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10000 Monkey Genocide III

Postby The Ice States » Thu Jun 30, 2022 1:25 am

Around the Universe Control Panel™, deities celebrate the end of a challenge to collectively kill all 10000 monkeys populating Monkeyland. After the celebrations, a monkey is spotted returning to Monkeyland. And another one. And another one, and another one, and then it seems that the entire planet is populated with monkeys! Oh dear... A communication from the monkeys shortly after arrives at the Universe Control Panel™.

We know how you are responsible for trying to genocide all of monkeykind. But you could not kill us all. The DNA of one monkey was used by human scientists to reclone all of monkeykind, and we are back, stronger than ever. You cannot destroy us, but we will destroy you.


As panicked deities scurried around the Universe Control Panel™ Office, one unnamed deity suggested "Well, let's put all 10000 to death. But world law states that we cannot kill more than ten monkeys at a time. We need to work collaboratively to destroy all of monkeykind."

And so, the genocide resumes...



Ooc: Don't double post, follow common sense, etc, this is a new version of this thread, which ended after a genocide lasting 3 years, 2 months and 14 days and has since fallen into the flames.
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Postby Coliantia » Thu Jun 30, 2022 3:07 pm

Monkey 10,000 dies of happiness after seeing the return of the monkeys.
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:55 pm

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Postby The Ice States » Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:07 pm

Monkey 9998 consumed a poissoned banana.
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Postby New San Andreas Republic » Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:09 pm

Monkey 9,997 decided it would be a good idea to go north straight from Goodsprings and got stung to death by Cazadors.
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Postby Karazicu » Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:10 pm

Monkey 9996 was spooked to death by the threat mentioned in the OP.
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Postby Chrysanthemum State » Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:11 pm

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Postby Akagura » Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:35 am

Monkey 9994 swallowed some glass chocking on it as it lacerated his throat causing him to bleed out and die choking on glass and blood.

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Monkey 9993 died of cringe after going on F7.
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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:58 am

Monkey 9,992 was a prophet and saw the fate of the former 10,000 monkeys flash in front of his eyes. He tried to stop him, but he was killed by Monkey #2,763.

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Postby Coliantia » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:19 am

Monkey 9,991 protested against the CCP and was arrested and executed by Chinese authorities.
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Postby Northern Seleucia » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:21 am

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Postby Calenora » Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:23 am

This is an outrage! Monkeys should never be killed! They are Calenora's national animal! But still, monkey 9,989 dies of depression.
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Postby Salarnsia » Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:34 am

Monkey 9988 got their head stuck in a working microwave
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Postby Junatia » Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:19 am

Monkey 9987 noclipped into the shadow realm
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Postby Striagro Uspil » Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:37 am

Monkey 9986, a pupil of Monkey 9992 and already witnessing his fellow monkeys die left and right, realized the truth of his late master's vision: It's entirely possible that they will all die like the countless monkeys that had come before them if something doesn't change. 9986 tries to convince the rest of the monkeys to band together, change their fate and create a great monkey empire! To his relief, he draws in a sizable audience of 10 other monkeys. Monkey 9985 through 9976 and Monkey 2763 are all seemingly moved by 9986's words. In a moment of joyous hope and comradery, they all agree to unite and warn other monkeys of their collective fate. Little did they know, however, there was an imposter among them. In a moment of weakness, while Monkey 9986 through 9976 celebrated their newfound optimism, all 10 monkeys were suddenly and brutally slaughtered by Monkey 2763.

As Monkey 9986 lay bleeding out on the ground, he asked 2763, "So, were you the one who killed my master?" Monkey 2763 nobs his head in agreement. “But why? Why would you do all this?”

“You knew too much,” 2763 says to 9986 as he walks off into the distance, “you all knew too much.”
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Postby Coliantia » Sat Jul 02, 2022 9:13 am

Monkey 9,985 was hit by an intercontinental ballistic missile while having breakfast.
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Jul 02, 2022 9:14 am

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Postby Meadowfields » Sat Jul 02, 2022 9:18 am

Monkey 9,983 was looked at by a basilisk and cockatrice
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Postby Hiram Land » Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:16 pm

Monkey 9,982 happened to notice they said "this threat" instead of "this thread" and thus was killed by the collective minds of Forum 7.
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Postby The Ice States » Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:43 pm

Hiram Land wrote:Monkey 9,982 happened to notice they said "this threat" instead of "this thread" and thus was killed by the collective minds of Forum 7.

:eyebrow: Are you sure now?

Monkey 9981 dies of grief knowing his fate and that of the other 9980 monkeys.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:45 pm

Monkey 9980 dies in the hands of the thought police for committing ungood crimethink.
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Postby Meadowfields » Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:56 pm

Monkey 9979 was killed by an insane man who screamed "Fuck all monkeys!" and threw a chainsaw at him.
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Postby The Ice States » Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:13 pm

Monkey 9978 was mysteriously turned into a rock.
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Postby Kors » Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:14 pm

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