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Aleirave
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aleirave » Thu Feb 23, 2023 12:51 pm

The End of a Monarchy
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As the old saying goes, all good things must come to an end, but when it came to the old Aleiravan monarchy, it wasn't even that good by the time it came to an end. Pahutokalu's second reign brought a sense of stability back to the realm, with the schism between the Seferonists and those few who supported Lufokato and Pavarenu being healed, but after he passed away in 1721, cracks once again started forming in the fabric of the nation.

His son, Katoko V, wasn't necessarily a bad ruler, he just sort of... existed. During his reign, the various holders of the office of the Petakiko started to increase their authority, drawing command away from Katoko. He just stood there and let it happen. Eventually, this would lead to less trust in the Petake, as the Petakiko convinced the people that only elected officials could make for good rulers, and the royal family were all quacks who were only there for historical reasons. Once again, Katoko did nothing. He could do nothing. Control and popular opinion slipped away from him, and when he passed on in 1746, his reputation was gone, and trust in the monarchy was at an all-time low.

His son Vatakoro was even more of a "just kinda existed" Petake. He would only reign for a few months, most of which were taken up battling illness, which he would succumb to by February 1747. His uncle Eneraru would take over for him, and it was during his reign that things would turn really sour. Anti-monarchy protests started springing up throughout the late 1750s and early 1760s, seeking to fully disestablish any of the traditions that were left. Past Petakikos had sowed the seeds of discontent among the people, which only led to the election of even more anti-monarchy Petakikos, until things snowballed into the situation seen towards the end of Eneraru's reign.

Eneraru's son, Pa'ole IV, would take over in the year 1764, and although many hoped, and even expected, given the political climate of the time, that he would be the final Petake, it was not for the reason anyone had expected. In 1767, a new threat to the Aleiravan monarchy emerged, more dangerous than republic-favoring Petakikos or anti-Petake riots. Rather, that threat came from ships appearing over the horizon: those of Fyodor Tereyev, a puteshestvennik from a land known as Klysevia.

The puteshestvenniki, a Klysevian (OOC: Russian) word literally meaning travellers, were a people who were known for one thing: exploring the ocean, finding new lands throughout it. If you think that would make them similar to the Aleiravans, who also enjoyed exploring the world around them, you'd be dead wrong, as the Klysevians also had a habit of doing what Aleiravans would never consider: exploiting the world around them, by any means necessary.

When Fyodor first sighted Aleirave, he knew that taking over wouldn't be the easiest thing in the world. Often, Klysevians would just settle in a region and that would be that, but in cases like these, where there was an established society living there, backup would have to be called. He did so, and in 1769, he would return, now with more of an army, rather than just settlers.

The people of Aleirave could see this coming, they could tell that ship would be hostile, and they spent the two years from their first sighting of Fyodor preparing for the invasion... but there was nothing much they could do. They had all the time in the world to unite, but their differences and mistrust in their figurehead led to their absolute destruction at the Sack of Lahaira. A ship managed to escape for the Kia'u Islands, bearing the royal family and a few hundred native Aleiravans, whereas the rest would be forced into subjugation, living the next 350 years as second-class. The new Klysevian elite would set up their government, led by Fyodor and his family, on Veshnikov Hill southeast of Lahaira, and the Tereyev era had begun.

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The "White Star Flag", flown by Tereyev Era Aleirave

As for the escapees to the Kia'u Islands, they weren't that much better off than the Aleiravans who remained on the main island. Pa'ole IV had managed to regain his trust with the people, as he spoke the truth about the Klysevian threat and warned them of the destruction to come; with the former Petakiko being trapped under Tereyev rule, he would become the sole head of state for the rump state once again, and lead a pretender government that would last for around 100 years, but by the end of the nineteenth century, all signs of civilization on the Kia'u Islands were seemingly gone. They had vanished into nothing.

It was at the Sack of Lahaira that the tale of Aleirave goes from unstable to dark. If the end of the monarchy was a horrible time to be around, with the monarchy growing ever-weaker by the decade and trust in the Petake being in the single digits, the Tereyev Era was far, far worse... but that's a story for another day.
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Aeragny » Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:56 pm

StrayaRoos 1 - 4 Airannia
30': -- Odês Victorya éys
39': Khriss Garyabh 0-1
45+3': Cruz Kaiplo 1-1
48': -- Çontre Colminge
52': Gary Goppré 1-2
60': Khriss Garyabh <> Lio Trofois
60': Bardeus Fichomcéls <> Arton Seuny
61': -- Daniel Paolian (STR)
67': Só Kezhinárinjury <> Elice Veure
74': Arton Seuny 1-3
81': Arton Seuny 1-4


Airannia 3 - 1 Squornshelan Remnant States
10': Gary Goppré 1-0
22': Gary Goppré 2-0
45': Khriss Garyabh <> Jorzh Inder
63': Thorgnyr Bondarov 2-1
66': -- Touz Budd
77': Jorzh Inder 3-1
81': Çontre Colminge <> Stéven Lédn
81': Touz Budd <> Renald Duponte




Two most welcome, though surprising victories
StrayaRoos and the Squornshelan Remnant States were two teams which defeated the Airannian squad in the first leg of the qualifying groups; so these games were daunting. However, the Drills were on a roll and wouldn't stop rolling, as shown in the game against StrayaRoos, the game wound up 1-1 at half-time, but after Goppré scored a 1-2 goal, the game begun to fall into Airannia's favour. After Goppré escaped through the Strayan defense, nearly coming 1 on 1 with Yesak, Paolian had to pull the emergency brakes with an unconstitutional tackle from behind; getting sent off as a result. Following this, when Kezhinár landed on his ankle, and had to be replaced, the game remained in Airannia's hands, and through substitute Seuny, who scored twice, a 4-1 victory was ensured against StrayaRoos' 10 players.
Kezhinár wouldn't return in the next match versus the Black-and-Reds. Despite this, the Blue-and-Yellow Airannian squad came out of the gates blazing; almost immediately scoring two goals - the 1-0 in particular was a beautiful header from Goppré after a free kick by Allbhy from about 30 metres distance. In the cozy ambience of the Centerby stadion, such an early lead appeared to be the knockout punch, which was so sought after in the second half of the match in Lutenbag. After the 2-1 by Bondarov in the 63rd minute, the tide seemed to turn ever so slightly, and the large home crowd quieted down, but from the moment Jorzh Inder took a shot at goal from a distance until the final whistle, ecstasy reigned king.


Ambitions and reality
Two hard-fought 0-1 losses against Eshialand and Audioslavia; they were the only blemish on the 8-0-2 record the Aerágny Drills have displayed in the last 10 games. And that was how jCarvên presented the team; of all teams in Group 7, of course, Valentine Z was the next opponent, and the unsteady 2-4 game that was played in the Fate Stadium two months ago already was not included in this analysis. It was already long forgotten, too, because frankly the form that the team had at the end of that encounter is incomparable; at that time, the Airannians had a 1-1-4 record, and were in a hopeless 10th position.
Now, however, having just defeated the Squornshelan Remnant States on home turf, the momentum going into the match against Valentine Z is incomparable - and the name Aerágny shines brightly from the 4th position of the table; sure, the trek across a 7 point canyon up to the 3rd place team is unimaginably difficult to pull off, and would most likely require one of the top 3 teams to make serious missteps; but one can dream, no? And, regardlessly, the gaps downwards are also four points or greater, meaning that defending the fourth position is a serious possibility. Once the Airannians are past the upcoming difficult game against Valentine Z, it should seriously be considered possible - especially because every single team on the calendar for the drills has already been beaten once before. The future appears to be... blue.


Becoming Blue in Airannian history
"The future is blue" is not just a phrase that could apply to the international football prowess the Airannian team is showing in this qualifying series, it was also once a powerful political slogan. One word - the 1st person plural inchoative of the verb juélaché: Juélachicer. We will be blue. Blue was the already the colour of Parzhinia, but for Ajurton and Hmál King, the colour blue didn't yet represent them. In the year 1965, when the unification of the Airannian peoples was planned between the countries, and its successful implementation hinged on an all-important referendum which needed to pass in four seperate kingdoms, the campaigns had to adapt to the wants and wishes of the population of each.
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For Parzhinia, the richest kingdom, and by far the largest and most populous, the referendum was already seeming to be a true success. Patriotism, and cultural unity were values held in high regard in Parzhinia at the time, and the unification seemed to the general population more so the expansion of their own country than a unification with a culturally aligned people. In the end, the referendum in Parzhinia would end in an 84% landslide victory for unification.
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For Ajurton, a strongly developing kingdom, albeit a corrupt one, with fledgling industry, but lacking infrastructure, the focus from Parzhinian politicians was on what they called the "Four Pillars of Progress"; which vowed that, post-unification, the kingdom would see four major improvements, being: 1) A metro system for the capital of Klujo. 2) A national zoo. 3) Expansion of the rail system for freight and passengers, and 4) A major tourism sector for the beaches on the western isles. Based on these four pillars, the Ajurti people voted 74% in favour of unification; although only 2 are actually fulfilled 55 years later.
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In Hmál King, there was no mutual language, like with the Parzhinians and Ajurti; and while this kingdom was even less developed than Ajurton at the time, the Hmalan campaign was based in politics. The Southern Cabelian States of Hmal King and Ajurton was a failed state politically, with the Ajurti and Hmalan blocs voting against each other every chance they got. In the years leading up to 1967, the political weight of Ajurton was increasing, and the Hmalans were worried they would be beaten out for good. The primary promise that had to be made was thus as follows: Hmalan language and culture would be maintained as it is, and the political right to self-rule would be given to the kingdom, to be equal to Parzhinia and Ajurton within Aerágny. All in all, this led to a 57% victory for the unification.
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Rellebois had joined Parzhinia only a few years earlier, and was a very young part of this country. Parts of the current kingdom of Rellebois were also part of Hmál King at the time of the referendum. There was no vote unique to Rellebois; instead these people's votes were included in the Parzhinian/Hmalan votes; the kingdom was only created as a means to unify the Franquese speaking population of the new country. As such, nobody cared to campaign for a Rellebois cause. The unification vote in the now Relleboisian territories came to a 35% approval rate; but nobody cared. They got roped into this anyway.
Aerágny (English: Airannia)

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Postby Stevencousin » Thu Feb 23, 2023 5:37 pm

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pemecutan » Thu Feb 23, 2023 6:58 pm

MD 15
Pemecutan 7 – 1 Sendhang


Goal:
Rama Karyadi (8', 89')
Leo Olivando (13', 64')
Agus Kusumawijaya (38')
Satya Permadi (55')
Arya Tungga Wijaya (72')

Substitution:
Bayu Dananjaya <---> Satria Wiradarma (63')
Oscar Tri Atmaja <---> Wira Kartika (78')
Leo Olivando <---> Pandu Oka Jaya (80')

MD 16
South Covello 2 – 1 Pemecutan


Goal:
Arya Tungga Wijaya (69')

Substitution:
Satya Permadi <---> Dian Wahyu Ananda (51')
Leo Olivando <---> Pandu Oka Jaya (60')
Agus Kusumawijaya <---> Eka Adi Jaya (73')


Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || News || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6

Chapter 7

The second Inter-Nations Conference is finally conclude. Last night the closing gala dinner was superb. Kudos to the government of Toluiwa for holding such a great event. And we're looking forward for the third meeting which will be held in Rarungan. I'm packing my belongings and ready to be back to Pemecutan. The situation lately was not quite good. But it is better than what's anyone feared. I would likely to contact Kanginani leaders. I have to hear directly from them about all of this sudden protests and demands. I feel like I've been neglected my own country. I miss the signs that leads to yesterday protests. I'm too focus on rebuilding Pemecutan image to our neighbors. Especially in Cendana Islands where Pemecutan image is rather low. But alas, I can't be success in both field I guess. I need to take care of the domestic affairs too. And I promise myself that I'll do it right after I set foot in Pemecutan. However, something is bothering me.

The Flight Back Home

There's still a long time until I arrive in Pemecutan. The plane has just taking off. I am reading the latest report about the protest including the proposal that was given by the representative of the college students. They have had met with Ratu Penglingsir and the others before. Maybe I can start from them. Gathering information about what's their demand. We can't let this situation lingers for too long. Or there might be another rally ahead of us.

While looking through the window, the blue waters can be easily seen. I think we already fly above Cakranegaran waters. The open border policy that everyone's agreed on the economy meeting will help to ease the flow of ships around the waters of the archipelago. Well, we all have quite narrow straits that separate us. The law of territorial waters can't be applied. And the open border is the solution that we are all searching for. Maybe I can broaden the agreement with other countries. Eraman maybe? Or Southern Palm Islands?

Ah, my mind is distracted again. It is this hard to focus on domestic matters while the regional issue is more attractive to me. Lord Bongkasa is better in this situation. Well, he is older and wiser I supposed. But really, this regional things is always catch my attention. Just like my meeting with Toluiwan Prime Minister. His vision was trully out of the box that I can't think that it would be possible. So in our meeting, he said something about connected all of the nations in the Inter-Nations as a single entity. Truthfully, I was surprise at first. Where in the world that he got that idea from. Establishing one entity for all 5 or 6 countries with different backgrounds is not that easy. Well, I think it would be harder to persuade Cakranegaran government. They just breath the air of sovereignty. The same goes to Soracana Islands. I don't think they would giving up their current sovereign status for a new entity that will restrict their status. Although merging the whole area is a good move too. We can be a bigger player in the region. And nations in Cendana Islands itself won't be seen as a second class country within the region. Although I'm still doubting if it will be possible.

There again. My mind take me to another regional issue when I'm trying to focus on domestic matters. Maybe I need to take some rest. My mind seems to be overused. Still got an hour or so before we arrive in Pemecutan Puri. I still have time. And after that, resolve the demands. Maybe we can arrange our meeting with these youngsters. We can start from them. Ah, yes. That would be my agenda as soon as I arrive. Okay, stop thinking now and start resting. I need a time off.



MD 17
Pemecutan v Tanirinthia
@ Tegeh Kori National Stadium, Tegeh Kori, Puradhipa Capital Territory

MD 18
Brisith Covelandia v Pemecutan
@ South Covello


Starter
1 Wira Putra (GK)
2 Panca Suputra (LB)
4 Ngurah Agung Rai Putra (CB)
5 Surya Brata Wijaya (CB)
3 Oscar Tri Atmaja (RB)
7 Agus Kusumawijaya (LM)
6 Satya Permadi (CM)
9 Rama Karyadi (CM)
8 Bayu Dananjaya (RM)
10 Arya Tungga Wijaya (AT)
11 Leo Olivando (ST)
Substitute on bench
23 Arya Dwi Prakasa (GK)
13 Gede Arya Wisesa (LB)
14 Agung Darma Putra (CB)
15 Wira Kartika (RB)
31 Dian Wahyu Ananda (CM)
27 Satria Wiradarma (RM)
21 Wisnu Pramana (ST)
Other Substitute in squad
34 Heriawan Yudha (GK)
16 Satya Adi Lesmana (CB)
22 Eka Adi Jaya (LM)
18 Nengah Patriawan (CM)
23 Komang Trisna Mahayana (AT)
28 Raka Lokantara (ST)
Player role
Captain - Rama Karyadi
Corner kicks - Panca Suputra (left), Alvino Bastian (right)
Free kicks - Rama Karyadi, Arya Tungga Wijaya
Penalty - Leo Olivando
Injury
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United Kingdom of Pemecutan
Pemecutan Realm
Trigram: PCU | Demonym: Pemecutanian
Capital: Pemecutan Puri
Population: 23,027,733 (latest census)

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Postby Jeruselem » Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:07 pm

Jeruselem Manager Faye Swift and Princess Mila looking after a recent game at Dazza Dallas Stadium with Jeruselem beating Gran Saguaro 2-0

Faye: Geez, the security people were busy today. We expecting trouble today?
Mila: Apparently we got some people ringing up making all sorts of threats
Faye: But nothing happened?
Mila: It's hard to tell when someone is just making threats or actually going to do if they are semi-insane
Faye: Sounds like some of the church people I know
Mila: Yes well, Jeruselem world cup games are soft targets for people who want to make trouble

Faye: I guess it's hard to hide unrest during an International football game
Mila: With all the international visitors and media, it's an opportune time to make a statement during these games
Faye: I guess we don't want to embarass ourselves
Mila: Don't worry, we're used to it. We have a dedicated security team just the World Cup.
Faye: Those girls don't things by halves by the looks of it
Mila: They are authorised to kill as well, but only if it's needed.

Faye: Anyway, how did the other games go? The last round New Gelderland, Kandorith, Eura, Gran Saguaro won got wins so our win against Bongo Johnson really do much.
Mila: Eura did beat Sylestone so I guess that helped ...
Faye: That still meant Eura got 3 points though
Mila: Well, we beat 7th placed Gran Saguaro 2-0. Not that we didn't know that result.
Faye: We have to pretty win every game just to keep our position.
Mila: Rouyoute drew Bongo Johnson NIL ALL. Not that the result of that game matters. Both are officially eliminated.

Faye: Not surprised at that
Mila: Tjorl beat Osarius 1-0. They are still mathematically viable, but they seem stuck in 6th place.
Faye: Tjorl started well but I think there's too much work for them from here to get back into the top 2.
Mila: Quakmybush held Eura 1-1, and Quakmybush were pretty much eliminated anyway. That's a surprise result.
Faye: I cannot complain, would have been nice for Quak to win that one.
Mila: Sylestone held Kandorith to a scoreless draw.

Faye: Really? Sylestone for sure have the best defense in Group 8, with Kandorith 2nd best. That helps us as well.
Mila: Here's one, The Cordian Isles who are also officially eliminated ... BEAT New Gelderland 2-2 at home.
Faye: Now that's good news!
Mila: So this round all our rivals stumbled, and New Gelderland lost.
Faye: Nothing much changed last round
Mila: New Gelderland still lead wih 36 points, we're on 35. Kandorith 34, Eura 33, Sylestone 30 and Tjorl 28.

Faye: So the top 4 are still within one win of each other
Mila: Sylestone and Tjorl aren't out of it.
Faye: They have the most work to catch up
Mila: So what's next?
Faye: Well, we travel to Rouyoute and then host Eura.
Mila: We're going to have do better than a draw with Eura.

Faye: Considering we play Kandorith later as well
Mila: Say how does one become a football coach without ever being a football player?
Faye: Oh that ...
Mila: Well?
Faye: I was a teacher, and then they fired the girls football coach for doing inappropiate things with students. So I was dragged into coaching junior football even though I couldn't even play the game. But apparently most school football coaches have never played proper football anyway. Well, they kinda lost a few more coaches and ended up managing the senior girls team by accident.
Mila: So why didn't you quit and do something else

Faye: No idea, I figured I wasn't doing too bad a job since they didn't fire me as well.
Mila: I see, so who taught you about football?
Faye: Weirdly, your Mum. I know she's never played professional football in her life but she's part of a football crazy family. She must know more than me.
Mila: Funny, my sister and me have never played professionally either.
Faye: But you don't need to earn money. There's other skills you have which aren't football.
Mila: And then some club hired you to help manage their girls team and then things took off from there.

Faye: It's all from hard work, I don't expect to become famous.
Mila: So you could be just another teacher in a school instead of a manager of World Cup football team
Faye: I probably would be just another teacher in a school ...
Mila: Well, you're doing a fantastic job as it is, well for someone who could be just another school teacher.
Faye: I'm just doing my job, I don't promise the world. I'll just do my best.
Mila: That's all we ask for, doing the job to best of your ability.

Faye: Just doing my job.
Mila: Say, you've had a Mastectomy so that's why you're rather flat chested.
Faye: We have breast cancer in the family, so I had a Mastectomy in the past to deal with a cancer.
Mila: That explains why there was something odd about you.
Faye: Probably explains why no one really pays much attention to me
Mila: I guess you don't have the anime girl oversized breasts like we do. I guess not wearing clothes gets you more attention as well.

Faye: Yes well, all I have is my pancakes. No one wants to look at those.
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Postby Hopal » Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:59 pm

March 3 - 1:00 PM
5 hours after the release of the Allegations against the Hopalian Olympic Committee in the Hopal Herald

HBC News


"Hello there, I'm Claire Wilson. You're watching the Hopalian Broadcasting Corporation, HBC News. We are following a breaking story out of the Hopalian Olympic Committee. Earlier today, the Hopal Herald ran a damning article as their headline story alleging corruption and waste within the Hopalian Olympic Committee. The allegations centred on the Chair of the Hopalian Olympic Committee Lucy Gurvaneses whom they allege committed money laundering, embezzlement, and misuse of public funds. Gurvaneses' office released a statement earlier today, shortly after the release of the Hopal Herald's article which denied all of the allegations made in the Hopal Herald's article."

Shows statement on screen:
Statement from the Office of the Chair of the Hopalian Olympic Committee

The allegations in the piece by the Hopal Herald are categorically false. Hopalian Olympic Committee Chair Gurvaneses completely denies all of the allegations made by the Hopal Herald. We consider the slander from the Hopal Herald to be disgusting and this office is reviewing potential legal actions against the Herald. We hope that the Hopal Herald we retract their allegations and apologize to the Hopalian Olympic Committee and all Hopalians. We do not wish to waste any more attention on these baseless allegations, nor do we wish to give them a platform, but we feel as if we must respond. That is all that we have to say at this time. We will return to our usual work, and we will soon have an assembled team for the forthcoming Winter Olympics.

"The statement goes on to read that Gurvaneses' office is quote 'reviewing potential legal actions against the Herald', it called on the Hopal Herald to retract their statements, calling it quote 'slander'. The statement reads that Gurvaneses is committed to assembling a team for the forthcoming Winter Olympics. Now the Hopal Herald in their article states that they began their investigation into the Hopalian Olympic Committee after they failed to field a team for the last Summer Olympics. They allege that the Hopalian Olympic Committee was not able to field a team at the Summer Olympics as a direct result of the corruption within the Hopalian Olympic Committee, as by the time the Olympics rolled around, they did not have the sufficient funds to field an Olympic team. The Hopal Herald alleges that those funds went into the possession of the Chair of the Hopalian Olympic Committee and her allies. HBC has not verified any of the claims made by the Hopal Herald and the Hopalian National Police Service is investigating the matter. We have not heard from any of the other members of the Hopalian Olympic Committee, Vice Chairs Helen Fernando or Bob Ingram. We are hearing reports that Helen Fernando is planning to speak to the media later this evening, this has not been confirmed. No government officials have commented on this matter, and we are waiting on a press conference that is set to take place shortly hearing from three cabinet ministers. Now many athletes and fans have reacted to the allegations against the Hopalian Olympic Committee. Former Olympic gold medalist Joe Lighthardt, who called on the Committee to resign and be reorganized after the Summer Olympics which Team Hopal did not participate in, reiterated his past calls, saying that Lucy Gurvaneses especially needs to go. Many athletes and fans echoed those calls, and there were some demonstrators outside of the Hopalian Olympic Committee Building in Hopton calling on Lucy Gurvaneses to resign. Those demonstrators have now since left as police arrived at the Hopalian Olympic Committee Building now over an hour ago. It's not clear why they are there, they still remain outside the building as we speak. Our reporters did see an ambulance on seen that has since left, they saw a stretcher go in, and just made out a stretcher leaving the building and going into the ambulance. We are not quite sure what is going on there, and we will bring you the latest information as we receive it. But now we bring you live to the Parliament Building where there is a press conference that is just about to get underway. I see the Ministers coming out now. Three Cabinet Minister will be taking questions from the media there today: Minister of Public Identity, Sport, and Cohesion Polly Tralter, Minister of Governmental Affairs, Oversight, and Efficiency Linda Cole, and Minister of Culture Lawrence Tahity. That press conference is beginning so let's listen in."

Minister Tralter: "Thank you for joining us here everyone. I know you're all very anxious to be asking us questions, so I will try to keep my remarks brief. If you don't know us I'm Polly Tralter, the Minister of Public Identity, Sport, and Cohesion, and joining me are Linda Cole, the Minister of Government Affairs, Oversight, and Efficiency and Lawrence Tahity, the Minister of Culture. We're joining you here today to discuss and questions regarding the recent allegations made against the Hopalian Olympic Committee. As I think you all are well aware, my ministry is responsible for the Hopalian Olympic Committee, Minister Tahity's ministry had responsibility for the Committee up until a few months and he is here to answer any questions that you may have. Of course, because this is a situation of possible government corruption and misuse of public funds, Minister Cole is here to discuss actions that may and have been taken to investigate the allegations against the Hopalian Olympic Committee that I do not authority over. Now I will say a few things about what I know and disclose about this matter. My ministry takes these allegations very seriously, and as some of you might know there is an ongoing investigation by my ministry into the Hopalian Olympic Committee. This investigation centres on the reasons that the Committee did not field a team at the most recent Summer Olympics. This investigation is ongoing so I am unable to comment on a lot of the details that you may wish to know. I can say that the investigation will take these allegations into account, and my office is in the process of finding a way to speed up this investigation, so that we may get more information to you soon. Now I know some of you may ask so I am going to say it now, we are aiming for a preliminary report, hopefully by next month. The speeding of this investigation should not damage its authority or accuracy, and the investigation will continue after the release of this preliminary report. This investigation is very wide in scope, and it has experienced quite a few setbacks over its duration, most of which is out of its control, which is why it is taking so long to come out. Now I've said my part, and I will take your questions soon, but I want to turn the mic over to Minister Cole."

Minister Cole: "Thank you Polly for that. I don't have much to say, other than that my ministry is looking into these allegations very seriously, and we are looking into our own investigation into the matter. We're working closely with Minister Tralter's office, and we should have more news to you on that front very soon."

Minister Tralter: "We'll now take your questions, I believe there was a predetermined order for you all."

"Minister, you spoke about how the investigation has experienced many setbacks out of its control, can you talk a little more about that? Has Lucy Gurvaneses and the Hopalian Olympic Committee obstructed the investigation?"

Minister Tralter: "I believe you may want to hear from Minister Tahity also on this, and I'll hand the mic over. But I will say this. The Ministry of Public Identity, Sport, and Cohesion was created three months ago, and it has been an arduous process handing over controls from the Ministry of Culture to my ministry. I know Minister Tahity can speak on this also. So my focus has very much been on setting up this ministry, and the investigation and the Hopalian Olympic Committee has been stuck in limbo, and this has very much affected their process. The Hopalian Olympic Committee has exercised more authority in this time. The investigation has also undoubtedly faced roadblocks in their investigation. I can't comment any further than that because this is an ongoing investigation, but Minister Tahity might have something to say, so I'll hand over the mic."

Minister Tahity: "Thank you, Polly. I'm not sure I have much to add to what you said. There have been roadblocks to this investigation, and it has been rather difficult to deduce what exactly went on in the Hopalian Olympic Committee. I don't want to say very much, as Minister Tralter said this is an ongoing investigation. And obviously, the transfer of powers from my ministry to Minister Tralter's has slowed down the investigation."

"Minister Cole, if the allegations against the Hopalian Olympic Committee do prove to be true, do you believe that your ministry's let's say, inability to detect this is a failure on your part or your ministry's part?"

Minister Cole: "Well I think that you have to remember that my ministry and Minister Tralter's were only created three months, and it has obviously taken a lot of time for us to settle in and for the ministry to get up and running. There's a lot of work that our great civil servants have to do to set up a ministry, and it's a lot of work. Now my ministry has a broad scope. You know the government is a large institution, and we've really only gotten to the work of actually overseeing the government's operations properly over the last month or so. The Hopalian Olympic Committee has not been an organization that we have yet gotten to doing a thorough review of. Now I plan that at least once a year every part of the government will be thoroughly reviewed my ministry to ensure that this kind of corruption that is being alleged gets picked up and weeded out, and I hope that is work that can be done. I am well aware that my ministry was created to weed out corruption that we have unfortunately seen within our government: at the Ministry of Agriculture and Ministry of the Environment in the past. So I am well aware of my ministry's role and objective. That's why we will be looking very closely into this matter at the Hopalian Olympic Committee, and we will have news to you about an official investigation very soon."

"Minister Tahity, if these allegations were proven to be true, what does this say about your ministry and your job as minister that this happened under your watch?"

Minister Tahity: "We have always given the Hopalian Olympic Committee a certain degree of independence, and we have trusted them to do their job. We gave them this independence so that they could do their job free of political influence. Now if these allegations were proven to be true, then I think we would need to do a review of that policy and of the entire committee and organization. And yes, if these allegations were proven to be true, then yes it would be a failure on my part, because I championed the freedom and independence that was allocated to the Hopalian Olympic Committee. That being said, I and my ministry did begin the investigation into the committee and we were and remain very committed to the idea of accountability within the Hopalian Olympic Committee."

"Minister Tralter, these allegations have shown that there are many operations that are run by the Hopalian Olympic Committee that could feasibly and arguably should be run my your ministry. An example of this is the sustaining and supporting of athletes outside of the Olympics. Would you support a stripping away of powers from the Hopalian Olympic Committee and possible full-scale reform of the committee?"

Minister Tralter: "Well whether or not these allegations do prove to be true, they have brought to light some of these debates I think we perhaps should be having of what responsibilities should be given to the Hopalian Olympic Committee. These suggestions that you bring up, perhaps shifting some powers away from the Hopalian Olympic Committee to the Ministry of Public Identity, Sport, and Cohesion, in order to have the committee focus more on actually fielding a team for the Olympic. I think that suggestion is something that we should and will be exploring, and if the allegations against the committee do prove to be true, then yes, I think we should have a full reform and rethinking of how the Hopalian Olympic Committee operates."

"One last question for Minister Tralter, will these allegations in any way affect Team Hopal's position at the upcoming Winter Olympics?"

Minister Tralter: "As the situation stands, no. I believe that the Hopalian Olympic Committee is still focused on fielding a team for the Winter Olympics, I don't think these allegations change that. If the situation at the Committee changes, there perhaps might be some more serious questions. But as it stands, no. I'd like to thank you all for joining us, that about wraps it up for this press conference. I think you will be hearing from us again soon as we update this situation."

"Well welcome back to the HBC News studio, I'm Claire Wilson. You were watching there a press conference at the Parliament Building, where three cabinets ministers were taking questions on the allegations made against the Hopalian Olympic Committee in the Hopal Herald. That was Minister Polly Tralter at the end, the Minister of Public Identity, Sport, and Cohesion speaking. To get some analysis on that press conference and on the situation in general, we're joining here in studio by our Political Editor John Snopes and our Leading Sports Analyst Lily Fujimori. Thank you both for joining me."

Snopes and Fujimori: "Thank you."

"John, tell me what did you take away from that press conference?"

Snopes: "Well it wasn't a long press conference, but there was to go through. From a political standpoint all three ministers were trying to take blame of the situation off of them. Linda Cole and Polly Tralter both saying that because their ministries have only been in existence for three months, they haven't been able to take a proper look at the situation, and they don't shield the blame. I don't think that the political axe for this scandal will fall on them. I think it's more likely to fall on Lawrence Tahity, he's a longtime Minister who was in charge of the Hopalian Olympic Committee when this was alleged to happen. He said the Hopalian Olympic Committee was given a lot of independence, he can't take the blame for the actual scandal, now he says that if the allegations are true his failing was given the committee all of its independence. But he says he spearheaded the investigation and the charge for accountability within the Hopalian Olympic Committee. But I think he has a tough path out of this, he's not a natural politician, his skillset is in running the Ministry of Culture, he was a nonpartisan skill pick by John Stophoe, I don't know if he can survive this. Now in terms of more substance, it seems that Linda Cole, the Minister of Governmental Affairs, Oversight, and Efficiency is going to begin an official investigation into the Hopalian Olympic Committee. Maybe they take over the investigation being run by Polly Tralter's ministry, which used to be Minister Tahity's ministry's investigation, I don't know, but Linda Cole was hinting that something's on the way. Also both Polly Tralter and Lawrence Tahity both hinted that forces within the Hopalian Olympic Committee were holding up their investigation."

"Lily, how do you think this scandal affects athletes and Hopalian sports in general?"

Fujimori: "Well I don't think Lucy Gurvaneses can survive, whether this is true or not, her reputation is gone that's how it works. I think that there will be structural change within the Hopalian Olympic Committee. Minister Tralter suggested there that some powers might be taken away from the Hopalian Olympic Committee and be given directly to the Ministry of Public Identity, Sport, and Cohesion. That could change the way athletes are paid, and maybe just maybe we'll see Hopal regularly at the Olympics. If the changes come before the Winter Olympics, I don't know how that affects Team Hopal at the games. I honestly don't think that Lucy Gurvaneses or the Hopalian Olympic Committee as we know it will survive to the Winter Olympics, and I don't know how there will be a Hopalian team. I think that Team Hopal at the Olympics might be up in the air again."

"Well, whatever happens, it will be interesting to see how this unfolds. We'll be back after the break, John Snopes and Lily Fujimori will be right here with me. This is HBC News."
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Postby Nyowani Kitara » Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:32 am

NYK captain Armoni Okombo speaking to a pep rally, the night before NYK's huge home Qualifier against Drawkland


"HEY!" Okombo yelled to the scores of screaming fans here in the town square. There were probably 300-400 fans in the town square- not the worst turnout. Nyowani Kitara had a HUGE World Cup Qualifier, at home, in just a couple of days time against the Elite Eleven, of Drawkland. After a World Cup Qualifying campaign that had been very stop and start for about 8 or so games, the campaign looked to suddenly be back on track. A pair of 5 goal wins sparked a surge in excitement about this team, especially with a huge group rival coming to town.

"We all know the importance of this Qualifier." He told them. "We've got to show them- nobody comes to our house and gets a result." The crowd boomed. "It's going to be tough, trying to get three points against a side as skilled as the Elite Eleven. But look- there ain't no place like the freaking Revolutionary Grounds. We've got to show them that we've got the greatest home field advantage in the multiverse. We've got to put forth that siege mentality. Get behind our team! If we win this one... Then this group is truly wide open. Who knows what can happen?"

"But it takes more than 11." Said another star player, Wang Jiahui. "You are the 12th man. Let's make this happen!" And chants of 'twelve' echo through the crowd. Could Nyowani Kitara really bring its Qualfiication campaign back to life by upsetting Drawkland? Or were hopes up for no reason- and should Nyowani Kitara be preparing for the Playoffs?




Sports Brief: World Cup Qualifying

Matchday 15: Nyowani Kitara steamrolls Ethane to get Qualification campaign on track


IBARNET- It was just two cycles ago when Ethane were ranked 14th in the multiverse, and crushing our World Cup Qualification dreams with some clutch shooting, and some well-timed, well placed counter-attacks. Now, the two sides could not be more polar opposite. Ethane is barely in the top 150, while we are ranked 15th. Despite that ranking difference, however, neither side is performing to expectation- Nyowani Kitara, expecting to have a clear path to winning the group, entered this game with seemingly a hard ceiling of third place in this group set.

Sometimes, you need a game to let out your frustrations. Liang Wei reportedly let out his frustrations on the team following their last game, which was a 3-0 shellacking by the hands of Juvencus. A tantrum that, reportedly, included everything 'except actually physically tearing up the locker room itself'. Of course, those tirades are extremely touchy kind of motivators. Especially in the modern day, a lot of players won't respond to those well- and that can be the end of a manager's reign. But done well, and rarely, it can jolt a team back into shape.

And suddenly, a Nyowani Kitara that was played off the park so thoroughly in Juvencus, just a few weeks ago, was brought back to life- and Ethane was the team that we took out our anger against. Think of how this game went down. We started scoring early, and more definitely started scoring often. Owino Odede highlighted the game with a hat trick, earned in the absence of NYK's star striker, Odede Angonga. An 11th minute header was followed by a wonder goal in the 23rd minute, when he hit a first time volley off of a poor bouncing clearance by Ethane's centerback. Handsdotter was quick to make it 3-0 in the 28th minute. While Ethane scored on a coutner in the 35th, Svante basically put a bow on this one when he made it 4-1 in the 41st minute.

Odede would convert a penalty to get his hat trick in the 51st minute, to make it 5-1, and the score ended at 7-1. A great match- but one, Liang Wei warned, would mean absolutely nothing unless they built on it.

Matchday 16: Kitarans dance all over Saterun as they rock them, 5-0, at their own stadium


SATERUN- "Road wins are to be cherished in World Cup Qualifying- our team really knows this by now." Said the team's star midfielder, Arvid Handsdotter. "We've dropped a couple of rough road points, as well, of course, of us getting our asses kicked by Juvencus. So we don't underestimate the value of this win- far from it. We just want to make sure that we can take good things from it, and apply those lessons to our massive tie in a few weeks against Drawkland."

That's how it goes. With Angonga still out, it would be the teenage like for like sub, Kuma Negasu, who would be up to the goalscoring. It would not take long for the Kitarans to go up. A fantastic through ball from Chimwemwe put Negasu in on goal, and the 18 year old's cheekky chip over the keeper gave the team a 1-0 lead. But while some thought they'd fall apart, Nyowani Kitara's opponent showed some strong backbone. But eventually, they were simply overmatched. They weren't doing much on O, but it seemed as if they would definitely go into the half up just 1-0.

But that would not happen. A horror moment, a howler, for Saterun's keeper. A terrible clearance meant that the ball, meant to go overhead, was passed straight to Wang Jiahui. Wang just played the ball to the left, where Negasu was wide open(since the defender were up the pitch) and we got Negasu a tap-in goal. A huge goal- completely changing what the opposing coach's plan was.

That would set Saterun behind the 8 ball for the rest of the night, as Nyowani Kitara were looking to counter- and we did so with stunning success. Örjan Qvist, Chimwemwe, and Josef Sparv all contributed second half goals for the team to earn a 5-0 victory away from home. The team was happy, of course- but business like. "We did what we came here to do- which was to get three points and take them back to Rushmore. That- we have accomplished." Said team veteran Catarina Malmquist. "All eyes on Drawkland."

Other News
- Kitaran authorities confirmed that Odede Angonga suffered a 'setback' in his recovery from injury, ergo meaning that he will have to miss Matchdays 17 and 18 as well, against Drawkland and Srubnaya Culture, respectively- making those the sixth and seventh qualifiers he will miss, due to injury, for this campaign.

Qualifying Goal Count Tracker
MD15 Goals against Ethane(H)
Owino Odede(11', 23', 51')
Arvid Handsdotter(28')
Olaf Svante(41')
Wang Jiahui(64')
Mhara Vera(88')

MD16 Goals against Saterun(A)
Kuma Negasu(8',45+1')
Örjan Qvist(52')
Kamzuni Chinwemwe(67')
Josef Sparv(81')

Total Goal Count Tracker
Odede Angonga - 6
Wang Jiahui - 5
Arvid Handsdotter - 5
Owino Odede - 5
Kuma Negasu - 5
Josef Sparv - 3
Olaf Svante - 3
Kamzuni Chinwemwe - 3
Mbũgua Kanj - 2
Rudolph von Katzenstig - 2
Örjan Qvist - 2
Christian Pichard - 1
Armoni Okombo - 1
Mhara Vera - 1


Players are italicized if their first callup is World Cup 93 Qualifying.
The KWFL is the country's domestic professional football league. Players are bolded if they are based abroad.
Starters: 4-4-2.
GK #1 Oduor Bigombe. 34 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for 1896 Ebor in Mytanija.
RB #33 Jekuche Jokonya. 28 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for Red Star Dewayo in the KWFL.
CB #19 Catarina Malmquist. 26 years old. Nordland ethnic group. Female. Only woman on the team. Plays for FTC United in Zwangzug.
CB #5 Örjan Qvist. 30 years old. Osterlander ethnic group. Plays for East Dewayo in the KWFL.
LB #4 Armoni Okombo. 35 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Captain.
RM #7 Wang Jiahui. 32 years old. Plays for Litala '93 in Mytanija. Former Yue national who has been naturalized.
RCM #6 Arvid Handsdotter. 24 years old. Osterland ethnic group. Plays for Montreal Koreana in Quebec.
LCM #8 Kamzuni Chinwemwe. 29 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for the Busukuma Force in the S-FPL.
LM #20 Olaf Svante. 31 years old. Nordland ethnic group. Plays for North Sabrefell in Nephara.
RS #12 Kuma Negasu. 18 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for Mubeza United in the KWFL.
LS #11 Owino Odede. 31 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for East Dewayo in the KWFL.
Bench
GK #35 Lukusa Balela. 20 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for Gugola United in the KWFL.
GK #23 Bakaji Mambuyi. 18 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for CSKA Dewayo in the KWFL.
RB #2 Omollo Ayange. 25 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Defected during the civil war halfway through World Cup 90 Qualifying, and banished from the NT since then until now.
CB #18 Obasea Somayina. 26 years old. Kitaran ethnic group. Plays for the Viljan Vultures in the KWFL.
CB #3 Tendenka Mutsekwa. 28 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for Red Star Karora in the KWFL.
LB #14 Zhou Mushonga. 30 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for Keppal Cosmos in Zwangzug.
RM #39 Christian Pichard. 21 years old. Nordland ethnic group. Plays for Red Star Dewayo in the KWFL.
CM #10 Mhara Vera. 25 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for the Dewayo Mustangs in the KWFL.
CM #13 Mbũgua Kanj. 22 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for Red Star Karora in the KWFL.
LM #22 Rudolph von Katzenstig. 25 years old. Osterland ethnic group. Plays for Ibarnet City FC in the KWFL.
ST/CAM #23 Josef Sparv. 24 years old. Nordland ethnic group. Plays for the Bujukamba Stallions in the KWFL.

Out for Injury
ST #9 Odede Angonga. 31 years old. Kitara ethnic group. Plays for Jinja City FC in the S-FPL. Injured through and including MD18.
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Postby Yue Zhou » Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:09 am

YUE ASSEMBLY PASS RESOLUTION "ADVISING AGAINST" CAP AND TRADE
announcement unlikely to change Yue policy but places pressure on Zhen Qiang

This morning, the Yue Assembly passed a resolution advising against the implementation of a Rushmori cap-and-trade system to manage emissions at CORNCOB, by a margin of 146 votes in favor to 117 against. While the Yue Assembly has little, if any, say in the ultimate agreement made at CORNCOB, the move places pressure on President Zhen Qiang, as well as Special CORNCOB Envoy Wang Boqin, to more strongly negotiate against any such system in Altendalur.

"Today, the voice of the people was heard," said Liang Ziyou, leader of the opposition as well as the Liberation Army party, all 115 of whose members supported the resolution. "We do not need the Rushmori old guard telling us how to develop, when no restrictions were placed on their own buildup. We need Yue ingenuity and perseverance in order to continue to grow our great nation, and this resolution does its part to tell our government how to support the Yue people." On the other hand, Zhen Qiang notably did not whip members of his National Union party to vote in either direction, beset by significant intra-party pressure on both sides (twenty-six members voted in favor, but the biggest bloc within the party was those who abstained) and unwilling to spend significant political capital on something that is not a key policy plank.

While National Union declined to take a stand on the issue, officially justified by President Zhen as "letting Special CORNCOB Envoy Wang do the job he was appointed to do without our interference", the Yue center and left were outspoken in their opposition to any such resolution. Junior coalition partners Forward Path presented a near-united front, with only AM Zhang Bideng voting for the resolution (party leader Hong Nanwei has reportedly ordered the whip removed from Zhang after the vote, although this remains unconfirmed), with Hong claiming that "Special Envoy Wang was appointed due to his sound judgment on environmental issues. If he says no cap and trade, I stand by him, but I'm not going to let Liberation Army dictate our reputation abroad." Still, Hong notably stopped short of supporting cap and trade itself, possibly indicative of the government's uneasy feeling towards the current direction of CORNCOB negotiations.

That position was not shared by the smooth-talking Shang Ziyang of the Progressive Democrats, representing the least fractured faction of the Yue left. In defending his "nay" position, Shang gave an impassioned speech on cap-and-trade, castigating the government for their inaction on climate change. "Until we stop fueling foreign megacorporations with our own natural resources, we will continue to be one of the biggest polluters in Rushmore - through no fault of the Yue people. The time for sensible, cooperative government policy on this matter was yesterday," he commented after the bill passed. Still, while the Assembly has spoken out against this particular position, it remains unclear what their optimal CORNCOB resolution sounds like. Special Envoy Wang has earned criticism from both sides for making little impact on the negotiations so far, with some quipping that he's been "the second most visible Yueren at CORNCOB". Still, although Ma Ailun may have gotten more media attention, the potential presence of ideological allies such as Kirungabi and Nyowani Kitara could bolster Yuezhou's negotiating position as they seek to tilt the scales underlying any cap and trade deal. This leaves open the opportunity for a government struggling to define itself in Wu Zhongsheng's wake to remind Rushmore of their diplomatic ability.
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Postby Gnejs » Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:33 am

Post-Script

So, the end is here. Our heroes have faced the final curtain. The forces of good mostly prevailed, and all was well in the land of Rocks and Baggies. But what happened to all of those beloved characters that we all have come to know so well, and maybe even cherish?

As music fills the air, let us have a look

Hannah was offered a most respectable position at the Office of the Prime Minister, in charge of coordinating a ministry wide task force aimed at stomping out corruption and lingering Lodge influence within the wider state apparatus. Alas, she turned it down. She felt she had done her part in rooting out evil, and could anyone contradict her on that, really? Instead, she brought the kids with her and moved down to southern Electrum to raise rabbits on a small farm. She divorced Øystein – they were never able to bridge the gap between them – and married Gilbert, who had now assumed leadership of the teenage ninja surfers, in addition to studying to become an accountant. The job of leading the ministry task force ended up going to the Sentient Map.

Øystein went into a period of deep mourning after losing his beloved Hannah. But, lovingly aided by Connie the serving wench, he was – in time – able to start looking at the bright side of life again. Connie also helped mend Øye’s relationship with Captain Fletcher, and the former Landsman was even made an honorary Rear Admiral based at the Taven, HMS Gnejs. He lives there with Connie and works as director of operations for HMS Onslaught, telling the crew which Baggie ferries to attack and so on. He shares custody over the kids with Hannah, of course, and every other week Captain Fletcher reluctantly collects and returns the children, making him and the Onslaught a crucial part of Hannah and Øye’s everyday logistics.

Killer Bob was reunited with his family and resumed his daily life as an overworked and undercompensated city civil servant. After the mysterious and untimely death of his boss, he was subsequently promoted and now heads the Unit for Analysis within the City of Hagen’s Department of Finance.

King Alswitch renounced his affiliation with Molly the Proprietress and publicly displayed his love for Queen Alma by going through the most humiliating of ordeals for a Baggie royalty, namely eating a plate of Luigi’s Lasagna with knife and fork. The royal couple is said to be rekindling their love and devotion for one another during a much needed vacation in the Black Country National Park.

Little Lars and his mother returned to Sylestone to finish their vacation. They were chased from Kirkham after an unfortunate incident with a sentient toilet, and our sources say they are now hiding out in an undisclosed location in the Esportiva region.

Goran and John – the Baggieland tennis players – revitalized their love for the fairest of all games after fighting alongside the Gnejsian Tennis Federation, and everything looks set for them rejoining the international tennis circuit and once again compete alongside the stars of the NSTT.

Rock Lodge Master/Minister for Fisheries and Coastal Affairs Lennart Nilsson and the treacherous Jakob Pettson were both injured during the final battle and fled into the woods. No one has seen them since, but amongst the homesteaders of The Interior it is rumored that they both fell victim to the mythical wolf king Gnejgar the Abhorrent and his rabid pack of brothers.

The cabal Grand Master Lei Siulung had to perform an extensive Walk of Shame and apologize to the nations of the multiverse for all the harm the Lodge had caused. “Forgive, but never forget,” said the multiverse, but in the end she was still allowed her old job back, and is currently reporting on the 93rd World Cup Qualification.

Speaking of the Qualifications, Guru Beth Rati Pumba really feels like he has regained his mojo and act for predicting the future, and he’s certain that both Gnejs and Baggieland will unquestionably qualify for the World Cup proper. Or, at least the playoffs. And if that doesn’t pan out then they’ll definitely get a shot in the Cup of Harmony. Perchance.

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Postby Sylestone » Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:33 am

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR SENTIENT



Part Nine


City Academy Training Centre, Avondale

”Brett, just go talk to her. You’re not going to get anywhere with it if you don’t.”

“But Jayden, what if…”

Brett’s response was cut short as a furious Charlotte Eastwood barged between the arguing teenagers, tugging on Brett’s shirt as she pulled him towards the academy car park. “I can’t fucking believe I’m doing this. Yes, I remember what it was like when I was sixteen - after all, my fucking sister is your age, but come on. You’ve known she likes you for six fucking months by now, and you’ve done nothing. It’s as obvious as shit that you fancy her just as much, and you’re giving the poor thing anxiety!”

Behind Brett, Jayden and the rest of Brett’s Under-21 teammates had assembled in the small portion of shade protruding from the edge of building, finding some respite from the oppressive humidity and heat of the Sylestonean climate as they watched the drama unfold, doing their best to stifle their giggles.

Both girls shared the same shade of caramel brown hair and hazel eyes, but that was where the similarities ended. As many footballers are (Brett not included), Charlotte had a strong physique, stood at just over 180 centimetres tall and as much as she hated to admit it, had slightly chubby facial features that her teammates constantly pestered her about - much to the disgust of her fiery personality.

In comparison, Charlotte’s sister - five years her junior - was anything but. Alicia Eastwood, the youngest of four children, was a good fifteen centimetres shorter than her sister - and Brett as well, for he stood at roughly the same height as Charlotte - with a thin face and body. While Charlotte’s hair only fell just beyond her shoulders, Alicia’s had grown down to her lower back and was pulled back in a ponytail. And judging from what his teammate had told him, she was a rather fragile human being - a far cry from the confident manner in which Charlotte carried herself with.

“Alicia, this is Brett. Brett, this is my sister Alicia, who is sixteen just like you.” Indicating towards the group of players assembled against the side of the building, Charlotte forged on. “Now, I’m going to go tell those twatheads to shove off into the changing rooms so you two can have some privacy. I’m sure the coach will understand if you miss five or ten minutes of the talk. You know how they’re like - he’ll probably repeat everything about fifteen times anyway. I’m sure someone will tell you if you missed something”

And with that, she left the teenage pair to their own devices.

After they stood there awkwardly for a solid fifteen seconds, it was Brett who broke the ice first. “So, uhhh… how are you?”

Gradually, Alicia’s face reddened until it looked like one massive, oval-shaped tomato. “Yeah, I’m alright. You?”

“Uh, yeah. I guess I’m good.”

“I was at the game on the weekend. Great goal.”

“Um, yeah. Thanks.” Brett smiled, as if vividly remembering a wistful memory. “I saw you in the crowd. You look good in an Avondale City jersey. Suits you very well.”

A slight smile played across Alicia’s lips. “What, were you looking for me?”

Brett flushed, beginning to respond before seeing the expectant look on the girl’s face, still showing that slight, flitting smile. “N- okay, fine, yes.”

She laughed - a beautiful, crystal laugh - and in that moment, the barriers between the pair dissolved. Noticing his opportunity, that same voice from his gut that had told him to believe in himself milliseconds before scoring that goal against Capitol Athletic just a day ago responded to his callings.

“Come, let’s sit down.”
And sit they did, on the hill separating the carpark from the training ground, engaging in small talk as Connor Downes drilled onwards inside the training centre’s changing rooms. Gradually, the pair became obviously more comfortable with one another and noticing this, Brett made the move he’d been longing to act out for the past six months.

“Look, I’m free for the rest of the day. I’m sure someone will catch me up on what’s going on in there - after all, it was supposed to be an optional training session anyway. Want to go to the beach?”

“I mean, yeah, why not? I came here to see you and Charlotte will just catch the train home.” She smiled. “Let’s go.”

* * *

“WHY. CAN’T. THESE. FUCKING. TRAINS. RUN. ON. TIME.”

Brett and Alicia had been waiting for half an hour for a train that was supposed to arrive 25 minutes ago and by the minute, the couple had been growing gradually frustrated. The constant chatter over the Rebarga Station PA system was doing nothing to dim his anger, either - for as time passed, the more and more likely it was that a teammate would turn up to the station and proceed to give him Brett hell. He could cope with the public attention - Alicia had been stifling giggles the entire time as random people waiting for the train had realised who he was (he was literally wearing his Avondale City training kit) and asked for autographs and photos - but he knew at this moment of time that to pull even more unwarranted attention to himself was just going to make him even more infuriated.

It was typical of the Avondale railway system. Although intercity trains were very efficient and were always on time, as soon as you hopped on a metropolitan one, you could never quite trust that you’d be where you wanted to be at the time you wanted to be there. Sometimes, the delays were simply because the train drivers had slept in late and often, tropical storms would come in and sweep trees down onto the tracks. As a result of the tropical heat, broken air conditioning posed a genuine health hazard, resulting in even more delays and sometimes, some shitheads just wanted to stand in the door to prevent the automatic doors from closing for hours on end. It had happened before, and it was going to happen again.

After what seemed like an aeon, the distinct rattle of an approaching train brought Rebarga Station to cheers. Next to him, Alicia breathed a rather heavy sigh of relief - despite not being as vocal about it, it was evident in her eyes that she was just as frustrated for while it meant more time talking to Brett, why couldn’t the fucking train just turn up?

As they nestled together on the packed train into the city centre, where they would transfer at Parliament House Station onto the Northern Beaches Line to Ava Vale Beach - one of Brett’s favourite spots to visit for the day - the pair realised simultaneously that privacy was going to be an issue. Inside the packed carriage of disgruntled individuals furious with the delays, they could not help notice the flitting stares and glances they were dealt with by the rest of the passengers. Although everyone was well aware of the fact that Brett should not be disturbed - the protective arm he had around this girl’s shoulders was evident of that - it became increasingly obvious that most everyone on the train exactly knew whose presence they were graced with. The golden blonde, shabby hair and the scrawny frame gave it away, let alone the jersey Brett was sporting.

In Brett’s ear, Alicia tugged at her new boyfriend’s jersey, whispering “we really should’ve chosen another day to do this. This thing kind of gives it away.”

“I’m not sure it would’ve made a difference. I think most of the footballing community knows me relatively well after that goal on the weekend.”

A chuckle in response indicated that Brett’s response amused her as he allowed himself a small smile, acutely noticing the way Alicia pulled closer to him, allowing her head to rest on his shoulder, Brett’s stomach filling itself with restless butterflies. Unfortunately, the peace he shared was not to be for long as the bored mechanical voice of the train’s speaker system indicated that this train was terminating at Parliament House, ordering everyone aboard to alight.

Brett sighed, a hint of frustration creeping into the puff of air he released. He was more than comfortable as he was and the last thing he wished to do was to have to stand up and move around again. He’d already been on a ten kilometre run this morning and now, the toll of that was starting to feel as his legs began to ache like nothing else.


Nevertheless, he was enjoying himself and gradually learning how to ignore the stares of people.

* * *

“But Brett, we don’t have any swimmers!”

Alicia’s exasperated outburst came as they were eating fish and chips on the beach, revelling in the company and with it being the middle of the day, they almost had this little portion of the beach to themselves. Earlier, they had visited the local Ava Vale fish-and-chippery, where they were met by a friendly Drawkian cashier who had apparently run the place since he had migrated from Sonnel to Esportiva in his early twenties. However, he had not changed from his old ways, electing to put the World Baseball Classic final between Banija and Nova Anglicana on the small television at one corner of the shop, causing much consternation among the locals who were baffled as to why the second test between Sylestone and Quebec & Shingoryeo wasn’t aired. After all, cricket was Sylestone’s most prominent sport and with no football on at the moment due to the midweek break, there should realistically be nothing to stop anyone from sticking that on instead.

Despite the cashier’s poor sporting choices, though, the quality of the fish and chips he delivered to the waiting couple certainly made up for any judgements they may have made while waiting in the bustling line for food. Somehow, no one inside the shop had recognised Brett’s identity - probably because the majority of them were cricket-loving Grearish migrants furious as to why the cricket wasn’t streamed - but still, it was a nice relief from the publicity he’d been receiving. Still, Brett knew, deep down, that someone who had recognised him on the journey to the beach would probably tip off some local media source as to this new relationship he appeared to be in - either that, or one of his shithousing teammates would - and a bombardment of questions would come his way.

But for now, Brett wouldn’t let that worry him. For now, the thing on the forefront of his mind was the fact that, in the spur of the moment, neither of them had even thought about the fact that they might have wanted to swim at the beach. Thankfully, though, Ava Vale’s Eastmeadow shopping complex was only a five minute walk away and with a professional football contract, buying swimmers for two people was not going to put any sort of a hole in Brett’s budget.

“But Brett, you don’t need to spend your money on swimmers! We could just go get our feet wet or something.”

Just as Brett was about to retort, his eyes became distracted by something in his periphery - something Alicia was staring at. Striding purposefully along the beach, a large, muscular man in his twenties decided that now was the right time to sport a maroon and black top - one very familiar to Brett.

For a Capitol Athletic fan to wear their club’s jersey after losing three on the trot indicated that they were a proud fan - one that should not be messed with. And judging from his physique and the way he carried himself, if he recognised Brett, he would be in for a whole world of trouble.

In a voice that was soft enough to ensure the man would not hear, Alicia said “take your shirt off and focus on your fish and chips. Keep your head down and I’ll keep a lookout for you.”

But it was too late. A quick glance of the head and that was all that was needed and instead of continuing along his midday walk, the man changed direction towards the couple sitting together under the shade of the dunes. As he closed in, the fury on his face became evident as Alicia snuggled closer to Brett, who placed a protective arm around her.

“YOU!”

And in that moment, quite a few things happened at once. The first thing was Alicia’s slight wail into Brett’s arm, who promptly stood up with an annoyed look on his face. And behind the man, another familiar face came tearing out of the water.

First South Newlandia, and now here. Sure, the two incidents were six months apart, but Kinetik Stadium and Ava Vale Beach had to be two of the more random places that Brett and Noah Smythe found themselves at, at the same time. With that knowledge, Brett knew all he had to do was bide his time and hope for the best.

Thankfully, Noah was a very fast runner - even over sand - and this man, despite all of his strength and athleticism, seemed to have very slow reactions. Although a couple of punches came Brett’s way, he had no trouble with dodging them as the man released a constant string of swear words, aimed in the 16-year-old’s general direction. Behind Brett, Alicia curled herself up into a ball in fright, watching Brett’s dodges with a mixture of concern and amusement - the man was getting nowhere near him.

In fact, the only thing that hit one’s body during the fight - if you could call it that - was when Noah barrelled into the man, sending him tumbling to the ground, stunned. He clearly wasn’t hurt, but to have someone you almost idolise as a fan send you flying was not exactly the most heroic thing.

Standing over the man’s fallen body, Noah composed himself, a vile look on his face. “Take that shirt of yours off and go home. You’re a disgrace to the club.”

Then he turned to Brett, who was standing off to one side, and proceeded to glance between him and the girl sitting just behind him.

“Well, mate. It seems you have some explaining to do.”



Eura vs Sylestone @ Bastion Arena, Bastion
Eura (4-2-3-1): Hammond; Almwood (Image 13’) (Reeve 58’) - Menard - Hart - Read (Image 75’); Cole - Vincent (Stewart 89’); Woodman (James 58’ (Image 86’) - Miller (Singh 58’) - Barnes; Sharp (Brookfield 78’)

Sylestone (4-4-1-1 → 4-2-3-1): Fuller; Ironing Board (Image 67’) - Mornington (Pearson 75’) - Faucett - Keller; Cayden Holmes (Henling 75’) - Rodway - Blair (Bar Stool 84’) - Jones (Image 40’) (Fullers 61’); Keyes (Fleetwood 84’); Strathfield

Eura 2-0 Sylestone
Image Almwood 29'
Image Singh 88'


Sylestone vs Kandorith @ Chamberley Institute of Sport, Chamberley
Sylestone (4-4-1-1 → 5-4-1): Fuller; Holt (Ironing Board 76’) - Mornington - Hand Sanitiser (Image 64’) - Toilet; Henling (Stanton 90’) - Bar Stool (Washing Machine 76’) - Brown - Fullers; Fleetwood (Paterson 76’ (Image 80’)); Hightower (Image 31’) (Tumble Dryer 25’)

Kandorith (4-3-3): Keiji; Tanji - Tanabe - Omori - Asato; Yamakawa - Matsumoto (Image 55’) - Eguchi (Mitoma 75’); M Nakamura (S Nakamura 56’) - Ono (Honda 86’) - Maeda

Sylestone 0-0 Kandorith



Starting Lineup vs Osarius @ Somewhere, Osarius
Callum Holmes; Davis - Damasekara - Washing Machine - Dishwasher; Stanton - Bar Stool - Lawson - Fridge; Love; Tumble Dyer

Starting Lineup vs New Gelderland @ Kitchener Stadium, Avondale
Brick Wall; Holt - Pearson - Hand Sanitiser - Toilet; Henling - Paterson - Rodway - Jones; Fleetwood; Strathfield
Football: WC94 Qualifiers, CE35&36 semifinalists
Cricket: GCF WT20 XVI champions, ODI WT II semifinalists, GCF WT20 XV semifinalists, EspoT20 I&II champions
BoF 74, CoH 78, CoH 81, GCF WT20 XV, HWC 24, EspoT20 I&III

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Postby Juvencus » Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:41 am

CALCIO NEWS JUVENCUS(Part 1)


Cesare Bavardi: Good afternoon everyone and welcome to Calcio News Juvencus, I am your host, Cesare Bavardi and with me there is my co-host, Giovanni Lopez. Joining us today is former international and current youth national team manager Cesare Ajello, a man known for his intelligence and speed on and off the pitch. Thanks for coming to the show, Cesare and welcome. It is great to have you here.

Cesare Ajello: It is my pleasure and a big honor to be invited by Calcio News Juvencus. Thanks for having me.

Cesare Bavardi: We have gone through a large chunk of the season in the Campionato but most importantly, we have gone 16 matchdays through the qualifying stages of the world cup qualifiers so far. We see la squadra sitting on top of the group due to a higher goals differential and very close towards several long-term goals achieved such as reaching the world cup for the first time in 11 years, as well as its first time toping a group. With 6 matchdays left, what is your opinion on this team so far and what do you think about their trajectory.

Cesare Ajello: Well I guess it would-

Giovanni Lopez: Excuse me for interrupting mister Ajello, but I need to give an additional question.

Cesare Ajello: Go ahead.

Giovanni Lopez: What is also your opinion on this team's offensive capabilities?

Cesare Ajello: First, to answer Cesare's question, I believe it is too early to make any type of prediction seeing as how tight the group is at the current stage in time. We are sitting on first place only due to goal difference as you said and that is quite the fragile lead if I do say so myself. I have the utmost faith on the team however that this can and will be kept all the way to the end. I am honestly surprised by the sudden rise recently, I believe Madeiros' leadership as a coach has been instrumental in elevating the talent of the players on the pitch. Like, we are seriously watching a Juvencus team performing exactly up to par to fans' expectations for the first time in such a long while, which shows that the team has gone a long way since the Pandemic days. It makes me proud and really brings me some fond memories such as when I was an international myself and saw our team have its exponential rise to the top then. As for your question, Giovanni. The answer is clear, Juven attackers are some of the most highly sought after ones for a reason and they have all shown it in various degrees on the pitch. Whether it is a starter like Campana, a veteran like Martell, substitutes like Flavovespian Natfiser Super League's finest Limene or even more reserve players like Adamantina Campana, Audiol or Freitas.

Giovanni Lopez: Myself being a big fan of the legendary Martell and his longevity. This is his last cycle, you have played with him before for la squadra and you know him fairly well off the pitch too. What do you think about perhaps the greatest Juven player to ever grace the pitch's retirement?

Cesare Ajello: Clearly this is the end of an era, every single baptism of fire original is gone and now players that immediately followed after are approaching the end of their international careers as well. Martell was an exceptional player on the pitch and still is, despite his age, scoring left and right and being valuable. He really has been a freak of nature ever since he got a ball on his feet and that is perhaps one of the greatest achievements for a Juven player. While I do believe his absence will be felt, his replacements will be covering that gap really well both in regards to scoring and most importantly in regards to mentality. I believe we are entering a golden generation and from then on it will only be at the hands of the manager.

Cesare Bavardi: I have said this before and I will say it again, maybe we should also pay attention to the other positions on the pitch which are equally as important as the offense. We have some solid talent in the midfield, like Oliveira and Sissoko. What is your opinion on these players? Clearly they have been performing really well, especially these past few games and even more so against Nyowani Kitara, providing all goals towards the front 3.

Cesare Ajello: Honestly, the midfield is really underrated. Kouyaté was shortlisted for the Testiculos for god's sake and so was Garcia for a position he is not even adept on. It is the root system of the squad, its beating heart if you may. And let's not forget that Callejon is world class himself on the backlines and Ungaro is just magnificent on the goal. The squad is oozing talent throught, no doubt.
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Postby Atheara » Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:15 am

The Matrix

It was a rather normal, average day within the capital of Atheara. The citizens doing their everyday tasks, many walking or just heading out to work and all the students within the city heading towards their schools. Shop owners and employees opening their businesses for the day and overall, everyone was minding their own business unless it involved another person. A peaceful morning that was rather enjoyable, delightful to some even. But for other people, it wpuld be a rather stressful time. There were exams, deadlines, and a high order of tasks that needed to be met by them and this was taking a toll on people as well. Though for others, the stress doesn't come from any of these. One of said people that has stress was Cecilia Scharlund. Fabled Vessel of Wind, First Child of House Scharlund, and Atheara's National Hero. She was currently under cover, walking among the people with rather casual attire. But she had the time to change to a more properly fitting uniform for wherever she was going. Picking up a taxi rather quickly, the car which held her inside headed off as the traffic was still little. She already asked and received a permission for post leave under personal reasons.

Based on what she wore, you would think that Cecilia was heading towards somewhere extremely important. And to be fair, that is rather true. However, there were other factors on why she was heading towards the place she was going to. Scharlund eventually reached the stop and paid the driver, before getting out of the car as it drove away. Looking behind where she was dropped off, she could see the building that she wanted to go to. For one reason or another, it was The Matrix. The Military Center of the Athearan Military Corps was her destination, but the reason she decided to stop not too far from the building was to grab a hard cold coffee and a few documents from someone that a researcher she knows tipped off for her. Entering a small coffee shop within the small town district near The Matrix, she got a coffee and sat down at one of the small table chairs. Once she got her coffee, someone else came about and sat at her table. Giving the file, Scharlund gave a simple thanks and handshake before she simply left, considering she already paid for the coffee when she had to order for it and walked towards The Matrix. No one seemed to give a single bat of an eye.

After some walking and slight sprinting due to the fact that Cecilia underestimated the distance that she would need to walk through, she was now at the front gate of The Matrix. After shpwing the security guard at the front gate that she was a member of The Matrix, Cecilia kind of angrily stomped towards the front doors of The Matrix. Of course, it was the same IMP Unit back when she first visited this building. Being asked the same question she was the first time visiting, Cecilia Scharlund gave her name, reason of visit, and the given code on her member card. Because apparently that's how things were run in this place, Cecilia is rather skeptical of it but what can she do about it? Entering the building, it was the same as usual. She was able to recognize some of the faces she saw during her first visit after the end of the Second Civil War, and no one seemed to bat an eye. Starting off her endeavour by just walking, she headed towards the Kingpin's Office, she still remembers where it was. And after traversing The Matrix while looking at the still stale walls, ceiling, floor, and people, she was finally in front of the Kingpin's Office. She should be in here by these hours.

Scharlund knocked three times, waiting for an answer. Seconds pass but no answer was given to her. Perhaps the Kingpin wasn't here? She was the only one Cecilia thought of who could have the answer. Frustrated, she decided to try and punch through the door. But before the could, the Vessel of Wind heard a simple "come in" from the other side of the door. Opening, the room was slightly different as some furtniture was moved around. But there she was, Dahlia Hanzakic. Her sitting position suggests that she kind of expected someone today, but when Cecilia entered Hanzakic was surprised.

"You have a lot of explaining to do."

"Scharlund? What are you doing here? What are you talking about? What explanation do I currently owe to you?"

Cecilia quickly closes the door, the impact could be kind of felt.

"You owe me an explanation to this, Madam Hanzakic!"

Cecilia throws the file she had towards the Kingpin, as it lands on the table.

Dahlia Hanzakic was rather shocked. While this would essentially equate to asking for a military discharge, technically Cecilia isn't under the military anymore. What Vessels were considered in the military was still a debacle, so they left it void. She picked up the file and decided to open it, reading through every single word. She always had her eyes on the file and Cecilia, noticing the tears forming within the Scharlund's eyes. Dahlia Hanzakic gave a sigh. She signalled Cecilia to have a seat for her to explain why in the world the EZEVRO Project was a thing, which Cecilia reluctantly complied with.

And then, Dahlia Hanzakic proceeded to explain everything she knew about the EZEVRO Project. About how a decent half of the Athearan Military Corp had protested against it, but The Imperial Council of that era decided to overrule what the AMC wants and declared that the project will continue on. Hanzakic was one of the many that protested against the idea to try and recreate what this nation's ancestors had, as the Five Heroes of Bane were founded due to five people experiencing extremely unfortunate situations that lead to them earning their powers. This is one of the many things that Atheara hides, they're relatively good on the outside. But inside, some of them were wicked and crooked to the deepest veins of blood. Dahlia also brought upon light about the Elemental Gems, explaining that they were crafted with powers unknown. And the intruders who broke in and destroyed the gems were AMC soldiers who disagreed and hated the operation. After she was done with the explanation, Dahlia pulled out files she herself stole from long ago and gave them to Cecilia. When the Scharlund opened it, it revealed more information about the project that she needed to know.

The information within the new file was enough to put Cecilia into shock. Everything was just so contradictory towards eachother, but she knows the core details. Throwing and letting the file fall on the table, Dahlia was confused. There was silence from Cecilia, until the Kingpin can hear a bit of sniffling as she saw tears fall out of her eyes. Cecilia was confused, what was she to her nation? A weapon? An experiment? The successor to an ancient legacy? Or was it something else? A few tears ended up becoming crying, as Dahlia who was an old woman at this point tried to comfort Cecilia who is forever young.

"I-f this is e-everything there i-is... Then w-what am I f-for my n-nation?! T-this project, experiment w-whatever... Transforming m-me, a child of the c-country's most h-historic family into a g-goddess when I n-never asked for it... Whilst - h-had to bear the l-loss of a f-friend I love for y-years... W-what am I for Atheara?!"

"I am sorry Cecilia... I wish I could have done so much more for you. As for that question, you'll have to determine it yourself."

"D-determine it myself...? Does t-that mean I l-label what this nation t-thinks of me? What I a-am for everyone? Then I w-would be a w-weapon, a fucking t-trophy that would b-be galored as a s-saviour when I w-wasn't really all that n-needed, wouldn't I? It's t-the same conclusion e-either way..."

"No, Cecilia. You are not a weapon nor a glorified trophy. You are who you determine yourself to be. And by that, I mean it is up to you on what you want yourself to be seen as. Even with the new challenges and things you have, you are still you."

The former captain proceeded to cry it out in front of Atheara's most experienced general. Hanzakic could only do her best to comfort the forever young Scharlund, considering she heavily needs it right now. This interaction may seem rather weird, as for why their relationship is as it is... It can be said that Cecilia's parents do not know about the EZEVRO Project, especially the fact that a Scharlund was promised to hold one of the powers and it was to be a descendant of the main family. This turned sour an already cold relationship between Cecilia and the remaining parts of her family.

Hanzakic, who also had terrible family issues back when she was younger while during her time in the military extremely actively understood how Cecilia felt more often than not. And this type of relationship is arguably common in Atheara. A bond similar to that of friendship and family has been one of the few key factors that kept units, divisions, battalions, and fellow comrades together when needed. Relationship such as the one that Hanzakic and Scharlund have are rather common, in short. Especially between the afterwar soldiers and the more elder soldiers who could only watch as the next generation of their time in the military fight to protect what was already a well established balance for The Republic. Skimming that out of the way, our current heroine was resting her head on the table as Atheara's oldest general continues to gently pat her head. A bit of a secret that Cecilia dares to tell few is that she loves her head being patted. Likely due to the lack of physical affection that Cecilia ever received, and as far as she has told, the little physical affection she did get from anyone in her family wasn't pleasant to say the least. She rathers not to talk about it.

As Cecilia was resting rather comfortably, there was a small ring tone which came from her pocket. Take by surprise, Cecilia panics slightly while Dahlia was surprised. She's been more of a paper presser and a mother figure to a good part of the people in the building, as her senses are not as high as they used to be. Opening her phone and in turn the message, it was from Hanna Ocherbeth. A simple report stating that daily patrol in the Bay of Atheara spotted an unknown vessel near the shipyard and Hanna will inspect it alone. Shocked, Cecilia gave a glance to Hanzakic. The Kingpin only had a small smile.

"Go Cecilia. This is the perfect chance for you to tell someone and yourself what you want to be defined as. I know you and Hanna don't have the best of relationships, but it's worth a try. Remember that it is up to you on what you want others to see you as. Now go, she'll like your help."

"O-of course... Thank you."

And Cecilia got up, taking her stuff and leaving the room. Hanzakic took a deep breath in and out. She already is technically the "Mother" of the military (Something that's only accustomed to Nordian military standards back in the past) and now she's the mother figure to someone with the powers of a goddess? Hopefully that retirement comes soon. Because Dahlia isn't sure how longer her brain can handle the stress of this all.
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Boot It!: Return Of The Draw Masters

Postby TJUN-ia » Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:46 am

By Peter Davis

After a loss in Savojarna widened that No Man's Land at the front, the Jaguars of TJUN-ia knew that (barring a sudden miracle) they probably weren't going to overhaul Nephara and that 8 point gap with 8 games to go. That was a hard thing for a team to admit in a sport and a process such as this one, but readjusting the priorities and recognising a runaway train when you see one might be the thing we needed to focus on securing qualification no matter what, even if it means another playoff series for this team. Li Xiu Ying just wanted to focus on the 8 games left on our schedule...but how would they affect our ambitions?

Let's start in the AU Zone as Zebra Stadium in Toropo (Almadinat) hosted 6th-placed Elmyia in a clash many hoped would be another opportunity to get good points on the board. Things initially looked good for this fired-up crowd as their Jaguars certainly came to play in the first half, with Jackson Smith-Scott and Kelo Ngwemanagawa securing us a 2-0 lead at the break, but Elmyia seemed like a team who wouldn't go down without a fight and they would certainly prove that to be the case, as a 2nd half brace from Vesper Benedetti would set up a nervy final 15 minutes. Both teams would have great chances to end the deadlock but in the end, both Sputnik Brykilawa and Ernest Butler held firm to split the points. The gaps remained the same but due to over results, Baggieland is now the leading chaser behind.

Then we travelled to Stadion Glendoorn to face P8 Varavel and oh boy, did this one become a mad one quickly as Prewitt Brousse clearly wanted to shock the world on his home pitch and he would help in producing a wacky contest fit for the highlight reels. We took the lead in this game 4 times (twice through Malhrani al-Kalhrani and once each from Yomakaji Shimigatsu and Fernandino) but each time we looked to pull away, the hosts seemingly found a way to make our lives hell and they would equalise through Morten Hendrix, Bartha van Moerkerk, Hendrix again and finally Griffin Sener in the 88th minute to seal the draw. The Draw Masters came back in the most chaotic fashion, with 6 goals and only 2 points to show for it...and it may be at the wrong time, as the gap behind falls to 2 points.

Six games remain and everyone is hoping and praying that this team isn't in the process of a late-season collapse. Nephara are coming to our National Stadium next, a big game despite the now 10-point gap between us, before we head out to Charkara to entertain 8th-placed Archalit, who might be eliminated from progression before we even get to face them. Suddenly, our solid P2 position just became a whole lot rockier...and we will have to do everything in our power to try and ensure we don't spiral into oblivion. GO JAGS!


MD1: @United Bongo States of America (265) W 3-1 (1st)
MD2: @Srednjaci (101) L 0-1 (5th)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD3: vs Savojarna (37) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City W 1-0 (3rd)
MD4: @Elmyia (124) - Tollington Park, Mosfleet W 1-0 (2nd)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD5: vs Varavel (284) - Salam Liljamie Stadium, Al Kalifa W 7-2 (2nd)
MD6: @Nephara (11) - The Farham Arena, Sabrefell L 1-2 (2nd)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD7: vs Archalit (183) - Stade de la Victoire, Roi Ville W 7-3 (2nd)
MD8: @95X (159) - City Stadium, 95X City W 3-2 (2nd)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD9: vs Caribbia (222) - Estadio Universidad Carlandas, Carlandas W 5-1 (2nd)
MD10: @Ziwana (82) - Ziwanicell National Stadium, Birnin-Likulu L 3-5 (2nd)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD11: vs Baggieland (71) - Beregozera Stadium, Szensky W 2-1 (2nd)
MD12: vs United Bongo States of America (265) - Tallawah Stadium, Port Town/Portuaria W 3-0 (2nd)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD13: vs Srednjaci (101) - Ke Kahua Pāʻani o Pua Aloalo, Kepu Manu W 5-1 (2nd)
MD14: @Savojarna (37) L 0-1 (2nd)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD15: vs Elmyia (124) - Zebra Stadium, Toropo/Almadinat D 2-2 (2nd)
MD16: @Varavel (284) - Stadion Glendoorn, somewhere in Varavel D 4-4 (2nd)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD17: vs Nephara (11) - National Stadium, TJUN-ia City
MD18: @Archalit (183) - Archalit Olympic Stadium, Charkara
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD19: vs 95X (159) - Estádio do Pacífico, Rio Pacífico
MD20: @Caribbia (222)
---------------Boot It!---------------
MD21: vs Ziwana (82) - Tiankong Stadium, Tiankong
MD22: @Baggieland (71) - Dartmouth Hill, Hawthorn
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV
NSSCRA - JR
T1: #07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ/9W)/#64 Alfonso Mercado (3W)/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ/2W-T1/3W-T2)
T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei (3W)/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR] (5W)/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter (2W)/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion/1W)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

UN - U1
TJUN (Ta-Jun) - An organ of the UN that focuses on "international role-play" (i.e. USA = Fang the Sniper) (U2)
TJUN-ia (Ta-Jun-ee-a) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Postby Nephara » Fri Feb 24, 2023 9:55 am

Baggieland 1 - 1 Nephara
(4-3-3) 1 - Strand; 2 - Rake, 18 - Copperhead, 6 - Scales, 25 - Xu (3 - Lind 81'); 4 - Southsea (24 - Sebold 81'), 15 - Constantine, 8 - March (26 - Kvasina 71'); 13 - Brewer, 21 - Vetiver, 11 - Loeher (16 - Hauser 71')
Goal: Vetiver 57'
Nephara 2 - 0 UBSA
(4-3-3) 20 - Longstreet; 17 - Holden, 5 - Roback, 6 - Scales (22 - Mitteager 83'), 25 - Xu; 24 - Sebold, 15 - Constantine (4 - Southsea 61'), 23 - Swainsona; 7 - Anharbour, 10 - Harper, 16 - Hauser
Goals: Swainsona 44', Xu 72'



Who concedes four goals to Ko-oren? Yes, for the second time in as many years, Nephara were getting dumped out of a major tournament by the Dragonflies. The resurgence wasn't quite starting yet. Daniella Strauss inched closer to the exit, and indeed, many wondered why that hadn't already come. Aidan Brosque had performed poorly in consecutive tournaments, but he had credit in the bank. Was this a double standard? Cheney Bittencourt, Erin Camden and the ever-looming Lisa Amos all seemed obvious safe hands to promote, but Strauss remained in situ for the next cycle. There would be new scrutiny on her from the stands, however, as the NFA unearthed the Godhead from a Laithland off-grid community, beginning the tradition of fans dragging it from stadium to stadium (or, realistically, airport to stadium to bus) during every tournament.

Things truly reached a head, however, after a 1-1 home draw opened their qualifying campaign against obscure Bolgano. The crowd turned on the Cormorants, jeering them down the tunnel. What happened in the dressing room has passed into legend. Rowena Strongbow, by now the undoubted star and one of the veterans of the side, cut across Strauss' debrief to tear into the team, questioning their guts and their talent, their baseline worthiness to be there. A full-blown brawl broke out, players smashing full-tilt into each other. Strongbow would later recount in her autobiography that a blackout-drunk Strauss sent her an abusive voicemail.

It seemed like things were rock bottom. But it seemed to bring some catharsis to the national team, at least, and they recovered. It was nowhere near a flawless qualifying campaign, and indeed, they lost the reverse fixture to Bolgano, and when they were easily beaten by Squornshelous soon afterwards Strauss was seen as close to the exit door - part of the thought process between keeping Strauss was the feeling they may have fired Brosque prematurely - but the siege mentality set in. Nephara battened down the hatches and won the remaining seven fixtures, ultimately qualifying nine points clear of second-place S&T and sixteen points clear of third. Qualification was never truly in jeopardy. But Nephara needed results, and with Nephara now a mere third-pot nation, they would be hard to come by.

They did not need a 1-0 defeat to the Free Republics, broken open on the break. Strongbow was injured, and in a search for tactical inspiration, Strauss turned to a dram of infamous Old Sideburn's No. 9 Sipping Rum. She emerged with a three-day hangover and a plan to lean into physicality and intensity, overwhelming Baker Park 2-0 and crushing a Drawkland side in transition. Audioslavia loomed next, but the Cormorants' spell over the Bulls continued. Strongbow returned from injury to help inspire Nephara to a deeply uninspired, scrappy and aesthetically horrific 1-0 win. The specifics didn't matter. Nephara were back in the quarterfinals.

The Holy Empire were next up, and as with most matches against the Frosties, accounts of what happened and why vary deeply. What is known and clear is that Rowena Strongbow continued to play through injury, battling Nephara's way through, with late strikes from substitute Kurtis Bastable and centre-half Ilyana Brosch edging out their opponents. Brosch would later credit her goal to the Laithlander sorceress she and a handful of other Cormorants had commissioned in the back of a pub. But it would be as far as Nephara could go. They tried to stifle Vilita's free-flowing game. They failed; they were already 3-1 down within fifteen minutes, ultimately beaten 5-2 off the back of a Warazil hat-trick. But Nephara still ended on a high, beating Eura convincingly in the third-place playoff in what would, in Nephara, be known as the Strongbow World Cup... and the start of the Golden Age.

They would meet Eura again in the Copa Rushmori, and that match would end in a draw amidst wins over Valladares, Falkyr (during an international incident, naturally) and, 7-2, the Askari Union. The Cormorants cantered to a 2-0 lead early in Pasarga but threatened to be unmoored, Mueller pulling a goal back on the edge of half-time, Dominik Jager almost casually flicking a free kick into the top corner, but a controversial decision to take Strongbow off for Deventer at a pivotal point paid off, the substitute scoring the winner late on. But again, Savojarna stood in the way, and again, they triumphed, a breezy 2-0. Saintland were beaten in the playoff for another bronze medal, but it was still an encouraging sign, Nephara were able to look up again.

And nobody was talking about sacking Strauss, anymore.

NEPHARAN NATIONAL TEAM SELECTION - FORTNIGHT 9
Goalkeepers:
1 - Medusa Strand (Chromatik, CMT), 12 - Toxothea Sebring (Crisisbless), 20 - Chary Longstreet (CA Paulinthal, PAS)
Defenders: 2 - Solblindi Rake (Sabrefell Moths), 3 - Radeka Lind (Jinja City FC, BNJ), 5 - Vetta Roback (Sabrefell Athletic), 6 - Anaximander Scales (Brinemouth), 17 - Kyri Levering (Northern Union, BRE), 18 - Sven Copperhead (Crisisbless), 22 - Ettard Mitteager (AFC Treason), 25 - Tanith Xu (Myana, CMT)
Midfielders: 4 - Cassander Southsea (Brinemouth), 8 - Renate March (Herzegovina City FC, BNJ), 15 - Demeter Constantine (Crisisbless), 19 - Chandra Rosziter (Dynamo Sjoedrhavn, SVJ), 23 - Kurtis Swainsona (Revolutionaries, EUR), 24 - Bellona Sebold (Crisisbless), 26 - Lindse Kvasina (Istria City FC, BNJ)
Forwards: 7 - Kestrel Anharbour (Crisisbless), 9 - Vasya Reisinger (West Cuono United, TMB), 10 - Bravura Harper (Ulsa, EUR), 11 - Arachne Loeher (Wirr Tsi, CMT), 13 - Madita Brewer (Northern Union, BRE), 14 - Konrad Balmoral (Aries Chariots), 16 - Xanthe Hauser (Crossroads, CMT), 21 - Felixe Vetiver (1830 Cathair, AUD)

95X 0 - 1 Nephara
Nephara 1
- 0 Caribbia
Ziwana 3 - 4 Nephara
Nephara 4
- 2 Baggieland
UBSA 0 - 1 Nephara
Nephara 2
- 1 TJUN
Savojarna 0 - 0 Nephara
Nephara 0 - 0 Elmyia
Varavel 0 - 2 Nephara
Srednjaci 0 - 1 Nephara
Nephara 1 - 0 Archalit
Nephara 2 - 0 95X
Caribbia 0 - 3 Nephara
Nephara 2 - 0 Ziwana
Baggieland 1 - 1 Nephara
Nephara 2 - 0 UBSA
TJUN vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Savojarna
Elmyia vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Varavel
Srednjaci vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Archalit
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Postby Flavovespia » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:22 am

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The next part of This is Flavovespia continues to look at tourism, this time giving a more broad overview of some of the activities and experiences of tourism in various parts of Flavovespia.

Hadford Hill

Hadford Hill would be a classic cosmopolitan city break style holiday. As mentioned previously, Spire Tower is one of the main tourist attractions, both in Hadford Hill and all of Flavovespia. Whilst the rooftop café does come at a bit of a premium, simply taking the lift (or stairs for those wanting a workout), to the top is a relatively inexpensive activity, and gives a sight over the city and to the Northern coastline, as well as the Hade Hill, the source of the River Hade. Hade Hill can be walked up, at 653m (2142ft), it’s not too high, but is relatively steep in parts. Riverboat cruises along the Rivers Hade or Apse are also a common sight, passing through the heart of the city. Highland Road football stadium, the oldest still in use in Flavovespia, and home of Hadford Hill FC, can also be toured. Travel around Hadford Hill is best done on the Hadford Metro, it’s relatively cheap, and covers practically all of the city (and nearby Marthorpe). The roads of Hadford Hill are notorious for confusing layouts and traffic jams. Arrival to Hadford Hill internationally is best achieved via Bavingtor Airport, then a 30 minute train on the North Coast mainline to Hadford Hill station.

Waldster

Waldster is also a city break location, quite similar to Hadford Hill, but with a few different attractions. Waldster has the National Museum of Flavovespia to visit, the museum mentioned in the previous article has over four centuries of history available. Additionally, the Flavovespian Parliament is available to tour for free, although it gets booked out quickly. As well as being able to see the main Chamber, there’s specific exhibits on the history and function of the Parliament, and sometimes MP’s allow visits to their offices. Food and drink is plentiful in Waldster, in particular international themed restaurants are commonplace. A coastal city, Waldster also features some beaches and seaside resorts, such as Camber Place, home to a pier, a decent sized fairground, and plenty of beach food outlets. The local football team, Camber Place FC, are nicknamed “The Chippies”, from those. Waldster has a good underground rail network, and the biggest train station in all of Flavovespia, Waldster Junction, almost all train visitors from outside the capital will arrive there. Waldster Airport and Waldster Seaport are arrival spots for international tourists, although both are generally not considered the best in the nation.

St Astons

St Astons is the place to go for cultural immersion, or for more outdoors types. Within St Astons City, the earliest settlement of Flavovespia, Vitarias, can be visited. Plenty of buildings still remain, along with the Vitarias Wall, which can be walked along to provide a good tour of St Astons City. The National Arts Exhibition, features some of the finest artworks from the nation, along with some local and international exhibits. St Astons City is also the home to a variety of smaller entertainment venues, such as comedy clubs and show theatres, streets will often have flyers for upcoming shows pinned to walls or lampposts. For those who enjoy outdoor activities, Mount Septenton, the highest mountain in Flavovespia, can be summited via Slaton in St Astons. The Occidenton mountain range generally provides some nice hikes and cycling paths, in the rural municipalities of St Astons. Travel to St Astons, especially internationally, can be tricky however. Bavingtor Airport is at least an hour away, even on a direct train, and Carston Airport a similar distance by road, and also not particularly large. There’s also not much of a train or underground network, buses, guided busways and trams are more widely used.

Henhaven Island

Henhaven Island is considered the party capital of Flavovespia, with a tourist industry to support that. The small island just to the south east of Waldster and Flavovespia, it is connected by road via the M111 Motorway and Waldhaven Bridge, and the very short Henhaven Link Rail mainline, connecting the island to Waldster Junction. Typically the party season begins on the first Unity Day celebration on June 30th, where the symbolic monarch is elected for the year, and they open up the Henhaven Island festival that evening. From then until the end of August, weekends and many weekdays will be filled with tourists, usually young adults, partying in clubs and bars in the evening and night, and relaxing on the beach in the day. Whilst the reputation for what is sometimes described as “decadence and debauchery” can draw the ire of some locals, generally the residents of the island accept this as a part of living there. Outside of partying, Henhaven Palace is also well visited, and anyone staying on Henhaven Island can easily day trip to Waldster. International travel to the island is usually via Waldster.

Hampridge

Hampridge is more of a domestic tourism spot, but it does offer a lot to tourists looking for somewhere a bit different. Ellerstone on the coast is known for its Golden Walkway, containing beaches, a big theme park, and a few exhibits relating to the media industry. Not too far up the road is Linvale, a smaller town with the beautiful Linwyn Lake contained within it. Boleland Wood lies at the meeting point of the Septenton and Middleshop mountain ranges, and provides some good hillwalking and outdoors activity centres. Connected to the M1 motorway, South Coast mainline, and not too far from Lunselbury Airport (or the smaller Ellerstone Aerodrome offering a few international flights), it’s a place with a fledging tourism industry.

East Coast

The East Coast is the place to go for more highbrow, coastal based tourism activities. Anything involving boats, water skis, surfing, etc. will likely be found somewhere here. Boll Lake on the northern parts of the East Coast is famous for its annual regatta, and is a place tourists can go an experience sailing and boat trips. Batchingtonwood, Oxwich and Croxlich are all coastal provinces with holiday resorts for seaside getaways. In the southern parts of the East Coast, Prangler’s Crouch and Calhead both offer beaches, and traditional piers and promenades. Rumlington is known for it’s rum distilleries and villas, and is considered one of, if not the most affluent municipality in Flavovespia. And for the more cosmopolitan minded, there’s always the city of Loxthorpe, or the rival city of Langmere Green, both cities known for the Rovers Derby, and having a new football stadium that can be toured.
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Postby Banija » Fri Feb 24, 2023 10:30 am

Banijan Public Television has this year's rights to World Cup Qualifying, which are obviously massive viewing in a country like the Kingdom. This is running, live, the day after Banija's 6-0 home qualifying win over the Kardoin Tetrachy- yet another four point window for the Kadongo Kamu. It is interesting as World Cup Qualifying turns into its often dramatic, final few windows- and the Banijans try to punch their ticket to their fourth consecutive World Cup.

The next window for the Banijans will see the team host Magnecia in Jinja City, before traveling to LionsRoar to try and grab three points away from home. As always- a 6 point window is the goal- even though those seem so rare at this point in time.

There is a live studio audience for this live interview, conducted inside a convention center in Downtown Sisonke, the location of Banija's emphatic 6-0 curbstomping over The Karodin Tetrarchy. The interview is conducted by Allison Karbago- probably the most famous sports journalist in Banija.


Cameraman: "And we're LIVE! In 5... 4.... 3.... 2......."

Allison Karbago: "Hello Banija! And welcome to Sisonke! I'm your host, Allison Karbago! I'm here in Sisonke, talking to Pam Scott about the grind of World Cup Qualifying. Talking about this campaign, its peculiar challenges(assistant coach getting a promotion to a big-time job elsewhere!), and the goals this team has in the Finals- assuming, of course, that we can get there in the first place.

We all know Pam Scott, of course. Baker Park national, this team's manager. She's been a fixture in the international management scene for over 10 cycles now, having managed Baker Park, then Farfadillis, then our own NT. She's been to four major Finals at the helm of our squads, including back-to-back AOCAF Finals, and the World Cup 92 Final. She's re-building this national team in her image, ensuring the young guys are getting chances.

Let's give a hearty welcome to Pam Scott!

The live audience all clap for the ever-popular Pam Scott, as she grins and gives a wave to the crowd.

Allison Karbago: "Well, Pam, let's jump straight into it. Something we don't talk about often- let's go back to the World Cup 92 Final. You saw your protege, Kate DiMarini, defeat you in the World Cup 92 Final to win the World Cup. How did you feel about that?"

Pam Scott grinned a little bit, and then started speaking

Pam Scott: Well, obviously, losing a World Cup Final is painful. There's no way around that. So close to the game's ultimate prize, and then to see it slip away, just like that- it is painful. But look- I love the fact that Kate DiMarini is the one who has done it. Baker Park managers are on the up in this sport, and the World Cup 92 Final was a showcase of that. My nation has some of the world's great tactical minds, and that results in on-field success. Now, to have two BP managers in a World Cup Final again would be fairly unlikely- at least, not without BP taking a part in it!

Pam Scott paused a litte bit, and then starting speaking again.

Pam Scott: The loss, like we said, hurt. IT especially hurt that we weren't able to earn a second World Cup trophy for Wanda Kouyate- one of the greatest winners of her generation. I was in tears watching the Testiculos ceremony, and seeing her win the Lifetime Achievement Award. She's deserved. She's battled throughout her career. Never quite being the one promised as a youngster, yet as an adult, evolving into a true star goalkeeper, and being able to maintain that insanely high level of play all the way until she was basically 40. Winning a World Cup SF shootout, at age 39- that's the stuff of legends.

Allison Kargbo: "Pam, let's switch gears a little bit. The Kadongo Kamu have given us much to be proud of over this last cycle. We made the World Cup 92 Final. But let's start since then- aka, the World Cup 93 cycle. We made the AOCAF Final- going back to back to that game. We won the Mihaly Invitiational, under your tutelage. What was your favorite moment of this World Cup cycle, so far?"

Pam Scott paused for a second, before answering

Pam Scott: Well, talking about this cycle. It's been an incredibly successful cycle. Taking the trophy in the Mihaly Invitational- a whole host of new players to the NT, all trying to break into the senior team, being able to be taken under Namakula Kawesa's tutelage, and earn themselves a trophy. Obviously, watching our U18 team make a run to the semifinals of that tournament, and ultimately earning a bronze medal, was fantastic to watch. They deserved that, and a number of players are going to see their stars shine brighter because of that tournament.

I love watching the youngsters succeed. But of course, winning that penalty shootout against Kimi-Suomi, in the AOCAF Semifinals, has to take the cake. It had absolutely everything. The drama- we only equalized deep into stoppage time, with just a couple of moments left. And the possibilities that were in front of us in Valanora. The ability to go back to back, in the region's premier championships, would have been absolutely insane. Remember how that tournament started? Many thought there woudl be no way we could make a run. But we proved everybody wrong. We proved that we continue to belong on the sport's greatest stages.

Allison Kargbo: Alright Pam. Another one for you- what's your favorite part about being an international manager? Why don't you go into club management?

Pam Scott: Oh that's easy- as an international manager, your employer will pay for you to have an all-expenses paid trip to not only any S-FPL match, but any domestic league match in the world! Who wouldn't want that?? (General laughter among the studio audience, as well as Karbago and Scott). "No, my favorite part is the intensity of major tournaments. Say what you want about domestic v. international football- you can't beat the intensity of the AOCAFs, or especially the World Cup. Those short, pressure packed tournaments are why we love football.

Allison Kargbo: Alright, let's hit you with qualifying. We've got an interesting slate in our next window- we'll play at home against Magnecia, before traveling to LionsRoar. Do you think that we can get a six point window? Is that the expectation?

Pam Scott: Well, of course, our expectations are always that we strive for 6 point windows- that said, international football is a tough place to achieve a result like that. But these are games that we are well suited for. The thing is, there are only 6 Qualifiers left. We've got some tough, challenging games in our last two windows- including both 3rd place Poafmersia, and 2nd place Mytanija(who beat us!), coming to the Stadium of the Restoration in the last two windows. This will be our last chance to try and create space in the table before those two come to Busukuma.

Obviously, we can't necessarily control how much space we can create in the table- but we can indeed make things more difficult on those below us. If we keep us solid form against Teams like Magnecia and LionsRoar, then Mytanija and Poafmersia will be forced to do the same thing. This group has been competitive- all three of our nations have been, unexpectedly, dropping points in matches that we normally would not expect to be dropping points in. But we're really getting to the meat of World Cup Qualifying now.

Magnecia scored three goals against us last time out. While we still won, 4-3, they know that they can score- so they may not be afraid to try and get forward in Jinja City. It'll be up to our defense, and our midfield, to clamp them down. Yes, I know they sit in dead last in this group- and are already eliminated from World Cup Qualifying. But that also means they have nothing to lose. I expect an open, competitive game, where both teams are getting forward, and doing their absolute best to put it into the back of the net. But make no doubt about it- that's three points that we must earn.

And then, of course, a trip to LionsRoar. Some may think- 'oh, we crushed them 5-0 last time, let's do it again'. But away games are not easy in World Cup Qualifying. And we haven't won an away game in a while. Our last three away qualifiers- loss to Mytanija, draw to Cap Nord, and then a frustrating draw against Depivik. We've got to re-discover our away form, and fast. The ability to turn one point into three on the road is crucial at this late stage- especially when you are ahead in your group. Each away win will have makes things that much more difficult for squads like Poafmersia and Mytanija, trying to catch us from behind. We're going to go all out in our efforts to get an away win there- a six point window here will all but clinch our spot in at least the playoffs, and will allow us to put our focus strictly on Poafmersia and Mytanija- to achieve the goal of Qualifying directly to the World Cup Finals.

Interview continues on for about 35 more minutes.

Qualifying Goal Count Tracker
MD15 Goals against Depivik(A)
NONE: 0-0 draw

MD16 Goals against The Karodin Tetrarchy(H)
Abel Wesoloski-Okafor(5')
Lolong Bokate(22')
Sarafina Ikpeazu(33')
Gereh Kama(52')
Dembo Savaneh(71')
Oguta Achuka(88')

Total Goal Count Tracker
Abel Wesoloski-Okafor - 10
Sarafina Ikpeazu - 5
Odongo Kagenda - 4
Dembo Savaneh - 4
Lolong Bokate - 4
Sergius Atieno - 3
Oguta Achuka - 3
Gereh Kama - 3
Eli Aero - 2
Tairu Conateh - 1
Demba Kouyaté - 1
Aquila Hongo - 1
Momodou Jassey - 1
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Postby HUElavia » Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:37 pm

Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom 2–2 HUElavia
(Rawić 18', 56' | Rossi-Rigoni 27', Aveiro 77')

HUElavia 2–2 Savigliane
(Aveiro 6', Nascimento 50' (P)| Roux 31', Béringer 60')
Estadio Maria Santos Leite, Miras

Katterimunk 1–1 HUElavia
(Lorenz 34' | Brousseau 67')

HUElavia 5–1 Olastor
(Hwangbo 9', 57' (P), Si 28', 83', Ryang 38' | REDACTED 49')
Goang Stadium, Goang


The Dark Road

HUElavia is facing a tough road to aspire for a playoff spot after dropping points in 3 straight draws.


Coming into the World Cup Qualifiers, HUElavia knew that they would have to give it their most to aspire for a playoff spot for the World Cup. Needless to say, it has been a rough time for Los Amarillos/Os Amarelos to get to those playoff spots. Despite such a hot start from the team, they have fallen from 1st to 4th Place, and have been stuck there for several matchdays now. While the team had survived the tough matches at Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom and hosting Savigliane, the team dropping points again to Katterimunk has left a sour taste in the team and fans alike.

With 6 matches remaining, there are 18 points up for grabs, and with the exception of hosting Milchama on Matchday 21, all other matches have Los Amarillos/Os Amarelos on paper as favorites for the game. But, this is still not enough to ease the anxieties of the country. They need to win AND have their opponents above them drop points with losses or draws to get a chance to get into the playoffs. Regardless, the team must play just about a flawless set of games to get that chance. Either way, it is not an easy road, one that is very dark. As of this moment, Savigliane are in 1st Place with 39 Points (12-3-1, +29 GD), Xanneria are in 2nd Place with 39 Points (13-0-3, +28 GD), Milchama in 3rd Place with 36 Points (12-0-4), and HUElavia in 4th Place with 30 Points (9-3-4).

Thus, with the 6 remaining games for all teams, there will be some strong games with the Top 4 to meet each other during these remaining games. For HUElavia, there is a sense of urgency and obligation to get these victories and hope other matches go their way. While the HFA still gives their confidence towards Coach Aveiro, there are some rumors stating that if the gap does not close or it widens by the time the qualifiers end, Coach Aveiro may be out of his position as the manager for HUElavia. While it is just a rumor, it still is not something that the team hopes to dwell upon.

It is now crunch time for all teams in these qualifiers and while some are already eliminated, and some cannot qualify directly, there are plenty still fighting for a direct spot or a playoff spot. Here's to hoping we improve and close the gap.

FORCA HUELAVIA! VAMOS HUELAVIA! GO HUELAVIA!

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Postby Estorvipa and Estorpiva » Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:42 pm

For the second time in as many months, both President Kirill Fedorchuk of the Federation of Estorvipa and Prime Minister Victor Traianescu of the Republic of Estorpiva were back in the city of Feuerstadt, but unlike the last time, their visit to the former capital of the State of Estorpiva was much more well-publicized, and the combined forces of the Federal Defense Forces and the True Pivan Protection Forces (along with their clandestine Pridnestrovian allies) had rolled out the red carpet for the arrival of the two heads of state in charge of the armies seeking to reunite Estorian lands under one banner that wasn’t under the influence of the Imperium and their Inselberg Pact. Security around Feuerstadt’s airport was much tighter and much more visible for their second visit, with the lightly armed TPPF guerrillas acting as the airfield’s guards now giving way to FDF soldiers in all of their kit. Even the Pridnestrovian Airborne Forces troopers currently “seconded” to the FDF had showed up for the arrival of both Fedorchuk and Traianescu, and in fact some of them were waiting for the two men when their jets touched down and parked inside the same hangar from which both Kirill and Victor had come to secure the surrender of Denys Ihorovych and his cohorts before the official resumption of hostilities between the Federation and the Republic and the Estorian member states of the Inselberg Pact.

Two such Airborne Troopers (still dressed in their distinctive digital pattern camouflage uniforms which set them apart from the rest of the FDF) saluted both Fedorchuk and Traianescu as they deplaned, and both men returned the salutes automatically. “Welcome back to Feuerstadt, Mr. President, Mr. Prime Minister,” one of the troopers, a woman wearing a major’s epaulets on her collar, said. “We weren’t here with you the first time around, but our mutual friends said that it would look better for the cameras if we were the ones to greet you upon your ‘official’ return to Feuerstadt.”

“I think our mutual friends had the right idea about that,” Fedorchuk replied. “Now, if you don’t mind, can I ask for your names?”

“Of course, Mr. President,” the woman nodded. “I am Major Gavrina Vasilyevna Kumilyova of the 21st Air Assault Regiment—excuse me, the 1st Air Assault Brigade of the Federation Defense Forces, and this is my deputy, Captain Vyacheslav Ilyich Klimov.”

“Congratulations on your successful return to Feuerstadt, Mr. President,” Klimov said as he saluted Fedorchuk before doing the same to Traianescu. Kumilyova and Klimov then took up their places on either side of the two leaders as they went down the red carpet to inspect the line of FDF soldiers standing at attention while still wearing their vests, plate carriers, and webbing, and carrying their Kalashnikov rifles. Once Fedorchuk and Traianescu finished their review of the soldiers, they stood in front of the flags of both the Federation of Estorvipa and the Republic of Estorpiva while photographers took pictures for both news and propaganda purposes. Once the photographers were finished, Fedorchuk and Traianescu each got into separate Luxur limousines modified and up-armored by the brand’s parent company UrGa before joining two separate convoys taking different routes through Feuerstadt. However, their destination was the same: the Feuerstadt city hall, the same place in which they had gotten Denys Ihorovych and his cohorts to surrender the State of Estorpiva to both the Federation and the Republic, which was the reason why the FDF was back to reclaim everything in the first place.

The two convoys arrived at the city hall without incident, and after another short photo op with both men shaking hands while standing on the steps of the city hall, Fedorchuk and Traianescu went inside the hall. There they were greeted by more FDF soldiers and TPPF guerrillas, and once again photographs were taken for both posterity and social media. Once the second photo op with the troops was done, the two of them had their first official meeting with the new acting mayor appointed by the TPPF after they had removed the previous mayor of Feuerstadt from power. More photos were taken before Fedorchuk and Traianescu left the city hall and went back into their separate armored limos for a visit to the frontline, or at least a place as close to the frontline as the FDF dared to let either man get lest they become a target for the Estorvipan People’s Army.

Fedorchuk and Traianescu ended up visiting an artillery post from which the FDF laid down constant bombardments upon the EPA’s positions to the west of Durdenville. Both men shook hands with the artillerymen and looked at the frontline through the binoculars and spotting scopes used by the artillery forces, making for even more photo opportunities with the leaders of the Federation and the Republic. After that, they paid a visit to the nearby field hospital where wounded FDF soldiers were recuperating and waiting for a ride back home or to return to their parent unit. Fedorchuk and Traianescu also gave out a handful of medals to those soldiers who had been nominated for such by their commanders, at least those who were still alive and well enough to actually receive those medals from their respective commanders-in-chief, which only provided yet more material for the photographers to cover. Once that was over, it was now time for both men to go to their respective lodgings in two different hotels in Feuerstadt before their final appearance of the day, a speech once again on the steps of the city hall at night.

At first glance, it would appear that security around this particular event was lighter than what both Fedorchuk and Traianescu had been given earlier in the day. However, there was indeed heavy security in and around the area of the city hall, with FDF and TPPF snipers observing from the rooftops and the surrounding buildings while an entire platoon of FDF soldiers was somewhere in the background ready and waiting to respond to any threats to the security and safety of both Kirill Fedorchuk and Victor Traianescu. And that wasn’t to say that the single line of soldiers standing a short distance away from the two leaders’ podiums were inadequate for the task. All of the FDF soldiers standing guard in front of Fedorchuk and Traianescu were armed to the teeth and fully kitted out in their helmets and plate carriers. The speeches, meanwhile, were supposed to start at eight in the evening, but it wasn’t until three minutes later that both men came out to light applause from a small, carefully selected and vetted crowd of Feuerstadt locals. Kirill Fedorchuk himself wasted no time at all walking to the podium and laying out the notes for his part of the speech, and once he was done with that he leaned towards the microphone and began to speak.

“My fellow countrymen, my fellow Estorians, two years ago, not exactly on this very day but close to it, we were all forced to watch as our country was carved up by a foreign power according to its own needs and without taking into account the effect that such a division would have on the good people of Estoria. What was once a single united Estoria had been torn apart into four states that were allied to each other only through the force of the outsiders who had split us up in the first place. I am, of course, talking about the Imperium and their Inselberg Pact. All of the different factions and states that currently exist in Estorian lands right now is because of the Inselberg Pact. The Estorvipan Commune to the north may have been the first ones to split off from the rest, but everything else was brought about by the Treaty of Tarkovska, the treaty that tore our country apart simply because the Imperium wanted to spite their rivals from far away. Even the Estorvipan People’s Republic, a nation that was once another rival and enemy to the Imperium, became an ally and member of the Inselberg Pact because the Emperor had charmed Vissarion Zhivkov and convinced him that they would allow him to keep power in his little corner of Estoria after the signing of the Treaty of Tarkovska! But I digress, my fellow Estorians. Tonight, we are not here to continue moaning about a state of affairs which we were powerless to prevent. Tonight, we are here to say that we are going to correct the mistakes of the past.”

“We have already taken the first steps towards restoring order and unity to Estoria with our special military reclamation which we initiated more than two months ago,” Traianescu continued. “Both the Federation of Estorvipa and the Republic of Estorpiva were formed in response to the Imperium extending their insidious influence into the other factions that sprung up as a result of the Estorian Civil War, specifically the Estorvipan People’s Republic and the State of Estorpiva respectively. The Federation and the Republic were established as a counter to the Imperium’s influence over the Estorian nation and the Estorian people, and because of that, both Kirill and I were denied a place at the negotiating table in Tarkovska because the Imperium only wanted to deal with people whom they had already put into their massive pockets. What they failed to realize that day though was that there were still people in Estoria whose principles were much more important to them than the fleeting economic and geopolitical benefit of siding with the Imperium. Why, one only needs to look at the Imperium today to see that everyone in the Inselberg Pact had backed the wrong horse in this race! Where is the military aid that the Imperium promised to the rest of the Pact in the event that one of their members was attacked? In fact, where is the Imperium itself? They’ve shut themselves off from the rest of the world once again! Whatever happened to them being the ultimate victors of this war? The Imperium is gone, and the Inselberg Pact is nothing but a paper tiger! Meanwhile, both the Republic of Estorpiva and the Federation of Estorvipa continues to stand strong, and every day we only grow ever stronger as we bring order back to more towns and villages in Estorpiva! And why should we stop only at Estorpiva? The entirety of Estoria calls out for order and peace! The Estorvipan People’s Republic, the Social Republic of Estorvipa, and even the Estorvipan Commune are all crying out for order after two years of nothing but chaos! And we are here to deliver them all from chaos!”

“Those two years that we spent away from Estorian lands and the Estorian people were very painful for us,” Fedorchuk said, calmly steering the joint speech back on track. “We built up our forces, trained and prepared ourselves for the day when we would finally make our triumphant return to Estorian soil, and while every moment away from all of you hurt us deeply, we also knew that every moment was taking us all one step closer to the day when the flags of both the Federation and the Republic would fly proudly over all of Estoria and all traces of the Imperium’s presence here would be removed. And now, my fellow Estorians, on behalf of both Prime Minister Traianescu and the Federal Defense Forces, I sincerely apologize that it took us this long to save you all from the chaos enveloping our homeland.” Fedorchuk then went silent for a minute and bowed his head, and Traianescu did the same beside him. Once that was finished, Fedorchuk took hold of the podium with both of his hands and leaned closer to the microphone. “But now the time for apologies is over,” he said. “Now is the time for action. We’ve already taken the first steps to achieving our ultimate goal with our victories in Bentakeb as well as here in Feuerstadt and Durdenville. And while the fighting may still be ongoing in Urodorasul, it is only a matter of time before we also achieve victory there, and our reclamation of Estorpiva will finally be complete.”

“Of course, our plan never was to just stop there and call it a day,” Traianescu continued. “Our entire reason for existing is to bring order to all of Estoria, no matter how long it takes. But my good friend Kirill and I also know that we cannot do this task alone. This is a team effort, so to speak, and while the current state of affairs is currently serving us all well, in the long run, having a clear divide between Estorvipa and Estorpiva is only going to harm our nation and our people. Kirill and I have spent many days and nights trying to figure out a solution to this problem, but it is only now that we both feel confident enough to present our plan to the good people of Estoria and to show to all of you that we are committed to our goal of restoring order all across our nation’s lands. Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Pivans, my fellow Vipans, my fellow countrymen, on this night, President Kirill Fedorchuk and I have come to an agreement that it is time for the Republic of Estorpiva and the Federation of Estorvipa to merge and become one entity, one nation.”

  ESTORVIPA AND ESTORPIVA 2 - 0 VALLADARES  
PRASUTAGUSIC (10')
RAZINSKIJ (89')

  BRITONISEA 3 - 3 ESTORVIPA AND ESTORPIVA  
(27') KOSTOVA (14')
(48') PRASUTAGUSIC (38')
(77') TIMNEV (61')
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF ESTORVIPA AND ESTORPIVA
President: Kirill Fedorchuk || Prime Minister: Victor Traianescu
Capital: Feuerstadt || Population: 27,806,560 (+14,274,641 under rebel occupation)

Never mind the name; we're actually located in Anaia!

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Postby Naixi » Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:16 pm

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FOR MRS. WONG'S WRITING CLASS, ASSIGNMENT NUMBER 5

This is the story of three friends going on a big adventure. They all played on the Naixi national football team together. They were all really good players. There names were Chong Xian, Jen Ta, and Kuang Yin. They were all playing in the attack for Naixi. It was very exciting to watch them play, all the time! Sometimes, if they played a gainst a not-very-good team (Mrs. Wong says I'm not allowed to say "shitty" anymore) they would all score goals. In the same game!

One day, the three guys decided to go exploring in the ocean. They were looking for some new places to have footbal teams. They got into a small little wooden boat and started going across the sea. They were pretty scared cuz the ocean is huge but they were all really brave about it. All of them except for Jen Ta. He was a big baby and said "I wanna go home, I want my mommy. I don't wanna go see anyone or anything!"

Finally they saw a really huge island. On the island there were lots of palm trees and stuff. It was sandy because of the beech. On the beech there was this guy. This guy named Qian Hua. Well, Qian Hua had been on that island for a super long time and was really hungry. I guess he got lost or something. Anyway, he said that the three sailors had come to the right place because there was a bunch of rare artifacks on the island. But there was a problem. Some huge monster was guarding the artifacks!

Pretty soon the three friends were like, well we gotta get the artifacks, so they came up with a plan. If they all attacked the monster at the same time, like they do when they play football, they could overwhelm it! So they walked to the middle of the big island. In the middle of a really stinky lake, there was a giant hawk monster! It had a big sharp green beak and bright yellow tallons that it was scratching the artifacks with!

All the sudden, Jen Ta started yelling at his friends and being like "You guys gotta go over there! Throw a rock at it's face! Throw the net over it! No, not that way, do it differently like I'm saying! No, you're doing it wrong!" The other guys were getting really frustrated. They weren't even that mad when the monster turned toward Jen Ta and started snapping at him. Kuang Yin was like "get him monster!" Then Chong Xian was like "no he sucks but he is our friend." Kuang Yin was like "yeah, ur right."

They looked at Jen Ta. He was running away from the monster! He was being a scared baby again! He went and he hid underneath a few tree trunks. Well, even though the bird monster found Jen Ta, his friends showed up just in time. They throwed the net on its head and it couldn't get out. Qian Hua walked up to them and was like "do you guys want to know where the artifacks are still?" They said "yup!"

So they went to this big cave and it was totally full of treasure. They grabbed it all and took it back to the boat. It was a pretty long journey since the boat was heavier now with all the artifacks and they had to row really hard. But luckily they had a new guy there to help them row.

They got back to Naixi and everyone said "wow, the heroes are back! Great job! Now get back to playing football, cuz we stink without you guys!"

THE END

P.S. TO MRS. WONG

You said that I should write about what I was mad about on Monday so I decided to put it in this story. I was really upset that Jen Ta Jin, Chong Xian Ye, and Kuang Yin Cao were gonna come visit the classroom but only Chong Xian and Kuang Yin showed up! Jen Ta is my favorite player. They said Jen Ta was starting to become late for all sorts of things and that the Federation was getting mad at him for being "tardie." I told him that we weren't allowed to say that word in class, but Chong Xian said "no that's a different word." Anyway Chong Xian said that Jen Ta didn't come because he's too scared to leave his house. I like Chong Xian, he is my new favorite. :)
Matchday 15

Harry Islands 2 ⇨ Lau Nández, Che, Tom, Little Jimmy, Joe (Johnson), Ramos, Hugo (Ja. Henfil), Marco ⚽x1 (McGilligan), Thomas ⚽x1, Matt, Artur Santos
Naixi 5 ⇨ Cai, Pao ⚽x1, Geng, Dong, Tian ⚽x1 (Yep), Xun (Fen), Dai, Yuan ⚽x1, Cao ⚽x1 (T.H. Jin), Ye ⚽x1, J.T. Jin

2' Yellow Card ⇨ Artur Santos (HAR)
5' Substitution ⇨ Hugo OFF Ja. Henfil ON (HAR)
11' Goal ⇨ Cao (NIX)
12' Yellow Card ⇨ Che (HAR)
15' Goal ⇨ Pao (NIX)
17' Yellow Card ⇨ Ramos (HAR)
21' Goal ⇨ Ye (NIX)
31' Goal ⇨ Yuan (NIX)
36' Yellow Card ⇨ Tian (NIX)
52' Yellow Card ⇨ Ja. Henfil (HAR)
58' Substitution ⇨ Cao OFF T.H. Jin ON (NIX)
67' Goal ⇨ Thomas (HAR)
71' Goal ⇨ Tian (NIX)
71' Substitution ⇨ Xun OFF Fen ON (NIX)
74' Goal ⇨ Marco (HAR)
90' Yellow Card ⇨ Little Jimmy (HAR)
90' Substitution ⇨ Marco OFF McGilligan ON (HAR)
92' Substitution ⇨ Tian OFF Yep ON (NIX)
93' Substitution ⇨ Joe OFF Johnson ON (HAR)

Matchday 16

Naixi 2 ⇨ Cai, Pao, Geng, Dong, Tian, Xun (Fen), Dai, Yuan, Cao ⚽x1, Ye ⚽x1, J.T. Jin (T.H. Jin)
Geektopia 1 ⇨ Lertora, Livengood, Ogrodowski, Sistek, Adsginsier, Pitter, Matkowski (Nankervis), Rebimbas ⚽x1 (Ponti), Zalie 'amquk (Rinnert), Lnepzsloal, Abdill

1' Yellow Card ⇨ Abdill (GKT)
32' Goal ⇨ Cao (NIX)
40' Goal ⇨ Rebimbas (GKT)
44' Yellow Card ⇨ Yuan (NIX)
45' Yellow Card ⇨ Rebimbas (GKT)
49' Goal ⇨ Ye (NIX)
58' Substitution ⇨ Zalie 'amquk OFF Rinnert ON (GKT)
59' Yellow Card ⇨ Dai (NIX)
73' Substitution ⇨ Xun OFF Fen ON (NIX)
80' Substitution ⇨ Rebimbas OFF Ponti ON (GKT)
81' Substitution ⇨ J.T. Jin OFF T.H. Jin ON (NIX)
88' Substitution ⇨ Matkowski OFF Nankervis ON (GKT)
91' Yellow Card ⇨ Ponti (GKT)
ALSO UNFORTUNATELY RESPONSIBLE FOR: THE PAZHUJEB ISLANDS, KAGDAZKA, STVOTO LATOLI, & KAGDAZKA AND PAZHUJEBU

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Postby Cassadaigua » Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:48 pm

Team Cassadaigua: World Cup 43- World Cup 93

Part VI: World Cup 54: Bringing It Home
by Chelsea Dufresne, Concord Heights Times


Interzonals. Oh, they were interesting. When you say the word interzonals, anyone who was around at that time knows that means exactly one thing: World Cup 54.

After participating in the World Cup for a while and winning a couple, CASE was ready to try and do something a little different: Bring the World Cup to Cassadaigua. These days, it can be difficult to host a World Cup, as members of the World Cup Committee will fully scrutinize everything they can about the bid, including the experience of the bidders. Our co-host, The Babbage Islands, had the prior experience and would lend a helping hand for CASE in regards to all of the administrative stuff that would need to take place. As one plays in international competitions, you will form rivalries with some nations but at the same time, you will feel as though you have a connection with others. From the start, there was a little something more between "TBI" and Cassadaigua, and the primary reason for that was the strength of women's sports within TBI, and the efforts that they undertook to grow them even further. They would participate in several sports, including a form of football known as Babbage Rules, which required co-ed teams. The Cassadagan sporting agencies supported the Babbage Rules efforts, which was another driving factor in creating strong ties between us. At that point, Cassadaigua had hosted a one-off edition of a soccer competition known as the Queens Cup as well as an edition of the World Lacrosse Championships. Other than that, our hosting resume was pretty slim, an d it makes you wonder if these days the same resume would even get WCC support, even if you were simply the junior partner.

The bidding process was an interesting, as initially the plan was for a 48-team World Cup, who's format was the brainchild of the Football Federation of Babbage. Tegan Nash, of the FFB, told people then that, "In the first twenty Cups, for example, an entry of 100 or more was achieved three times.... from World Cup 47 on the entries have been 122, 122, a record 137 in the forty-ninth Cup, another record 167 in the fiftieth, 152, the current record 182 in Cup 52, and 152 last time." Perhaps you could say that was a proposal long ahead of its time, since the World Cup Committee recently removed the restriction requiring the competition to consist of 32 teams. Back then, it was not allowed, and members of the Committee quickly reminded both the FFB and CASE of that fact. Knowing that, a Plan B was immediately put into works, and the 32 team World Cup would be back, but not without "interzonals!" So, what were these, exactly?

" We propose that the qualification be divided into two phases, a Zonal Phase and an Interzonal Phase. The Zonal Phase will operate like recent qualifying phases, save only that 30 groups will be in play instead of 15. Just as at present, two teams will advance from each group, making in total 60 teams in the Interzonal Phase. As in our original structure, groups will be of as equal size as possible but no arbitrary decisions will be taken to match all group sizes exactly. The Interzonal Phase will involve ten groups of six teams, playing single-league on neutral grounds. The top three teams in each interzonal will join the two hosts to constitute a field for the World Cup tournament."

Got all that? It was an interesting idea, and members of CASE were excited to have this opportunity to execute this plan, as long as the World Cup Committee shared in that excitement and voted to support the bid. There was strong competition in the bidding process from Daehanjeiguk and Nethertopia, a pair of nations who certainly would have done a great job in their own right hosting the competition. That bid was more conventional, and in the end, the WCC would award World Cup 54 to The Babbage Islands and ourselves, by a mere one vote. The final would be played in Whitecliff, TBI while the third place game would take place at the then-named Concord Heights Stadium.

From an administrative standpoint, things would go smoothly. Sources from that time have written that Cassadagan administrators enjoyed reading all of the press releases that were produced, and appreciated the wide variety of styles that were used in them. The games themselves were enjoyable to watch, starting with the qualifiers, and then the interzonals. It was known that not everyone liked the idea of the interzonals, but it did add a different wrinkle to the competition, for sure. Would I personally want to see the return of them? Probably not. They were an interesting idea at the time, but as the history of this fabulous tournament has gone on, we have been able to see hosts manage the larger signup numbers. The format like we see here in World Cup 93 is one of the best ways to do it: having the playoff for second and third place teams.

The Cassadagan portion of the World Cup would see Concord Heights, Rutland, Brattleboro, and Grande Mountain get the majority of games while Winchester, Starksville, and New Lakeland all got one game. That wouldn't be seen today, as for starters, there is no way that Rutland would take precedence over Starksville. At that time, it made sense, that was Rutland before the port city started going downhill and before the massive growth of rival port city Starksville. Victoriaville was surprisingly omitted, something that I am sure that people were not happy about back then. That's a separate Cassadagan history lesson though, one that goes far beyond sports.

Cassadaigua was in Group E, and joined by Starblaydia, Bostopia, and Mantwenic.
Group F had Aguazul, Cafundeu, Jeru FC, and Qazox
Group G had Krytenia, Queer Poco el Mono Ara , Dorian and Sonya, and Kagdazka and Pazhujebu
Group H had Jeruselem, Andossa se Mitrin Vega, Sibirsky, and Albundania.

The Fillies would advance to the quarterfinals of the tournament, before losing 2-1 to Aguazul, who ended up taking home the title. Aguazul would also go to threepeat a little later, winning World Cups 57-59.

Hosting this World Cup to the end was a success for us, and set us in motion to host many more competitions across the world of sports!
NS Sports’ only World Cup, World Bowl, World Cup of Hockey, World Baseball Classic and International Basketball Championships winner!

(Motorsports, college basketball, and volleyball, too)


Specific Titles: World Cup 50, 51; WBC 14, 16, 19, 50 & 58; WB 8, 22, & 40; WCOH 11 & 39; IBC 13.
Also: CR 40 & 43; CoH 39; Swamp Soccer 4, RTC WC 18 & 19; WVE 6; NSCAA 3, 5 & 9; NSSCRA 7
Runner Up: CoH 40, CR 37, 38 & 41; WB 21, WcoH 8, IBC 12, WBC 13, 15, 47 & 48, DBC 21.
WC Qualified for: 45, 46, 49-61, 67, 79 (DNP WC 69-77), 81-90, 92.
XIII Summer Olympiad: 2nd Most Medals
Hosted: WC 54, 67, 84 & 88; CoH 57 & 73, BoF 47, CR 30, WB 16, WBC 18, 26, 40, 45 & 50, NSCAA, NSCH 1; WLC 7, 30 & 33.

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Eternity, Episode 11, Part 1

Postby Drawkland » Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:08 pm

E T E R N I T Y . . .

This is the final chapter of an extended storyline. Below are the previous sections.
In which the characters are introduced
A Hint * A Tease * A Story * A Contradiction * A Roster
In which the trio investigate the Elite
Elite 1 * Elite 2 * Elite 3 * Elite 4 * Elite 5 * Elite 6
Elite 7 * Elite 8 * Elite 9 * Elite 10 * Elite 11
In which Nicole prepares for a great undertaking
Expired 1 * Expired 2 * Expired 3 * Expired 4 * Expired 5 * Expired 6
Expired 7 * Expired 8 * Expired 9 * Expired 10 * Expired 11
In which the party travels to TiSoFaH
Expedition 1 * Expedition 2 * Expedition 3 * Expedition 4 * Expedition 5 * Expedition 6
Expedition 7 * Expedition 8 * Expedition 9 * Expedition 10 * Expedition 11
In which the party contends with the Great Maze
Endless 1 * Endless 2 * Endless 3 * Endless 4 * Endless 5 * Endless 6
Endless 7 * Endless 8 * Endless 9 * Endless 10 * Endless 11
In which destiny awaits
Eternity 1 * Eternity 2 * Eternity 3 * Eternity 4 * Eternity 5 * Eternity 6
Eternity 7 * Eternity 8 * Eternity 9 * Eternity 10


The next day started considerably smoother than the first. In the most simple improvement, Richard Hanson did not get punched in the face at breakfast. For better or for worse, Septimus being in the tournament had given him considerable cred among the Elite Eleven. After all, he was the only one actually participating, and he was winning. Instead of whisking away to warm up by himself, he spent a few extra minutes in the dining hall jawing and jabbing with his friends. Inwardly, of course, he was incredibly nervous. The rust in his form was still very apparent, and the final three opponents of the tournament, whoever they'd end up being, were not going to be pushovers. That's also assuming he even made it that far.

Regardless, Septimus enjoyed the attention and promptly excused himself to head to the arena and warm up. The rest of the Elite and friends came out earlier than most of the crowd so they could get prime seating: front row and right next to the dugout area were the fighters were able to stage themselves before and after the fight. The Elite boys, minus Septimus and Nicholas, were in the front row. Cam, Sarah, and Nicole sat behind them in the second row, and the Grid Corps guys were nowhere to be found, at least not in this area of the arena.

The quarterfinal matchup for Septimus was difficult. His opponent was some wild woman who hurled multiple insults his way. Almost all of them had to do with his druidic origin, which was a frankly unacceptable for standard hand-to-hand combat trash talk. Thankfully, he managed to get the victory with a wily move. He used his wind magic to push the woman closer while she charged at him, forcing her to stumble and crash directly into his sword in the middle of a borderline racist remark. The crowd was happy to see her out of the competition, and Septimus trotted back to the dugout. The Elite could see the anger in his face, but he was clearly trying to play it off.

"What was she yelling about?" Jack Hoy had appeared out of nowhere, sliding into a seat next to Sarah and behind Jaxon on the bleachers.

"Septimus is part druid, on his mother's side," Jaxon explained quickly. "Obviously that's not a big deal nowadays, but some of these immortals are really old, and prejudice carries a long way."

"Ahh, of course," Jack said, rubbing his chin. It was clear he had no idea was Jaxon was talking about. "So is that why he's all magical and stuff?"

"Have you ever read a book in your life?" Sarah cocked an eyebrow.

"The only books I read are playbooks, honey," Jack broke into a cheesy grin and elbowed Sarah in the ribs. "Thanks for the lowdown, but I gotta go!"

Sarah just scoffed in response, and as quickly as he'd arrived, Jack was bounding back up the stairs and disappeared behind the arena.

"Where's he off to?" Cam asked curiously, watching as Jack zipped away.

"All the people betting on the fights are underneath the bleachers over on that side," Craig Bakker heard Cam's question from the front row. "He probably needed that to make a more informed decision on Septimus's next fight."

"What's that thing Leo said a few months ago?" Cam poked Jaxon in the back to get his attention. "He'd hate to be Jack's accountant."

"I can see where Leo was coming from with that," Jaxon laughed.



The semifinal fight for Septimus was his toughest challenge yet. It was against a shorter woman named Olive, and at first she didn't appear to have much magic ability at all. Septimus used his tried-and-true formula of using the wind to aid his strikes, but they weren't hitting as hard as he expected. He tried using air screens to slow the blows coming from his opponent, but they were wiped out immediately.

It wasn't until a few minutes into the fight that Septimus realized what was happening. He was growing weaker, his magic less effective, and all the awhile his opponent seemed to be growing stronger. He realized that she was sapping the magic away from his, stealing his ability and using it for herself. Her strikes were coming faster and faster, and Septimus had to rely on old-fashioned knifeplay just to stay alive.

He was running out of options, and realized the element of surprise was his only chance. He feinted left, Olive didn't fall for it, but instead of dodging, Septimus intentionally ran into her blades. Her knives were now stuck in Septimus's hip, and he used that close range to grab Olive by the shoulder and pull her right against him. At the same time, he made a spear of wind, picking up his knife along the way, and shot it right through her midsection.

Olive fell over, giving a woozy thumbs-up of sportsmanship before passing out. She was carried away quickly, and Septimus stumbled over to the dugout to discreetly lose his lunch. He stayed in there for a minute or two, and right before the Elite decided to check on him, he emerged, limping confidently to the medical tent.

"Let's go check on that crazy bastard!" Richard suggested, and the guys agreed.

"Can someone stay here and save our seats?" Jaxon asked, and Mike raised his hand without a word. Jaxon nodded, "Works for me. We'll be back soon."

Just like that, the boys were gone, leaving only Mike Rodney sitting in the row in front of Nicole, Cam, and Sarah.

"Should we go check on him too?" Cam asked tentatively.

"No, he'll be fine. The best immortal healers are there, and I'm not sure they allow guests either," Nicole said with a shrug.

"Well, I have to go the bathroom anyway," Cam replied. She shot a look at Sarah, trying to discreetly motion at Mike sitting alone right below them.

"Oh, uh, I have to go as well!" Sarah said a little too loudly once she understood what Cam was doing. "We'll be back soon, alright?"

With that, Cam and Sarah quickly scurried away, leaving Mike and Nicole alone in that section of the bleachers. The crowd was dissipating a bit, as there was a break between the matches, so it was relatively quiet in the arena. Nicole looked absentmindedly at the back of Mike's head, considering a thought that had just entered her mind.

"So ..." Nicole started, leaning forward to talk into Mike's ear. "What have you been up to? Lately, I guess."

"Huh?" Mike turned his head to look back at Nicole, with more than a little apprehension in his gaze. "Same old, same old, I guess. Mostly been focusing on qualifying and all that."

"Oh right, of course." Nicole nodded, trying to think of something else to say. The awkwardness was almost overwhelming.

"If you wanna talk, come take a seat," Mike suggested, patting a spot of empty bench next to him. "My neck is already starting to hurt here."

"If you insist," Nicole replied simply. She considered the prospect for a moment, and complied, swinging her legs over and taking a seat next to Mike. They were separated by a couple feet, but relatively close. "What do you do outside of work? I know you don't spend all your time training during the season."

"Not a whole lot." Mike was looking out at the arena ground. "I've, uh, been trying to eat better. Trying to learn how to cook and all that."

"You've been alive how many years, and you don't know how to cook?" Nicole couldn't help but giggle, but she hoped it would come off innocently. She wasn't trying to be mean.

"Listen, the other guys usually handled the cooking. Dominic got really good at it, y'know with growing his own ingredients and all that. That or we'd order stuff." Mike shrugged. "I guess it was just something new to do."

"Do you still do that painting stuff?" Nicole asked after a short pause. She recalled the time she and Ellzidan had visited Mike shortly after the breakup. He had been in some sort of painting studio in the Elite Eleven complex, a room she'd never seen before nor heard him talk about. It had been filled with dark and creepy images, almost exclusively of the maze.

"Eh, a little bit." Mike looked a little uncomfortable. "I usually do it as an outlet whenever I'm feeling terrible about the maze. I've been feeling better recently, though. So I guess I haven't really felt the need. I painted a little bit a few months ago, but I haven't liked it really."

"Your stuff looked pretty good, from what I remember," Nicole offered. She wasn't really an artsy person, so she wasn't sure how to approach this in particular. "Maybe you're being too critical of yourself."

"Yeah, maybe." Mike didn't offer much in response. They sat in silence for a minute, as Mike was ruminating on something in his mind. Tentatively, he spoke again. "If you don't mind, I'd like you to come to my room tonight."

"You what?" Nicole exclaimed, jaw dropping in indignation.

"Oh my- not like that!" Mike quickly backtracked, his face turning a deep red. "I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just ... there's something I want to show you. It's nothing big, you can bring your friends if you want. I promise I'm not trying to be weird."

"Okay, that's fine," Nicole said, breathing a sigh of relief that it wasn't salacious in nature. Still, it was odd that Mike would offer something, especially so cryptic. She considered the prospect, then gave a small smile. "I could do that. It better be worth it, though."

"No guarantees there," Mike couldn't help but chuckle, the blush starting to fade from his cheeks. "I'll see you later then?"

The rest of the Elite Eleven had reappeared, coming down the aisle with annoyance in their faces. Apparently they'd not been allowed in the medical tent, as Nicole predicted. Cam and Sarah were right behind them.

"Yeah. I'll see you later." Nicole got up to move back to her original seat, but as she did, she let her hand brush against Mike's on the edge of the bench.



The time had come for the grand final. It was just one of many finals in these tournaments really, but it might as well have been put on pay-per-view. The straight melee tournaments pitted the fiercest warriors on the planet, unencumbered with the need for self-preservation, against each other. The pure magic tournaments featured mages and wizards who'd dedicated literal centuries to their craft putting together their most devastating tricks. This little combination event, considered a novelty by purists on both sides, had something the other tournaments didn't. Two ex-lovers who hadn't talked in years locked in a winner-take-all matchup.

This is what everyone was waiting for. In reality, a vast majority of the audience had no clue about the drama this tilt entailed, they just knew that both Ellzidan and Septimus had gritted their way through to the final, and both had significant upside. Plus, they were both pretty recognizable competitors. Septimus was one of those goofy Elite fellows, and Ellzidan was the host that hadn't been to a gala in several centuries. Not to mention, it seemed like both fighters had been holding something back in their previous fights.

Septimus himself was still recovering from his injuries sustained in the semifinal, but he was rapidly improving. He had gone to the medical tent where Nicholas Kingston, a familiar face, was waiting. Nicholas had patched Septimus up just fine, and the minor regeneration factor provided by the immortality meant the deep slices were quickly becoming light cuts. The final was set to be soon, and it appeared Septimus would be ready to go in time.

Nicholas came out of the tent with Septimus, shooting a step-off look to the supervisor, implying that he was going to tend to Septimus in the dugout where the next set of fighters staged themselves. The moment they were out of sight of the medical tent, Nicholas gave Septimus an encouraging slug to the shoulder, and stole away to join the rest of the Elite and company in the crowd.

In the little dugout, Septimus began stretching and reacclimating himself to the fighting mindset. He couldn't help but glance across the dugout to see Ellzidan going through her pregame routine. She was gliding through some short forms, taking a pause after each punctuating strike. The movements seemed effortless, but when Septimus looked closer, he could see her hands were shaking a bit. Whether it was from exhaustion from the previous fights or nerves for this one, he couldn't tell. He couldn't help but run his eyes up and down as she whipped through another dancelike combination of strikes. He looked at her bright red braid, and wondered why she'd started dying her hair. It had been silvery-white when he first met her, but after they broke up following the maze it was always that auburn red color.

Septimus shook his head to clear his thoughts again. He checked his gear again to make sure it was ready to go. Light armor was tied up, his weapon straps were tight, his soft layers were holding up and unlikely to result in a wardrobe malfunction. That area seemed ready to go. Tentatively, he opened the palm of his hand, letting a little bit of wind and flame dance and balance between his fingers. It felt easier and clearer than it had been over the last few fights ... he knew he was ready now.

"Ladies, gentlemen, immortal beings of all kinds. Welcome to the grand final of this melee tournament!" It was Iarocav himself holding the microphone, standing on a platform above the dugout to address the now-full arena. "This bout features two fierce competitors who are eager to prove themselves the champion of this event. Our first finalist hails from the Elite Eleven, a barnstormer from Sadeg, Kick Corps keeper, a shortstop, shooting guard, and wide receiver, he does it all, the druid SEPTIMUS XANDER!"

Septimus was distracted in the dugout, still trying to keep the elements balanced in his hand. An attendant jumped urgently into view and beckoned for Septimus to come into the arena. He obliged, holding out his hand and being pulled into the light of the arena. The crowd cheered, and there were especially loud ones coming from the front row off to the left side, where the Elite and friends were situated. He gave a cheery salute to them, waved at the crowd, and found his starting mark for the fight. Outwardly he looked cool, but inwardly his stomach was tied in more knots than a make-or-break point in a penalty shootout.

"And now, please welcome your host. The illustrious leader of this land, defender of the Valley, the root of the Roots, the friend of the Tree, it's the elf without a shelf, ELLZIDAN!"

Of course the cheering was louder for this one, as Ellzidan was the much more recognizable figure in this fight. She was also the host of the gala itself, so it was likely that most people felt the obligation to cheer. That's just good manners, right? Ellzidan was ready for the introduction, and let the applause carry her out of the dugout. On her shoulders and torso she wore dragonscale armor, glinting red and gold. When she stepped into the sun, it sparkled almost like a disco ball. It was a dazzling effect, and even Septimus had to squint his eyes to adjust to it at first.

Ellzidan settled on the other side of the arena, Septimus slowly drew his sword from the scabbard and readied his shield. Ellzidan looked across with her chin raised, like a monarch looking at a subject. This only lasted a moment, as she soon fell back into a defensive position, drawing her own blade and giving a couple light swings. She was loose and ready, just like Septimus.

"Alright my friends, this is it!" Iarocav's voice played over the speakers once more. "The moment we have sweated all day in the sun for, the reason you've eaten so much popcorn, the- yes, yes, I'm getting there! Okay fine, Septimus Xander and Ellzidan ... FIGHT!"

Ellzidan wasted no time. She attacked as soon as the last word left Iarocav's mouth, bringing a flurry of aggressive strikes to immediately put Septimus on the defensive. Septimus figured she'd do something like that, and though he was on his heels, he was a defensive player at heart. He did his best work when anticipating the movements of an attacker and playing along with them. His swordsmanship had steadily increased over the course of the tournament as the muscle memory finally returned. Fighting against Ellzidan, somebody who had literally trained him, gave an extra element of familiarity to assist.

After the initial furor, Septimus settled in and began to use a little magic. Ellzidan wasn't going to steal or neutralize his magic like his last opponent, so he was free to use the wind to his advantage. He stiffened the air around Ellzidan, forcing her to exert more energy and slightly slowing her strikes. He pulled the opposite effect for himself, wind whipping behind him to strengthen his counters and blows. It gave a whistling effect through the arena, kicking up dust and almost making a whirlwind between the two fighters.

Obviously the Elf wasn't going to deal with this for long. After a few annoyingly slow swings fighting the wind, she stepped back and winked out of existence. There were a few confused gasps for those in attendance that didn't know Ellzidan's skillset, but things became clear a split-second later when she reappeared, this time behind Septimus's back. He figured that was going to happen at some point, so he wasn't taken entirely off guard. Still, he had to spin around quickly, which is tough when fully geared up.

The fight continued like this for awhile, with Septimus using his wind-based abilities to interfere with Ellzidan's moves, and the Elf countering by shifting a few feet away. Eventually, Septimus noticed that the air would ripple slightly right where Ellzidan was about to reappear. Next time she tried to teleport, he marked the spot and blasted it with a huge ball of fire right as the Elf phased back in. The crowd was impressed by the sudden pyrotechnics, but Ellzidan was unfazed. The scales on her shoulders just shrugged off the flames like space shuttle tiles, and she used the fiery view obstruction to slide tackle underneath and knock Septimus down by the ankles. He was indignant, but this was a fight. There would be no yellow card.

"Knock him down and take the crown, formidable only when off the ground," Ellzidan teased, garnering some reaction from the audience. The rest of the Elite Eleven in the audience tried cheering Septimus on, hooting loudly for their teammate. Ellzidan rushed quickly to the ground, trying to pin Septimus down and get a winning blow. She couldn't decide exactly how to approach it, and he used this to his advantage by rolling over and tossing the Elf off his back. He used the wind to push himself upright quickly, though the Elf still delivered some kicks and flicked some throwing stars from her crouched position. Septimus blocked them all with his shield, annoyed, and lunged forward to shove her back onto the ground. Instead, she turned the momentum into a somersault and popped back to her feet.

"Seems the kitty has some claws after all, but how much longer till he falls?" Ellzidan recited, again drawing some reaction from the crowd. She held her sword in one hand and a knife in the other, clearly ready to unleash again.

"Are you trying to use nursery rhymes to piss me off until I lose?" Septimus asked, even though he knew the answer.

"Yup!" Ellzidan replied cheerfully with a savage smile. "Is it working?" As soon as the words left her mouth, she brought on a fierce onslaught, using the differing range of her weapons to put Septimus off balance. Before long, she shoved him on the ground yet again. Septimus recovered quickly to avoid being pinned, but the Elf decided instead to quickly throw a few small knives his way. He used the wind and flame to move them off target just in time, and an additional burst to help him back to his feet again.

There was suddenly a brief pause in the action. Ellzidan circled around Septimus, seeming to be appraising his performance so far.

"It seems you've learned some new tricks," she said after a moment.

"You could say that," he replied dryly.

"I just did." Ellzidan slid forward faster than Septimus could respond, rushing into his space and slicing his hip with her knife. The range was too short for Septimus to slash back with his sword, and now Ellzidan was fighting with her fists. He slammed the hilt of her knife into his wrist, forcing him to drop his sword. A split-second later, she grabbed the edges of his shield and twisted, loosening the straps and ripping it off his arm. Septimus tried a kick to get some clearance, and though it caused him to stumble backwards, it worked.

He was still in a dire position. Septimus was now disarmed, bruised, sliced dozens of times, and thoroughly exhausted from all the magic use. Ellzidan held all the cards, rapier held firmly in her grasp. At this point she was just figuring how she wanted to land the winning strike. Septimus tried to slow his breathing and evaluate his options. He had none. Well, he had one option. The one he didn't want to take. He saw Ellzidan tense up, and he knew he had nothing left.

Ellzidan lunged forward, but her blade struck a suddenly hard surface, the unexpected ricochet forcing the sword from her hands. Septimus was no longer Septimus. His face elongated, his skin hardened into scales, his limbs twisted, warped, and thickened. From their front row bleacher, the Elite Eleven hollered like the hooligans they were, because they knew what was coming. As the rest of the arena realized the transformation, they joined in on the cheering.

The dragon was here. Septimus now stood, taking up a fair share of the arena's ground, his forest green and navy blue scales rippling in the sunlight. Before Ellzidan could react, he lunged forward with claws and teeth, knocking her down and pinning her underneath a huge reptilian hand. The dragon form filled Septimus's mind with strength, clarity, and resolve. The emotions that had simmered throughout these days and throughout this fight were nowhere to be found. All that was in his mind, now as he felt the Elf squirming underneath his grip, was to savor the feeling of victory.

Though most people couldn't see through the obstructed view, Ellzidan began to panic. Her breathing accelerated, she desperately tried to pull a knife from its holster, but Septimus pressed down harder, choking a sob from her lips. For a moment, Septimus could see the fear in her eyes. The look was so sharp that it pierced through the dragon's mind and came back to Septimus. He felt pity. He almost wanted to give mercy, but he knew he couldn't.

The rest of the arena couldn't understand (besides a few experts), but Septimus hissed something in draconic. It seemed to be the one-liner to punctuate his win. Instead, Ellzidan defiantly hissed something back. All of a sudden, the arena shook, the ground cracked under Septimus's hand, and he was the one being forced back.

In an instant, the spot that held Ellzidan was now inhabited by another dragon. Her scales, fiery red and deep maroon, matched the "armor" that she'd been wearing to start the fight. The second dragon roared a challenge, bringing the crowd to its feet in excitement. She flapped her wings twice, a mesmerizing effect, and the crowd was struck by the spectacle. Most had not seen a single great dragon in person in a long time, if ever. Fewer still had seen two at once.

The two dragons, Septimus and Ellzidan, circled each other in the arena, sizing up the new scenario. Ellzidan lunged and slashed a couple times, once again putting Septimus on the defensive. Even though Septimus had been in his dragon form many times over the years, he mostly used it to sleep and fly. He never really practiced actual combat, and was relying on pure instinct to stay afloat. Ellzidan, meanwhile, had fought wars with this body. She knew what she was doing. In a flash, she launched forward, aiming her sharp teeth at Septimus's jugular. He managed to move out of the way in the nick of time, but she still sank her teeth into his shoulder, eliciting a ferocious roar of pain. He swatted at her head with his claws to dislodge her, desperate to get away.

Septimus realized he wouldn't last much longer in the arena, so he decided to take off. Once he untangled himself from Ellzidan, he took a few huge strokes of his wings and took to the air. Ellzidan crouched and shot into the air herself, forcing the arena audience to crane their necks to the sky to see the battle continue.

The dragons rose into the shining sun, and Ellzidan hovered lightly for a moment to enjoy the feeling. Dragon-on-dragon combat was not common these days, so she had no problem with savoring it. The moment was cut short a moment later as Septimus began to lob fireballs her way. She dodged them easily, even taking a moment to land on the side of Elstrund's enormous trunk and rest her wings a bit. It was sweet, almost, seeing Septimus's dragon face focused so intently on the task. It was like a remnant of him many years ago, so concentrated on doing everything right.

Septimus reared back, launching a huge fireball directly at Ellzidan. The flames would block his view for a moment, and Ellzidan used that moment to scramble up the tree trunk and gain higher ground. The flame dissipated, and Ellzidan laughed, a nasty, echoing sound that meant death to anyone unfortunate enough to hear it. Most of the crowd below shivering instinctively.

"Fine attempt, youngling. But there is much you must learn," Ellzidan crowed from the trunk of Elstrund, loudly and in the common tongue. As soon as she said it, she darted off the tree as fast as lightning. Her wings were tucked, forearms outstretched, and Septimus had no time to maneuver out of the way. She caught him in her grip, tilting downwards to the ground. They dropped together like a boulder falling out of the sky, and (thankfully) smashed into the direct center of the arena.

The wind was completely knocked out of Septimus, but he still writhed and wriggled underneath Ellzidan, trying desperately to break free. The ground had compressed around the impact, though, leaving him no room to roll away. She leaned in closely, almost whispering in the draconic tongue.

"I am born of Magnatha of the mountains, I am Ellzidan of the river. Dragons of fire and air cannot hope to compare." Ellzidan hissed. Septimus tried one more time to bite at her neck, but she swatted away the move. An instant later, she slammed a clawed hand over Septimus's neck and pressed slowly, almost kindly, until he couldn't breathe at all. As a defense mechanism, his body shrank and fell out of the dragon form, though his skin was still covered in scales. The battle was over. Ellzidan had won (much to the chagrin of those who bet on the underdog).

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Nuclear AO - Issue 2 - The Tachbe Affair

Postby Vilita » Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:10 pm

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♫ On the road again, Goin' places that I've just come back from, Seein' things that I just saw again, And I can't wait // screech // scratch // Recycle Time... Back again... ♫


Yes Thats right, back again and well this time things get a little spicy. It might have seemed like things were all Swiss Cheese in Atlantian Oceania with AORDO declaring an anti-nuclear agenda and Tachbe urging all nations to sign a declaration of neutrality to prevent War. Behind the scenes, however, much more was brewing. There were some who were concerned that it was just another tactic to get nations to lay down their arms and in turn make them more suceptible to attack. Others sided with the Tachbeans, supporting and declaring their own neutrality and a vision for a more peaceful Atlantian Oceania.

Atlantian Oceania's Nuclear History :: Entry 2 - The Tachbe Affair

The first sign of trouble came when Nojikan Spies were captured in Orichalc - the capital city of Novus Atlantica. Then, not long after, Emperor Theodore VII of Lieno was assassinated while leaving the Royal Palace in the capital city of Pheso. While nations were quick to rally around the Lienese, the Tachbeans, holding the seat of AORDO, declared that they would be unable to spare any aid to Lieno and would instead be dispatching "Peacekeeping Troops" into the nation. This decision came not long after Tachbe had mobilized the Tachbe Expeditionary Force for rapid deployment. This rapid mobilization was not without controversy, and caused some nations, including The Holy Saints, to withdraw their forces from AORDO with a view to instead protecting their own borders first.

Ostensibly, it was the rogue nation of Novus Atlantica that appeared to be the threat. Two of Atlantian Oceania's largest military powers, Xile and Abattoir, were not members of AORDO but had been in discussion to ally with AORDO against Novus Atlantica should their advanced weaponry projects transition to active use.

It appeared that peace was still on the table when Aethyrea invited national leaders to a summit in thier capital city of Adrilankha. It was set to be a grand summit to discuss the prospect of bringing peace back to Atlantian Oceania. That was, until petty differences in national customs put an end to the summit before it even started. In particular, the Tachbean leadership was slighted at the lack of formal written response from the Novus Atlantians in accordance with Tachbean custom, even though they had informally agreed to disarm and abandon their so-called "Lucifer Project" as a condition to reduced hostilities. Tachbe withdrew from the Summit and without AORDO's core, the rest of the leaders soon followed in the confusion.
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Combatants: The Tachbe Affair

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Without a written commitment on the termination of the advanced weaponry projects in Novus Atlantica, the remaining leaders attempted to send a commission in the inspect the decommissioned project. Yet as some nations were looking to trust that they were doing what they said they would, others were taking a more proactive approach to ensuring their own safety. Led by General Dorian, the Xilian Forces had no intention of sitting back and waiting for War to land on its doorstep. Though they had considered AORDO membership, the Xilian Military was more than capable of protecting its own borders. General Dorian had arranged to be at the Aethyrean summit but after being slighted by the Tachbean Leader, set their sights on a new target. The protectorate of East Gate City. Just off the Xilian coast, the protectorate was advertised as a safe, neutral place but General Dorian now saw it as a threat. A potential launching platform within range of Xile that could be used by a Tachbe-influenced AORDO to infiltrate the Salmantic-Xile corridor.

Within hours, it became clear this was more than just a special operation, but a unified military entanglement focused on removing Tachbe from a position of wielding power over the region. After general Dorian's Xilian forces landed in East Gate City, Forces from The Holy Saints under the leadership of General First Class S.H. Johnadersen began a blitzkrieg assault on the Tachbean mainland territory.

Just as quickly as they had arrived in East Gate City, the Xilean forces began to retreat. In the absence of the Tachbean leadership in Adrilankha, a new partnership had been forged. A burst of energy came down on East Gate City after originating in Nova Atlantica. The very weapon that Tachbe had sought to disarm was the one that destroyed East Gate City. Shortly after the event, VOIA made an assessment on the damage and destruction:

VOIA wrote:VOIA forces come in to inspect the destruction at East Gate City. Shortly it becomes clear that the once formidable protectorate is no more. The force of the Novus attack has split the island in two. The Eastern half has collapsed upon itself and formed a northen extension. VOIA troops quickly work with local governments of Xile and Salmantic to take control of the two halves of what used to be the Protectorate of East Gate City.


As East Gate City lay in ruins, the battle was about to shift in mainland Tachbe. Much like the Xilian Forces had done, the ground troops from The Holy Saints evacuate nearly as quickly as they had arrived. In the early morning after confirmation that their troops were clear of the Island, banks of traditional ICBM's are launched from The Holy Saints. The Sandy shores of Tachbe instantly turn to glass as the heat of nuclear explosions move outward from the center of the nation. With the fallout from such a large detonation of nuclear material projected to impact life throughout Atlantian Oceania, Tachbe is Glassed in its entirety to contain the Nuclear Winter projected to last 1,000,000 years. A new Nuclear era within Atlantian Oceania had begun.

So there you have it. Now you know why every nation that enters the Vilitan Cove by ship first has to pass by an irradiated Nuclear Snow Globe. And why no one other than Dragons have since Occupied the two small islands between Andsosa Se Mitrin Vega and the Quebecois Territory. And now onto the games. You might see the tie in here, as Vilita's next opponent in World Cup 93 Qualifying was Novaros. Kind of like Nova Atlantis - one of the aggressor nations in the Tachbe Affair and the nation whose technology was responsible for tearing East Gate City in two. Although they had experimented early on in the World Cup 93 Qualifying campaign with goalkeepers Reino Kononen and Altirii Touiniki, as things started to get serious entering the second half of the campaign, head coach Endur Rotropii has stuck with a two goalkeeper rotation of Zelkki Milake Jr. and Ukamai Talingri. With Milake having been in goal for the Jungle Rebels 5-2 victory over Pluvia and the Saxean Isles, it was expected that one of the next two matches would see Talingri back in net for the Vilitan National Team, but that would not be the case.

Rotropii would go with the Astronaut Trainee for each of the next two matches against Novaros and Brenecia It would work out well at home against 195th ranked Novaros as Milake would deliver a clean sheet as Vilita ran out 3-0 winners. The game winning goal would be scored in the first half by Kunala Jyvaiij. The Jungle Rebels largely dominated the game but it would not be until the final ten minutes that they would put it away with goals from Jakku'u Naboyavi and Kunra Tlikara.

From there, Vilita would head to Brenecia for what many had billed as the signature matchup of the group at the start of the campaign. Many expected that second seed Brenecia could give Vilita a run for its money on home turf and make a challenge for the Top Spot in the group. Ultimately, it was a very good match but the intrigue was greatly diminished due to the horrid first half of qualifying put forward by former World Champions Brenecia who were mired at 5th place in the Group 11 table, struggling even to stay within reach of a playoff spot. The Jungle Rebels were given a boost as over-achieving Pratapgadh finally succumbed to the pressure of punching 11 positions over their seed, losing on Ursine soil to Bears Armed before returning home to suffer their first draw of the campaign, allowing the Vilitan National Team to take sole possession of first place in the Group 11 table wit ha full games advantage for the first time.


 Vilita 3 - 0 Novaros	
Vilita Goals: :: 36' Kunala Jyvaiij:: 79' Jakku’u Naboyavi:: 89' Kunaro Tlikara
Stats :: Vilita :: Possession: 57%:: Shots: 8:: Corners: 17 :: Novaros :: Possession: 43%:: Shots: 3:: Corners: 2
Vilita Lineup :: Zelkki Milake Jr., Awukchu L’bakka (Lentali Purama 72'), Injyua Klizlo, Kunala Jyvaiij (Jakku’u Naboyavi 79'), Mikele Alasita (Fyin Miateal 45'), Trezisi Rokopolis, Riku Kasslin, Sami Samii’i, Khrusan Mlianko (Hothat Iciiplak 79'), Tukaara Milanzi (Antiviv Davaflei 45'), Kunaro Tlikara


 Vilita 2 - 2 Brenecia	
Vilita Goals: :: 42' Antiviv Davaflei:: 46' Kunaro Tlikara
Stats :: Vilita :: Possession: 56%:: Shots: 4:: Corners: 6 :: Brenecia :: Possession: 44%:: Shots: 9:: Corners: 6
Vilita Lineup :: Zelkki Milake Jr., Awukchu L’bakka, Kunala Jyvaiij, Narri Sebapilo, Riku Kasslin (Nii'arala Milaaso 64'), Trezisi Rokopolis (Tukaara Milanzi 64'), Jakku’u Naboyavi (Sami Samii’i 45'), Fyin Miateal (Diamoa Waviino 71'), Kunaro Tlikara, Treasvo Tlikara, Antiviv Davaflei (Injyua Klizlo 45')



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Postby Kimi-Suomi » Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:13 pm

"4 points behind the Top 3, 6 behind the leaders...this isn't looking good, but it ain't over just yet." Voi kuinka oikeaksi tämä osoittautuikaan. That quote is what I said after we were baked by Huayramarca in this WCQ group, with a situation that looked a bit iffy but wasn't totally impossible to overcome if we just put our mind to it. Esko Laaksonen was certainly hopeful, with an attitude that sounded hopeful considering the talent this team had and the many trials they had been through before, in both WCQ and in the AOCAF. He knew this team could do something...but could that "could" turn into a "can"?

Up first was a very big fucking game - 3rd-placed Sargossa at Pesä. With the numbers being what they were, winning this game was seen as potentially critical if we wanted to keep our WC dreams alive. The Nest was packed certainly bouncing in anticipation for what many expected to be an epic duel between two very good teams and that was exactly what they got. Slavko Jelic and his Corsairs certainly wanted to make this race easier to manage and they would strike first in the 23rd through Lucas Recoba, but a defensive mistake would make sure Valtteri Nordström's response was quick and 1-1 would be where the 1st half ended. Satu Sinisalo and Topias Maxhuni were subed on before the 2nd half began and that would change the dynamic of the game as their quick thinking and passing was enough to throw the wind on our sails instead. Maxhuni would score himself in the 56th to make it 2-1 before he assisted Captain Kimi Airo for the 3rd. Just like that, it was 3-1 and that would be how this game ended with the crowd applauding their heroes. Kimi-Suomi had proved their Top 3 credentials...and were only 1 points back now.

The resulting road trip would be up against a Lisander squad that was on the way out of contention, but the team in green and gold actually managed to put out a good performance on home turf to limit our opportunities to a minimum. Their defense was certainly a tough one to crack that night but in the end, substitute Jyrki Bottas would finally get the job done in the 78th and 1-0 would be how this game ended. Not our best performance, but 3 points is 3 points.

Now, we are 3rd...2 points ahead of 4th, 2 back on 2nd and 6 off the lead with 6 to play. Bubiyan ja Warbah (Bubiyan and Warbah), already out with 1 win, will be next to come to Pesä before we travel Sudilinen (Sudilia) to face a team who's only hope for progression is through the playoffs now. Things are certainly getting real...but for now, we still have our fate in our own hands. Pidetään se sellaisena. NOSTA KUIN HUUHKAJAT!
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Blanco Borrayo reports from Soluca;

‘It’s simple really’, Slavko Jelic told the assembled media pool after the fixture. ‘We pick ourselves up off the ground and we go again. There’s not much point feeling all melancholic, there’s still eighteen points left to play for. I intend to win a whole chunk of them.’ The Mytanar coach of Sargossa was facing the press after the Corsairs suffered their first home defeat of the campaign, so soon after the disappointing reversal in Kimi-Suomi and part of a run of three defeats in four matches, a sequence that has seen Sargossa knocked off their unlikely perch at the top of Group 4. But Jelic isn’t unduly worried. ‘I saw enough in that performance to be encouraged about the matches to come.’

It was never going to be easy with Huayramarca in town. The Anaian side are a nation with the capability to beat anyone. With a side now settled over several World Cup cycles, it’s entirely no surprise to see The Condors at the top of the group. The only nation still to taste defeat. They’re a class act and Jelic had been delighted to escape steamy Guayaquil with a point earlier in the campaign. A big crowd had packed into the Estadio Generalissimo Joaquín Delgado, but most expected the toughest home fixture of the campaign so far. Sargossa had beaten Huayramarca, when the nations had first met way back at the seventy eighth Cup of Harmony. But the Corsairs hadn't tasted victory in the four fixtures since.

The Condors arrived in Soluca with a starting eleven that positively oozed experience. Even their youngest player, twenty five year old centreback Kevin Quispe, had been capped an eyewatering two hundred and twenty eight times. And they played like a side who had been together all their lives. With a calm and assuredness that only came from endless repetition. The Corsairs were struggling to make much inroads in front of their own fans in a frustrating half in which only the reflexes of Jacobo Robles kept the score level at the interval. He denied Abraham Mendoza a very presentable chance, after the diminutive winger had muscled his way passed the much larger covering defence. Before clawing away a drive from Nicolás Allauca that had looked destined for the top corner. At the other end a Lucas Recoba snapshot that went straight at Juan Mamani was as good as it got for Jelic’s charges.

Ten minutes into the second half and the Mytanar tactician switched to the 5-2-3 system that had been integral to the side’s recent good run of form. And for a brief spell Sargossa had their higher ranked opponents on the back foot. Both Pablo Alarcón and substitute Carlos Alberto had chances to edge the Corsairs in front. The crowd roared their encouragement and, briefly, their side responded. But, in a tale as old as the history of the beautiful game, the failure to take advantage when on top was punished to the absolute fullest. Experienced Huayramarcan forward Bryan Tello boasts an international strike rate that must rank him among the most dangerous penalty area predators around today. And he showed exactly why, with an exquisite finish with the outside of his right boot from just to the left of the penalty spot. All told it was probably exactly what the visitors deserved. Sargossa hadn’t pierced the Condors backline in their last two meetings. And sadly two became three as the experienced Huayramarcan defence stood firm to secure the points to keep them four points clear at the top of the group.

For Sargossa there’s now an eight point gap between their current fourth place position and the group lead. But Jelic will be hoping that his side can bounce back as the roadshow switches to the Petro Dome in Mercada for the visit of Bollonich. The Rushmori rivals are currently enduring a dreadful campaign, sitting rock bottom of the group with just a single win to their name.
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Old clubs! Where have they gone? Have they gone anywhere? Let's find out!
Ancient Ko-orenite Club Football, de-Gehrennification, and the je ne sais quoi of mono no aware

Anyone who has ever visited the Halcyon Archipelago will have noticed that languages seem to change every few dozen kilometres. However, much like everywhere else, what language someone speaks in which circumstance is a socially inspired choice. Nearly every child in Ko-oren currently learns Gehrennan in school in a visible attempt to push that language as a nationally unifying factor - the official policy dictates that every child should learn a Gehrennic language in school, which could be Gehrennan but several others apply: Aerellen, Tarrashall, and Aviansolan. These four are the most widely spoken survivors of the Gehrennic language family, a family that used to include a few more members but over time - there's more sociolinguistics, among others - those died out.

Cities like Katashi, Aminey, Willowbourne, Greencaster, and Schemerdrecht weren't always called that. Those are the result of the previous wave of what was in vogue linguistically. These cities have two names, usually, one in Gehrennan and one in a 'foreign import'. Compare the above five to Katahshi, Amahne, Ilohbonu, Garihnkatar, and Shemurdar - their original names that were matched in sound and then given appropriate meanings. Willowbourne is actually known for willows, and the fact that it sounds a bit like Ilo(h) helps.

For more information on the Gehrennic language family, and why you don't see as many H-es in modern Gehrennan name spellings, see the Diagram of Gehrennan languages, Comments on said diagram, Post-vocalic /h/ in Gehrennan languages, and Sound changes in modern Gehrennan. The final article of those doesn't deal with every dialect of the language simultaneously, but treat it as a friendly introduction to the wild and wide dialectology of the mainland.

The process of turning Garihnkatar into Greencaster is de-Gehrennification, often used as a signal word by more conservative politicians - both those in the meritocracy and in the democratic parliament - as something bad, while the exact same people have used the word in a positive sense when framing de-Gehrennification as preparing Ko-oren to be more economically competitive. There's not a full overlap there, but there's some. But before we delve into the politics behind sociolinguistics: that's not what this series is about. Yes, some processes come from careful planning. Some happen just because, as things in language change tend to do as well. And yes, both de-Gehrennification and re-Gehrennification are used by sections in parliament to make a point, and both processes are used by the meritocratic side to further their interests as well. As I said, we're not going deeper into politics, and we're definitely not touching the meritocracy-democracy split.


To draw back the curtain of some teams in that KNL1 season: Jeknolr, the Gehrennan name, will be indicated as the region 'Knoller' in southern Intermare these days. Tkhon, in 12th, is now central Cote Australienne 'Tchon', which no, doesn't work very well in French, but it helps that the region is rarely talked about. Either way, the spelling and pronunciation definitely shifted to fit the French phonological mold, and while it's not the nicest sounding thing in French, well, it's phonotactically, uhm, sound. Pun intended. Mazaj is southern Intermarean Meizaai - since gobbled up by new subdivision 'the Frontier'.

For more tips on where these subdivisions are: here you go and make sure to click 'Present' and use the text links!

So now you know where these teams were based, roughly. But did they persist into modern times? By ranking order in said KNL1 season:

Kthosl = April Bassin FC
Jeknolr = OV Eekeinde
Maethoru = Maethoru SC
Alara = Advance Alara
Ajongka = Strongfair
Kol = Tuinderbeek FC
Liju = Arendsvlucht FC
Branvun = Branvon CD
Kangutsu = Katashi-Kanatsu
Tangku = Tanques AOE
Norilya = Norille Orion
Tkhon = Couziers-Olympiques
Mazaj = Grimhof VV
Engbrothun = Castelo e Calvente CS
Jofa = Dartha-Jofa
Insin = Gehrenna FC
Saiwu = Hiwatsu FC
Iliju = Tokponen Ilijoren
Arelothun = Cirelbourne United
Othushun = Sterrenwolde FC

To use Tkhon as an example once more: the team aren't named after the region anymore (so no 'Tchon FC') but instead have taken on the name of a suburb of Linieux - Couziers - with a common suffix for sports clubs - Olympiques. A rare example of a team still using the old name to some extent is Iliju, now known as Tokponen Ilijoren, from the tiny town of Tokponen.

Some of these might sound recognisable: Maethoru SC, Advance Alara, Branvon CD, Katashi-Kanatsu, Tanques AOE, Couziers-Olympiques, Castelo e Calvente CS, Gehrenna FC, Cirelbourne United, and Sterrenwolde FC have all appeared in the modern Top League at some point - or still do. April Bassin FC, Strongfair, Norille Orion, and Grimhof VV still exist at some level of the (semi) professional pyramid. The rest persist as amateur clubs. Since two seasons, those can apply to turn into a (semi) pro team and join the top four levels of the pyramid, but only after a team that's already in the pyramid drops out to amateur levels. It's rare, but it can happen.
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