Water for sale!

by **Rick Perry** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 6:05 am

Transapol wrote:
Rick Perry wrote:We need more water, 100,000,000 (100 million) gallons to be exact.

My ultimate gamer device broke down while reading that. Please translate it into litres please

378541178 liters

by **Transapol** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 6:54 am

Rick Perry wrote:
Transapol wrote:

My ultimate gamer device broke down while reading that. Please translate it into litres please

378541178 liters

Right, enjoy! also, you now have 3785411780 unified points. With the money from your sale we shall purchase cake and we shall also burn it

by **Macshukistan** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 7:15 am

Where do you get all these water?

by **Transapol** » Sat Jun 18, 2022 2:02 am

Macshukistan wrote:Where do you get all these water?

Do not ask, please.

by **Macshukistan** » Sun Jun 19, 2022 1:03 am

Ok then, I want 8 000 000 liters of water we just learned how to fry it

by **Slacaria** » Sun Jun 19, 2022 1:22 am

What water would you say is best for waterboarding?

by **The Orwell Society** » Sun Jun 19, 2022 5:30 am

DO NOT BUY FROM HIM

HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED? HE HAS RUN THE OCEANS DRY AND IS NOW MINING WATER FROM JUPITERS MOONS TO "SELL". THIS ENDS NOW!

by **The Orwell Society** » Sun Jun 19, 2022 5:34 am

Oh, and I'll take 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 litres of water to replace all the water on Earth, plus an extra 250,000,000,000,000,000,000 litres to replenish the other planets. Thank you!

by **Transapol** » Sun Jun 19, 2022 2:56 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:DO NOT BUY FROM HIM

HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED? HE HAS RUN THE OCEANS DRY AND IS NOW MINING WATER FROM JUPITERS MOONS TO "SELL". THIS ENDS NOW!

To obtain all of this water we do a machine that takes water from a small pocket universe

by **Slacaria** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:50 am

so uhh which water keeps the slaves at work

by **Transapol** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 12:57 pm

Slacaria wrote:so uhh which water keeps the slaves at work

(The Transpolese trader does not know what a slave is so he just randomly starts stating stuff)

A slave? Every type of water! All of us Slavs are working due to this water

by **Saksoni** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:01 pm

i will buy 100, 000, 000, 000 litres for storage in case of a drougth.

by **Floofybit** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:05 pm

Could we get 800,000,000 litres of water for our water slides? :unsure:

by **Transapol** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:48 pm

You can all have your water

by **Meadowfields** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:51 pm

I would like to have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 litres of water, thank you.

by **Transapol** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:41 am

Meadowfields wrote:I would like to have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 litres of water, thank you.

Here is your 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 litre bottle and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 unified points for purchasing us

by **Bambadada** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:28 am

How much for your entire stalk?

Bambadada

Healthcare foundation

by **Transapol** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:28 am

Bambadada wrote:How much for your entire stalk?

Bambadada

Healthcare foundation

There is no entire stock

by **Transapol** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 5:00 am

I hope this post does not die

by **Kingdom of Bornai** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 5:20 am

Slacaria wrote:so uhh which water keeps the slaves at work

Isn't this illegal by the WA?

by **Al-Musawa** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:01 am

I would like 100 000 000 000 000 000 liters of water please I'm starting to get very paranoid of fire

by **Red White** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:10 am

Transapol wrote:Water at a bargain price! So cheap we shall pay you to purchase our water! Drink it! Eat it! Make something with it! Drop it on your head for no reason! The possibilities are endless

Are you sure your water won't be used maliciously? Say.. someone or some nation could use an over engineered Water Blaster 9227 (awaiting official trademark) to blast water at an angle that would direct water into a local island nation's prized volcano and cause it to be extinguished?

Juust curious. Not planning on doing that.

by **Islamic Essarn** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:24 am

How much water can you get me?

by **Islamic Essarn** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:29 am

Islamic Essarn wrote:How much water can you get me?

I'd like to by 1110000000 liters every day for a year

by **Transapol** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:29 pm

You can have your water, sir.

and also, sir! Transpolese water is the safest water in the world! It cannot extinguish anything. I apologise my English is bad, I meant it can extinguish anything

Water for sale!

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