PREAMBLE
This alliance is a alliance of completely generic nations with no history together to grow our e-peens. Because this alliance is mine, I will use it to combat $HATED_IDEOLOGY using oblique words and picture spam to look like a badass to conceal the fact that I'm a pasty 12-year-old kid with no friends whatsoever.
This is really boring shit I have to write because I have to, just skip over it and go to the fun stuff
CHARTER
ARTICLE I
-something something something general purpose of alliance
--affirms $IDEOLOGY but you already know this because we're the same kind of douchebag
ARTICLE II
-something something something administration
--something about details, need not worry
ARTICLE III
-flee tlade
--no tariffs because we're bffls
--bi-annual and mandatory buttsechs convention (OOC: I fully intend on rping this btw)
ARTICLE IV
-extradition
--blah blah crime is bad
-justice
--some weird shit that you will never rp ever
ARTICLE V
-MUTUAL DEFENSE! Hoo boy, I can see you were just getting real tired skimming over this! I put this fifth down the list so that I won't appear to be a total 12-year-old, and I think it works!
--YOU CAN CALL ON OTHER NATIONS TO START A DOGPILE! Never get a good RP done as each party intimidates the other with a massive list of nations!
--YOU CAN INVADE OTHERS UNDER THE NAME OF $IDEOLOGY! Let's get thinly veiled imperialism!
ARTICLE VI
-OTHER ALLIANCES CLAUSE! You can call upon other lists of nations to impress people you don't like!
ARTICLE VII
-i have no fucking clue what to put here, just bear with me until the next section
ALLIANCE
-numbers of troops and tanks to post, so you can get no rping done whatsoever because it ends in a hasty diplomatic backpedaling instead of real action
ALLIANCE MEMBERS
-A list of secondary importance because everyone here is part of the same clique
-Crifix (pylon)
-Pretty Awesome Persons (additional vespene gas)
LEADERSHIP
-Leader: me
-Vice president: first best friend
-Milletery[sic] commander: second best friend
-Milletery vice comannder: third best friend
-various civil positions that nobody cares about or will mention in a RP ever
Application
soem copypasta
- Code: Select all
Nation name:
Leader name:
Ideology (should be mine, but w/e this is an open field):
Military forces for the alliance(type a few numbers and add some trailing zeros with little regard for organization, for extra detail points separate into infantry and tanks):
Some oath here to waste your time, it's not like you're going to be disloyal to your own stick and balls anyway