We know how you are responsible for trying to genocide all of monkeykind. But you could not kill us all. The DNA of one monkey was used by human scientists to reclone all of monkeykind, and we are back, stronger than ever. You cannot destroy us, but we will destroy you.
As panicked deities scurried around the Universe Control Panel™ Office, one unnamed deity suggested "Well, let's put all 10000 to death. But world law states that we cannot kill more than ten monkeys at a time. We need to work collaboratively to destroy all of monkeykind."
And so, the genocide resumes...
Ooc: Don't double post, follow common sense, etc, this is a new version of this thread, which ended after a genocide lasting 3 years, 2 months and 14 days and has since fallen into the flames.