The World Assembly,
Highlighting that countless communities and nations have benefitted from the incredible contribution of Valentine Z, a feline-filled utopia holding one of the most positive, tactful and talented populaces (consistently ranked by the World Census as among the most inclusive, compassionate and nice),
Examining the origins of Valentine Z in the Seventh Hall, an area of the international forums where ambassadors from across the world interact through regular games, contests, and discussions; Valentian representatives have been positive, welcoming, and renowned participants in the Seventh Hall, having successfully
- managed many noteworthy discussions, hosting widely engaged conversations such as those on cliches in the Hall, the opinions of world leaders on each other, and unique features of participating nations, and also recording memorable exchanges through "Project Langolier-Proofing" to prevent their loss to time;
- written the most used guide for new Seventh Hall ambassadors, helping countless representatives learn etiquette and convention in the Hall;
- hosted a lively factbook contest attracting dozens of delegates to provide publications on their nations and then vote on the best of them, popularising unique aspects of these nations;
Celebrating Valentine Z's contribution outside the Seventh Hall, notably through its vassal Vostrov in the Free Nations Region, keeping residents informed, educated, and entertained by spearheading the creation and development of the regional News Network; and via Garden at 6th Mile Road, which has shielded the ancient region of Singapore from three major attempted invasions through skillful use of border control powers,
Appreciating the further immense contribution by Valentian scholars in a cabal masterminding solutions to the critical yet routine dilemmas governments face, including
- painstakingly maintaining the official documentation of every known solution this cabal has produced to address national dilemmas, helping cabalists ensure uniqueness in their solutions;
- further informing governments on the census tracking them by creating and maintaining a program recording correlations between the different censuses;
- presenting their own solutions for electricity blackouts in the paper "Hello Darkness My Old Friend";
Thinking highly of Valentine Z's additional work to help the international community by developing the Gold Retriever, a robotic entity that helps museum curators monitor the value of artwork collections and available funds to purchase further artwork, allowing them to more efficiently build artwork collections for the denizens of the multiverse to see,
Marvelling at the wide range of fascinating compositions produced by Valentian historians, who have intricately recorded countless events significant to Valentine Z through such works as
- "The Adventures of Gwen 'Tracer' Allison", a recount of the travels of one of Valentine Z's most famous space travellers through many realms after she was sucked into a black hole during a mission, giving her time travel powers;
- "I, Clarissa", which chronicles the development of Clarissa Alanis Star, an Android renowned as possibly the most sophisticated and advanced artificially intelligent being, to the point of leading Valentine Z to the semifinals of the very second Cup of Harmony in which the nation competed;
- the biographies of sixty notable Valentians via "The Sixty", including
- the nation's legendary founder, Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine, whose incredible diplomatic skills saved his planet from destruction at the hands of nuclear war, and who brought countless international delegates to bond and celebrate in two widely enjoyable public dinners to apologise for threats made under demonic possession;
- Anastasia Freya Valentina Aye, an exceptional car racer who became the first to claim victory twice at the modern NationStates Stock Car Racing Association, and also demonstrated her heroic, adroit leadership in the final battle against the Megatron and Decepticons;
- Foresittend Marcus Alan Ariel Reynolds, a talented scientist who, before rising to become the leader of Victoriaans Nederlands, discovered the impenetrable "Alloy 41" which was essential to ending the nuclear war terrorising the planet;
Emphasising, lastly, the rich and unique Valentian culture, especially the language "Valkyrie Språk", a sophisticated language rooted in a multitude of different tongues facilitating communication and understanding between the many cultures in Valentine Z,
Wholeheartedly believing the great contribution by Valentine Z in so many areas and communities to be worthy of this august body's highest honour,
Commends Valentine Z.
Co-authors: Tinhampton, Morover
Discuss.
