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[JOKE] Commend Big Brother

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The Orwell Society
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[JOKE] Commend Big Brother

Postby The Orwell Society » Thu May 26, 2022 8:50 am

My first joke proposal. Why? Because I'm bored.

Commend Big Brother

Realizing that Big Brother rules over all the nations of the multiverse with a mighty, abnormally large iron fist;

Admiring the amazing leadership skills Big Brother has displayed time and time again in keeping the multiverse in total, undisputed order;

Reminding the nations of the multiverse that Big Brother is always watching, sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake;

Astounded at Big Brother's many accomplishments, including but not limited to:
  • The creation, establishment, and enforcement of the supreme ideology known as IngSoc across all the multiverse;
  • The development of a simple, intelligence-lowering language called Newspeak to replace all Oldspeak and to make sure all of the multiverse doesn't commit ungood Thoughtcrimes;
  • The establishment of the Thought Police, or "thinkPol" in Newspeak, to monitor citizens through spies and telescreens and vaporize any person committing ungood crimethink and thoughtcrimes;

Knowing that Big Brother is the multiverse's eternal, worshipful, and godly leader;

Hereby commends Big Brother.
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Postby Fachumonn » Thu May 26, 2022 9:27 am

Support! (Because I support all joke proposals)


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Postby The Orwell Society » Thu May 26, 2022 9:29 am

Fachumonn wrote:Support! (Because I support all joke proposals)

You have doubleplusgoodthinked. Good job
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
•  Ideology is either radical centrist or authoritarian social democrat. Which one, I may never know.
•  Ffteen year old guy living in the US.
•  Nerdy nerd
•  Minister of Foreign Affairs of Sildoria
•  Aspiring WA author
•  Semi-experienced gameplayer and cards trader

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Postby Bears Armed » Fri May 27, 2022 6:45 pm

OOC: What next, 'Condemn Emmanuel Goldstein''?
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Postby The Hurricane » Fri May 27, 2022 6:49 pm

This proposal.. it's.. its... amazing! 10/10. :clap:

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Postby Haganham » Fri May 27, 2022 11:21 pm

A correction. Big Brother is the ruler of Oceania, but not our ally Eurasia Eastasia, or our foe Eastasia Eurasia, with whom we've always been at war.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Sat May 28, 2022 9:35 am

Haganham wrote:A correction. Big Brother is the ruler of Oceania, but not our ally Eurasia Eastasia, or our foe Eastasia Eurasia, with whom we've always been at war.

Have you been under a rock for a few years? Big Brother rules all now
The Hurricane wrote:This proposal.. it's.. its... amazing! 10/10. :clap:

Thank you, thank you. Just doing my part as a loyal, doubleplusgoodthinking citizen.
Bears Armed wrote:OOC: What next, 'Condemn Emmanuel Goldberg'?
:roll:

That Winston seems a viable target for a condemnation… maybe I'll commend Napoleon the pig next…
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
•  Ideology is either radical centrist or authoritarian social democrat. Which one, I may never know.
•  Ffteen year old guy living in the US.
•  Nerdy nerd
•  Minister of Foreign Affairs of Sildoria
•  Aspiring WA author
•  Semi-experienced gameplayer and cards trader

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Postby Manuelian Empire » Sat May 28, 2022 9:37 am

I support, lol
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Postby The Orwell Society » Sat May 28, 2022 9:44 am

Manuelian Empire wrote:I support, lol

Yay!
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
•  Ideology is either radical centrist or authoritarian social democrat. Which one, I may never know.
•  Ffteen year old guy living in the US.
•  Nerdy nerd
•  Minister of Foreign Affairs of Sildoria
•  Aspiring WA author
•  Semi-experienced gameplayer and cards trader

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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Biladu Al Rafidayn » Sat May 28, 2022 9:46 am

The Orwell Society wrote:
Haganham wrote:A correction. Big Brother is the ruler of Oceania, but not our ally Eurasia Eastasia, or our foe Eastasia Eurasia, with whom we've always been at war.

Have you been under a rock for a few years? Big Brother rules all now
The Hurricane wrote:This proposal.. it's.. its... amazing! 10/10. :clap:

Thank you, thank you. Just doing my part as a loyal, doubleplusgoodthinking citizen.
Bears Armed wrote:OOC: What next, 'Condemn Emmanuel Goldberg'?
:roll:

That Winston seems a viable target for a condemnation… maybe I'll commend Napoleon the pig next…

Support

Condemn Snowball lol
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Postby Hyidai » Sat May 28, 2022 3:36 pm

Does he know when you've been bad or good? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Postby Tinhampton » Sat May 28, 2022 3:42 pm

Hyidai wrote:Does he know when you've been bad or good? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

No, this isn't Commend Santa.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Sat May 28, 2022 4:58 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Hyidai wrote:Does he know when you've been bad or good? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

No, this isn't Commend Santa.

Already taken lol… wait, that was a ccondemnation, not a commendation
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
•  Ideology is either radical centrist or authoritarian social democrat. Which one, I may never know.
•  Ffteen year old guy living in the US.
•  Nerdy nerd
•  Minister of Foreign Affairs of Sildoria
•  Aspiring WA author
•  Semi-experienced gameplayer and cards trader

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Postby The Finntopian Empire » Tue May 31, 2022 10:15 am

double support!
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Postby The Orwell Society » Tue May 31, 2022 10:18 am

The Finntopian Empire wrote:double support!

goodthink!
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
•  Ideology is either radical centrist or authoritarian social democrat. Which one, I may never know.
•  Ffteen year old guy living in the US.
•  Nerdy nerd
•  Minister of Foreign Affairs of Sildoria
•  Aspiring WA author
•  Semi-experienced gameplayer and cards trader

this
this


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