It's borderline cartoonish in its fuckery. There's some cigar chomping motherfucker somewhere banging a table yelling about how he's not going to let them damn workers get over on him on their quote unquote sick days.
There's gotta be some kind of weird calculus that's really only going to make it seem worse. Like there's a work condition illness that they're hoping now one will connect the dots on that has people over requesting sick days or something.
Outside stupid freelance gig jobs literally every shitty fucked off nobody job I've had has had a better sick day policy. I have a better sick day policy on sets for fuck's sake.
This is so goddamn bizarre. I really want someone to sit one of this dildos down...nah, wait, dildos make people happy, I had a word I was using-goobers. I want someone to sit one of these goobers down and do one of those interviews where like Jon Stewart would just keep asking the direct question until they get flustered. Doesn't have to be Stewart, he's off on AppleTV anyway. Just sit one of these goobers down and make them explain why this is where they're drawing the line.