Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[Description]While scrolling through your MyFace recommended, you see a post that says that you can find government files on it. Out of curiosity, you click on the link attached in the post but instead, it takes you to @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Astley’s Not Goning To Give Up On You. A phenomenon known as Cyberrolling.
[Validity]Internet
[Option]1. “Hey @@LEADER@@, why don’t you just outlaw Cyberrolling?” Asks @@RANDOMNAME1@@, a pro-truth advocate. “Did you know that over 78.2319% of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have been Cyberrolled? Even worse is that it uses a bait-and-switch technique so no body knows what is real ans what is just waiting to roll them. Come on leader, you need to outlaw it!”
[Effect]Accidentally posting the wrong link can get you a year in jail
[Option]2. “@@LEADER, don’t listen to @@HIM@@, if you ban rick rolling, you impact our freedoms!” Pleads Civil Rights Activist, @@RANDOMNAME2@@ while holding the book ‘102 Reasons Why Cyberrolling Is Cool’. “While it has tricked nearly 80% of our citizens, it’s just plain fun. It does no harm and the song is quite catchy, so please, keep it legal.” @@HE@@ the proceeds to load up the music video on your computer, blasting it out the @@CAPITAL@@ city hall’s speakers.
[Effect]You can never find the correct link in a flood of Cyberrolls.
[Option]3. “Y’know, we could use this to mess with our enemies.” Remarks your Minister of Cyber Defence, @@RANDOMNAME3@@, while pausing the music video. “Imagine if we bought online advertisements in @@REIGION@@ and when clicked on it would Cyberroll you! That would be incredible. All you need to do is just increase defence spending because, this is going to be a bit expensive.” @@HE@@ starts the music video again before he leaves.
[Effect]Advertisements are never what they seem.
[Option]4. You receive a video call from the C.E.O. of MyFace. “Why crash the economy by buying thousands of ads?” Asks C.E.O of MyFace, @@RANDOMNAME4@@. “If you partner with us for a small monthly fee of say, 15287 @@CURRENCY@@, then we would change all ads in your chosen countries and replace all links with the Cyberroll. All of that for a small fee of 15287 @@CURRENCY@@, billed monthly.”
[Validly]Capitalist
[Effect]Citizens of @@LEADER@@‘s least favourite countries cannot use the internet in any reasonable fashion.