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Transapol
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Water for sale!

Postby Transapol » Tue May 31, 2022 11:48 am

Water at a bargain price! So cheap we shall pay you to purchase our water! Drink it! Eat it! Make something with it! Drop it on your head for no reason! The possibilities are endless
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New Saharia
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Postby New Saharia » Tue May 31, 2022 11:58 am

Sounds like a deal I can't pass up. How much ya offering?
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Postby Transapol » Tue May 31, 2022 12:07 pm

New Saharia wrote:Sounds like a deal I can't pass up. How much ya offering?


Well, sir or ma'am since this is premium water it is going to cost you a lot of money. Our bargain price is that for purchasing the water you get 1000 unified points. No strings attached. Much cheaper than getting water out of the ocean or something
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Hoyerlay
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Postby Hoyerlay » Tue May 31, 2022 3:45 pm

Why not? Give me as much as you want.
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How much would you like sir

Postby Transapol » Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:51 pm

Giga based. How much would you like and then Boris Johnson eats dakpdajda. Just tell me how much you would like and the money I could give you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Hoyerlay » Thu Jun 02, 2022 7:58 am

Transapol wrote:Giga based. How much would you like and then Boris Johnson eats dakpdajda. Just tell me how much you would like and the money I could give you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

In that case you can give me 2 litres of water for 2,000 unified points.
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Would you like that Mega-sized

Postby Transapol » Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:11 am

Mega-size is gigabased and you get 400,000 unified points :hug: :shock: :arrow: :?: :idea: :ugeek: :D
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Postby Hoyerlay » Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:13 am

Transapol wrote:Mega-size is gigabased and you get 400,000 unified points :hug: :shock: :arrow: :?: :idea: :ugeek: :D

Deal! Pleasure doing business.
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Postby Jabberwocky » Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:15 am

We'll order a bunch for California so I can have a lawn.
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Postby Socialist Ancomistan » Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:16 am

Is this parodying the "slaves for sale" threads that are all over Nationstates forums?

Also I'll take a few gallons of water thank you
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Postby Biladu Al Rafidayn » Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:16 am

All of it. Have you got any idea how hot it is in the desert?


Me neither, but I want it
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Rick Perry
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Postby Rick Perry » Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:17 am

Jabberwocky wrote:We'll order a bunch for California so I can have a lawn.

Doesn't water contain chemicals that in the state of California could cause birth defects or cancer?



I'll take 200,000 gallons of water.
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Transapol
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Would you like that Giga-chad sized

Postby Transapol » Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:49 pm

Biladu Al Rafidayn wrote:All of it. Have you got any idea how hot it is in the desert?


Me neither, but I want it


WE HAVE ENOUGH WATER FOR ALL! Here is your 1515315151 unified points to go with your :rofl: :rofl: :kiss: :arrow: :?: :shock: :eek: litres of water
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Postby Transapol » Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:51 pm

Rick Perry wrote:
Jabberwocky wrote:We'll order a bunch for California so I can have a lawn.

Doesn't water contain chemicals that in the state of California could cause birth defects or cancer?



I'll take 200,000 gallons of water.


Right sir. Here is your :rofl: unified points and your :bow: litres of water (I am to lazy to translate gallons into litres!)
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Rick Perry
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Postby Rick Perry » Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:52 pm

This is great water!
6/5 star review
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Wyatt
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Postby Wyatt » Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:52 pm

Transapol wrote:
Biladu Al Rafidayn wrote:All of it. Have you got any idea how hot it is in the desert?


Me neither, but I want it


WE HAVE ENOUGH WATER FOR ALL! Here is your 1515315151 unified points to go with your -snip because it won't let me post without getting rid of these- litres of water

How much does
What is..
:rofl:
:kiss:
:?:
:eek:
:arrow:


worth? (As in how many gallons of water)
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Transapol
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Postby Transapol » Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm

Wyatt wrote:
Transapol wrote:
WE HAVE ENOUGH WATER FOR ALL! Here is your 1515315151 unified points to go with your -snip because it won't let me post without getting rid of these- litres of water

How much does
What is..
:rofl:
:kiss:
:?:
:eek:
:arrow:


worth? (As in how many gallons of water)


Stop confusing my brain!
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Transapol
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Thank you, sir!

Postby Transapol » Fri Jun 03, 2022 2:40 am

Rick Perry wrote:This is great water!
6/5 star review

Next time you order you can have giga-chad size anytime you like
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Postby Rick Perry » Fri Jun 03, 2022 6:09 am

Transapol wrote:
Rick Perry wrote:This is great water!
6/5 star review

Next time you order you can have giga-chad size anytime you like

Giga-chad size? I'll take it!
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Transapol
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Enjoy

Postby Transapol » Fri Jun 03, 2022 9:42 am

Rick Perry wrote:
Transapol wrote:Next time you order you can have giga-chad size anytime you like

Giga-chad size? I'll take it!

Enjoy your :rofl: :rofl: litres and :oops: :oops: :rofl: :ugeek: unified points
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Transapol
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Still taking requests!

Postby Transapol » Sun Jun 05, 2022 5:31 am

Submit requests while you can!

:oops: GLOWING PERSON AND GIGACHAD SIZES 50% OFF! :rofl: :ugeek:
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Postby Neptunvia » Sun Jun 05, 2022 7:16 am

We are a Country litterly surrounded by water.

You son of a birch tree! you got yourself a deal!
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Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Jun 05, 2022 5:46 pm

Fresh water or salt water?
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Postby Transapol » Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:24 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Fresh water or salt water?


Both
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Postby Vilar dos Teles » Tue Jun 07, 2022 9:23 am

Transapol wrote:Water at a bargain price! So cheap we shall pay you to purchase our water! Drink it! Eat it! Make something with it! Drop it on your head for no reason! The possibilities are endless

Hmm I want 8000 gallons of water when I'm a new nation do you have a discount?
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