Last week, the @@demonym@@ flag was found on the beach of an unclaimed island inhabited by a primitve tribe, making @@nation@@ the new owner of a colony. A long procession of department heads and random people alike have filed into your office, each demanding a different solution.
Option 1
"It isn't like the island's doing us any good!" Says your economic accountant. "How about we just give them our modern technology and cut them loose! It benefits both sides... right?"
Result: Areas that don't meet strict economic quotas are left to fend for themselves.
Option 2
"How could you be so heartless!" Shouts your minister of foreign relations "That tiny island could never survive on its own economically! From now on evrey man, woman, and child on that island is a @@demonym@@! Maybe it will drag on our economy for a while, but we must help in any way we can!"
Result: @@nation@@ annexes smaller nations whenever they fall behind technologically.
Option 3
"They've carved out a life there! Who are we to disrupt that?" Says a politically active but uninformed citizen. "We should ban all ships from approaching the island. Then they can live their happy lives without disruption! Everybody wins!"
Result: All foreign aid has been cut to "not disrupt the local lifestyle".
Option 4
"This poses an opportunity for cheap labor. Bring them over to the mainland and we can 'hire' them, if you catch my drift" says your minister of native oppression. "I for one, have a short staffed farm"
Result: @@nation@@'s colonies are oddly quiet.
Enacts the slavery policy.
Option 5
"Just look at it" says a minister so classified that even you have never heard of him before "Isolated, so that nobody would ever see what we do there. All my boys need is your go to relocate the natives and we'll have the perfect spot for some more... tasteful operations."
Result: Regular ship passengers frequently have radiation poisoning for "unknown reasons".
Feel free to critique, this is my first try at an issue