[title] The Right to Arm Bears
[desc] After escaping from a mental hospital, @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ went to a zoo in @@CAPITAL@@, somehow managed to acquire guns, gave them to the bears before freeing them, graffitied the zoo with anti-hunting messages and returned to the mental institution. As the authorities have finished rounding up all the animals, disarming them, and sending them back to the zoo, there have now been national discussions about trophy hunting
[validity] must allow trophy hunting, must allow zoos, must allow meat eating, must allow guns for hunting
[option] "@@HE_1@@ maybe crazy but @@HE_1@@ makes a good point." Suggests noted animal rights activist, @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, who is topless and showing off a tattoo of a lion holding a gun captioned "now it's even". "At least if we hunt for food or for clothing, the poor animal died to serve a purpose, but trophy hunting is just killing the poor animal just to show off! Ban trophy hunting!"
[effect] citizens are required to eat all the meat in their refrigerators even if it has expired
[option] "It's duck season, or is it wabbit season?" asks noted hunter @@RANDOMNAME@@, who brought a deer head to your office. "Either way, are you gonna let this little princess push us around? We have the right to hunt animals for sport! No little inner city princess is gonna push us around!" He spits in the garbage bin before exiting your office
[effect] the head is the most prized part of the fish
[option] @@RANDOMANAME_1@@, the escaped mental patient brings an elephant into your office, which matches the description of the one stolen from the same zoo about an hour ago. "Aren't you gonna address the elephant in the room?" @@HE_1@@ questions, "I gave guns to the brown bears, the panda bears, the polar bears, the grizzlies and the koalas. Koalas aren't bears! Everyone calls them "koala bears", but they're silly! They didn't even mentioned that on the news! I'll leave this with you so you can remember the elephant in the room!" @@HE_1@@ chains the animal to a hat rack in your office then exits by abseiling through the window
[effect] residents are required to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the species of animals which destroyed their homes in order to be approved for repairs