Commend Big Brother
Realizing that Big Brother rules over all the nations of the multiverse with a mighty, abnormally large iron fist;
Admiring the amazing leadership skills Big Brother has displayed time and time again in keeping the multiverse in total, undisputed order;
Reminding the nations of the multiverse that Big Brother is always watching, sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake;
Astounded at Big Brother's many accomplishments, including but not limited to:
- The creation, establishment, and enforcement of the supreme ideology known as IngSoc across all the multiverse;
- The development of a simple, intelligence-lowering language called Newspeak to replace all Oldspeak and to make sure all of the multiverse doesn't commit ungood Thoughtcrimes;
- The establishment of the Thought Police, or "thinkPol" in Newspeak, to monitor citizens through spies and telescreens and vaporize any person committing ungood crimethink and thoughtcrimes;
Knowing that Big Brother is the multiverse's eternal, worshipful, and godly leader;
Hereby commends Big Brother.
