but instead of victory they were handed a drubbing at the hands of the Wardens and their allies. The final tally was a dominant 33-2 in favor of the heroic defenders. The Wardens continued show strong and continual update presence as 7 Wardens participated and distinguished themselves on the field. This update also provided a nice experience for our minor team which is often greeted with relatively quiet raider activity.

Among the noteworthy contributions from our Allies included the excellent deployment of defensive fortifications by SPSF's Concrete Slab, whose sturdy construction stymied the darkspawn invasion attempts.

Warden forces once again succeeded in holding off the blight

Wardens Present:

First Warden Grea Kriopia
High Constable Sir Merlin
Warden-Commander Varax
Warden-Commander Vincent Drake
Warden-Lieutenant Westinor
Senior Warden Eshialand
Senior Warden Takkaviita

Allied Forces:

[RRA] Ravania
[SPSF] Concrete Slab
[SPSF] Osheiga

Defenses: 33

Union Socialista Bonslevique
Eastern Nordia Union
Accented
The Continent Of Gayness
The Coamerican Prosperity Sphere
Mokawawa
Union Of The Commune Of Europe
The United Nations Of The Atlantic
Confederation Of Outlying Nations
Nadvirna
Tatrum Forever
Abrasively
Sabeltopia
Manny Fernandez
Shostka
United Republics
Walsingford
Organisation Of Democratic Free Nations
Order Of The Phoenix
Union De Nciones Fundamentales Directori
Basilionislands
Mbn B
The Western Black Sea
We Are The Most Awesomest
The National Republic
Volantis
Union Of Independent States
Equipos De Furbo
Unknown Lands
Novoukrainka
Watersia
Analchist

Detags: 4

Irkochavim
Sombrero Galaxy Of The Kalev Universe
Commonwealther
The Flame Of Chaos

by **Jar Wattinree** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:16 pm

I thought y'all used Concrete Slab as the fortifications.

by **Westinor** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:18 pm

Concrete Slabs make very useful projectiles. Super effective against darkspawn. Right on the list next to fishing poles and a printer with no ink cartridges in it.

by **Improper Classifications** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:20 pm

Westinor wrote:Concrete Slabs make very useful projectiles. Super effective against darkspawn. Right on the list next to fishing poles and a printer with no ink cartridges in it.

I assume having the ink cartridges in it just makes it more expensive?

by **Varax Zwei** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:27 pm

Jar Wattinree wrote:I thought y'all used Concrete Slab as the fortifications.

The Concrete Slab provided a sturdy foundation for the battlements our archers and mages used!

by **Westinor** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:29 pm

Improper Classifications wrote:
Westinor wrote:Concrete Slabs make very useful projectiles. Super effective against darkspawn. Right on the list next to fishing poles and a printer with no ink cartridges in it.

I assume having the ink cartridges in it just makes it more expensive?

Erm, yes. That was most definitely the consideration.

desperately continues trying to rub ink off hands behind my back

by **Concrete Slab** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:24 pm

Glad I could be of service!

I could feel it every time a piece of me hit a darkspawn. Exhilarating.

by **Grea Kriopia** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 8:01 pm

Slab is a very enthusiastic structure in our defense, unlike the poor liberators we sometimes stuff into the catapult

by **Jar Wattinree** » Sun Mar 05, 2023 10:24 am

Grea Kriopia wrote:Slab is a very enthusiastic structure in our defense, unlike the poor liberators we sometimes stuff into the catapult

I hear only defender francoists use Trebuchets against darkspawn.

by **The United Vex Imperium** » Sun Mar 05, 2023 11:45 pm

Jar Wattinree wrote:
Grea Kriopia wrote:Slab is a very enthusiastic structure in our defense, unlike the poor liberators we sometimes stuff into the catapult

I hear only defender francoists use Trebuchets against darkspawn.

as a proponent of defender francoism i can confirm that trebuchets are one of the many approved vehicles of anti-raider destruction that have been deemed "ideologically sound". another item that could be classified as such as is a 1993 honda accord.

by **Grea Kriopia** » Sat Mar 11, 2023 11:59 am

[TGW] Luca — Today at 11:53 AM
I am so hungry I could eat a whole raider

When Chamberlain Luca rose from her slumber and ventured to update to support her fellow liberators, a slight rumble ran through her stomach but she thought nothing of it. Hunger was common for defenders these days with more detags than defenses to do in a week, and Commander Vinny had threatened to start munching on new recruits to fill his void of hunger. Except when Luca .here'd into Libcord, her insatiable hunger felt undeniable and she became a very hungry LuCaterpillar, if you will

And so the very hungry LuCaterpillar began to look for some food. On Monday and Wednesday, the very hungry LuCaterpillar and her liberator friends did 100 detags but she was still hungry

On Friday the very hungry LuCaterpillar and her 20 liberator friends did 2 small liberations but she was still hungry.

The next day was Saturday and the very hungry LuCaterpillar was still hungry. Fortunately for her stomach, some corporate-shilling wolves had holed up in New Dinosaurtopia and needed to be expelled with great prejudice back from where they came. The very hungry LuCaterpillar and 40 of her liberator friends quickly moved in to eat through 1 larger liberation and send the pesky wolves on their way. And after that, she felt much better. Not quite full but satiated for now.

Hangry Wardens
First Warden Grea Kriopia
High Constable Sir Merlin
Warden-Chamberlain Luca
Warden-Commander Nakari
Warden-Commander Varax
Warden-Lieutenant Merni
Warden-Lieutenant Quebecshire
Warden-Lieutenant Westinor
Senior Warden Eshialand
Senior Warden Kanglia
Senior Warden Roavin
Senior Warden Takkaviita
Warden Arnelle
Warden Izhtat
Warden New Lamp-Dynasty
Guardian Aryavart

Liberator Friends
The Labyrinth
The League Defense Forces
The North Pacific Army
Palatine
The Rejected Realms Army
The Great Universe
The South Pacific Special Forces
Ten Thousand Islands Treaty Organization
Moon

Liberations: 1
New Dinosaurtopia

by **Westinor** » Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:04 pm

by **New-lamp Dynasty** » Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:10 pm

Hangry Warden TIME!!

by **Grea Kriopia** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:50 pm

Constable Bestinor Sightings Confirmed

Fanatic fans of TGW will be happy to hear of the latest promotion of Warden Constable Westinor

Another godtier rank up for our roster? Can never have too many! West has been kicking butt and taking names as a defender which their much welcomed experience in R/D paying off dividends in the sieges on England. Personally front-lining much of the triggering for the operation, west has owned how they can thrive in the responsibilities of an officer role and relentlessly rally fellow troops alongside them during update. Their talent hardly ends there, though, as they’ve stepped into a defining role preparing TGW’s frontiers for the upcoming F/S update without missing a beat when offered such a large challenge. More than that has been how west has invested themselves in TGW as a community and defending as a whole, constantly uplifting others and bringing encouragement as they go. All of this and more makes me ecstatic to bring west onto the Constable roster, and, like each up and coming member of our Command, see what they accomplish going forward — because you know it’s going to be unreal

Congrats West!

by **Jar Wattinree** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:51 pm

As the saying goes, West is Best.

by **Ostrovskiy** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:56 pm

Congrats Bestinor

by **Witchcraft and Sorcery** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:57 pm

bestinorrrrrrrrrr ily fren congrats on constable

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