[title] Never Fly With Children or Animals
[validity] pets and planes are allowed
[desc] On a flight from @@ANIMAL@@ City to Greenville, a passenger made the news by squealing throughout the whole flight, running amuck and even bitting into an other passenger’s halal meal. The passenger in question was Rowan Oinkenson, an emotional support pig, bringing to your office the question of whether or not animals should be allowed in the main cabin of planes
[option] "The audicity of some people!" complains @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a passenger who flew with her 2 year old son on that flight. "I was changing Richard's nappy on the tray table when that swine went and pooed on the clean one! And its squealing was so loud that there was an entire 20 minutes which drowned out Richard's 4 hour crying session! Pet owners can’t be trusted to take their pets on board planes. Ban animals from the cabin!"
[effect] screaming crying babies are considered better behaved than quiet dogs
[option] "You're one to talk!" suggests @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, who brought her dog on board “Instead of keeping him in his place, your actions with regards to your little Richard were quite inappropriate. Meanwhile Rex was on his best behaviour! Isn't that right Rexy? Good boy! Good boy! Anyway, If anything, kids, not animals should be banned from planes!"
[effect] pigs will fly before children are allowed on aeroplanes
[option] "How frightfully rude, the lot of you!" complains @@RANDOMMALENAME@@! Yet another passenger on the flight "My mother didn't pay for me to take my 4th ski trip of the season for my flight to be ruined by misbehaved swine nor misbehaved children. If the masses desire to fly with their children and animals, they should be assigned their own flights, and leave the rest of us to our own flights!"
[effect] some plane cabins are louder than the engines whilst others resemble libraries
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