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This is not a drill! I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL!

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This is not a drill! I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL!

Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:21 pm

If you're wondering about those sirens blaring in the background, word on the street is Nationstates is preparing to re-enact an old Flash animation that actually happens to be almost exactly a year younger than Nationstates itself is.

What does this mean? Well, it means to go have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!

How? Please refer to our handy-dandy nuclear armageddon handbook here!
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Postby The Ice States » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:25 pm

I'm just going to assume that this is a drill until the nukes actually start flying.
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Postby Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:29 pm

I wonder how many crabs and potatoes will be spilled this year.
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Postby The Hurricane » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:31 pm

Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire wrote:I wonder how many crabs and potatoes will be spilled this year.

Who knows...

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Postby Southern Republic of Dixie » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:34 pm

This will be very sad for me given I used to always boast about it in my old region. Now I'm alone.

But it sure will be fun and i hope all of you enjoy the event.
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Postby Cataleenia » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:03 pm

I probably won’t be able to be here for the start so, I’ll be blown up later, after all the alliances have formed (YAY!) I mean, this is also my first time trying to blow up other nations into inhospitable wastelands!
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Postby Chinese Dynasty version 0 » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:08 pm

ahhhhh yes
Has it really been a year already?
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Postby Pikachu Peoples » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:15 pm

Gonna build our Nuclear Doomsday Shelter

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Postby Karazicu » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:21 pm

Apparently the last iteration of this event ended up with one group of mates just utterly annihilating everybody else as a massive coalition? Wonder if that's going to happen again this time.
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Postby Chinese Dynasty version 0 » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:28 pm

Karazicu wrote:Apparently the last iteration of this event ended up with one group of mates just utterly annihilating everybody else as a massive coalition? Wonder if that's going to happen again this time.

That's how it's been since N-Day^6 unfortunately. It's a lot of fun to make a ton of nations and see how far you can get on your own or with just a couple friends. I(we?) did pretty well last year all things considered, until the potatoes caught onto what I was doing. Pretty hilarious when they found out it was a single person behind it.
Anyway, I think we need more brave people willing to start their own factions rather than just joining the giant ones for a lame two-sided main battle. Many smaller factions results in more interesting conflict.

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Postby Haganham » Tue Sep 20, 2022 3:03 am

Anyone know what it means to finalize targets faster? Does that mean their nukes hit faster?
Imagine reading a signature, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω`o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´・ω・`);. bwt tw sinawtur iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..

… wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie sinatwr?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! 。◕‿◕。! u habve comopweedid tha signwtr, good job!

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Postby Sedgistan » Tue Sep 20, 2022 4:33 am

Karazicu wrote:Apparently the last iteration of this event ended up with one group of mates just utterly annihilating everybody else as a massive coalition? Wonder if that's going to happen again this time.

The belief is that no-one wants that situation again - people will behave differently to create a more balanced conflict that lasts the 24 hours. The reason there's 3 days of advance registration/joining of factions is to allow players the opportunity to carry out that self-balancing; it'll become obvious well in advance if one gigafaction is emerging and hopefully people will fix that.

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Postby Orlesian States » Tue Sep 20, 2022 4:36 am

Forgive me if I sound ignorant, but what is the purpose of forming a gigantic coalition? It just seems like it would ruin the fun, really. I have not been on NS long, so I did not experience the previous 'Nuclear Event', but I don't think it should be about 'winning' but more, well, enjoying the apocalypse with your friends, am I wrong?
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Postby Marchland » Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:34 am

can someone explain to me through telegram what this event will do to me?

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Postby Orlesian States » Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:38 am

Marchland wrote:can someone explain to me through telegram what this event will do to me?

No need to explain through TG, fella. It's honestly not that complicated. So, in 3-4 days, N-Day will happen. N-Day is an optional event in which nations can partake in TOTAL ATOMIC ANNHILATION of other nations. Purely in good fun, of course. As whatever happens to your nation, it won't be permanent, since everything will reset once N-Day ends. Here's the N-Day Factbook for further details.

I hope you have a fun N-Day if you decide to join!
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Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:40 am

Orlesian States wrote:
Marchland wrote:can someone explain to me through telegram what this event will do to me?

No need to explain through TG, fella. It's honestly not that complicated. So, in 3-4 days, N-Day will happen. N-Day is an optional event in which nations can partake in TOTAL ATOMIC ANNHILATION of other nations. Purely in good fun, of course. As whatever happens to your nation, it won't be permanent, since everything will reset once N-Day ends. Here's the N-Day Factbook for further details.

I hope you have a fun N-Day if you decide to join!

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Postby Orifna » Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:56 am

(Tunes Orifnian Accent)

Oh, so we're doing the nuclear playground again, hm?


This will be fun...




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Postby North Cromch » Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:48 am

you are correct on your guess that a nuclear bomb is not a drill.

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Ex-Nation

Postby The Blue Star » Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:51 am

North Cromch wrote:you are correct on your guess that a nuclear bomb is not a drill.

Wait what? I just got here. :blink:

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Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:53 am

Orlesian States wrote:Forgive me if I sound ignorant, but what is the purpose of forming a gigantic coalition? It just seems like it would ruin the fun, really. I have not been on NS long, so I did not experience the previous 'Nuclear Event', but I don't think it should be about 'winning' but more, well, enjoying the apocalypse with your friends, am I wrong?

I think one word sums it up: tryharding. Not quite as neat of an explanation, but it is one that I'm aware of.
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Postby Marchland » Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:55 am

Orlesian States wrote:
Marchland wrote:can someone explain to me through telegram what this event will do to me?

No need to explain through TG, fella. It's honestly not that complicated. So, in 3-4 days, N-Day will happen. N-Day is an optional event in which nations can partake in TOTAL ATOMIC ANNHILATION of other nations. Purely in good fun, of course. As whatever happens to your nation, it won't be permanent, since everything will reset once N-Day ends. Here's the N-Day Factbook for further details.

I hope you have a fun N-Day if you decide to join!


thank you

and are factions just regions? or is it something more

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Ex-Nation

Postby New Morsland » Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:56 am

So how would you get people to join your faction, do you just post something on the gameplay forums?

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Postby Haganham » Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:59 am

Orlesian States wrote:Forgive me if I sound ignorant, but what is the purpose of forming a gigantic coalition? It just seems like it would ruin the fun, really.

That was exactly the purpose.
Imagine reading a signature, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω`o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´・ω・`);. bwt tw sinawtur iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..

… wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie sinatwr?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! 。◕‿◕。! u habve comopweedid tha signwtr, good job!

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Postby Orifna » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:38 am

I'm going to nuke all of you.

*activates forcefield*


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Postby Shudana » Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:36 am

Reploid Productions wrote:If you're wondering about those sirens blaring in the background, word on the street is Nationstates is preparing to re-enact an old Flash animation that actually happens to be almost exactly a year younger than Nationstates itself is.

What does this mean? Well, it means to go have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!

How? Please refer to our handy-dandy nuclear armageddon handbook here!


Imagine this is all just a big fat joke.

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