by Scarsaw » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:38 pm
by Rezaxushan » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:06 pm
Scarsaw wrote:The Federation of Scarsaw has written up the draft for the following proposal after the recent deviation the Federation faced at the hands of zombies. We hope the international community will assist us in editing this proposal, so that we can prevent other nations from suffering through the horrors our nations have seen at the hands of the undead menace.
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Protection Against Zombies
Category: International Security | Strength: significant | Proposed by: Scarsaw
DEFINES zombies as reanimated corpses of living organisms that show violent tendencies, eat living flesh, are able to reproduce through contact of bodily fluids with living organisms, and are killed only by destruction of the brain. People infected with zombie bodily fluids are easily detected by trained dogs and other animals
RECOGNIZES zombies as a threat to any nation due to the difficultly in killing zombies and how easily zombies are created.
CONDEMNS the use of zombies or zombie bodily fluids as a biological weapon.
CALLS for an extermination of zombies within the boarders of any nations in order to prevent a local epidemic or a worldwide pandemic.
DEMANDS nations do not purposely immigrate people who are known to be zombies or infected with zombie bodily fluids.
RECOMMENDS nations take preventive measures against zombie invasion though immigration by postings trained dogs at all boarder crossings including airports, train stations, bus terminals and ports.
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by Catawaba » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:31 pm
Scarsaw wrote:CALLS for an extermination of zombies within the BOARDERS of any nations in order to prevent a local epidemic or a worldwide pandemic.
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by Georgetpwn » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:32 pm
by Tanaara » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:36 pm
by Spriegelburg » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:36 pm
by Kiregpanzer » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:40 pm
by Abstain X » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:41 pm
Rezaxushan wrote:Scarsaw wrote:The Federation of Scarsaw has written up the draft for the following proposal after the recent deviation the Federation faced at the hands of zombies. We hope the international community will assist us in editing this proposal, so that we can prevent other nations from suffering through the horrors our nations have seen at the hands of the undead menace.
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Protection Against Zombies
Category: International Security | Strength: significant | Proposed by: Scarsaw
DEFINES zombies as reanimated corpses of living organisms that show violent tendencies, eat living flesh, are able to reproduce through contact of bodily fluids with living organisms, and are killed only by destruction of the brain. People infected with zombie bodily fluids are easily detected by trained dogs and other animals
RECOGNIZES zombies as a threat to any nation due to the difficultly in killing zombies and how easily zombies are created.
CONDEMNS the use of zombies or zombie bodily fluids as a biological weapon.
CALLS for an extermination of zombies within the boarders of any nations in order to prevent a local epidemic or a worldwide pandemic.
DEMANDS nations do not purposely immigrate people who are known to be zombies or infected with zombie bodily fluids.
RECOMMENDS nations take preventive measures against zombie invasion though immigration by postings trained dogs at all boarder crossings including airports, train stations, bus terminals and ports.
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How about a clause that provides funding for research on a cure for Undead-ism?
by Catawaba » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:49 pm
by Rezaxushan » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:53 pm
Catawaba wrote:Placeholder uneasily edged towards the shadowy corner where within waited the UnDelegate. All this talk of zombies plus the shadows in a brightly lit room put paranoid thoughts in his head. "Necromancers!" His voice cracked as he blurted out the word. He cleared his throat and continued. "This does nothing to combat or protect from zombies of a necromancy origin. In many cases, the tired and true application of a rifle directly to forehead will not work, neither will science."
by Tanaara » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:07 am
by Grays Harbor » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:41 am
by Carbandia » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:32 am
by Charlotte Ryberg » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:36 am
by Bears Armed » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:50 am
Georgetpwn wrote:I sense that this proposal is one of those joke threads, such as the right to arm bears
Spriegelburg wrote:The right to arm bears is no joke.
by Flibbleites » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:39 am
Rezaxushan wrote:Scarsaw wrote:The Federation of Scarsaw has written up the draft for the following proposal after the recent deviation the Federation faced at the hands of zombies. We hope the international community will assist us in editing this proposal, so that we can prevent other nations from suffering through the horrors our nations have seen at the hands of the undead menace.
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Protection Against Zombies
Category: International Security | Strength: significant | Proposed by: Scarsaw
DEFINES zombies as reanimated corpses of living organisms that show violent tendencies, eat living flesh, are able to reproduce through contact of bodily fluids with living organisms, and are killed only by destruction of the brain. People infected with zombie bodily fluids are easily detected by trained dogs and other animals
RECOGNIZES zombies as a threat to any nation due to the difficultly in killing zombies and how easily zombies are created.
CONDEMNS the use of zombies or zombie bodily fluids as a biological weapon.
CALLS for an extermination of zombies within the boarders of any nations in order to prevent a local epidemic or a worldwide pandemic.
DEMANDS nations do not purposely immigrate people who are known to be zombies or infected with zombie bodily fluids.
RECOMMENDS nations take preventive measures against zombie invasion though immigration by postings trained dogs at all boarder crossings including airports, train stations, bus terminals and ports.
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How about a clause that provides funding for research on a cure for Undead-ism?
by Meekinos » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:56 am
by Travancore-Cochin » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:56 am
by Anarchifia » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:40 pm
by Krioval » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:22 pm
by Rolovaria » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:02 pm
by Morlago » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:48 am
by Bears Armed » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:10 am
Morlago wrote:Hahahaha! Very funny! Maybe now you can write a proposal called "Realizing the tooth fairy exists"?
by Morlago » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:13 am
Bears Armed wrote:Morlago wrote:Hahahaha! Very funny! Maybe now you can write a proposal called "Realizing the tooth fairy exists"?
Do you have actual proof that she doesn't?
OOC: There's an issue about plagues of zombies...
by Seishin no Ryuu » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:44 am
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