Authentic Treylandian Soda for Sale

[TreyJoos Corporation]

As the sole supplier of all of New Treyland's sodas as well as their region's head of branding, I think that us, the TreyJoos Corporation, is qualified to sell you authentic Treylandian soda.

1 can of soda is 1.50 NSD.

Here are our many manufactured flavors.
Classic Flavors
TreyJoos Original
TreyJoos Diet
TreyJoos Prime - Caffeinated TreyJoos.

Fruity Flavors
TreyJoos Orange Fizz
TreyJoos Citrus Blast
TreyJoos Cherry Vibe
TreyJoos Zesty Lemon
TreyJoos Grapey Wonders
TreyJoos Razzberry Bash
TreyJoos Mango Tango
TreyJoos Sour Apple
TreyJoos Sky Blueberry
TreyJoos Lemon Lime
TreyJoos Passionfruit Palpitation

Extra Sweet Flavors
TreyJoos Fluffy Vanilla
TreyJoos Triple Threat
TreyJoos Caramel Apple

Custom-Made Flavors
TreyJoos Root Beer (custom-made for Floofybit, but you can order it)
TreyJoos Cream Soda (another custom Floofybit soda)

Limited-Time Flavors
TreyJoos Party Punch (Only available from now to February 2023!)

Order via this form:

Nation Name:
Flavor or Flavors:
Quantity:
Total Cost (Quantity x 1.50):

[Rubian]

Nation Name: Rubian
Flavor or Flavors:
TreyJoos Original
TreyJoos Diet
TreyJoos Orange Fizz
TreyJoos Prime - Caffeinated TreyJoos.
TreyJoos Citrus Blast
TreyJoos Cherry Vibe
TreyJoos Zesty Lemon
TreyJoos Grapey Wonders
Quantity: 10 Mil per Year
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Rubian,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

Nation Name: Rubian
Flavor or Flavors:
TreyJoos Original
TreyJoos Diet
TreyJoos Orange Fizz
TreyJoos Prime - Caffeinated TreyJoos.
TreyJoos Citrus Blast
TreyJoos Cherry Vibe
TreyJoos Zesty Lemon
TreyJoos Grapey Wonders
Quantity: 10 Mil per Year
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Rubian,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

Thank you for ordering from TreyJoos Corporation. The 10 million cans will be on a yearly import from now. Look for a naval boat coming to your shores shortly.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

We have came out with a new flavor, Razzberry Bash!

[TreyJoos Corporation]

We've came out with a new flavor, Mango Tango!

[Emus Republic Of Australia]

Nation Name: Emu’s Republic of Australia
Flavor or Flavors: Grapey Wonders.
Quantity: We would like you to ship us 45k cans per two months, or 22.5k cans per month.
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Emu’s Republic of Australia,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation

[TreyJoos Corporation]

Nation Name: Emu’s Republic of Australia
Flavor or Flavors: Grapey Wonders.
Quantity: We would like you to ship us 45k cans per two months, or 22.5k cans per month.
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Emu’s Republic of Australia,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation

Thank you for your order. The sodas will be shipped out every month. Look for a boat with our flag on it coming into your port or ports.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

We have added a new flavor, Sour Apple!

[The Republic of Covelandia]

Nation name: The Republic of Covelandia
Flavor or Flavors:
TreyJoos Original
TreyJoos Diet
TreyJoos Orange Fizz
TreyJoos Prime - Caffeinated TreyJoos.
TreyJoos Citrus Blast
TreyJoos Cherry Vibe
TreyJoos Zesty Lemon
TreyJoos Sour Apple

Quantity: 12000 70kg crates every 2 months (dont think of anything suspicious.)

In case of any incidents that include officials, we will not take the corporation to court.

[Floofybit]

Nation Name:
Flavor or Flavors: Orange Fizz, Mango Tango
Quantity: 256 of each
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, FLOOFYBIT
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

Nation name: The Republic of Covelandia
Flavor or Flavors:
TreyJoos Original
TreyJoos Diet
TreyJoos Orange Fizz
TreyJoos Prime - Caffeinated TreyJoos.
TreyJoos Citrus Blast
TreyJoos Cherry Vibe
TreyJoos Zesty Lemon
TreyJoos Sour Apple

Quantity: 12000 70kg crates every 2 months (dont think of anything suspicious.)

In case of any incidents that include officials, we will not take the corporation to court.

Thank you for buying our soda! Look for a boat sporting our company's flag coming into your nearest port.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

Nation Name:
Flavor or Flavors: Orange Fizz, Mango Tango
Quantity: 256 of each
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, FLOOFYBIT
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

I can't tell if we're fueling your nation's fruit addiction, but hey, a deal's a deal.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

Happy Spooktober, customers! Our corporate executives have told us that we'd be "hip" if we released a limited edition flavor. Introducing... TreyJoos Pumpkiny Pie!
Made with our new sugary substance straight from SynthethiCorp for maximum, um, flavor, this is TreyJoos like you've never tasted it before.

[Cachard Calia]

Nation: Cachard Calia

Customer: CaCaCola Development/Recreation Department

Products:
TreyJoos Original
TreyJoos Diet
TreyJoos Prime
TreyJoos Orange Fizz
TreyJoos Citrus Blast
TreyJoos Cherry Vibe
TreyJoos Zesty Lemon
TreyJoos Grapey Wonders
TreyJoos Razzberry Bash
TreyJoos Mango Tango
TreyJoos Sour Apple
TreyJoos Pumpkiny Pie
Production rights of above

Quantity: 1 bottle of each soda, permanent production rights

In the case of any government officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, we of CaCaCola Soft Drinks and affiliated government bodies will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

PAYMENT: To be negotiated

[Bigpipstan]

Nation Name:
Flavor or Flavors: Mango tango
Quantity: 230748
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Bigpipstan,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

[Gluttonistan]

Nation Name: Gluttonistan
Flavor or Flavors: All of them
Quantity: 60 Million (and permission for you to build 7 large soda factories within our borders)
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Gluttonistan,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

Nation Name:
Flavor or Flavors: Mango tango
Quantity: 230748
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Bigpipstan,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

Nation Name: Gluttonistan
Flavor or Flavors: All of them
Quantity: 60 Million (and permission for you to build 7 large soda factories within our borders)
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Gluttonistan,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

Deals accepted!

[TreyJoos Corporation]

Merry Christmas, valued customers! The TreyJoos Corporation has come out with a new lineup of sweet, addicting sodas. Introducing:

TreyJoos Fluffy Vanilla- It's like whipped cream in a can!
TreyJoos Triple Threat - A cherry-orangey-lemony combo, laced with extra sugar!
TreyJoos Candy Cane - A minty gulp of carbonated refreshness!
TreyJoos Party Punch - Just like that punch you had at that college New Year's party!

May this Christmas season bring US good tidings, and may the new year be a year full of profit for us!

[Gluttonistan]

Nation Name: Gluttonistan, Community of
Flavor or Flavors: TreyJoos Party Punch, Candy Cane, Triple Threat, Fluffy Vanilla
Quantity: 240 Million 60 mil of each flavour (and permission for you to build 28 large soda factories within our borders 7 for each flavour lol?)
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Gluttonistan,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

Nation Name: Gluttonistan, Community of
Flavor or Flavors: TreyJoos Party Punch, Candy Cane, Triple Threat, Fluffy Vanilla
Quantity: 240 Million 60 mil of each flavour (and permission for you to build 28 large soda factories within our borders 7 for each flavour lol?)
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Gluttonistan,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

As the first customer to order our new soda flavors, we’ll throw in, say, 20 extra soda factories.

[Cachard Calia]

We will pay 150 million for the rights to produce and sell TreyJoos inside our borders.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

We will pay 150 million for the rights to produce and sell TreyJoos inside our borders.

If we can take a 20% cut of all sales, we're good.

[Cachard Calia]

We will pay 150 million for the rights to produce and sell TreyJoos inside our borders.

If we can take a 20% cut of all sales, we're good.

How about we give you the predicted profit over the next ten years as payment, but then never have to pay again? It's to maintain autarky as much as possible.

[TreyJoos Corporation]

If we can take a 20% cut of all sales, we're good.

How about we give you the predicted profit over the next ten years as payment, but then never have to pay again? It's to maintain autarky as much as possible.

Twelve years?

[Floofybit]

Nation Name: Floofybit
Flavor or Flavors:
TreyJoos Orange Fizz
TreyJoos Citrus Blast
TreyJoos Cherry Vibe
TreyJoos Zesty Lemon
TreyJoos Grapey Wonders
TreyJoos Razzberry Bash
TreyJoos Mango Tango
TreyJoos Sour Apple
TreyJoos Floofy Vanilla
Quantity: 8 of each
In the case of any government
officials getting addicted to TreyJoos, I, Bit Foxling,
will not sue the TreyJoos Corporation.

Hello TreyJoos! We are making a MASSIVE upgrade to our chocolate company, and would love to make a deal. While all our products are sourced here, cruelty and slave free, we can't produce two specific sodas with products in Floofybit. We are using our own fruit for the fruit sodas (it's not as good as TreyJoos but it's 100% fruit, yes, our fruit can be naturally fizzy), but we cannot produce Root Beer or Cream Soda. We would love if we could use your Root Beer and Cream Soda (if you can make it) in our products. Don't worry, we will credit you. Thanks!